The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"……father??"

It's useless to call him dad.

Le Yuan quickly tried out this principle, and a kitten was furious.

Is this thing really a golden finger? There is no Qi Ling AI, no customer service, not even a manual.He patted the bell a few more times to vent his anger, tingling, tingling, and after a short pause, a series of voices suddenly came out of the silver bell without breathing: "...that means lazy donkey fool."

"Aotian, how about calling him Aotian Mozun?"

"All-powerful, I arbitrarily break through and everyone looks up to me."

"Give me a problem, a problem, a problem!!"

"Why do you seek the Tao? Of course it's to pretend to be aggressive! Hahaha!"

Each sentence has nothing to do with each other, but they are all spoken by the same person, and——Le Yuan is stunned, it seems to be his own voice!No wonder it sounds familiar. If you heard it right, why are there lyrics mixed in?

Confused.

Back home, Le Yuan didn't even figure out how to use the so-called "golden finger".

It was still early, and Mu Xuefeng was practicing swords in the grove behind the house.Le Yuan found a wide tree branch and lay down on his stomach, watching him practice the knife.

The light of the knife flickered, and the white shadows were chaotic, like falling snow.

So handsome.

Can I be so handsome in the future...

Maomao sighed.

In the evening, the man and the cat went back to eat.After washing up, Mu Xuefeng meditated in the side room.Le Yuan also jumped onto the bed and lay down at the end of the bed.

The moon emerged from the deep sea-like sky, reflecting the clear light into the window lattice one by one.

Le Yuan had already given up on treatment, and fiddled with the silver bell around his neck one after another.Although this thing can beep blindly with its own voice, it sounds directly in the mind. It is a dumbbell in itself and will not disturb the owner who is in meditation.

Huh?Catpaw paused.

There was a chanting sound from the bell, which became louder and louder, pouring into my mind, like a mysterious spell, or like an ancient scripture, every word is a square inch world, born and died between sentences.

Le Yuan couldn't understand at all, but he couldn't help but concentrate on listening, and unconsciously stood up and walked to the place where the moonlight touched.

The cat's paw was slightly scalded, and the moment it touched the moonlight, a warm current poured into the body, and began to surge according to a certain pattern.As if soaked in hot spring water, exhausted and emptied, Le Yuan couldn't help meowing comfortably.

He felt that his body was being transformed, gradually becoming stronger, and his thoughts became clearer...

It turned out to be like this, moonlight, you have to use the moonlight to cultivate!I can also cultivate!

Le Yuan was ecstatic, almost turned into a wolf and howled at the moon.

Meow haha, tremble the world!Your Son of Destiny has appeared!

When I reach the age of two hundred, the whole world will crawl under my feet!

While trying to perceive the surge in his body, he moved towards the brightest part of the moonlight.

So comfortable...comfortable...clothes...

In the early morning, Mu Xuefeng exhaled lightly and woke up from the meditation with eyes closed.The legs sitting cross-legged were pressed by something, which was heavy, fluffy and warm.He looked down, and saw a little orange cat resting its head on his lap, squinting its eyes, not knowing what a good dream it was, and smacking its lips.

He stretched out his hand to the golden cat's fur, as if he couldn't help touching it, but when he came up to him, he flicked his index finger and knocked a chestnut on the cat's head.

"Meow!" The little orange cat woke up from Abaaba.

He saw Mu Xuefeng sneered and got out of bed.

I fell asleep while practicing?Seeing the bright sky, Le Yuan reacted and couldn't help being a little annoyed.On the first day of practice, it ended with weak will.

Immediately, he noticed something unusual about his body, becoming... lighter and stronger?The little orange cat scans the room. By the way, it could only jump on the bed before, but now it feels like it can jump on the top of the cabinet in one breath. Try it——

His figure turned into an orange lightning.

After a while, Mu Xuefeng, who walked out the door, heard the crackling sound of collapsing and the cat screaming from behind.

— died.

In the next few days, Mu Xuefeng practiced swords in the woods during the day, and Leyuan practiced under the moonlight at night.

If Le Yuan kept a diary, he would probably write it like this: The first day on the road of cultivation

Fell asleep.

Embark on the road of cultivation Day 2

Fell asleep.

Embark on the road of cultivation Day 3

Le Yuan, Le Yuan!You have to work hard, otherwise how can you get to the top and save the world!It can't go on like this.

Embark on the road of cultivation Day 4

……Meow.

The drowsiness that came up during cultivation was simply not something that could be resisted by willpower.On the day after Le Yuan struggled again and failed, before dawn, Mu Xuefeng took him out after breakfast.

All the sundries are put into the storage ring, and the gate of the courtyard is locked. Maybe it will not come here again.

Le Yuan squatted on the owner's shoulder, and finally looked around, but did not find the cats that often wandered around.He sneaked out of the house briefly after the first night of practice, looking for the big black cat, ready to say thanks, and then have a friendly discussion about his status in the cat group.However, the toubob civet clan in this small village named Lihua Village evaporated collectively and disappeared overnight.

Suspicious, very suspicious.

Wait until you have achieved some results in your own practice, and then look for them.

Today Mu Xuefeng changed into a black outfit, and her hair was neatly tied up with a Taoist crown.

Le Yuan looked up and took a look, very energetic.

If it was on the earth, and the little cousin who was chasing stars saw it, she would definitely beg for nothing to ask for her autograph.

An hour later, the "flying" that the orange cat was riding on landed smoothly, and only then did the morning light appear in the sky.

Back against the scattered mountains, on the huge square engraved with the stone tablet of "Juntian Taoist Temple", monks in twos and threes were waiting, and people kept flying and driving.

Le Yuan squatted on Mu Xuefeng's shoulder and looked around, wagging his tail curiously, and everyone else looked surprised when they saw it.Mu Xuefeng didn't care, turned his wrist casually, and stuck the giant knife in front of his body. The cold light of the blade was shining brightly, separating the people who wanted to strike up a chat.

After a while, the square became crowded, with hundreds or even thousands of people.

The owner is very calm, but the cat is a little nervous.

With so many people signing up, how many are recorded?It's the first time in life to travel through, the first time to visit the immortal gate, what kind of trial will it be?

"quiet."

The uproar stopped suddenly, and the sound wave seemed to be pressed down by an invisible giant palm.

A young Taoist descended from the sky slowly, his feathers fluttering, he volleyed through the void, and stood above the square.

He has a gentle face, but his voice is full of majesty: "900 years ago, Ming Hongxianzun, the patriarch of my Juntian Dao Academy, established a rule that once every ten years, a wide range of disciples were recruited, regardless of their backgrounds or where they came from. With the heart of asking, Those who climb the ladder with unremitting ambition will enter our door. Today's trial begins."

He waved his sleeves.

From the back of the young Taoist, dense shadows emerged, like the arrow array of the city wall guards on the ancient battlefield, roaring towards the crowd in the square.

The slender "arrow" hovered in front of everyone at the same moment without hurting anyone.

"There is fine iron hidden in each wooden stick, take it out. This stick will not be invaded by gold and iron, and will not be soaked by all kinds of fire. You can find a way for yourself."

As soon as the words fell, Mu Xuefeng reached out and held the wooden stick.Looking at Le Yuan on his shoulder quickly, it looked like an ordinary two-finger-wide wooden stick with the seal character "Chi" engraved on it.

Neither the person nor the cat moved in a hurry, looking around.

Everyone has resorted to their own means.Some spit out spiritual fire from their mouths and burned the wooden sticks into ashes bit by bit; some activated multiple small wind blades to cut and sharpen them; The buds are sprouting, the leaf buds are growing rapidly, and the places where the roots are rooted are cracked...

Le Yuan looked up at the owner again.

Without any frills, Mu Xuefeng clenched it in his hand, the knuckles were slightly white due to the force.The slender hand was released in an instant, and the wooden stick was still the same.

Tsk, I thought...

In the next second, Le Yuan saw that the owner blew lightly on the wooden stick, and the wooden stick cracked countless cracks in an instant, and the debris fell off, revealing the fine iron inside.

The cat's eyes widened.

Mu Xuefeng walked towards the mountain gate behind the stele, passing people who were still tossing wooden sticks in various tricks along the way.Burning, wind cutting, urging wood, and diverting water are all useful, but it takes time.

Sure enough, simple and rough is the most effective, Le Yuan sighed.

There is a ladder ahead, and there are guards in front of the climbing path.Mu Xuefeng handed over the piece of fine iron, the mountain guard took a look at it, then nodded, handed it back to him, and gave the little orange cat an extra look.

What are you looking at, have you never seen someone take a cat to the exam room?

The little orange cat looked up.The sky ladder in front of me seems to be made of white jade, all the way up the mountain, extending to the end covered by clouds and mist.

They were the first batch to come in. There were a few people on the ladder who had just started climbing.

Le Yuan was still sizing up, when he felt his body lighten, Mu Xuefeng grabbed the back of his neck and lifted him up.The stern-looking young man looked down at him and said, "You stay here, I will pick you up after passing the trial."

"Meow?" The little orange cat opened its emerald green eyes and shook its head vigorously.

Come here, let me wait here?

Mu Xuefeng didn't ask for his opinion, and left him where he was after speaking, and stepped up the steps.

It is the first time in life to climb the ladder, how can you not see the scenery from the high place?

Le Yuan refused to accept it, and looked at the owner's back and jumped.

Anyway, I am also a time traveler, no one is taking me, I climb by myself, it's not that I don't have legs, I have four legs!

The little orange cat jumped up, with a light body, flew over five steps in a row, and even jumped in front of Mu Xuefeng's steps.

Isn't that faster than walking?

The second the cat's paw touched the ladder, it hit the stone with a "slap".

So heavy!Le Yuan was astonished, how could his body... be so heavy?

It felt like the leaden heaviness of climbing ashore after hours in the pool.The little orange cat lay all over the stone steps.

Die before leaving the teacher, no way——

The little orange cat worked hard to lift its upper body, pawed its two front paws to the edge of the upper step, then moved its buttocks, slowly moved its hind legs up, and finally the thick furry tail trailing behind.

The orange striped tail dragged along the stone steps like a lifeless caterpillar.

so tired.After only climbing two levels, Le Yuan was as tiring as climbing the entire Mount Everest.

Mu Xuefeng, who was following behind him, said coldly: "You have never trained before, so you will naturally feel strenuous."

Damn it, it's hard to get on the ladder once...

Le Yuan moaned and meowed in protest, still wanting to struggle.This time, the front paw was raised slightly, and it fell to the stone surface with a slap. It couldn't get up again, and it was so tired that it stuck out its tongue.His vision turned dark, and Mu Xuefeng walked by.

Suddenly, his body lightened, and he was picked up and placed on his shoulders.There was a little helplessness in Mu Xuefeng's voice: "You're a stubborn cat. Forget it, I'll take you for a ride."

Hehe, after not touching the ground, I immediately became more relaxed.Le Yuan stood up in an instant, lay on Mu Xuefeng's shoulder, and looked back.

From behind them, people came one after another.

Not to mention Mu Xuefeng strolling in the courtyard, other people are also very relaxed, just like climbing stairs. ...Am I the best?

The author has something to say:

If you can't do it until you are two hundred years old, then try to cultivate to two hundred and five years old~

Cat: Do you think I don't understand?