The cat who wears Jackie Chan

The water flowing around the body also became hot, like a transparent flame. If this continues, it's not playing with water, it's playing with fire.

Yes, it's "Woman, you are playing with fire".

Le Yuan struggled twice with weak hands and feet, the arm around his waist was still tightly wrapped around him and refused to let go, Mu Xuefeng whispered in his ear: "Holding you, the pain is much better. "

Woohoo am I your painkiller!If this continues, I'm going to get sick!

Le Yuan thought confusedly, hiss, am I not...as straight as I thought?Realizing this, it seems that I am not so nervous, the big deal is being gay... Wait, I have to confirm again.

He raised his head, looked at Mu Xuefeng, leaned over and kissed her.

Meow meow?The lips were soft, bursting like a stimulus, but they were like a sea tide and instantly stunned him, making him unable to breathe.

Woooooo, cats are still young, they can't stand such a big stimulus!Le Yuan wanted to back away, but the back of his head was held down by a hand, and the superficial temptation turned into a hot and long kiss.

Dizzy and limp, the body shrunk suddenly, turning back into a small ball of fur lying on the owner's face.The little orange cat was in a daze for two seconds, angrily bit the tip of the owner's nose, and floated up with its four paws slapping the water.

You must have tricked me!

Mu Xuefeng sat up from the bottom of the water, and saw a little yellow duck on the water surface, and gave him a fierce "quack".

Then it turned into a red carp and circled in the water, and shot towards it like a water arrow. When the little cannonball hit his bosom, it turned back into a round-headed little orange cat.

Okay, the little orange cat buried her head in front of the owner's chest, didn't you say that it wouldn't hurt if you hugged me, let me hug you.

The physical reaction is too strong, and the human form cannot be maintained. The cat needs to calm down.

Nesting in the owner's arms, the little orange cat was not obedient, and would open its mouth to bite the owner's chest from time to time.It can be used as a pillow, but you have to remember that this pillow has a mouth full of fangs.

Mu Xuefeng looked down at the squinting cat nestled in his arms.Every time there was a moment of silence, he would suddenly bite him.After a while, the closed-eyed little orange cat opened its mouth slightly, showing its small milk teeth like rice grains, as if it was about to bite him again, but it smashed its mouth, nodded its head, and stopped talking for a while.

……Fell asleep.

Mu Xuefeng stared at his cat helplessly, and the pain in the pool water, like a needle pricking his skin, had been forgotten.

He thought of the desire that rose from his body when he lay on the bottom of the water and kissed the boy with cat ears.There was a fire in his lower abdomen, and he wanted to possess and invade.

But now in his arms, there is a little milk cat that seems to be still ignorant.

Am I...shouldn't I?

The turbulent love has nowhere to vent, it can only be forced to turn into flowing water of tenderness.

Not far away, Luo Fu took a look with his head, pursed his lips and smiled.Yo, let's take a bath together.

After soaking in the heart-washing pool for a day, Mu Xuefeng dried the cat's fur and put it on the white stone by the pool, then dried himself and put on a robe.

Then, like the previous few days, I went to the kitchen to make dinner.

Cat's Claw rubbed his eyes, and the waking little orange cat followed him, turning into a human to help him.

what?Swinging the spoon and frying in the pot twice, Le Yuan turned around and saw the owner who was cutting the vegetables looking at him.

After a while, he turned his head abruptly, and the owner was still looking at him.

"Are you not afraid of cutting your own fingers?"

"will not."

"Cook well, watch what to watch."

Le Yuan behaved fairly calmly, but a pair of orange cat ears flicked uncontrollably.

This feeling is so strange, even dinner is a bit tasteless.

After dinner, one person and one cat went back to the house.Mu Xuefeng rested, and the little orange cat practiced.

until midnight.

"The underworld, the ghosts are dying..." Accompanied by the long-lost opening remarks and gusts of wind, the big black cat appeared in front of the bed.

The little orange cat looked at it speechlessly.

"Huang Zai, have you seen Fatty?"

"Ah?" The little orange cat was taken aback, "I sent out Feifei's deed, and Feifei has been adopted by his owner."

"Why is its contract with you?" The big black cat was puzzled, "Forget it, as long as there is nothing wrong."

One cat was missing from the group, and I didn't notice it at first.Two days ago, Qinglong looked through the ledger and asked dissatisfiedly: "The amount of Zijinsha digging is not enough, is the cat clan lazy?"

"Impossible, I have already arranged it, and each cat has enough amount." The big black cat replied.

But why did Zijinsha dig less?After checking and checking, I found that the fat was gone.

I thought it was hiding in some remote cave to sleep late, and then suspected that it was lost in Qingcheng Mountain. After searching for a few days, I couldn't find the cat, so I remembered to ask Huang Zai.

"Meow, it's very good, its owner loves cats very much." said the little orange cat.

As for why Fatty's deed is here with him——Le Yuan couldn't help but think of the collision back then.

After chatting with the big black cat for a while, he sent it away.

The next day, I still went to take a bath in Xinxinchi.

Le Yuan didn't dare to "play with fire" anymore, so she obediently behaved like a little orange cat and nestled in the owner's arms, and then took time to practice illusion.Turn the fallen leaves floating on the water into frogs, dragonflies, salamanders and so on.

In the evening, Master Luo smiled to one person and one cat who came back from Xixin Pond: "Do less, you don't need to take my share, I will go to Qinglian Jianzong's dining hall to have a look."

"Meow!" The little orange cat ran over with eyes shining.Okay, master, I want to go too!

Le Yuan is also very curious, what is the canteen like in other people's homes, and what is the taste like?

Of course, the owner's situation is special, he can't go out to eat.

"Don't want to eat my cooking?" Mu Xuefeng picked up the saber and drew it out of its sheath.

Before the Dragon Sparrow Knife was fully unsheathed, the saber energy rushed towards him, and Hu Mao couldn't help leaning back.

Hey evil forces!

It's even a mental illness that can't be compared with him, no, it's a mental illness!

Back then Mu Xuefeng made a scabbard out of an old knife, it didn't seem necessary, but now it's needed for this occasion.

Mixed with the sound of gold and iron, the knife was slowly drawn out of the scabbard. The oppressive feeling that it was about to come out was much stronger than directly shining the knife.

"No, no," Master Luo chuckled, "Your cooking skills are excellent, and we all like it. We just want to taste the taste of that dining hall."

"Meow!" The little orange cat nodded, calling out the magic sound horn to chime in, "Master Dining Hall must not have done as well as you, we are here to criticize and criticize."

Mu Xuefeng silently put down the knife.

The fox and the cat breathed a sigh of relief.

As soon as he got out of the arc formation that covered the entire Qingxu Peak, the little orange cat, inspired by curiosity, felt a little guilty.

When we first arrived at Qinglian Sword Sect, we were so arrogant in front of many disciples, we should be very unpopular here.

Master Luo saw the little orange cat's embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Don't be cautious, those ordinary disciples have no grievances or enmities with us, so they won't embarrass us."

"Meow meow."

Flying not far away, a sword cultivator disciple passed by nearby. Master Luo looked at him and smiled sweetly: "My little Daoist, where can I go to the canteen?"

"That, there," the other party's face flushed instantly, his eyes straightened, and he pointed in a direction and stammered, "In Si, Si Huofeng."

"Thank you little Daoist."

One fox and one cat flew forward for a while, and the little orange cat looked back, but the guy was still stupidly staying where he was.

"What I said, don't worry."

"Meow meow."

After a while, the little orange cat heard another whisper, "It's a civet!"

Turning his head to look, he saw a young lady sword cultivator with a ponytail and heroic eyebrows, stepping on a flying sword, looking at him with bright eyes.

"Meow~" the little orange cat opened its round emerald green eyes, raised its paw, and meowed twice.

"Ah!" The young lady exclaimed and fell from the sky.

Hiss, the little orange cat looked down in shock.Fortunately, she didn't fall to her death, the young lady turned over and sat on the sword after falling about ten feet, covering her heart and muttering "it's so cute".

Meow, the "falling geese" in the legendary "sinking fish and falling geese" refers to this kind of scene, right?

Look at the charm of cats that have nowhere to rest.

Le Yuan suddenly remembered that the halo of charm imposed by his future self should have expired long ago, right?

——In fact, it was just a matter of cheating himself, and it took him a long time to find out.

Two guys with extremely high charm value came to the dining hall on Sihuo Peak.

The decoration is quite satisfactory, spacious and bright, and there are not many disciples dining.

Tsk, when he came to the table where the meal was picked up, the little orange cat stared at the dead fish.

It looks like a Chinese fast food restaurant on the earth, with large iron plates lined up.The naked eye can see that there is only a plate of boiled chicken and a plate of cold amaranth.The dinner plates next to them were filled with paper bags with small servings, and red paper labels were pasted beside them, saying "dark plum", "peanut", "smoked fish" and so on. There are many varieties.

It is completely incomparable with the Taoist canteen that has rich dishes, new seasonal dishes, and iced watermelon and lychee smoothie in hot weather!

In my impression, it might be better than the cafeteria of Bangguo University on Earth before crossing. After all, there is really meat.

Master Luo picked up a porcelain plate and made a plate of boiled chicken, a plate of cold amaranth and rice.

The little orange cat stretched out its paw and pointed, and Master Luo brought it a bag of paper bags marked "smoked fish".

The bag contains dried fish, right?

Sitting down in the empty seat, the little orange cat patted the paper bag with its paws. Hearing the purring sound, it felt that something was wrong.

Popping a fingernail and tearing open the paper bag, a yellow pill rolled out, smelling like smoked fish.

Meow?Meow meow?

"Bigudan." Said Master Luo, who was eating with white chicken.

Smoked fish...Bigudan?The little orange cat looked at the paper bag wonderingly, there were five or six in it, and one bag was enough for three days, no wonder those Jianzong disciples took the paper bag and left instead of sitting down to eat.

"The two of you are coming to eat too." I happened to meet Yu Mengsong.He embraced the plump and fluffy manul in one hand, and held a porcelain plate of chopped chicken in the other hand, with a small paper bag between his fingers. He walked over and sat down opposite.

"Come and taste your meal." Master Luo said with a smile.

"Meow meow."

The plate of boiled chicken was for the rabbit cat, and as soon as Yu Mengsong sat down, he pushed the porcelain plate in front of the rabbit cat fat, and let him eat it.He himself tore open the paper bag and took out a peanut-flavored Bigu Dan.

"Our sect emphasizes pure heart and asceticism, as long as you are full, everyone is used to eating freely." Yu Mengsong was also a little embarrassed, and threw a peanut into his mouth, "You can go directly to Shuwutang to get Bigu Dan, a bottle Keep it full for a month. The Bigu Dan in the dining hall is freshly refined, it tastes better and has more patterns."

Let's go, you will enjoy it and eat Bigu Pill out of tricks.

Guy Yu's food is very good, and the cook's aunt is professional in cooking. I didn't expect you, the young master of Zuixianlou, to live on bigu pills in Jianzong.This day actually survived.

"Meow, meow." Fatty greeted the little orange cat while eating.

"Meow." The little orange cat replied.

Le Yuan looked at Feifei.In just a few days, the fur color is brighter and more fluffy, and the eyes are bright and energetic, obviously being well taken care of.

In my impression, Fatty is a somewhat introverted cat, always sad, staying alone outside the group of cats, and stuttering when talking.After having a loving owner, the whole cat becomes much more energetic.

"Little cat, eat some." Master Luo gestured to the plate of white chopped chicken.

It's too pitiful to just eat one bigu pill when you come to the dining hall.

"Meow." The little orange cat ate two pieces of chicken, which tasted okay, and took another bigu pill with smoked fish flavor, and was completely full, and put away the rest of the bigu pill.

"How is Qinglian Sword Sect's dining room?" Mu Xuefeng asked after returning to Qingxu Peak.

"Meow, it's very good! The dining hall has steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauced meat ,sausage……"

The little orange cat called out the magic sound horn, and simply began to report the name of the dish, and then specifically picked out the dish "sliced ​​fish fillet" and described it vividly.The slice is thin and beautiful, the color is pure and white, the ecstasy aroma, the fresh and smooth taste, absolutely amazing!

"Hmph, do you want to eat that much?" Mu Xuefeng sneered.

"What does it mean to want to eat, I just ate it!" The little orange cat said so much that his mouth was drooling, and his mouth was still stiff.

"Okay, I'll do it."

Meow?