The cat who wears Jackie Chan

When I came to Shuwutang, the journey went smoothly.

The deacon in the hall sat behind the counter and yawned nonchalantly: "Recently, Zhenyan got married, and everything is busy. Which task do you want to take?" Various chores are written in red letters on the board.

The starling bird squatting on the owner's shoulder was taken aback for a moment, and bumped into a wedding just after arriving?This killer organization still has a breath of life.

"Go to the East Kitchen to help." Mu Xuefeng didn't think about it.

"Give me the badge."

This waist card is hanging on the robe of the man in black, like a jade pendant.

The deacon took it, registered it in the account book, and then stuffed it in the belly of the table, but did not return it: "When the steward of the east kitchen is satisfied, I will give you a red ticket to redeem the waist card. Chen Qian, you It’s about to be removed from the list, and this job must be done well.”

"Yes."

The deacon yawned again, and squinted his eyes to look at the starling on Mu Xuefeng's shoulder: "Where did you come from?"

"Pictured on the roadside."

Starling stared at the dead fish.Owner, you don't have to be careful when you make up!

The deacon nodded: "It's a good pick, it looks spiritual. Can you talk?"

Looking at the deacon's eyes, the starling bird was stunned, and opened his mouth: "Early, early to give birth to a precious son!"

"Hahaha," the deacon said happily, "You teach well."

He waved his hand to let Mu Xuefeng go.

After Mu Xuefeng searched for the soul, it seemed that there was an extra map of Tianyi City in her mind, and she found Dongchu by familiarity.

It is a large courtyard, and there are two big bronze tripods in the open air. The firewood is red, and the broth in the tripod is boiling, and the aroma can be smelled from far away.

Le Yuan glanced at it, and it looked quite normal. The soup contained red meat, shiitake mushrooms, and ginger disguised as meat.Although it is a villain organization, it does not stew human heads and skeletons, use poisonous insects and snakes as condiments or something.

In the East Kitchen courtyard, there are a few people wearing coarse shorts and neat hands and feet. They should be the cooks here.There were two other men in black who seemed to have also been brought alive to help.

Everyone was busy preparing vegetables for the wedding banquet, some were washing and choosing vegetables, some were carving radish flowers, and some were cutting cold dishes.

A fat woman seemed to be in charge here. She used a huge wooden spoon to stir the stewed broth in the cauldron twice, and then looked around with her hips on her hips, monitoring everyone for laziness.Seeing Mu Xuefeng who just arrived, he ordered him to fetch water and wash vegetables.

Mu Xuefeng didn't say anything else, went to the well to fetch a bucket of water, and walked towards the wall with it.

Le Yuan just found a hole in the ground next to the wall, covered with a square iron cover with a ring, and heard the owner's voice transmission: "There is a cellar under here, there seems to be something hidden in the depths, I can feel the breath. "

"What are you hiding?" Mynah asked in a low voice.

"It's hard to say, I want to go and see. The guy who cut the vegetables has been staring at me."

From fetching water, lifting it to the wall, to carrying a basket of vegetables to wash, the man in black kept the kitchen knife in his hand, but kept looking here.

Could it be that he saw something was wrong and suspected that the owner was not of the same kind?

Le Yuan had an idea: "I'll send him away."

"The spirit beast is calling." Mynah whispered softly, flapping its wings.The phantom disappeared in a flash. The man in black who was cutting vegetables sneezed, and the kitchen knife tilted and cut his hand.

"The spirit beast is called" "The spirit beast is called", the man in black sneezed again, and then one after another.

Sure enough, Le Yuan concluded in his heart that he could be summoned even if he was not a friend, as long as the corresponding image appeared in his heart.

It may not be able to summon successfully, but the summoned person will definitely have the side effect of sneezing.

"What are you doing here? Come to make trouble?"

Seeing the man in black sneezed, the curtains of the fence fluttered, and the chopped vegetable leaves were sprayed and scattered all over the ground. The fat woman frowned, pointed at the door, and shouted sharply, "Get out!"

Although East Kitchen is busy, the environment is not messy, she really can't stand this.

The man in black didn't dare to argue, put down the kitchen knife, and walked away pitifully.

"Sneezing..." Mu Xuefeng seemed to suddenly remember something.

Hiss, the owner's death stare could be felt even through the fence, and the mynah shrank its neck.

"Hey, I was the one who tried it the other day. Don't you think this will come in handy?"

"What are you watching, and you haven't finished washing a basket of vegetables yet?" The fat woman looked at Mu Xuefeng by the cellar again, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on her face full of anger.

"You, take the remaining half of the bucket of water down. There is an animal that will be slaughtered on the day of the wedding banquet. Don't let it die of thirst. It won't be fresh."

To feed water?Le Yuan raised his ears, is there really a living thing in the cellar?

"Yes." Mu Xuefeng answered simply.

Remove the iron cover and walk down the exposed steps. The cellar is dark and deep, much larger than imagined.

Vegetables, melons and fruits are piled up on the basement floor, and they all look juicy.On the second basement floor, there is only a faint oil lamp on the wall for illumination, and slaughtered pigs and sheep are hung from the ceiling with iron hooks.The floor was paved like cold jade, and the whole floor was chilly, quite scary.

There are even three floors underground.

It is much wider than the upper two floors, there is no wind, and there is no light.Going down from the steps on the second floor underground, as soon as you stepped down the last step of the stone steps, you saw two red lights floating in the mid-air in the endless darkness.

Le Yuan froze for a moment, realizing that they were a pair of blood-red pupils.Something lurks in the deep darkness, and the sound of iron chains dragging on stone slabs can be heard in the ear.

"Are you here to deliver water? Come here."

"I'm so thirsty, send it here, send it here..."

The owner of the blood pupil opened his mouth, and a voice full of persuasion and desire echoed in the cellar.

Mu Xuefeng didn't move, and put down the bucket on the spot.

"The man only asked me to bring water, but he didn't ask me to feed it." He said calmly.

"That's right, it's just water delivery... Wait, you mean, the two of us are the food delivered to the door?" Le Yuan understood instantly, and the chill came to the tips of her wings. That fat woman is so vicious and scheming!

"I'm food, so you should be an appetizer."

"Stop comparing yourself at a time like this!"

"Have you found it? Then we have to—" the owner of the blood pupil laughed hoarsely, the iron chain sounded sharply, and two red lights suddenly approached.

As long as you go down the last stone step, you have become its flesh.

The next moment when he opened his bloody mouth, the saber aura that froze the moonlight appeared out of thin air and rushed down.A cold murderous aura erupted from Mu Xuefeng's body.

"What do I have to do?" Mu Xuefeng asked.

The bloody mouth was pressed down little by little, closed, and finally the body prostrated on the ground, unable to move.

After his eyes got used to the darkness, Le Yuan could see clearly that the monster in front of him had a body like a giant python, with four sharp claws growing on both sides of the python's body, the whole body was covered with pitch-black scales, and its head was like a deer.

"Is this a dragon?" Mynah asked.

"There is no horn on the top of the head, it is a black flood dragon."

"That's right, it is said that the real dragon clan has disappeared from the world. This black flood dragon has been doing badly enough, and it has been locked up in the cellar as food."

The black flood dragon has been subdued, and Le Yuan is also free to comment: "Hey, this situation, I suddenly remembered a poem by the sages."

"What poem?"

"'There is Ruomu in the east of the sky, and there is a dragon holding a candle under it. I will cut off the dragon's feet and chew the dragon's meat, so that it will never return to the court and never lie down at night. Naturally, the old will not die, and the young will not cry.' Quack, isn't it very bold , it sounds like you're full of pride?"

The poems in the Chinese class cannot be memorized in vain, and the appreciation and analysis of poems cannot be written in vain!Even useful one day.

Mu Xuefeng's reaction was: "...It sounds a little painful."

"Why, where does it hurt?" Le Yuan was puzzled.

"My whole body hurts."

The black dragon lying on the ground was also shaken into a sieve in fright, the iron chain slammed and rattled, and said in an extremely obsequious tone: "Big, my lord, the little one offended you because you didn't know that you came. I beg your lord to hold your hands high, please forgive me." The little one dies, and the little one will be pissed off for you!"

While speaking, the tail of the dragon slapped the ground with a popping sound.

"It looks like a dog." Mynah said.

Hei Jiao furiously bared his teeth at Starling Bird, sensing Mu Xuefeng's suddenly intensified murderous intent, immediately servilely, and put on a smiling face again: "Yes, the little one is a dog, woohoo, woohoo. My lord hasn't killed the little one yet. Yes, can it be useful if it is small?"

"You are almost becoming food." Mu Xuefeng pointed out coldly.

"No, accidentally fell into the trap, blame me for being greedy."

"I heard that the black flood dragon is poisonous, and if it is hidden in the mouth, one drop can kill a cow with poison, is that true?"

"Yes, my lord."

"Can you poison a whole city?"

"No, not that much venom, my lord." Hei Jiao said cautiously.

Mu Xuefeng pondered for a moment, then asked coldly, "Are you hungry?"

Hei Jiao subconsciously nodded, then hurriedly shook his head: "Hungry...I'm not hungry."

"Ok?"

"hungry……"

"No, not hungry?"

Looking at Mu Xuefeng, whose face was covered by a curtain fence and whose breath was cold, Hei Jiao asked hesitantly, "Sir, should I be hungry or not?"

"You are hungry, you need to eat more people, so that the venom will increase."

"Ah yes yes yes! I'm starving to death!"

Let the new man in black go down to feed water, there is no movement for a long time.The fat woman who is in charge of East Chef doesn't expect any movement.

Suddenly, a starling bird with black feathers flew up from the cellar with the lid open in a panic, and repeated repeatedly in a high-pitched voice: "I'm not full, I'm not full!"

Starlings hovering in the yard: "I'm not full! I'm not full!"

Is this just learned underground?Being able to escape from the mouth of the black flood dragon, this starling is also very lucky.

The fat woman looked at another man in black who was choosing vegetables, and raised her chin: "The animal is not full of water, you can feed it."

Seeing the man in black froze with a trembling hand, the fat woman's eyes became sharp.

Bite the bullet, the man in black had no choice but to fetch water, lifted the bucket, and stepped up the descending stone steps.The starling bird didn't know whether it was dead or alive, and flew down with it.

On the basement floor, I poured out the water in the bucket and pretended to feed it... When the people hiding in the dark rushed up one by one, the man in black was thinking like this in his heart.

After a while, the "man in black" who was sent down leaned out half of his body from the entrance of the cellar, and shouted: "The chain, the chain is about to break!"

He seemed to have only his upper body left, and he struggled to climb up with his hands.The next moment when he was about to see the sky, there was a huge roar from behind, and the man in black, who was only half of his body, seemed to be lacking in strength, the strength in his arms was slack, and he rolled down.

The screams continued and then gradually weakened, as if being dragged away by an invisible monster.

The chain will be broken, and the black dragon will not be able to hold it anymore?The fat woman was startled, and immediately ordered an apprentice cook to go down to check.

The apprentice looked bitter, but there was no escape, and the fat woman was equally scary.Cautiously, he walked down the stone steps slowly, planning to turn back when he reached the basement level.

His thoughts stopped abruptly, and the people hiding in the dark rushed towards him one by one.

After a while, the "apprentice" rushed out of the cellar with a pale face: "The chain is not broken, but it is loose and needs to be re-tightened."

The fat woman breathed a sigh of relief, and called several apprentices, and went down together to strengthen the chains.

In case of being attacked by the black dragon and failing to dodge, Dora and the others can also have a backup.

The group of people who came down this time went to the meat storage room on the second basement floor, and were engulfed by Xueliang saber energy.

After a few breaths, they all fed the black flood dragon.

After this series of candied haws to save grandpa—no, the gourd baby saved grandpa, and the East Kitchen was completely wiped out.

"You stay in the cellar honestly, and I will let you out on the day of the wedding banquet." Mu Xuefeng tied the black dragon up again.

"Yes, yes, sir, you must not forget the little one." No matter what Mu Xuefeng said, the black flood dragon seemed to be instinctively afraid.

"You just ate a lot of people, spit out the poisonous juice." Mu Xuefeng poured out the residual water from the wooden barrel that was brought earlier, and placed it in front of the black flood dragon.

Thick ink-colored venom flowed out from the mouth of the black flood dragon.At first, the liquid level rose quickly, and after a while, what was poured into the bucket changed from a trickle to intermittent drops.

Tears welled up in the blood pupils, and the black flood dragon squeezed the venom hard, but dared not speak out.Finally squeezed almost a bucket, Mu Xuefeng nodded.

The bucket was placed on the ground, and Mu Xuefeng poured it directly into the two big cauldrons with broth stewed in the yard, and stirred it with a wooden spoon.

As soon as the ink-thick flood poison melted in, it disappeared without a trace, and even added a faint fragrance to the soup.However, Le Yuan would not dare to taste these two pots of soup.

"East Kitchen is preparing dishes for the wedding banquet. These two pots of meat should be today's lunch. Later, some servants will come over and serve them to everyone in the city. The city of God's Will is full of evil people who can't get along outside. , don’t worry about wrongly killing Goodness.” Mu Xuefeng said.

"Don't worry. There are only two of us villains in the city!"

"Ok?"

"It's enough for the two of us, it's too crowded." said the mynah squatting on the owner's shoulder.

That is, there is no one in the East Kitchen. "Nobody will be cooking for the wedding banquet tomorrow. Do you want to arrange everything for the owner?"

Even if the owner can cook, he can't be too busy.

The two of them had come to the kitchen room where the cold dishes were kept.The dishes are neatly arranged on the wooden shelf, and the fresh cold jade plates are placed under the shelf.There are meat and vegetables, and the color is very attractive.

"It's not certain whether the wedding banquet can be held as usual. If it is to be held, the guests can make do with some cold dishes."

As Mu Xuefeng spoke, he raised the wooden barrel. I don't know what spell he activated. The remaining poisonous juice turned into raindrops, poured evenly and densely on the prepared cold dishes, not even a single dish was spared. .Although he is a swordsman, but this move has a bit of the meaning of rain and clouds.

Tsk, the guests at the wedding banquet are about to enjoy a poison feast.The premise is that after today, there is still life.

"East Chef's miscellaneous work is done, and there are still many miscellaneous things to do for the wedding banquet. Let's go and have a look?" Le Yuan suggested.

He was still a little unsure.Not to mention other advantages, the first thing between him and the owner is to be enthusiastic and helpful.

"I thought so too." Mu Xuefeng said.

"Okay! Let's go." Mynah flapped its wings cheerfully.

Back in Shuwutang, the deacon, who always seemed to be sleepless, stopped yawning and stopped yawning, with a surprised expression on his face: "Chef Dong sent you back so soon because it was busy time? Are you also sneezing for no reason?"

Looks like the last man in black said something to him.It's his fate that this guy escaped.

"The work is done, and the master is very satisfied." Mu Xuefeng spread out his palm, and found a red stick from the body of the fat woman who had already been buried.

Seeing the red sign, the deacon stopped talking, registered a sum in the account book, and returned the waist card.

"No rush," Mu Xuefeng said, "It's still early, I'll do some more work."

"Where is the job?"

Mu Xuefeng thought for a moment: "Let's tidy up the wedding venue."

The author has something to say:

On this day, two demolition erhas mixed in in Tianyi City. jpgMaomao's illusion technique and the wisdom-reducing aura of the mantra are very useful~