The cat who wears Jackie Chan

Fighting in the bubble bath, I had a fulfilling day.After nightfall, one person and one cat returned to the bedroom.

Mu Xuefeng usually meditates all night. After being possessed by demons, she can't calm down and easily falls into spiritual disorder when meditating. She can only read a book for a while before going to sleep.

The little orange cat lay beside the owner, and also read the Tianhu Xinjue. After a while, he rubbed his eyes and put away the book, ready to start practicing.

Glancing at the owner, he was lying there, holding a book in one hand and hanging it in front of his eyes.Are you still reading?The little orange cat moved its body and touched the owner's arm, and the book "slapped" on the owner's face.

...has fallen asleep.

Lao Mu, I suggest you to order a sleep mask with big eyes and round eyes, I think you need it very much.

The little orange cat crawled over, trying to put away the book covering the owner's face, and saw that it was the book of wisdom sword washing heart given by Yu Mengsong.

On the cover, there was originally a character "Yu" written like a dog crawling on it, and a cat's head was drawn in a simple stroke next to it. I don't know when, the character "Yu" was painted into a ball of ink, and the word "Mu" was written on the bottom Words, but the head of the cat is still left.

Tsk, why is the owner still doing this secretly after being haunted by demons!

The little orange cat sticks out its paws, carefully pushes aside the book, and places the book beside the owner's pillow.

In recent days, the weather has been sunny and fine.

"Mu Xuefeng, do you dare to come out and compete with me?"

"Ji Mian, disciple of the Sword Sect, come to ask for advice!"

Outside of the big formation, people came to clamor every day.

"...Is it okay to do the questions?" Even one person shouted.The disciples next to him looked at him in horror.

The little orange cat soaking in the heart washing pool also heard it.You can teach me, if this guy is on the earth, who will enter Qingbei unless he enters?

Shaking the wet hair, the cat buried its face in the water and vomited a string of bubbles. The little orange cat nestled in the owner's arms with peace of mind, and didn't bother to talk to people outside.

Next to it floated on the water a small varnished wooden boat that was actually a fruit bowl stuffed with fruit and jerky.From time to time, the little orange cat took a small dried fish from it and gnawed it.

"How are you willing to come out to fight?"

"Fellow Daoist Mu still doesn't like me?"

"I think he is scared!"

"Meow, wait a minute, old Mu, don't fall into the aggressive method," "Kacha Kacha," the little orange cat gnawing on the dried fish, suddenly had a wonderful idea in his mind, "I have a trick!"

Le Yuan called the black flood dragon, which became lazy after the winter, and often went to a corner, and then began to sleep in. Suspected that it had entered the hibernation period, and gave it a few words.

Hei Jiao immediately hugged an empty water tank with his body, and flew out of the formation.

If you want to come and learn from each other, you can, but you have to pay.

Fighting and exercising is definitely good for the owner, who is a fighting fanatic, and can relieve his body and mind and boost his spirit.But you can't just face one when you come, you have to leave time to soak in the heart pool.You donate rewards first, and if you save up to five hundred spirit stones, the owner will take care of you all at once.

How short of money is this!After listening to Hei Jiao's explanation, the Sword Sect disciples were dumbfounded at first, and after a brief silence, piles of spirit stones and spirit crystals were thrown into the water tank.

Hei Jiao coiled his body on the vat, and according to Le Yuan's instructions, every time he received a sum, he would report the number in a straight voice.

"Collect the money and transfer it to the account: fifty spirit stones."

"Collect the money and get it to the account: two hundred spirit stones."

"Collect the money and transfer it to the account: thirty spirit stones."

There are not many spirit stones, just a threshold.

When the five hundred spirit stones were gathered together, Hei Jiao buried his head in the water tank and counted, then turned his head to look behind the formation, and let out a "wow".

The little orange cat nestled in the owner's arms immediately said: "Meow! Lao Mu, accept the order... and accept the battle."

"Okay." Mu Xuefeng got up from the heart washing pool, urged the water avoidance formula to bounce off the water droplets sliding on the skin, and the outer robe resting on the poolside flew over and fell on him.

The Dragon Sparrow Saber and the Long Yuan Sword fell into his palms, and his body suddenly rose, and he flew out into the sky.

A quarter of an hour later, the disciples of the Sword Sect were beaten so convinced that they bowed their hands to greet him: "This battle is refreshing!"

"Fellow Daoist Mu, you've been taught!"

Although everyone has their own understanding in the practice of swordsmanship, but after all, the disciples come from the same school, and there are many similarities in the sword intent; Learn from it and benefit more.

Mu Xuefeng didn't bother to say anything, she nodded perfunctorily, bowed her hands back, and went back to Qingxu Peak to continue taking a bath.

the next day.

"Fellow Daoist Mu, we are here again!"

Day three.

"Come on, we have prepared five hundred spirit stones!"

Day [-]...

Hey, how do you feel that this group of people has become more active since the fee was charged?

Originally, Qingxu Peak was a quiet place, but since it was occupied by three members of the Taoist Academy and forbidden to enter and exit, it should have become more clean, but unknowingly, it has become a daily check-in resort for the disciples of the Sword Sect.

The little orange cat stared at the dead fish.

Don't your disciples have any other entertainment?How impoverished is the spiritual life of your sword cultivators!

Every day, several groups of people come bustlingly, often a few good disciples come in groups.There are also arrogant disciples who directly throw five hundred spirit stones and ask for a one-on-one duel.After Hei Jiao went out with the big vat in his arms, these people took turns to invest money in the order they had agreed upon.

The few people who come here often are so familiar. If I were to make a list, it would be the first brother on the list, the second brother on the list...

Not only did they get promoted in the sparring, Mu Xuefeng also took this opportunity to deeply comprehend the sword intent inherited by Qinglian Sword Sect, and sharpened his own blade.

So far, this group of people has never defeated Mu Xuefeng once.

After each game, the small group will retreat to a distance and gather together to discuss in a low voice.The little orange cat eavesdropped and said: "Brothers, I think his move should be... cracked..."

"Senior Brother Wang, you will take the main position, and I will take the assistant position in the southeast..."

Is this treating the owner as a boss?

Another day, after several consecutive sparring sessions, the little orange cat hurriedly ordered the black flood dragon to carry back the big vat full of spirit stones.

It's okay, I've earned a lot of pocket money today, and the owner seems a little tired.

Otherwise, I will play with them again?

"Is there anything you want to do?" The little orange cat asked after flying in front of everyone.

The golden and soft fur, the round cat face, the bright green eyes, and the pink and tender flesh pads that are faintly visible when raising the paws are all obvious. This is a soft, cute and harmless kitten.

"hiss."

"Help!"

"Leave us alone!"

Everyone gasped as if they had bumped into an evil spirit, and scattered like birds and beasts in the blink of an eye.

Uh……

The little orange cat "meowed" in dissatisfaction.

Understood, you Qinglian Sword Sect are all scumbags like the owner, and you are very afraid of learning.

The only one standing there was Senior Brother Xia, who was the only one who answered the question correctly and was promoted to "Grandpa", looking at the little orange cat with a smile on his face.

"Little civet, is it still a father and son bureau?"

"Of course." Le Yuan was a little apprehensive, but after thinking about it, it's not difficult to win a native of the cultivation world, right?He doesn't take math questions, and he can't answer any chemistry questions, biology questions, and language questions——

"How about me to test you? I had a guess when I was making Yanjia, and I have been thinking about it for many years, but I still can't prove it." Senior Brother Xia handed over a piece of calculation paper, and said seriously , "Little civet cat, if you can tell me whether this guess is true or not, and the reason will convince me, I will not only recognize you as a grandfather, but also pay you ten thousand spirit stones."

Wow, ten thousand spirit stones!Knowledge is wealth!

The little orange cat quickly looked at the calculation paper, and after a while, he raised his head speechlessly.

This tower meow seems to be... a four-color conjecture?

Even if I am the reincarnation of Gauss and possessed by Euler, I can't help you answer it!

"Little civet, how is it?" Senior Brother Xia asked.

"I, I didn't agree to your conditions, meow." The little orange cat swished, just as fast as those Jianzong disciples escaped just now, and retreated into the big formation, leaving behind a series of afterimages.

Are you the God of Exams who specially sent me to cure me? Again!See!

The sun was rising and the moon was setting, the weather was getting colder, and nothing unexpected happened, so the days on Qingxu Peak passed smoothly.

In the early morning of this day, the little orange cat ran out the door and stretched, feeling in his heart that it was Chinese New Year.

Since time travel, the first New Year since I can remember.I didn't expect that I didn't live in the Taoist temple, but in Qinglian Jianzong.

A few days ago, Yu Mengsong took Feifei home, and said hello that he would bring back a few packs of preserved spirit beast meat.Hu Lang, the elder brother of the white tiger, delivered food every half a month as usual, and this time he also brought a batch of Chinese New Year utensils at the same time.

"Squeak", the little orange cat looked back, and the owner also walked out of the house.

Mu Xuefeng's pupils were pitch-black and clear, obviously the inner demons had been dispelled a lot.

Tsk, the owner is no longer a red-eyed rabbit spirit, and he is still a little uncomfortable looking at it.

"Meow meow!" Good morning!

"morning."

After breakfast, Le Yuan turned into a human body, and together with the owner, they pasted blessing characters on the door, hung red lanterns under the eaves, and cleaned the yard clean.On the newly planted sycamore tree by the Xixin Pool, there is also a string of small red lanterns hanging.

Then it's time for the regular bath.

The weather is very cold, and the Xinxin Pool has not yet frozen, maintaining a clear and not cold temperature.

The whole cat lay on the owner's chest and took a bite when bored, but Le Yuan didn't feel cold at all.

After soaking for two hours, Mu Xuefeng came out in a cloak, and helped the little orange cat dry his hair, and then went into the kitchen to prepare dishes.To make a large table dish for dinner, it must be prepared in advance.

"Fellow Daoist Mu, I'll come to ask for a fight."

"Are you there?"

"Aren't you going to fight today?"

I have discussed the time with the disciples of Jianzong before, and I have to take a bath in the morning, and then I will have a discussion in the afternoon.Just after noon, there was a clamor outside the formation.

Le Yuan, who was working in the kitchen, murmured in his heart, why didn't he even let go of New Year's Eve!

"Stop making noise, rookies."

After a while, a little orange cat flew out driving a dazzling bamboo dragonfly, and said in the same arrogant tone and attitude of looking down on all living beings, "Come and eat something, the owner and I just made it."

The Heijiao next to him held a huge tray with two claws, and there were some fluffy shortbread neatly arranged on the tray.White sesame seeds are sprinkled on the golden crispy skin of the shortbread, and ham slices and meat floss are sandwiched in the cake.

Just now, Le Yuan had already ate a piece, and it tasted very good.

As far as Qinglian Jianzong's shabby dining hall is concerned, the gang of sword cultivators probably haven't eaten anything good.

"Little civet, did you do it?"

"What, Mu Xuefeng can still make cakes!"

"Is there some kind of sword intent in this cake?"

The disciples of Jianzong chattered, and each took a cake.

"Meow, it's alright, the owner and I still have to prepare a dinner party, and we won't compete today." The little orange cat waved its paws, "Let's go after eating the cake, aren't you celebrating the festival?"

"We have already cut off the world of mortals..."

"Only mortals will celebrate the New Year solemnly, oh and Junior Brother Yu."

"This cake... is really, really delicious! It reminds me of the taste of my favorite pastry shop when I was a child in my family many years ago!"

"It's delicious. Why am I not as good as Mu Xuefeng when it comes to swords, and I'm not as good as him when it comes to making cakes?!"

Meow, it seems that the response is okay.

"Oh, for the sake of those of you who called me dad, please get a piece of writing and remember to stick it on the door." The little orange cat raised its paw and pointed at them, and then took out a stack of papers written in red. The word "Fu" written on paper.A cat's paw was pressed next to Mu Xuefeng's words.

Although the quarrel was not very pleasant when I first arrived at Qinglian Sword Sect, but after getting along, I found that many disciples are still friendly and can make friends.

—and rich.

"I haven't posted it for many years, but I miss it a bit."

"Is there a word for 'sword'?"

"Meow, meow, no! Don't forget it!"

Finally sent the group of people away, the little orange cat ran back and greeted Master Luo with a "meow meow" standing in front of the house.

Master Luo nodded with a smile, and a miniature ancient clock flew out of her cuff, suspended in the air and shook slightly.Flipping upside down on the large arc formation of Qingxu Peak, a huge golden character "Fu" emerged.

It is bigger than all the "Fu" characters pasted on the door panels in Qinglian Jianzong.