The cat who wears Jackie Chan
Chapter 53
After drinking half a glass of Coke, Le Yuan put down the paper cup, only to find that the other cup had bottomed out, and only a few ice cubes were lying in it.
Recalling the look of disgust in Xiao Jinwu's eyes after taking the first sip, this must be the real fragrance scene.
Meow haha, who can say no to a glass of Coke with ice?
nobody! !
Aiming at the little Golden Crow by the fire, Le Yuan stretched out his hand.The soft fluff, which is shining brightly by the flames, must be very comfortable to touch.
In the original owner's memory, as soon as the hand was stretched out, the little Golden Crow flew away, stood condescendingly on the treetop next to him, and even made a provocative "crack".It probably means that stupid human beings have no way to touch me!
The little golden crow in front of him was stunned for a moment, and when he was about to be touched, he flapped his wings and flew away as if awkward.
"Give me a hand?" Le Yuan persuaded with a smile, and with a thought, brought out a plate of ruddy and oily roast sausage.With the blessing of illusion, not to mention how attractive it is.
Little Golden Crow stood on the branch, turned his face away, and pretended not to hear.
The time in the fantasy world is not continuous, and the original owner's life has not been restored in detail.What is presented seems to be the most impressive memories of the original owner.
But the scene switching is quite natural and smooth.Le Yuan ate a piece of grilled sausage in front of the little Golden Crow, and then turned on the bonfire, but with a godlike effort, the scene changed before his eyes.
No longer a wild woodland in the dark.At the foot is a square paved with white stones, with several pavilions lined up on both sides.
It is a small sect built on a mountain, and all the buildings can be seen at a glance, far less grand than a Taoist temple.
The original owner was already two years older at this time, and had joined the sect.No family, no backer, has always been looked down upon.
"Cheng Xi, remember to clean the training ground when you leave." A young voice came.
"That's why Master Yu punished you for being late today, right?" Le Yuan looked over and subconsciously recited the lines.
"Just do what you are told, and stop talking nonsense!" The man and his cronies laughed and threw the broom over.Le Yuan dodged and avoided being hit.
With a sound of beeping, the three-legged Golden Crow, who was hiding somewhere, descended from the sky, swooped over, and slapped the guy with a flap of its wings.
The sound of "snap" was crisp, and everyone present was stunned.
There is indeed this scene in my memory.This evil bird that was often fed relied on the original owner, and followed the original owner to the sect.At such a moment, he would rush out to protect the calf in a fit of rage—even though he was still a baby bird.
Although the little Golden Crow in the illusion may not be the original one, it is also extremely fierce when it slaps people.
"Okay, Cheng Xi, indulge the spirit pet to commit murder—" the other party covered his face and gritted his teeth, before finishing speaking, he was slapped heavily.
This time there was no automatic scene change, Le Yuan lived in the small sect for two days and also practiced for two days.
The feeling of time passing in the illusion is quite real, the sun rises and the moon sets every day, and three meals a day.On the way to the training ground, you can also say hello to fellow apprentices.
But offended the second generation of Xiu in that sect, no one would dare to talk to him again.
On the third day, Leyuan received a task from the teacher and went down the mountain to collect herbs.Not far from the sect, he fell into the trap set by the second generation of Naxiu, and fell into the first fierce battle in the illusion.The little Golden Crow who followed wherever he went, of course also joined the battle.
...and lose.
Tsk, how could this be?
Le Yuan stared at the dead fish eyes, and looked at the second generation Xiu who was laughing wildly.
In memory, the original owner also lost this battle.
At this time, the original owner was still at the level of Qi training, and Le Yuan could only use spells at the level of Qi training.Jinwu is now as big as a domestic chicken, but the condensed sun is really hot, and it is still very weak.
Compared with the little villain who set a trap and called a helper, he was indeed inferior in strength.
But the original owner was just a little inferior, and he wasn't so embarrassed to lose!
Le Yuan looked at the little Golden Crow hovering beside him again.What are you doing, master!
The original owner was able to cooperate in this battle at least. After he wrapped the enemy with vines, the Golden Crow breathed out flames and ignited the vines, causing the enemy to scream.
But after I urged the vines to bind the enemy, what this guy spit out was not flames, but streams of sharp saber energy, which cut off the vines while scratching the enemy.
From the cooperation of gods to the cooperation of ghosts.
"Hmph, I've seen you upset for a long time, so I'll cripple your meridian and tell you to get out of the sect!" go.
The little Golden Crow, drenched in blood, knocked him away like a cannonball.
"Does this broken bird want to die first—"
"What are you doing?"
Fortunately, just at this time, the teacher who passed by rescued them.
Back in the small room of the original master of the Zongmen, Le Yuan helped the little Golden Crow wipe off the blood on the wings, carefully applied the medicine, and took a healing rejuvenation pill himself.
Then he fell on the bed, and the salted fish lay flat.
The spiritual power is exhausted, and the wound is aching...I'm so tired, I don't want to move.
Could this illusion be so real?
Little Golden Crow squatted on the low cabinet next to the bed, his eyes focused, as if lost in thought, and after a long time, he suddenly said: "I think this is the way to fight this battle. The enemy's weakness is...; our side only needs to..., then we can fight." But..." The thinking is clear, the style of play is clear, and the level of practical operation is taken into account.
The guy who had been silent all this time finally opened his mouth.
The voice was that of the Golden Crow, but the tone was quite familiar.Le Yuan jumped up from the bed, looked at Jin Wu, and secretly smiled inwardly.
Hmph, owner, you are exposed, you can't keep pretending to be cold!
"I'll..."
"Then..."
One person, one bird, discussed for a long time.
A few days later, Le Yuan, who had healed up from his injuries, went down the mountain again to do errands, and "fished" by the way.When that little villain followed, he taught him and his cronies a profound lesson.
The "click" sound of bone cracking sounded, and the owner really liked breaking people's wrists.
Won!
Smiling and looking at Xiao Jinwu, before Le Yuan could cheer, the scene in front of him changed again.
"Hand over Lingyun sword!"
"Yo, I saw this spirit grass first..."
"It's because you insist on provoking my young master?"
Le Yuan finally knew why this place was not only an illusion, but also a "trial illusion".
Scenes flashed, he experienced what the original owner had encountered, every battle big and small.
The original owner has a gentle temperament and doesn't like to cause trouble, but in the world of comprehension, there are always many unreasonable guys who come up and take the initiative to fight.
These opponents may have three-meter-high graves in reality—oh no, it feels like the original owner was born very early, and it is very likely that even the graves have long since disappeared. Habits are all restored vividly.
One person, one bird, work together to overcome one difficulty after another and defeat one enemy after another.
Combat experience has accumulated rapidly, and the cultivation base has also grown steadily.
During the gaps between preparations for battles, Le Yuan also got acquainted with the wood system Taoism that the original master majored in.If the person who comes in to practice is a wood-type monk, he will definitely benefit more.
But it's not bad now, the wood system and illusion are well integrated, and Le Yuan has gained a lot of new insights.
Taking advantage of the blank time in the illusion, he took the [-]th level exam hell again.During the foundation building period, only one and a half layers of hell can be maintained. After absorbing the inner alchemy of the cat demon, the cultivation base soars to the pulse condensing state, and it has not had time to upgrade yet.
First, finish the chemical hell.
In an examination room similar to the one in Hell, a periodic table of elements was hung on the wall as a decoration—all the parts involved in the examination paper were coded.To someone who has never been exposed to high school chemistry, this table has a mysterious feeling, like some kind of mysterious ancient spell.
Then, Le Yuan went all out to build the third layer of hell, the biological hell.
The previous two floors of the examination room seem to be too rigid. They need to be more flexible, full of vitality, and add some interactivity, combined with the recent understanding of the wood system Taoism——
Biological Hell·Tree World Comes!
The biological examination room presented in front of Le Yuan was a small forest, and there were no questions in the center, only a huge Whomping Willow.
When the victim falls into the examination room, his limbs will be bound by the branches of the Whomping Willow, and then erected on the question board in front of him, and the question will immediately appear.
There is a round of multiple-choice questions first. If you answer correctly, there is no reward. If you answer incorrectly, a branch of the Whomping Willow will be snapped down.
Does it hurt?
Pain is right, who told you to even answer "what are the similarities between cyanobacteria and Ebola virus" wrong!
Not only is Le Yuan very rewarding, but Mu Xuefeng seems to be too.
The three-legged Golden Crow in the memory, besides the talent Sun Zhenhuo, also cultivated Sword Qi.Especially after getting the Lingyun Sword, the owner often holds the sword with both wings of a golden crow, watching the sun, moon and stars, white clouds and gray dogs.
According to him, the way of swords and swords confirmed each other, which made him feel a lot.
If so, some years have passed in the illusion.
When Le Yuan opened his eyes again, he was still thinking about what kind of boss he was going to fight this time?But in the bedroom in front of him, in front of the window with clear sunlight, a young man was standing with his back facing him.
Wearing a splendid, golden-red robe.
"Yan?" Le Yuan called out following the original owner's memory.
Hearing the sound, the young man turned his head, revealing a face that was very similar to the original owner Cheng Xi.Le Yuan remembered what the owner said, the spirit pet takes shape, and often refers to his owner's appearance.
This scene was the day when the three-legged Golden Crow called "Yan" took shape.
In the memory of the original owner, this guy should start to complain, "Your face is not good-looking" "Not sharp enough!" "I want to make the ends of the eyes a little bit more picky" "Add some blood to the lips ".
In fact, Cheng Xi was born gentle and handsome, and his appearance is not bad, maybe the three-legged Jinwu prefers the more flamboyant type.
But he complained and complained, and in the end he kept it as it was, without changing anything.
Mu Xuefeng probably couldn't utter these original lines, so he fast-forwarded to the last sentence, "I'm still used to the bird body", and then changed back to the form of the three-legged Golden Crow.It has not yet reached the final maturity stage, but it is as big as an ostrich.
Le Yuan looked at him amusedly, but an inexplicable flash of light flashed in his heart, remembering a long time ago, in the examination room of the Jingyi assessment, the owner saw all kinds of performances after he transformed into a human for the first time.
It was obvious at that time that Mu Xuefeng was not very happy besides being surprised.
No way.
No way, no way, the owner at that time was jealous?
Because I didn't imitate his transformation, so I was jealous of me in my previous life?
After several months, Le Yuan realized it belatedly.
Recalling the look of disgust in Xiao Jinwu's eyes after taking the first sip, this must be the real fragrance scene.
Meow haha, who can say no to a glass of Coke with ice?
nobody! !
Aiming at the little Golden Crow by the fire, Le Yuan stretched out his hand.The soft fluff, which is shining brightly by the flames, must be very comfortable to touch.
In the original owner's memory, as soon as the hand was stretched out, the little Golden Crow flew away, stood condescendingly on the treetop next to him, and even made a provocative "crack".It probably means that stupid human beings have no way to touch me!
The little golden crow in front of him was stunned for a moment, and when he was about to be touched, he flapped his wings and flew away as if awkward.
"Give me a hand?" Le Yuan persuaded with a smile, and with a thought, brought out a plate of ruddy and oily roast sausage.With the blessing of illusion, not to mention how attractive it is.
Little Golden Crow stood on the branch, turned his face away, and pretended not to hear.
The time in the fantasy world is not continuous, and the original owner's life has not been restored in detail.What is presented seems to be the most impressive memories of the original owner.
But the scene switching is quite natural and smooth.Le Yuan ate a piece of grilled sausage in front of the little Golden Crow, and then turned on the bonfire, but with a godlike effort, the scene changed before his eyes.
No longer a wild woodland in the dark.At the foot is a square paved with white stones, with several pavilions lined up on both sides.
It is a small sect built on a mountain, and all the buildings can be seen at a glance, far less grand than a Taoist temple.
The original owner was already two years older at this time, and had joined the sect.No family, no backer, has always been looked down upon.
"Cheng Xi, remember to clean the training ground when you leave." A young voice came.
"That's why Master Yu punished you for being late today, right?" Le Yuan looked over and subconsciously recited the lines.
"Just do what you are told, and stop talking nonsense!" The man and his cronies laughed and threw the broom over.Le Yuan dodged and avoided being hit.
With a sound of beeping, the three-legged Golden Crow, who was hiding somewhere, descended from the sky, swooped over, and slapped the guy with a flap of its wings.
The sound of "snap" was crisp, and everyone present was stunned.
There is indeed this scene in my memory.This evil bird that was often fed relied on the original owner, and followed the original owner to the sect.At such a moment, he would rush out to protect the calf in a fit of rage—even though he was still a baby bird.
Although the little Golden Crow in the illusion may not be the original one, it is also extremely fierce when it slaps people.
"Okay, Cheng Xi, indulge the spirit pet to commit murder—" the other party covered his face and gritted his teeth, before finishing speaking, he was slapped heavily.
This time there was no automatic scene change, Le Yuan lived in the small sect for two days and also practiced for two days.
The feeling of time passing in the illusion is quite real, the sun rises and the moon sets every day, and three meals a day.On the way to the training ground, you can also say hello to fellow apprentices.
But offended the second generation of Xiu in that sect, no one would dare to talk to him again.
On the third day, Leyuan received a task from the teacher and went down the mountain to collect herbs.Not far from the sect, he fell into the trap set by the second generation of Naxiu, and fell into the first fierce battle in the illusion.The little Golden Crow who followed wherever he went, of course also joined the battle.
...and lose.
Tsk, how could this be?
Le Yuan stared at the dead fish eyes, and looked at the second generation Xiu who was laughing wildly.
In memory, the original owner also lost this battle.
At this time, the original owner was still at the level of Qi training, and Le Yuan could only use spells at the level of Qi training.Jinwu is now as big as a domestic chicken, but the condensed sun is really hot, and it is still very weak.
Compared with the little villain who set a trap and called a helper, he was indeed inferior in strength.
But the original owner was just a little inferior, and he wasn't so embarrassed to lose!
Le Yuan looked at the little Golden Crow hovering beside him again.What are you doing, master!
The original owner was able to cooperate in this battle at least. After he wrapped the enemy with vines, the Golden Crow breathed out flames and ignited the vines, causing the enemy to scream.
But after I urged the vines to bind the enemy, what this guy spit out was not flames, but streams of sharp saber energy, which cut off the vines while scratching the enemy.
From the cooperation of gods to the cooperation of ghosts.
"Hmph, I've seen you upset for a long time, so I'll cripple your meridian and tell you to get out of the sect!" go.
The little Golden Crow, drenched in blood, knocked him away like a cannonball.
"Does this broken bird want to die first—"
"What are you doing?"
Fortunately, just at this time, the teacher who passed by rescued them.
Back in the small room of the original master of the Zongmen, Le Yuan helped the little Golden Crow wipe off the blood on the wings, carefully applied the medicine, and took a healing rejuvenation pill himself.
Then he fell on the bed, and the salted fish lay flat.
The spiritual power is exhausted, and the wound is aching...I'm so tired, I don't want to move.
Could this illusion be so real?
Little Golden Crow squatted on the low cabinet next to the bed, his eyes focused, as if lost in thought, and after a long time, he suddenly said: "I think this is the way to fight this battle. The enemy's weakness is...; our side only needs to..., then we can fight." But..." The thinking is clear, the style of play is clear, and the level of practical operation is taken into account.
The guy who had been silent all this time finally opened his mouth.
The voice was that of the Golden Crow, but the tone was quite familiar.Le Yuan jumped up from the bed, looked at Jin Wu, and secretly smiled inwardly.
Hmph, owner, you are exposed, you can't keep pretending to be cold!
"I'll..."
"Then..."
One person, one bird, discussed for a long time.
A few days later, Le Yuan, who had healed up from his injuries, went down the mountain again to do errands, and "fished" by the way.When that little villain followed, he taught him and his cronies a profound lesson.
The "click" sound of bone cracking sounded, and the owner really liked breaking people's wrists.
Won!
Smiling and looking at Xiao Jinwu, before Le Yuan could cheer, the scene in front of him changed again.
"Hand over Lingyun sword!"
"Yo, I saw this spirit grass first..."
"It's because you insist on provoking my young master?"
Le Yuan finally knew why this place was not only an illusion, but also a "trial illusion".
Scenes flashed, he experienced what the original owner had encountered, every battle big and small.
The original owner has a gentle temperament and doesn't like to cause trouble, but in the world of comprehension, there are always many unreasonable guys who come up and take the initiative to fight.
These opponents may have three-meter-high graves in reality—oh no, it feels like the original owner was born very early, and it is very likely that even the graves have long since disappeared. Habits are all restored vividly.
One person, one bird, work together to overcome one difficulty after another and defeat one enemy after another.
Combat experience has accumulated rapidly, and the cultivation base has also grown steadily.
During the gaps between preparations for battles, Le Yuan also got acquainted with the wood system Taoism that the original master majored in.If the person who comes in to practice is a wood-type monk, he will definitely benefit more.
But it's not bad now, the wood system and illusion are well integrated, and Le Yuan has gained a lot of new insights.
Taking advantage of the blank time in the illusion, he took the [-]th level exam hell again.During the foundation building period, only one and a half layers of hell can be maintained. After absorbing the inner alchemy of the cat demon, the cultivation base soars to the pulse condensing state, and it has not had time to upgrade yet.
First, finish the chemical hell.
In an examination room similar to the one in Hell, a periodic table of elements was hung on the wall as a decoration—all the parts involved in the examination paper were coded.To someone who has never been exposed to high school chemistry, this table has a mysterious feeling, like some kind of mysterious ancient spell.
Then, Le Yuan went all out to build the third layer of hell, the biological hell.
The previous two floors of the examination room seem to be too rigid. They need to be more flexible, full of vitality, and add some interactivity, combined with the recent understanding of the wood system Taoism——
Biological Hell·Tree World Comes!
The biological examination room presented in front of Le Yuan was a small forest, and there were no questions in the center, only a huge Whomping Willow.
When the victim falls into the examination room, his limbs will be bound by the branches of the Whomping Willow, and then erected on the question board in front of him, and the question will immediately appear.
There is a round of multiple-choice questions first. If you answer correctly, there is no reward. If you answer incorrectly, a branch of the Whomping Willow will be snapped down.
Does it hurt?
Pain is right, who told you to even answer "what are the similarities between cyanobacteria and Ebola virus" wrong!
Not only is Le Yuan very rewarding, but Mu Xuefeng seems to be too.
The three-legged Golden Crow in the memory, besides the talent Sun Zhenhuo, also cultivated Sword Qi.Especially after getting the Lingyun Sword, the owner often holds the sword with both wings of a golden crow, watching the sun, moon and stars, white clouds and gray dogs.
According to him, the way of swords and swords confirmed each other, which made him feel a lot.
If so, some years have passed in the illusion.
When Le Yuan opened his eyes again, he was still thinking about what kind of boss he was going to fight this time?But in the bedroom in front of him, in front of the window with clear sunlight, a young man was standing with his back facing him.
Wearing a splendid, golden-red robe.
"Yan?" Le Yuan called out following the original owner's memory.
Hearing the sound, the young man turned his head, revealing a face that was very similar to the original owner Cheng Xi.Le Yuan remembered what the owner said, the spirit pet takes shape, and often refers to his owner's appearance.
This scene was the day when the three-legged Golden Crow called "Yan" took shape.
In the memory of the original owner, this guy should start to complain, "Your face is not good-looking" "Not sharp enough!" "I want to make the ends of the eyes a little bit more picky" "Add some blood to the lips ".
In fact, Cheng Xi was born gentle and handsome, and his appearance is not bad, maybe the three-legged Jinwu prefers the more flamboyant type.
But he complained and complained, and in the end he kept it as it was, without changing anything.
Mu Xuefeng probably couldn't utter these original lines, so he fast-forwarded to the last sentence, "I'm still used to the bird body", and then changed back to the form of the three-legged Golden Crow.It has not yet reached the final maturity stage, but it is as big as an ostrich.
Le Yuan looked at him amusedly, but an inexplicable flash of light flashed in his heart, remembering a long time ago, in the examination room of the Jingyi assessment, the owner saw all kinds of performances after he transformed into a human for the first time.
It was obvious at that time that Mu Xuefeng was not very happy besides being surprised.
No way.
No way, no way, the owner at that time was jealous?
Because I didn't imitate his transformation, so I was jealous of me in my previous life?
After several months, Le Yuan realized it belatedly.
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