The cat who wears Jackie Chan

At this moment, Le Yuan heard a gasp.

It was Mu Xuefeng's voice, it didn't sound like he was tired, it was a pained and suppressed voice, and it gradually turned into a roar similar to that of a dying beast.

His inner demons began to wreak havoc again.

Le Yuan raised his head anxiously to glance at him, and looked back anxiously, seeing that those hanging ratios were getting closer.

Especially the one sitting in the master chair.The mechanism puppet carrying the chair suddenly accelerated, trotted, overtook Fairy Cuiwei, overtook the Piper, and came straight towards them.

Le Yuan has a very strong temper, so anxious that he almost opened his mouth to bite Mu Xuefeng awake.

"Meow, meow!!" It was useless to shout this time, and the cat's paw slapped his face and did not wake up.

He watched helplessly as the "Grand Master's Chair" came to him.

The young man on the chair was dressed in bright yellow brocade clothes, and the gold and jade ornaments hanging around his waist dazzled the eyes. He was sitting sprawled, holding a peach-pink spiritual fruit taken out of the storage ring in his hand.It might be some kind of pistachio fruit. He was frowning at first, with a confused look on his face, but after taking one bite, he smiled, and after taking another bite, he laughed even harder.

When passing by the people and cats who were trapped in the same place, the boy in yellow turned his head to look, and said with a smile, "Go, why don't you go? Why don't you go here to see the scenery?" He said while stuffing the last piece of pistachio into his mouth, haha laughing out loud.

Le Yuan looked at him speechlessly.

The organ puppet continued to carry the man up until the second puppet also walked in front of Le Yuan. Le Yuan saw that the puppet suddenly moved away from the right hand that was holding the red wooden bar. Flipping the thumb down, he made a "↓" comparison to Le Yuan and Mu Xuefeng.

Hey!

Le Yuan Mao exploded.Even if you travel to another world, you can still meet garbage workers, and even gestures are common.

As the only child in the family, Le Yuan was not only spoiled since he was a child, but he was also used to growing up. He didn't encounter any setbacks during school, and how often did he suffer such grievances.The raging anger burned in his heart, and with a "meow", the little orange cat jumped up and rushed towards the puppet!

The distance between the two sides is not far.Accurately landing on the puppet's head, Le Yuan showed his sharp claws and slapped the puppet fiercely.

If he could reach the boy in yellow, he would actually want to give that guy a scratch and give him five red stripes.

The moment the rabbit was up and down, the cat's paw had just landed, and the man in yellow's proud smile was still frozen on his face, when he heard the sound of "click", several black gears fell on the steps and bounced twice.

It seemed that some internal structure was broken, and even the shell had cracked lines. In the blink of an eye, the mechanism puppet knelt down with one leg in front and one leg behind, and split on the ladder.

Le Yuan opened his mouth and looked up at his cat's paw.The pink and tender meat balls are the same as usual.

No, when did I become so NB?

Before he could think about it, there was a sound of cursing in his ears, and the boy in yellow suddenly reached out and grabbed him.

If you get caught, you will definitely die!

The little orange cat jumped up again, this time in a hurry, it didn't have time to predict the direction, and instead of jumping back to Mu Xuefeng, it fell directly below the ladder.

At this time, the Piper and Fairy Cuiwei were also very close behind.

There was a muffled "boom".

Le Yuan swore that he didn't aim at it, but it just so happened that the top of the Piper's head caught him exactly.

Fortunately, this man tied his hair with a square scarf.If you wear a hard hair crown, one of the cat and the hair crown will always be heroic.

The flute player in the green shirt was originally playing the flute completely ecstasy, he didn't know what was outside, and even closed his eyes, suddenly the orange cat fell from the sky, almost in an instant, he fell to his knees with a plop, and the bamboo flute came out of his hand and rolled to the side.

Uh……

How do you act like I weigh two hundred catties?Seeing this scene, Le Yuan couldn't help but suspect Mao Sheng.

The piper woke up from the hallucination, and he didn't even pick up the flute. He roared and raised his hand to catch the cat that fell on his head; The young man in clothes shot out in rage; Le Yuan's hair was blown away by the air current, and in horror, he saw Fairy Cuiwei below, who was also pale, with wide-open almond eyes, and "Don't come here" was written all over her eyes...

As a little orange cat who can get tired from climbing ten steps, he single-handedly turned the ladder upside down.

Do you want to keep jumping down?

Facing the front and rear pincers, Le Yuan's heart beat like a drum.Just as he was about to close his eyes and his mind, and count where he ran, he heard the wind suddenly stopped in his ears, and the horrific chill disappeared, and a voice fell from the sky: "Use war recklessly, confiscate it."

At the same moment, the Piper's hand, which was reaching for the cat, was thrown away by a hard elbow.

"What are you going to do to my cat?" The speaker's voice was cold.Le Yuan raised his head and saw Mu Xuefeng. He did not know when he had woken up, and there was still a little scarlet in his eyes, but he couldn't hide his eyes that were as bright as cold stars.He reached out to the cat, put it under his ribs, and rested it on his shoulder.

The piper was clutching his arms, showing resentment, struggling as if he wanted to get up and argue.Mu Xuefeng glanced at him, and the strong evil spirit almost turned into substance.

With a plop, the flute player who had been half standing up unexpectedly lost his legs again and fell to his knees.

Not interested in talking to him, Mu Xuefeng walked up with the cat.

The little orange cat glanced back apologetically.This one is indeed implicated by innocence, and I can't help it, brother.

A few steps above the stone steps, the boy in yellow has already moved down from the overturned grand master's chair.He leaned back on the chair and sedan chair crookedly, holding on to the mahogany pole with both hands, and couldn't even stand firmly.

As soon as your feet touch the stone steps, you are immediately captured by the weight that runs through your body.The higher the ladder, the stronger the pressure.He was so embarrassing because he couldn't support himself here at all with his own physique.

Seeing Mu Xuefeng approaching, the boy in yellow hesitated for a while, his lips moved, but finally he didn't dare to curse.It is even more impossible to do it manually, his magic weapon Hidden Blade has just been taken away.

He kept his mouth shut, watching Mu Xuefeng, who was full of evil spirit, walk in front of him.

"Where's the wild--" I couldn't hold it back.Just a few words out, the scolding stopped suddenly, and the boy in yellow slammed into the grand master's chair behind him, and sat down on the ground, with a huge lump on his cheek.Mu Xuefeng slapped him as soon as he raised his hand, so fast that no one could see clearly.

"Wild?" Mu Xuefeng said, "Don't misrepresent Grandpa, I don't have such an unfilial grandson like you."

The eyes of the boy in yellow seemed to burst into flames.Seeing Mu Xuefeng slowly raised his hand again, his large black sleeves fluttering lightly, his body shrank back, and the anger in his eyes quickly turned into fear: "You you you what do you want to do! Private fighting is strictly prohibited on the ladder. Do it, the Taoist master who is on the sidelines will definitely stop you and drive you out of the ladder!"

Mu Xuefeng glanced at him indifferently, grabbed a wrist of a nearby puppet, released it with a crisp "click", then grabbed the puppet's severed hand, flipped the wooden mechanism's thumb down, and pointed towards him. Compared with a "↓".The little orange cat on the shoulder also looked at him with contempt, raised the cat's paw, poked the meat ball downward, and gestured "↓" to him.

"When you get off the ladder, it's not this arm that you broke."

Leaving those words behind, Mu Xuefeng threw away the severed wrist of the mechanism, and walked away with Mao Mao.

On the sapphire lotus platform, the crowd who watched this scene fell silent.After a while, the pot exploded.

"With such a mind, there will be a lot of excitement in the Taoist monastery." This is a high-level disciple who is gloating.

"The one that fell on the ground belongs to the Liang family in Xiqi City, right? I heard that the younger generation of the Liang family has withered in recent years. The rumors are true. After all the magic weapons and spiritual materials are used, they are not as good as human beings. What a shame!"

"Hush... Keep your voice down, don't you know that Master Wu is related to the Liang family?" The latter sentence was said by someone through voice transmission.

"These two are Qianlong and Zhizi that Mr. Danqiu predicted? I thought 'Zhizi Wugou' meant that this person's state of mind is as pure as a child's, pure and clean, and not disturbed by foreign objects... Could it be his nature? What do you mean by childlike?"

"The potential dragon is in the abyss, but the state of mind is flawed. I don't know how far it can go? Sister, why don't you take a gamble?"

"No gambling. Every time you lose, bet me the little flower, and it will sneak back in two days, cheating me of pastries for nothing."

The students chattered.

"Hmph, young people nowadays, if they cultivate the Tao but not their hearts, their minds are not as good as those of the previous generation." Amidst the chaos, a cold and solemn voice sounded.This was the first time Master Wu spoke while watching the trial.

"I think it's really interesting. It's better for a young man to be bloody than old-fashioned." The charming woman in snow-colored fox fur laughed.

There is a little white fox at her feet, playing with Dangkang pig named "Xiaohua".

"Sure enough, Master Luo is favoring good-looking students again."

"Has she already fallen in love with him and wants to take him in as a disciple?"

The students whispered again.The charming woman pursed her lips and swept her eyes away, and immediately fell silent.

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Rumor rebuttal: In fact, cats don’t have [-] catties, even orange cats don’t