The cat who wears Jackie Chan
Chapter 86 I'm a Child
"Please take your seat, both of you." A large roll of red silk was spread straight in front of the two of them from the suspended round platform.
The little orange cat turned into a human body, and walked over the silk belt side by side with its owner. There was an abyss under its feet. It looked dangerous, but it was actually quite stable.Tsk, why does it feel like walking the red carpet?
Qinglong also turned into a human form.With a clear face, long hair hanging down, and a thin body wrapped in a blue toga, he is clearly a profiteer selling fakes, but he has the air of a down-and-out artistic youth.
Hu Lang and Master Luo took their seats respectively, and the big black cat also had a seat.
Le Yuan looked over, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
The big black cat took out a small stool that looked like a children's chair and put it under it, so that it could reach the table.
It stands to reason that even the little white cat can turn into a little girl, and the big black cat can already transform itself.It is afraid that it has some kind of heart knot, and it refuses to become a human body.I don't know what its human form will look like, □□boss?Mafia godfather?Or just an ordinary unshaven middle-aged man?
"Master, how do you know we're here?" Le Yuan asked.
"Last night, you walked through the streets with a group of cats. Many people in the city saw it. I guessed that you came here." Luo Fu smiled.
Hey, the mighty cat brigade is very cool.
While talking, a boy with monkey ears served cold dishes.
Qinglong said: "Since you've come to my territory, let's also taste the beautiful wine that I have treasured for many years."
As soon as he clapped his hands, the maid carrying the enamel silver pot came forward.There are two gold-red fins on the maid's ears, which is probably a carp spirit—a monster meeting. Today this is a bit like the filming scene of Journey to the West.
She poured wine for Mu Xuefeng first, and then came to Le Yuan's side.
"Little cat, can you drink?" Master Luo asked.
"Drink two cups and talk nonsense." Before Le Yuan could speak, Mu Xuefeng beside him said.
"Hey, you are not doing well!"
"Red Immortal." Qinglong said.
The carp spirit Chixian nodded knowingly, tilted the spout with his bare hands, and filled Leyuan's wine cup.Then he turned around and poured wine for others.
"Fragrant and mellow, good wine." Hu Lang said after taking a sip.
Le Yuan also took a sip, his eyes widened: "Is this wine?" Are you kidding me, it's completely fruity syrup, even Coke is stronger than this!
Pfft, everyone at the table laughed.Chixian, the carp spirit who retreated aside holding the flagon, couldn't help but smile.
"It's a mandarin duck jug. There is a mystery in the wine jug. One side is filled with fine wine, and the other side is probably sherbet." Master Luo explained.
Le Yuan glanced at it quickly, is it the kind of pot that is said to be convenient for poisoning?Can't tell from the outside.
Snatching Mu Xuefeng's wine glass and pouring it into his mouth, Le Yuan choked on it: "Old Mu, yours is actually real wine!"
It's not fair!It's fine for me to be a child, but why do you become an adult, Lao Mu?
"You are blushing." Mu Xuefeng said lightly.
Le Yuan wiped his face: "Huh, no, you are dazzled."
If no one else was present, Le Yuan and the owner might have to beep to each other dozens of times.
Hu Lang was the first to hold up the wine glass: "I would like to offer my lord the emperor a glass."
"Respect the emperor." Others also raised their glasses and drank it down.
After taking a few mouthfuls of food, Master Luo said: "Little cat, your letter mentioned the experience of being trapped in a ghost town. After discussing with the elders of the Fox Clan, I agreed that there is likely to be a Taoist Immortal behind this matter." .” His tone was unusually serious, and he was talking about business.
"Meow? It's that old...old guy again." Le Yuan almost swears. After all, the teacher is present, so he doesn't have the nerve to say it.
"With Hu Yin's temperament, even if he knelt down and begged for mercy, he wouldn't be able to blow himself up suddenly. Song Li, the elder of the Qinglian Sword Sect, will not gain any benefit if he makes things difficult for you. If he is not the incarnation of acting, he is acting I suspect that Yan Dao Xianzun has secretly won over a group of human monks and formed a force to suppress the monster race."
"...how much hatred?!"
"In ancient times, it was indeed a sworn enemy." Hu Lang, who was listening quietly, suddenly interrupted, "I was not born at that time, and I heard from my father that the human race captured monsters to skin and tear them apart, and the monster race They also devoured and enslaved the human race, the blood feud between the two sides is inextricable. Although the emperor ordered to prohibit it, all races are still obedient and obedient—" His voice paused, and everyone looked at Mu Xuefeng.
The blood in the pupils rolled, and the black evil spirit overflowed from his body. Mu Xuefeng clenched his fingers tightly, and his body couldn't help shaking.
"Old Mu." Le Yuan quickly grabbed his hand.
There was a trace of worry in everyone's eyes.The battle of the monsters back then was the result of the monster clan's defeat.Now the Yaozu is weaker than before, the only hope is on this Emperor Yinglong, but his condition is not very good.
With a deep sigh in his heart, Luo Fu said: "Hu Lang, most of the monster tribes have corrected the old things you mentioned. The Fox Kingdom has long since stopped robbing human slaves, and the clansmen make a living by planting tea and mining."
"After the war, the cat tribe has been living with their tails between their legs. The cooks and excrement shovel officers who used to be human slaves have long since disappeared." The big black cat lowered its eyelids and said gloomily.
With your tail between your legs, you mean a dog, right?Le Yuan couldn't help complaining.Wait... shit shovel officer?Is there really such a job?
"The situation is getting more and more urgent. The Taoist Immortal has tried many times and wants to kill you two. At the same time, the way of heaven has shifted. Not only are all the monsters unable to ascend to the immortals, but even the little monsters are more difficult to cultivate. The new little monsters, a generation Weaker than a generation ago. The lecture is to drive out the monster clan. The monster clan should not sit and wait for death, nor should it be split up like a mess." Master Luo continued.
Meow?Le Yuan showed surprise again, cultivation is difficult, I don't feel much.
Master Luo smiled at him: "Your talent and cultivation resources are top-notch, so naturally you can't feel the bottleneck."
Am I so awesome?Le Yuan only sighed for a second, and then understood Master Luo's meaning: "It's time to unite the demon clan and form a... demon alliance! We are grasshoppers on a rope. They will be defeated one by one by Yan Dao Immortal Venerable, and they will fight side by side in a group to have the possibility of defeating him."
As expected of a modern person deeply influenced by online literature, Le Yuan quickly grasped the context of this third-rate end-of-line novel he traveled through.
He had an epiphany.
Underneath the peaceful and happy daily life of the college, there is a raging undercurrent, and the Yaozu has fallen into a precarious situation.I, who was born as a civet cat, and Yinglong's reincarnated owner, absolutely cannot escape from this vortex.
The world is calling us to be the savior of the monster race!
I always thought that the owner would become a Demon Lord in the future, but thinking about it this way, is he actually the leader of the Monster Race?In the eyes of the human race who want to dominate the world, the Yaomeng is regarded as a demon, and it is no problem to call it a demon.
"That's right, form a demon alliance." Master Luo nodded, "This is also the idea of the Fox Kingdom. I wonder what you think of it?"
"The cat family is willing to join." The big black cat said immediately.
"Mr. Long has ordered, but Xiaolong will definitely be heartbroken." Qinglong said.
But next time, don't confiscate Xiaolong's savings, shall we?You are the Dragon Lord, but you actually robbed the people!
"The White Tiger Clan is also willing to serve. Uncle's bloodline is already extinct, and there are still some clan members scattered outside. I will persuade them." Hu Lang said, "The Monster Clan can't afford it. I believe they can see the situation clearly."
After everyone expressed their views, they all looked at Mu Xuefeng.
"Hmph, to deal with that old bastard, of course I also..." Mu Xuefeng said with difficulty as he twisted his wrist tightly.
Not as the Dragon Lord, but as himself, a young man with an arrogant personality and a wandering background.
Looking worriedly at the owner's Le Yuan, he suddenly heard a voice transmission from Master Luo: "During Yinglong's reincarnation, the fox clan had contacted him many times and found that he was planted with the restriction of heaven, or maybe he was trying to maintain Rational, self-imposed restrictions. He has no way of knowing that he is Ying Long. Once he recalls this incident, he will immediately fall into madness. Now that he has demons in his body, the situation will only get worse."
Le Yuan was stunned, is that so?Is Lao Mu the only one in the whole world who doesn't know that he is Ying Long?
"Then what should we do?" Le Yuan responded in his heart, "Try not to mention it, so as not to irritate him?"
"Until he solves his hidden dangers, that's all he can do." Master Luo suddenly changed his words, "Little cat, are you willing to be the leader of this demon alliance? You stay with him all the time and have a deep friendship. What do you mean? , is what he meant, enough to command the group of demons. With his current situation, I am afraid it is difficult to control the demon league. He used to be the king of the demon clan, just like the current leader of the demon league. All these similarities can easily arouse his old feelings The memories of the day drove him mad."
ah?In a blink of an eye, why am I going to become the leader of the Demon League?
After a brief shock, Le Yuan replied: "No problem."
Although Leyuan admits that he is not a salted fish, his biggest dream is to be the devil's cat.Never expected this day to come.
Alright, when I become the leader of the Demon Cult, everyone here will be Dharma protectors!
"Okay, I have always thought you are suitable as a teacher. If you question your voice, the fox clan will solve it for you."
"Meow, okay."
After the conversation from Transsion finished, it was only a few breaths away from the outside world.
Master Luo seemed to be convincing everyone else present at the same time. She smiled and raised her wine glass: "The catastrophe is approaching, and it is time for the demon clan to make some changes. The leader of the demon alliance may as well be a man with a strong chest and a strong heart like the sun." As radiant as it is, it can appease newcomers of all ethnic groups, and I suggest Kitty Kitty."
"Oh, interesting, I have no objection." Hu Lang said.
His golden eyes took a serious look at Le Yuan: "Too much emphasis on bloodlines is also the reason why the monsters lived their own lives and were not as united as humans. Letting a civet be the leader is a good change. But if things come true in the future, and the Yaozu regains a foothold, I will challenge you. If the civet cat can be the leader of the alliance, why can't the white tiger be the leader?"
OK... OK.Stared at by the golden eyes of the king of beasts, Le Yuan's hair almost exploded out of instinct.
You are Nascent Soul Tiger Demon, I am sure I can't beat you now, but it will be hard to say in the future, I am a cross-traveler.
"Okay, I'm waiting for you to challenge!"
"Meow, of course the Civet Clan supports Huang Zai." The big black cat then said.
Even Mu Xuefeng, who tried his best to suppress the inner demon, said intermittently: "Yuanyuan, it's your wish, I will help you."
Le Yuan suddenly accepted the matter, which surprised him a little.Mu Xuefeng didn't even think about it now, he was really a dragon, and he was actually a member of the monster clan... He even thought he was a human being.
But since the way of heaven has shifted and the cat he raises cannot ascend to immortality, then he will overturn this day and kill the lecturer who has always been an enemy of him and Yuanyuan!
Qinglong was the last one to speak: "Since it's Lord Long's intention, Xiaolong also agrees."
"Meow." Hehe.
"A toast to the lord." Everyone raised their glasses.
Le Yuan also picked up his wine cup and took a sip of juice.
The little orange cat turned into a human body, and walked over the silk belt side by side with its owner. There was an abyss under its feet. It looked dangerous, but it was actually quite stable.Tsk, why does it feel like walking the red carpet?
Qinglong also turned into a human form.With a clear face, long hair hanging down, and a thin body wrapped in a blue toga, he is clearly a profiteer selling fakes, but he has the air of a down-and-out artistic youth.
Hu Lang and Master Luo took their seats respectively, and the big black cat also had a seat.
Le Yuan looked over, and the corner of his mouth twitched.
The big black cat took out a small stool that looked like a children's chair and put it under it, so that it could reach the table.
It stands to reason that even the little white cat can turn into a little girl, and the big black cat can already transform itself.It is afraid that it has some kind of heart knot, and it refuses to become a human body.I don't know what its human form will look like, □□boss?Mafia godfather?Or just an ordinary unshaven middle-aged man?
"Master, how do you know we're here?" Le Yuan asked.
"Last night, you walked through the streets with a group of cats. Many people in the city saw it. I guessed that you came here." Luo Fu smiled.
Hey, the mighty cat brigade is very cool.
While talking, a boy with monkey ears served cold dishes.
Qinglong said: "Since you've come to my territory, let's also taste the beautiful wine that I have treasured for many years."
As soon as he clapped his hands, the maid carrying the enamel silver pot came forward.There are two gold-red fins on the maid's ears, which is probably a carp spirit—a monster meeting. Today this is a bit like the filming scene of Journey to the West.
She poured wine for Mu Xuefeng first, and then came to Le Yuan's side.
"Little cat, can you drink?" Master Luo asked.
"Drink two cups and talk nonsense." Before Le Yuan could speak, Mu Xuefeng beside him said.
"Hey, you are not doing well!"
"Red Immortal." Qinglong said.
The carp spirit Chixian nodded knowingly, tilted the spout with his bare hands, and filled Leyuan's wine cup.Then he turned around and poured wine for others.
"Fragrant and mellow, good wine." Hu Lang said after taking a sip.
Le Yuan also took a sip, his eyes widened: "Is this wine?" Are you kidding me, it's completely fruity syrup, even Coke is stronger than this!
Pfft, everyone at the table laughed.Chixian, the carp spirit who retreated aside holding the flagon, couldn't help but smile.
"It's a mandarin duck jug. There is a mystery in the wine jug. One side is filled with fine wine, and the other side is probably sherbet." Master Luo explained.
Le Yuan glanced at it quickly, is it the kind of pot that is said to be convenient for poisoning?Can't tell from the outside.
Snatching Mu Xuefeng's wine glass and pouring it into his mouth, Le Yuan choked on it: "Old Mu, yours is actually real wine!"
It's not fair!It's fine for me to be a child, but why do you become an adult, Lao Mu?
"You are blushing." Mu Xuefeng said lightly.
Le Yuan wiped his face: "Huh, no, you are dazzled."
If no one else was present, Le Yuan and the owner might have to beep to each other dozens of times.
Hu Lang was the first to hold up the wine glass: "I would like to offer my lord the emperor a glass."
"Respect the emperor." Others also raised their glasses and drank it down.
After taking a few mouthfuls of food, Master Luo said: "Little cat, your letter mentioned the experience of being trapped in a ghost town. After discussing with the elders of the Fox Clan, I agreed that there is likely to be a Taoist Immortal behind this matter." .” His tone was unusually serious, and he was talking about business.
"Meow? It's that old...old guy again." Le Yuan almost swears. After all, the teacher is present, so he doesn't have the nerve to say it.
"With Hu Yin's temperament, even if he knelt down and begged for mercy, he wouldn't be able to blow himself up suddenly. Song Li, the elder of the Qinglian Sword Sect, will not gain any benefit if he makes things difficult for you. If he is not the incarnation of acting, he is acting I suspect that Yan Dao Xianzun has secretly won over a group of human monks and formed a force to suppress the monster race."
"...how much hatred?!"
"In ancient times, it was indeed a sworn enemy." Hu Lang, who was listening quietly, suddenly interrupted, "I was not born at that time, and I heard from my father that the human race captured monsters to skin and tear them apart, and the monster race They also devoured and enslaved the human race, the blood feud between the two sides is inextricable. Although the emperor ordered to prohibit it, all races are still obedient and obedient—" His voice paused, and everyone looked at Mu Xuefeng.
The blood in the pupils rolled, and the black evil spirit overflowed from his body. Mu Xuefeng clenched his fingers tightly, and his body couldn't help shaking.
"Old Mu." Le Yuan quickly grabbed his hand.
There was a trace of worry in everyone's eyes.The battle of the monsters back then was the result of the monster clan's defeat.Now the Yaozu is weaker than before, the only hope is on this Emperor Yinglong, but his condition is not very good.
With a deep sigh in his heart, Luo Fu said: "Hu Lang, most of the monster tribes have corrected the old things you mentioned. The Fox Kingdom has long since stopped robbing human slaves, and the clansmen make a living by planting tea and mining."
"After the war, the cat tribe has been living with their tails between their legs. The cooks and excrement shovel officers who used to be human slaves have long since disappeared." The big black cat lowered its eyelids and said gloomily.
With your tail between your legs, you mean a dog, right?Le Yuan couldn't help complaining.Wait... shit shovel officer?Is there really such a job?
"The situation is getting more and more urgent. The Taoist Immortal has tried many times and wants to kill you two. At the same time, the way of heaven has shifted. Not only are all the monsters unable to ascend to the immortals, but even the little monsters are more difficult to cultivate. The new little monsters, a generation Weaker than a generation ago. The lecture is to drive out the monster clan. The monster clan should not sit and wait for death, nor should it be split up like a mess." Master Luo continued.
Meow?Le Yuan showed surprise again, cultivation is difficult, I don't feel much.
Master Luo smiled at him: "Your talent and cultivation resources are top-notch, so naturally you can't feel the bottleneck."
Am I so awesome?Le Yuan only sighed for a second, and then understood Master Luo's meaning: "It's time to unite the demon clan and form a... demon alliance! We are grasshoppers on a rope. They will be defeated one by one by Yan Dao Immortal Venerable, and they will fight side by side in a group to have the possibility of defeating him."
As expected of a modern person deeply influenced by online literature, Le Yuan quickly grasped the context of this third-rate end-of-line novel he traveled through.
He had an epiphany.
Underneath the peaceful and happy daily life of the college, there is a raging undercurrent, and the Yaozu has fallen into a precarious situation.I, who was born as a civet cat, and Yinglong's reincarnated owner, absolutely cannot escape from this vortex.
The world is calling us to be the savior of the monster race!
I always thought that the owner would become a Demon Lord in the future, but thinking about it this way, is he actually the leader of the Monster Race?In the eyes of the human race who want to dominate the world, the Yaomeng is regarded as a demon, and it is no problem to call it a demon.
"That's right, form a demon alliance." Master Luo nodded, "This is also the idea of the Fox Kingdom. I wonder what you think of it?"
"The cat family is willing to join." The big black cat said immediately.
"Mr. Long has ordered, but Xiaolong will definitely be heartbroken." Qinglong said.
But next time, don't confiscate Xiaolong's savings, shall we?You are the Dragon Lord, but you actually robbed the people!
"The White Tiger Clan is also willing to serve. Uncle's bloodline is already extinct, and there are still some clan members scattered outside. I will persuade them." Hu Lang said, "The Monster Clan can't afford it. I believe they can see the situation clearly."
After everyone expressed their views, they all looked at Mu Xuefeng.
"Hmph, to deal with that old bastard, of course I also..." Mu Xuefeng said with difficulty as he twisted his wrist tightly.
Not as the Dragon Lord, but as himself, a young man with an arrogant personality and a wandering background.
Looking worriedly at the owner's Le Yuan, he suddenly heard a voice transmission from Master Luo: "During Yinglong's reincarnation, the fox clan had contacted him many times and found that he was planted with the restriction of heaven, or maybe he was trying to maintain Rational, self-imposed restrictions. He has no way of knowing that he is Ying Long. Once he recalls this incident, he will immediately fall into madness. Now that he has demons in his body, the situation will only get worse."
Le Yuan was stunned, is that so?Is Lao Mu the only one in the whole world who doesn't know that he is Ying Long?
"Then what should we do?" Le Yuan responded in his heart, "Try not to mention it, so as not to irritate him?"
"Until he solves his hidden dangers, that's all he can do." Master Luo suddenly changed his words, "Little cat, are you willing to be the leader of this demon alliance? You stay with him all the time and have a deep friendship. What do you mean? , is what he meant, enough to command the group of demons. With his current situation, I am afraid it is difficult to control the demon league. He used to be the king of the demon clan, just like the current leader of the demon league. All these similarities can easily arouse his old feelings The memories of the day drove him mad."
ah?In a blink of an eye, why am I going to become the leader of the Demon League?
After a brief shock, Le Yuan replied: "No problem."
Although Leyuan admits that he is not a salted fish, his biggest dream is to be the devil's cat.Never expected this day to come.
Alright, when I become the leader of the Demon Cult, everyone here will be Dharma protectors!
"Okay, I have always thought you are suitable as a teacher. If you question your voice, the fox clan will solve it for you."
"Meow, okay."
After the conversation from Transsion finished, it was only a few breaths away from the outside world.
Master Luo seemed to be convincing everyone else present at the same time. She smiled and raised her wine glass: "The catastrophe is approaching, and it is time for the demon clan to make some changes. The leader of the demon alliance may as well be a man with a strong chest and a strong heart like the sun." As radiant as it is, it can appease newcomers of all ethnic groups, and I suggest Kitty Kitty."
"Oh, interesting, I have no objection." Hu Lang said.
His golden eyes took a serious look at Le Yuan: "Too much emphasis on bloodlines is also the reason why the monsters lived their own lives and were not as united as humans. Letting a civet be the leader is a good change. But if things come true in the future, and the Yaozu regains a foothold, I will challenge you. If the civet cat can be the leader of the alliance, why can't the white tiger be the leader?"
OK... OK.Stared at by the golden eyes of the king of beasts, Le Yuan's hair almost exploded out of instinct.
You are Nascent Soul Tiger Demon, I am sure I can't beat you now, but it will be hard to say in the future, I am a cross-traveler.
"Okay, I'm waiting for you to challenge!"
"Meow, of course the Civet Clan supports Huang Zai." The big black cat then said.
Even Mu Xuefeng, who tried his best to suppress the inner demon, said intermittently: "Yuanyuan, it's your wish, I will help you."
Le Yuan suddenly accepted the matter, which surprised him a little.Mu Xuefeng didn't even think about it now, he was really a dragon, and he was actually a member of the monster clan... He even thought he was a human being.
But since the way of heaven has shifted and the cat he raises cannot ascend to immortality, then he will overturn this day and kill the lecturer who has always been an enemy of him and Yuanyuan!
Qinglong was the last one to speak: "Since it's Lord Long's intention, Xiaolong also agrees."
"Meow." Hehe.
"A toast to the lord." Everyone raised their glasses.
Le Yuan also picked up his wine cup and took a sip of juice.
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