The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"It seems that the warehouse is on fire, does it have something to do with us?"

"We didn't set fire again."

"That's right, the person looking at the warehouse did it by accident." Suddenly remembered something, the starling bird screamed, "The floor tiles of your palace are going to be burned away!! Can you still rescue them?"

"...there is nowhere to put it when you snatch it out."

"Bury it in the yard and take it later?"

Mu Xuefeng thought for a moment: "Good idea."

Turning back to the courtyard in front of the warehouse, the old man was lying on the rattan chair and was sleeping deeply, still snoring, even the fire scene behind him could not wake him up.

After taking the key from his waist, Mu Xuefeng opened the warehouse door.I saw a large sea of ​​flames starting from the northeast corner and spreading very quickly.However, there is a large space inside, and not all of them have fallen.

Mynah covered his face with his wings.The heat wave hits the face, the throat is dry, and the feathers are almost on fire!

Mu Xuefeng flicked his fingers, and the icy blue halo spread out, forming a circular shield with flowing water patterns.Inside the shield, it was immediately cool.

One person and one bird followed their memories and went straight to the rows of antique racks where jewels were piled up.They don't pick and choose carefully, and throw everything into the storage ring as far as the eye can see.

When Mu Xuefeng's ring couldn't fit anymore, the starling bird flapped its wings and collected the rest into his Taoist disciple token.

Meow haha, there is a kind of supermarket sweeping goods, or the joy of zero yuan shopping!

"Don't you use the Taoist token given to you?" Mynah asked.

"Your token is specially made by Master Luo. It is attached with the magic of heaven and earth. Others cannot be used as magic treasures for storage."

Ah, I just found out that this is an exclusive offer. "Qiankun spell, don't you know it?"

"No. At least you must have the Nascent Soul realm before you can use it."

"Okay." The gold and silver utensils, pearls and gemstones on several rows of shelves were all swept away, and the starling bird looked around, "There is still some room in the token, and I can decorate it."

"Here we are, do you want anything?" Even the owner has learned to say "Here we are".

"That screen is very good." "This flower pot is exquisite, use it to raise fish."

There is an ice-blue cover on it, and the temperature around the body is pleasant. As long as the fire is not over, you can choose without haste.Mu Xuefeng also slashed over with a knife, and Senhan's knife energy drew a straight wall of the knife, like a wall of ice, and the flames could not spread over for a while.

Le Yuan chose for a while before remembering to ask: "Master, do you have a place for me in your palace?"

"What silly thing are you asking?"

"Do you have!!"

"Naturally, you can put the cat litter wherever you like."

"Quack, of course it's next to your bed. Take this glazed koi ornament, too."

It wasn't until the tokens of Taoist disciples were also filled that Le Yuan stopped with regret.

Back in front of the warehouse door, Mu Xuefeng withdrew the saber wall, and the fire instantly crossed the boundary and rushed over.He stepped out of the warehouse and slammed the door behind him.

In the yard, the little old man was still lying on the wicker chair in the shade of a tree, and he didn't move for a while.

I just found two shovels in the warehouse, one for each person, and Le Yuan also turned into a human form to help dig the pit.

"What are you doing?" This Tianyi City is quite indifferent, the fire is so big, and no one came to put out the fire. It took a long time before a man in black stood at the gate of the courtyard to ask questions.

"The uncle who watched the warehouse had an accident, we dug a hole and buried him." Le Yuan said.

Although the fabrication was extremely careless, under the influence of Jiangzhi's halo, the man in black seemed to believe it was true.

"I see," the man in black looked at the warehouse in flames again, "is it on fire?"

"The warehouses are all gone, so just burn them. Death is the worst thing to do, come and help us dig together." Le Yuan said again.

How powerful is this halo of Jiangzhi, Le Yuan secretly sighed, and before he finished speaking, the man in black was really tricked into entering.

Mu Xuefeng stuffed the shovel into the black-clothed man's hand involuntarily, and pulled out the knife himself, with the breath of the knife, turning the blade into a bright shovel.

The three of them worked together to dig a big pit by the tree.

"Is it enough to bury it?" The man in black glanced at the motionless old man.

"Not enough."

"continue."

"What are you digging for?" Another passer-by who watched the excitement asked at the door.

"Preparing to bury someone, can't you see it?" The man in black dismissed the questioner impatiently.

"Is it enough?" After digging for a while, the man in black asked.

"almost."

"I'm so tired." The man in black wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead - zombie puppets don't sweat.

The next moment, the sharp light of the knife penetrated into his chest, and the man in black opened his eyes wide in disbelief.His broken body was thrown into the fire together with the old man watching the warehouse.

Tsk, kill the donkey, the two of us must be the worst villains in Tianyi City.

Although he did something bad, Le Yuan didn't feel any wavering in his heart.

The devil will be the one, what's the matter?

A large and deep hole had been dug on the ground. He and the owner buried the things they had just collected in the hole, filled it with soil, and moved the excess soil into the fire site.

Carrying two gauze lanterns, one person and one bird returned to the wedding banquet venue.

"Just take two gauze lanterns and dawdle for so long?" The chief frowned, seemingly dissatisfied.

"The warehouse is on fire, we can help." Mu Xuefeng said.

"Mind your own business! Remember to add lamp oil."

"Added."

The master pointed to an empty eaves somewhere: "Hang the lamp there, and help clean it quickly. I was so busy that I didn't even have time to eat lunch. It's better for you to be lazy and hide."

On the originally empty round table, there was indeed a large bowl of stewed meat and rice, and there was still a mouthful.

Mu Xuefeng didn't argue, went over and hung the lantern under the eaves, picked up the broom and started cleaning.

Sweeping the floor, wiping the table, arranging, and arranging, everyone was busy all afternoon, and in the evening, they finally calmed down.

The master ordered Mu Xuefeng again: "Light up all the lamps and see if there is any mistake."

"Okay." Mu Xuefeng responded, and asked curiously, "The wedding banquet will last until night?"

"You don't understand this." The job was almost done, the master was in a relaxed mood and started talking more, "Master Zhuang Wang can't see the sun, so he can't wear a bamboo hat to worship and get married? The wedding banquet will not be held until evening."

The starling bird who was listening widened his eyes.Surprised, it turned out that the wedding of the Zombie King was being organized?

They have become dead kings, is there still such a demand?

Mu Xuefeng held up a big red candle, and lit all the gauze lanterns hanging on the treetops, under the eaves, and in the hall.In the dimness, little lights emerge, connecting together, illuminating this place as bright as day, which is quite beautiful.

The chief nodded in satisfaction: "Very good. Let's light it like this. The blubber is freshly added, enough to burn for several days and nights."

Seeing that mynah tilted his head, and his black eyes full of spirituality seemed to be watching the lights, the host smiled and said: "Little mynah, can you say something that is good for a hundred years?"

"Hundred Years of Harmony!"

"Well, you speak clearly. Tomorrow night, you will be dressed in red silk and welcome guests at the door. I'll register here and give you five hundred spirit stones, how about it?" the chief asked Mu Xuefeng.

"Okay!" Mynah hurriedly agreed.

"I still have some chores to do tomorrow, so you also come over to help, and I'll give you two red checks to go back to the job." The boss admired Mu Xuefeng's neat workmanship.

"it is good."

It's time to get off work, let's go home.Before the master left, he picked up the stewed meat and rice on the table, muttering in his mouth: "It's too cold, go back and feed the dog."

Ah, Le Yuan listened to it, and silently lit a piece of wax for the dog.

The others also quickly slipped away.

Only one person and one bird stayed in place.Standing outside the door, looking into the wedding hall, I could vaguely see two shadows, one slender and one young.However, the lights were bright, and the two ghosts had changed to a new home, and they still seemed to be a little bit reluctant to let go.

"There are incenses to ward off evil spirits in the world, so is there any effect that can be reversed, such as incense to attract evil spirits?" Mynah asked.

"Yes," Mu Xuefeng said, "but I can't do it for a while, and I don't know how to adjust it."

He also saw two ghosts cowering in fear: "Although Tianyi City is not a good place, it has strong aura, and the insects that live here are also afflicted with aura. Go catch some centipedes and scorpions and throw them into lamp oil and burn them together. The smell that comes out can also encourage Yin Qi."

"Okay, then catch some poisonous insects!"

Catch it as soon as you say it, the starling bird flapped its wings and circled around the corner of the yard.

"I saw it!" A fierce bird rushed over, and when it flew up again, the starling picked up a centipede in its sharp beak.

Wait a minute—peh, pee, why did I subconsciously pick it up with my mouth!The little black bird shook, and quickly threw the centipede into the lantern.

The two worked overtime, caught more than a dozen poisonous insects near the yard, and threw them into the boiling oil of the lantern.

Colorless and odorless smoke quietly emitted.

I don't know if it is a psychological effect, although it is still as bright as day, looking at it now, it feels a little ghostly.

Flying on the beam in front of the wedding hall, Le Yuan looked at the location and planned to stay here tomorrow night.

"I called 'Hundred Years of Love' at the door, remove the door panel next to it, how about you change the door to accompany me tomorrow?"

"...sounds a little silly."

It was getting dark, and one person and one bird returned to the small courtyard of the man in black who had been replaced by them.

It was a fulfilling day as a worker.

Zombies don't need to eat, and there is no kitchen in the yard, only a simple bedroom.Standing on the bed, Le Yuan took out a pack of dried fish from the token, and seeing Mu Xuefeng looking at him, he pushed his paws: "You share."

Mu Xuefeng took one unceremoniously, and said, "You can turn back into a cat."

"Meow!" Almost forgot to change back.After practicing for two days in front of the Mystery Wall, his mental strength has skyrocketed, and now he is an illusion that can last for a long time.

After eating a pack of dried fish, the little orange cat lay down comfortably, and the cat's ears moved comfortably.

Golden fluffy balls, two soft pointed ears.

Bathed in the moonlight, the drowsy little orange cat suddenly felt touched. "Meow?"

Looking back, the owner was meditating with his eyes closed.

Turning back suspiciously, after a while, the little orange cat felt touched again.

Looking back, the owner is still meditating.

... The little orange cat lay down again, this time concentrating its mind and concentrating on perception.When the black hand touched it again, he turned around and bit it.

"Why are you biting me?" Mu Xuefeng said in a cold voice, sounding quite innocent.

The little orange cat stared at the dead fish, and gnawed several times before letting go.

"Meow meow meow?"

Then why are you sneaking up on me?

In Tianyi City, on a tall building overlooking the whole city, in a bedroom so gorgeous that it was almost extravagant, a man in white sat quietly in front of the dressing table.

The bronze mirror reflected his pale face, as well as the figure of the handsome man behind him.

The man has a pair of raised red phoenix eyes, and the red-gold pupils are brighter than the fierce sun.

"Last year, a corpse poison broke out in the Jiying Mountain Mine. You were the one who tested the poison with miners." While speaking, Luo Zhe's fingers were still trembling, so he could only unconsciously fiddle with a jade pendant around his waist that was as round as a bead with an ink dot in the center.

The people behind him have been to Qingqiu many times, so they know how to sneak into Qingqiu silently.

"I have no choice. Even if I become the Zombie King, I'm just a puppet of the city lord. Look at the back of my head, there is also a talisman, life and death are not up to me."

"Then who wants you to marry me? Is it yours or that city lord's?"

"The city lord acquiesces, but this is my wish. I have died once, and now I am just a living body. The past has nothing to do with me. Only you, the last obsession in my heart."

Luo Zhe moved the corner of his mouth, revealing a miserable smile.

"Do you think you can fool me? You were the ferryman on the sea of ​​Lihen back then. You changed into black clothes, covered your face, and used the illusion technique, but I sensed your aura in an instant. Then I took you You also pretended to be the man in black who left Qingqiu. You have never successfully deceived me, Zhen Yan."

"It's all me," the man named Zhen Yan admitted frankly, "I knew that you would return to Qingqiu sooner or later, so I waited on the Sea of ​​Lianhen, looking for opportunities. At that time, you were with Luo Fu, so I didn't reveal my true identity."

"When you punted across the Lihen Sea, the sea was calm. Is this what you call obsession?"

In the sea of ​​separation and hatred, there are all kinds of love, resentment and hatred. When there is only Yu Zhenyan on the boat, the water surface is as smooth as a mirror, without a single wave.

It shows that the bottom of the boatman's heart is like a silent ancient well, and there is no trace of love or hatred.

Zhen Yan smiled slightly, and stroked Luo Zhe's black hair with one hand: "I used to like and wanted something very much, even if I don't like it, I still want it, and the thought of it turned into an obsession. Don't you understand?"

"I...understood." Luo Zhe murmured softly, his fingers clenched the white jade beads around his waist.

"Stay by my side well. Isn't this what you expected in the past? When I am fully cultivated and cast off my body, everything you ask for will come back."

"Yes, I really hope, I can see that day."

Before the secret treasure handed down from the Qingqiu Fox Kingdom—Yantian Astrolabe, Luo Fu and all the elders were watching the results of the astrolabe launch.

This result is not destined to happen, it is just a deduction based on the existing situation, but it is often close to the same.

The scene manifested by the astrolabe, like a giant painting, is projected in mid-air.

Red silk lanterns, dragon and phoenix wedding candles, the hall is decorated solemnly and festively, it is a wedding ceremony.

The dozen or so round tables were not filled with visitors, they were sparsely populated.There was no hot food on the table, but a circle of cold dishes.

The lamp oil in the gauze lamp seemed to have burnt out, a few lamps suddenly dimmed, and two lamps flickered inexplicably, turning on and off from time to time.

On the beam in front of the hall, a black starling bird with a big red flower tied on its chest kept screaming "Happy for a hundred years!" Next to it, there was a door that was untouched and passed by without wind. Open and close.

For some reason, there is a gloomy green mist in the picture.The next moment, two fuzzy black figures appeared in the wedding hall.

Accompanied by miserable cries, a female ghost covering her face with her sleeves drifted around the venue, asking each guest where her lost jade had fallen; Loudly, with a baby-like voice, he asked everyone if he had seen his mother.

"Emerald... woo..."

"Have you seen my mother?"

"Woooo... the jade my husband gave me..."

"Lie to me, you are not my mother!"

The scene was very chaotic, and the wedding banquet was very lively.

Some guests who couldn’t wait for the hot dishes and ate a few cold dishes with chopsticks to pad their stomachs plopped down on the table and fell on the ground, pretending to be dead bodies, and they pretended to be quite similar.

Seeing the picture presented by the astrolabe, the elders of the Fox Clan all had strange expressions.The skill of nourishing qi is not so good, even the eyeballs are almost popping out.

It's because we don't understand Zhuang Wang's preferences. Is this a wedding ceremony?

Looking at the starling bird that kept calling "Hundred Years of Love" and the door panel that opened and closed automatically, Luo Fu thought to himself, are these two children?

Zhuang Wang would not be able to organize the wedding banquet like this, and this situation has become inseparable from the two of them.

It's only enough to get in for a day and a night, and it's enough to get a rough idea of ​​the situation in Tianyi City. What have you guys done?

The current little guy is really... unfathomable.

With a light cough, Luo Fu said, "I persuaded Luo Zhe earlier to let him bring a piece of Qiankun White Jade with him, and I also planted a spell on the two little... Daoist disciples who came with me, so I can feel it at any time." Go to where they are. We have found Tianyi City, which is hidden in the dark, to their lair. Make an attack plan immediately, the wedding ceremony is coming, and we need support as soon as possible.”

The author has something to say:

The outdated elders of the fox tribe expressed that they could not accept such avant-garde Chinese-style horror and supernatural theme weddings. The head chef of the kingdom of heaven, the head of the wedding ceremony who lost his beloved dog: Obviously I was praised for my reliability in my work before, how could the wedding ceremony be held like this? What? ?