The cat who wears Jackie Chan

I'm afraid this is not using the technique of water mirror to spy on a certain mortal court?

Mu Xuefeng looked at it for a while, and saw something was wrong.

In the picture, it was just daytime, and it was dark in the blink of an eye.Before everyone speaks, a line of lines will appear underneath—it seems to be acting according to the script and acting in a drama.

"What is presented here is also the scene on the earth?" Mu Xue asked coldly.

"Ah?" The weasel old man was fascinated by watching, and the emotion of immersion in it was suddenly interrupted, "It counts... er, it doesn't count? This is a special set for acting."

The old man paused, minimized the Zhen × Chuan window, pondered for a while, and opened an urban youth movie: "This is the current scene on the earth."

It was a well-known tear-off movie. I followed the trend and downloaded it, but I couldn't watch it. After I clicked on it, it continued to play at the same progress as when I quit last time.The woman on the screen softly slapped her across the face: "Try to scold Gu X again."

"Uh," the old man was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly explained, "...Actually, there is no such thing as casual beating on earth."

The main reason is that he doesn't like to watch urban movies, and there are not many movies in the tablet that he can show Ying Long to watch.Lao Dao usually likes to watch fairy tales in ancient costumes, and while watching them, he yells at the kind of "do not restore", "nonsense" and "why Master Zhulong is a villain".

"Is it safe on earth?" Mu Xuefeng didn't care about his explanation, and asked again.

Looks like everyone.When there was a conflict, it was nothing more than a slap in the face.

"Uh, in terms of safety, it's indeed much safer than this world where people kill people and rob treasures every now and then. Of course, there are many villains, but we're monsters. With our cultivation base, whoever can beat us can live a good life. "

"You seem eager to go back?"

"Think about it!" The old man patted his thigh, his eyes lit up, "That's too much to think about, I miss fried chicken, barbecue, beer, hot pot and skewers every day..."

Thinking about it, I also want you, Dijun, to stand up, the old man added in his heart.

Seeing this guy's saliva almost dripping down, Mu Xuefeng said, "What you said is all about eating?"

"Hey, there are many ways to eat, drink and have fun on the earth, which is much more interesting than this world. Xiaodao is old, and he only loves the word "eating", and the young people have a lot of fun. Unlike this world, mortals are as low as mud , Practitioners spend every day in the field of cultivation, which is boring, boring."

Mu Xuefeng was silent.

If it was Yuanyuan, he would miss the earth even more... right?

Seeing that Yinglong didn't speak anymore, the old Taoist opened Zhen Xchuan's window and continued to read.

Good, so bright!After a while, the old Taoist, who was concentrating on watching the drama, seemed to catch a glimpse of a bright light out of the corner of his eye.

Looking back, Lao Dao was happy.

Ying Long was still sitting there, leaning against the backrest, his face was covered with a red eyepatch suspected to be the same style as the anime, and a pair of huge black eyes were opened on the eyepatch.A pillar of light soaring into the sky enveloped the whole body.

For a while, the old man didn't know whether to complain about the blindfold first, or whether he suddenly turned into a light bulb.

The blindfold was given to him by the cat.The emperor couldn't bear to read the secret history of the palace, so he wore a blindfold and pretended to open his eyes. Is it a way to save me?

"Strange, where are people?"

Seeing the beam of light on Baopu Peak from a distance, a group of people rushed over like hungry tigers.After turning around Baopu Peak several times, I almost turned the whole mountain upside down and shook it, but I saw only beams of light, but no people.

You can't be a pangolin spirit, digging holes all the way to the depths of the mountain, right?That should also leave a hole, and make a lot of noise.

Everyone fell into a daze.

After talking with the owner, Le Yuan returned to Banlianju alone, and the turtle and the dragon stayed at home to look after the house.

In front of the small building, a large door panel lay on the ground.He and Lao Mu unloaded it overnight last night, and wrote "not this door" on the back of the door panel.

Knocking down one is also considered useful.

Le Yuan lifted the door up and wanted to put it back in. After trying it, she found it couldn't.

Forget it, wait for Lao Mu to come back before pretending.

Staying in the yard, eating some snacks and practicing illusion for a while, the little orange cat couldn't sit still.

Looking up, you can see several fast-moving beams of light, chasing a large group behind you, and it feels very lively outside...

He ran out again.

Meow haha, I am watching with relish when others are being chased to the point of crying and howling.How cool it is to have immunity!

The little orange cat started to wander around the monastery, and ate a piece of dried fish as he walked, like a streetwalker.

Suddenly remembered something, the little orange cat took out the access token of Liulidongtian - a small leaf bud, and pressed it on his head, letting it bask in the sun.

This small leaf bud has formed flower buds a long time ago, and it seems that it will bloom soon, but after being stored in the storage space, the leaves are still fresh and green, but they have completely stopped growing. Obviously, they still need sunshine and rain.

Where is Lao Mu?How come I haven't seen him.

After wandering around for a long time, I saw a group of people gathered in front of me, and the little orange cat mingled in and said hello: "Hey, have you seen Lao Mu?"

The cat has not yet transformed and cannot speak human words directly. The magic sound horn is like an external sounding organ, often suspended beside the cat.

Of course, when the disciples of the Beast Control Peak saw this horn, they would have another feeling in their hearts - they couldn't help but think of the ferocious beast raised by Senior Sister Yu, whose head was wrapped in white cloth for a long time.

"Cat, Junior Brother Cat? Why are you here?" Seeing the little orange cat, someone was surprised.

"Are you actually asking us for news?"

"Did you come here to disturb our sight on purpose?!" Someone even proposed a conspiracy theory.

Now everyone has figured it out, Mu Xuefeng looks at Gao Leng, but actually doesn't take the initiative to confront him, just follow him when he is pretending to be aggressive, he can still get along with him; but this cat he raised, don't It looks cute on the outside, but it has a lot of bad intentions and thieves!This point follows Mao's master, Nine-Tailed Fox Luo Fu.

"Meow? I lied to you last time, but this time it's true. I lost Lao Mu. I don't know where he went."

said the little orange cat.

Then he laughed again: "However, Lao Mu said that he brought me a gift, and he will know what it is when he comes out."

It's blooming.

All the disciples stared blankly.

The small leaf bud on the little orange cat's head burst into a small yellow flower when it proudly said "bring me a gift".

The cat is showing off, and the little flower on the head is also showing off.

I was caught in the eye by a cat! ——Why can you find gifts while hiding?

In places like the dining hall medicine garden, you can buy snacks and spiritual herbs. Could it be that someone secretly sheltered and took in Mu Xuefeng?But it is also impossible to avoid the sycamore leaves shining.

No one knew the owner's whereabouts, so the little orange cat had to continue wandering.

At noon, I ran to the canteen for lunch.

"Today should be the spring exam, isn't Junior Brother Mu with you?" Coincidentally, Senior Sister Ji Yufuji also came to eat, and she took a seat opposite her with a plate.

"Meow, he didn't know where to hide, he told me to play by myself."

The little orange cat who said this would never have imagined that Mu Xuefeng was actually watching Zhen X's biography at this time, and even fell asleep watching it.

"By the way, senior sister, have you ever thought about raising a civet?" the little orange cat asked.

He has had several contacts with Senior Sister Ji, and he feels that she is not bad.After the Penglai Fairy Fair ended, Senior Sister Ji paid [-] spirit stones out of her own pocket to give herself and the owner an eye-opening auction—of course, it was just an eye-opening, which shows that she has a lot of money and can afford cats.Le Yuan also bumped into her once to buy a cat painting by Senior Sister Shen.

After comprehensive consideration, Senior Sister Ji meets the requirements for choosing an owner for civets.A well-known cat idiot like Yu Mengsong is relatively rare after all.

"Civet cat? Brother Cat, do you want to introduce me to a fellow cat?" Ji Yufu smiled happily, "Okay, I've wanted to raise one for a long time."

"Meow." The little orange cat took out a golden scroll from the token.

There are three identical scrolls in hand, and Le Yuan can't tell which one the senior sister will get.

Ji Yufu took the scroll, cut her fingertips, and dripped a drop of blood on the scroll.

With a flash of brilliance, a kitten with pure white fur appeared.

"Meow?" The little white cat stood on the table, looking around curiously.

Yo, it's that pretty little girl, she should be able to get along well with the senior sister.

"Little cat," Ji Yufu said softly, with gentle eyes, "Do you like fish? I'll bring you a plate of fish."

"Mi~" the little white cat nodded.

"Meow." Senior Sister Ji got up to get the fish, and the little orange cat greeted her.

"Brother Cat!" cried the little white cat.

"Hmph, what's your name? Don't forget, I helped you find your master." The little orange cat stared at the dead fish.

"Meow, thank you cat brother~"

Ah, her cat form is indeed slightly older than her...Age can't fool a cat.

Although the little white cat insists on being called the cat brother, it feels good to have a fellow cat while eating and chatting, listening to the little white cat talk about things in the cat group.

Le Yuan found out that the Twolegs like to watch two cats "meow" and "meow" each other, even if they don't understand a little bit.Even Senior Sister Ji is like this, laughing and watching the cats chatting while eating.

After the meal, the little orange cat ran around with the large team of arresters.When the students were arrested one by one, they meowed a few times, gloating.

Eh, the owner really can't be found?

"shock!A man goes missing while playing peek-a-boo »

Fortunately, there is a communication talisman to contact each other, and the family members of the missing man are currently in a stable state of mind.

The spring test ends at midnight today, which is much shorter than the autumn test.Just watching the excitement, the little orange cat will feel sympathetic.

The longer you persist, the worse you will be persecuted.

The sycamore leaves glow irregularly. As the number of people in the field decreases, random roll calls become more frequent. The last few left will be chased more than ten times per person. Every time they shine, they will try their best to run away. Find your next hiding place.

When the moon rises, a bell rings, and the spring test is officially over.

The few people who were hiding in a certain place of the Taoist temple heaved a long sigh of relief, almost crying with joy.

Finally freed!

Disciples flew from all directions and gathered in the Eight Diagrams Square.If you can produce a sycamore leaf, you will pass the level, otherwise you will be out.

The little orange cat was also waiting in the crowd.

"Where's Mu Xuefeng?" Everyone looked at each other.

"Did he forget the time?"

"Hiding people?"

"Don't look at me, I too..." said the little orange cat.

When the din of discussion reached its peak, a figure flew down from the sky.The audience was suddenly silent.

Mu Xuefeng, who is dressed in white and wins snow, is long overdue.

He usually wears dark and black clothes, and only has one white dress. The last time he wore it was during the autumn test.

The autumn test site is in the snowy and snowy Xiaohan Mountain secret place, in a field of silver and white, he wears a white one, it is hard to say that it is not intentional - at least the classmates who are chased away by him like little chickens are all I think so.Originally, he could run fast, he could fight, and he was wearing a suit of the same color as the snow. Dog, he was simply too dog.

Now that Chun is trying on the same body, it can be regarded as a beginning and an end.

But seeing everyone present, except for those who were eliminated early, everyone else was in a panic.Some were panting with exhausted spiritual power, some had disheveled hair, some had the corners of their clothes scratched by branches and got muddy. Only Mu Xuefeng looked indifferent, breathed calmly, and his white clothes were spotless.

He stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and in the palm lay a yellow leaf of the sycamore tree that had not been confiscated.

Damn it, I pretended it for him again!

No one spoke, everyone was wailing in their hearts.

"Meow." The little orange cat greeted her happily.

Long Aotian's foundation is nothing more than a joke.

Although the cat doesn't know how to do it, but today's owner is also a qualified Long Aotian.

Leaving side by side with the owner, the little orange cat asked, "Where did you hide? Also, my gift——"

What is the gift!

He and his owner have just escaped poverty, so they don't want expensive gifts, but as long as they are given by the owner, Le Yuan looks forward to them.

The answer was silence.

"Meow?"

The little orange cat turned to look, and there was something wrong with Lao Mu's expression.

After a while, Mu Xuefeng said: "It's for food, I ate it, and I'll buy it for you later."

"Meow? How delicious, how can you do this!" The little orange cat yelled loudly.He rushed over with a bamboo dragonfly, bit Mu Xuefeng's hand, and flew away again.

But I was wondering in my heart.Lao Mu is not so greedy, he will eat the gift that he promised to give me, he is not this kind of temperament at all...

What's wrong?

On the way to the dining hall, the little orange cat was sneaking glances at its owner out of the corner of its eye.

During dinner, Mu Xuefeng also didn't say a word.

Are you autistic...

Back to Banlianju after dinner, Mu Xuefeng first installed the door that fell on the ground.As expected of a person who has practiced the "Secret Method · Introductory Woodworking Skills", he does his work decently.

Then go back to the house to practice.

The little orange cat nestled next to her quietly opened her cat's eyes a little.The owner was not meditating, but quietly raised his eyes and looked out the window.

The moonlight reflected into his eyes, where it was no longer blood red like magma, but pitch black.

But it was empty, the blackness of despair.

Strange, others were annoyed by being out early, the owner was not caught at all, and even pretended to compete in public, but he seemed to have lost his soul.