The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"Are you getting fat?" Mu Xuefeng suddenly asked with the sea breeze blowing on his face, returning from the night market.

"Meow?" The little orange cat nestled on the owner's shoulder, with a small bag of squid tails in his arms, yelled while eating and looking around.

What's the matter, are you not full and can't bear me anymore?

This marinated and dried squid tendrils are very chewy, so delicious...

belch.

After returning to the house, the night was dark.As usual, one meditated and the other practiced in the moonlight.

In the bright moonlight projected from the window, a mass of black shadows suddenly mixed in, and gusts of gloomy wind blew up out of thin air.

Ghost? !The little orange cat who fell asleep during the practice suddenly woke up.

Looking at the phantom of the big black cat formed by the black mist in front of the bed, Le Yuan let out a disappointed "meow" and dropped his ears.

What, why is it you again.

"You are a cat, do you really want to see ghosts?" The big black cat was helpless.

"To see hell is more exciting than seeing you, anyway, you won't give me roast chicken."

With the owner by his side, Le Yuan is not very afraid of ghosts, and even dares to let the ghost call him daddy.

Pretending not to hear the word "roasted chicken", the big black cat continued, "I'm here to look for you because I have something urgent to do. Don't run around at night these days, Xiaobai will almost be taken away."

Hearing that it was such a serious topic, the little orange cat's expression froze, and he couldn't care less about teasing about the black coal mine.

"Is she all right?"

"No, I was scared. Walking on the road, a man rushed out and picked her up and ran away, babbling, he wanted to teach her to learn illusion."

Illusion?Le Yuan was lost in thought.

"It may be that I performed too well at the Penglai Fairy Fair, and my reputation spread. Human monks began to want to raise civets as spiritual pets. Be careful when you go out, I'm fine. I stay with the owner and protect myself Power."

Then, Leyuan added fuel and vinegar to the big black cat in the two fights at the Penglai Fairy Fair, bragging a lot.

"Promise, success!" The big black cat nodded with satisfaction, "The future of our civet clan rests on you."

"It's easy to say, meow haha!"

"It's not impossible to be adopted as a spiritual pet and have more resources to cultivate. Although in ancient times they were slaves of our cat clan...cough," the big black cat interrupted this sentence with a dry cough, "but we must find a good family , casual roadside savages, no way."

This is true.Le Yuan thought to himself, when the shit-shoveling officers on the earth catch wild cats on the roadside and take them back to raise, they usually pick cute and family-friendly ones.

"I can help keep an eye out and find a good owner."

"Okay, there's no rush. Don't be idle, I'll go to Liao first."

"Wait, didn't the paper money burn out? How did you find me?"

"Burn it once, and the cause and effect will be established. I can find you at any time."

...Alright, I don't even have a callback button, so I'll be harassed by you one-way for the rest of my life.I hope that when the owner and I kill the shark one day, you don't bump into us on the spot—hey, why would I want to kill the shark?

The big black cat formed by the black mist disappeared.

Le Yuan licked his paws, and then thought, speaking of a suitable owner, there seems to be one... Give him a raise, he should be able to take care of him very much.

A bright smile appeared in front of Yu Mengsong saying "the cat loves me when it hits me", the little orange cat shivered, and wanted to give up the idea again.

I always felt that the cat fell into his hands, and it was quite scary.

But the Fairy Club has ended, so we may not be able to meet him again, let's talk about it later.

The next day, everyone boarded the golden giant whale airship and returned home.

Brother Meng has already woken up, but he can't get up yet.Except for him who completely missed the fairy meeting, everyone else was in a relaxed mood.

Master Min, Senior Brother Zhou, and Mu Xuefeng, two swordsmen and one swordsman, have a high concentration of social fear. They usually stay in the house without seeing anyone, but they even sat together in the living room of the airship for one night, talking about swords all night fighting skills.We talked happily and cherished each other.

Senior Sister Ji made them a pot of tea and made some snacks.The little orange cat dozed off beside its owner.

Is this the world of Sword Mad Sword Crazy?There is no sound when talking about individual topics, but when the sword is mentioned, it is endless.

After spending five or six days, the group returned to Juntian Taoist Temple.

As soon as he came back, Le Yuan found that the brothers and classmates he met on the road were all respectful, and from time to time someone would take the initiative to say hello.

Hey, the strong should be respected.

They first went to the Refining Hall to find Zhao Hong, who was sitting cross-legged by the oak tree, talking with Lu Shu.Return the two thousand spirit stones owed to him, and go to the dining hall again.

In front of the dining hall, he bumped into Liang Shijing. The guy's first reaction was to tremble, he took two steps back, and shouted to the two of them, "I don't know how to call you daddy!"

Like a weak woman who is about to be humiliated and innocent.

?Thank you, the little orange cat muttered in his heart, he didn't want a useless son.

"Get lost." Mu Xuefeng said.

So Liang Shijing rolled away knowingly, without saying a word.

Later, in the dining hall, I saw Lin Fangshu and He Zijin who was eating with Lai next to her.

Lin Fangshu nodded to them, and said in a cold voice, "Congratulations."

He Zijin was so sour that his face was not right, and he also kept his mouth shut, without saying a word.The last time he spent a lot of trouble getting people to watch Mu Xuefeng's jokes, he was already hit hard, and now his heart is ashamed.

Tsk, why are you all like this?I still prefer your unruly look.

If Daoyuan is an online game map, it feels like it has been flattened!

After resting all night, they went to the mind-law class the next day.

Mental Dharma class was once every ten days, and they missed one session when they went to the fairy meeting, and this session was made up for the two of them alone.

On the huge sapphire lotus platform, amidst the rustling sycamore leaves, the little orange cat lay in the center of the futon, concentrating on visualization according to the formula taught by Master Shen.

As the hustle and bustle of the outside world subsides to silence, the body gradually becomes lighter and the soul flutters... Le Yuan seems to have fallen into a certain dream, and also seems to wake up suddenly from a dream.He opened his eyes and saw a white, empty place in front of him.

Cat's Claw tentatively took two steps forward, looking up at the only person in this space.

He was wearing plain white clothes without patterns, and around his neck was a pendant made of red string and brass bells.With his eyes closed, he looked like a statue... The word "divinity" inexplicably emerged from the bottom of Le Yuan's heart.

"Who are you?" asked the little orange cat who was not afraid of society.

"I am the tree spirit of the sycamore tree under you." The other party replied with a gentle and calm tone.

Hey, is he a big guy?The sycamore tree, the landmark of the monastery, has its roots at the bottom of the valley, and its crown soars into the clouds, far higher than the peak.I can't see how long it will live, and it is not the standard that can grow on the earth.

"Where is this place?"

"It's my spiritual world. When you entered into meditation practice, you sensed this place, and then fell in."

"So you can come if you want?" The problem baby continued to ask.

"Only those with a clear mind can get it. It's been a long time, and no disciple has come." When the tree spirit spoke, it seemed a little melancholy.

The person with a clear mind refers to me? "The owner..."

The man in white smiled slightly: "You see, he's not here."

All right. "Since it's such a difficult place to get in, is there any benefit after coming here?"

"It's no good." The other party smiled lightly again, "You kitten, do you want to please yourself when you come here?"

After finally unlocking the hidden map, it's a waste of time... The little orange cat muttered to himself.

At this time, he heard the tree spirit of the sycamore tree say: "The bell on your body is not a thing of this world."

Huh?Sure enough, this thing traveled here with me!But when it was on the earth, there was nothing abnormal about it. It was just a Yiwu pin that my mother bought in a tourist area and claimed to have been consecrated by an eminent monk.

The little orange cat touched the silver bell on its neck in shock.

"You may have misunderstood it." The sycamore tree spirit said in a faint voice, "This thing is not in the three realms, it is beyond the long river of time, and can reflect the phantoms of the past and the future. I will teach you a heart formula. its power."

These words are quite difficult to understand.Le Yuan thought about it for a while, is he saying that the silver bell can let me predict the future?

Alright, I've been through the book for so long, are you finally going to give me a spoiler cheat?Those who haven't seen the original can't afford to be hurt.Most of the time, if you become useful, I will change your name to "Shi Ling Shi Bu Ling".

"Meow meow meow!" Thank you tree spirit boss!

After learning the formula taught by the sycamore tree spirit, Le Yuan recited it silently in his heart.

Let me see, is the owner really going to be a demon king?

The scene in front of him changed like a revolving lantern, with colorful lights and noisy sounds, and when it finally stopped, there was a small room in front of Le Yuan.Clean and old, with only simple beds and tables, like in an inn.

Mu Xuefeng was sitting by the table, and there was a small golden fluff ball on the table.

little me?Did I not see the future, but the past?Le Yuan hovered in mid-air, neither the person nor the cat noticed him, raised his paw to look, it was as illusory as a soul.

Just being able to see memories doesn't change anything.

After several months, Le Yuan quietly watched this scene.It was before I "woke up".

After he traveled through time, he might not be able to adapt to his new body, or the little milk cat's underdeveloped brain could not accommodate his clever mind—he was in a daze for many days.

He vaguely remembered that he had been raised by Mu Xuefeng, but he couldn't remember anything clearly.

The kitten on the table, which was much smaller than his current one, was chasing the strip of meat in Mu Xuefeng's hand with its eyes, and was amused by it.

"Sit down." Mu Xuefeng said.

The little milk cat ignored it, stretched out its paws to scratch the meat strips, Mu Xuefeng raised his hand, and stood up to scratch.I couldn't reach it even when I stood up, and my upper body fell to the table with a "slap", and I persisted.

Mu Xuefeng reached out to touch it, and it bit Mu Xuefeng's hand.

"Sit down."

Can't hear it, just can't hear it, and I still have to chew on someone's fingers with a mouthful of fine teeth.

In the round emerald green eyes, there is no spiritual light, only ignorance.

"How did I pick up a little fool." Mu Xuefeng said softly with disgust.

Seeing Le Yuan here, I felt as if something had stabbed me in my heart, but then, I let out an angry "meow".

Hmph, before I knew it, you called me a fool. I will record this vendetta in the account book!

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Mu Xuefeng:?How much do you want me to be a demon king?