The cat who wears Jackie Chan
Chapter 26 I Don't Know What I'm Shopping For
Without the heavy burden of fighting skills in the immortal society, they went out that night.
I rented a boat on the small pier near the residence. According to the owner's guidance, I can circle the island for half a circle and enter the night market on Penglai Xiandao.
The boat swayed slowly and slipped into the sea waves.Mu Xuefeng took two strokes of the oars, and the boat rushed forward for a while, then gradually slowed down, and then he made another two strokes.
The little orange cat lay comfortably on the bow of the boat, blowing the sea breeze.Looking at the stars and lights on the shore from here is also very interesting.
After a while, Le Yuan saw a young man wearing a bamboo hat sitting on a black reef protruding from the sea in front of him.Put a bamboo basket by your side and hold a fishing rod in your hand.
When the boat was approaching, the man looked up and took the initiative to talk: "Little cat, do you want to eat fish?"
think!The little orange cat nodded.
"Hey, the hook is moving, I just have one here!" The other party laughed, and with a flick of the pole, he took the hooked fish off without even looking at it, and threw it into the boat with his hand.
With a "plop", it jumped on the deck, and the little orange cat looked down.
It has a white and tender face with baby fat, and there are shiny fish fins on the ears. The upper half is a human body, and the lower half is a fish tail, with a large eggshell that has not yet fallen off.
...Oh, it's the fat head fish.
The little mermaid who just broke its shell blinked, looked at the little orange cat, suddenly stretched out two short hands, and shouted in a childish voice, "Daddy, hug!"
Le Yuan was taken aback.After learning to speak spirit mantras, have you become this easy-to-father physique...
Seeing that the little orange cat didn't move, the little mermaid turned her face aggrievedly and looked at Mu Xuefeng.It seemed to hesitate for a moment, and found that it was also a male. It opened its mouth a few times before tentatively opening: "Mom?"
With a "whoosh", very quickly, the little mermaid was thrown back into the sea by Mu Xuefeng.
The fisherman was also paying attention to the movement on the boat. Seeing this, he smiled and said, "There are coral reefs under the water surface, where most sharks lay their eggs. It is not unusual to catch a baby shark."
While speaking, he lifted the bamboo hat that was pressed over his eyebrows. Under the moonlight, the transparent film around his cheeks reflected pearl-like light.
The little orange cat stared wide-eyed.
Turning around the rocky beach and paddling for a while, the little orange cat with its two front paws on the edge of the boat watching the sea suddenly found a brightly lit and bustling market on the originally empty sea in the distance.
Mirage?It was the first time in two lifetimes that I saw it with my own eyes.
"Meow!" Look at the owner!The little orange cat patted Mu Xuefeng's arm, and the cat's paw pointed there.
Mu Xuefeng glanced over and said, "Do you want to go for a walk?"
"Meow?" Owner, wake up, it's a mirage, a virtual image formed by the light reflected by the object and refracted by the atmosphere-won't you also go to my [-]th exam hell to supplement physics?
Mu Xuefeng moved faster than he could speak. With a few strokes of the oars, the boat soared out like an arrow off the string, breaking through two snow-white water waves. Seeing that it was getting closer and closer to the sea market .
Until stepping on the island, there is a solid touch under the feet, and Le Yuan is still in a trance.
It turned out to be true, an island suddenly popped out of the sea!
I was wrong, this cultivation world does not teach physics.
No sooner had they landed than a masked man in a broad cloak approached them, and instead of driving away the two uninvited visitors, he handed them two masks.
Simple in style, inlaid with fine crystals and the iridescent scales of some unknown fish.
Looking around, those who shuttled back and forth in the sea market and wandered leisurely were all wearing the same mask and cloak.
Mu Xuefeng took it and gave one to the cat.The mask automatically shrunk spiritually until it was small enough to fit on the cat's face.
... Although this outfit can only tell the height of the cat, isn't it as conspicuous as a firefly in the dark when a cat wearing a mask walks into the sea market?
Transforming into a human form, Le Yuan took the mask that had been sluggish for a moment and then enlarged again, and pressed it on his face.
Now that he has mastered a more advanced illusion technique, the foundation has also broken through the small bottleneck of the third layer, and he can maintain his human body for a longer period of time.
Mu Xuefeng also put on a mask.
In an instant, a layer of light and mist condensed and turned into a dark cloak that reached the ground, covering their clothes.
It seems that it is easy to get lost when you blend into the crowd like this.Without thinking too much, Le Yuan took Mu Xuefeng's hand, let's go, let's go shopping together.
Mu Xuefeng's hands were wider than his, with warm palms, and thin calluses on the long and slender fingers—it should have been caused by practicing knives, not by doing problems.When held by him, it seemed to stiffen uncomfortably for a moment, and then relaxed, allowing him to hold on.
They walked side by side in the middle of the street.
The lights are as bright as daylight, and on both sides of the street, various stalls sell thin silk that flows through the moonlight, round and plump pearls, shining gemstones, and jewelry made from coral shells.
The person who was walking towards him also wore a small mask on the baby in his arms, but a small powdered fish tail leaked out from under the cloak.
Could it be that this is a mirage where sharks gather?Le Yuan thought secretly.
He wasn't very interested in what he saw so far, but for some reason, Mu Xuefeng stopped and watched the bright lights of gold, silver and jewelry on a stall.
"Why, do you want to wear it?" Le Yuan asked with a smile, still holding his hand.
"I don't want to," Mu Xuefeng said in a cold voice, "I want to pile them up in the house, just take a look if you have nothing to do."
ah?What kind of nouveau riche hobby is this.
"Which one do you like, I'll buy it for you." There are more than 300 spirit stones in Leyuan's storage token, which are used for daily pocket money.Although you can't wrap up the whole stall with pride, you should have no problem buying one.
"No need," Mu Xuefeng pulled him away, "We'll wait until I have my own palace."
Ah, well, the palace?Do you mean the magic palace of the big devil?
Le Yuan was still muttering in his heart when he realized that something he was interested in finally appeared in front of him: a booth full of storybooks.
They are all thread-bound books with exquisite fine-grained paintings on the cover.After scanning the titles, Le Yuan flipped through a few books, tsk, novels in this world are still at a relatively early stage.
When I am free, I will write a few books to open their eyes, such as "The three-year period has come, welcome the return of the Dragon King", "Don't bully the young and poor, counterattack and beat the face to become a generation of demon king"...
They went to buy fried shrimp tails, pushed up the mask a little, and then consciously covered it after eating.
They stood outside the stage, listening to the mermaid singer singing a song with the voice of nature.
They went to the beach, and there were three round wooden targets standing in the shallow water, and if they hit the target three times in a row, they could take away the reward, which was a chubby little black dragon puppet.Le Yuan missed two of his three arrows, and handed the longbow to Mu Xuefeng. As soon as he pulled the bow, the arrow carried the pierced wooden target, flew far away, and crashed into the sea.
When he drew the bow again, the stall owner stopped him and stuffed the little dragon puppet into his hand involuntarily.
Then Le Yuan hugged the little black dragon, and continued to stroll around the sea market with Mu Xuefeng.
……
When Le Yuan woke up the next day, he was still in a daze.What happened last night was like a dream, full of unreal illusions.
Glancing at the thing on which his paws were resting, a little black dragon puppet, he realized, oh, it's not a dream.
He fell asleep with the little black dragon in his arms.Speaking of which, the senior brother of Yushoufeng seems to have mentioned that there are no real dragons in the world, and he has never seen "dragon" patterns in other places, but there are many on Yuren Island.
Cat's Claw touched the dragon's horn made of cotton cloth, and two round longan eyes made of red coral were staring at him, quite cute.
Strange, why did I feel like a dream last night?I can't even remember how I got back.
The little orange cat was lost in thought.
Could it be because the sea market of sharks is a scene that only appears in legends.It's a pity that I didn't take a tourist photo as a souvenir.
"Are you awake?" Mu Xuefeng walked into the room, holding two plates of breakfast brought by the servants.
"Meow meow!" Good morning!The little orange cat got up and moved to the dinner plate.
After breakfast, go to the fairy meeting venue.
Senior Sister Ji was already sitting in the spectator seats. When she saw the two of them coming, she waved her hand and smiled crookedly: "You two are here, did you play late last night? I woke up from my practice in the middle of the night and went out for a walk , I didn’t even see your boat at the pier.”
...It may be very late.In my impression, I have been visiting Haishi all the time.Walk from the street to the end of the street, eat something, drink something, and join in the excitement of performing arts.
Gossiping and casually touching roadside stalls.
I didn't buy many things, I didn't know what I was shopping, but I didn't feel tired.
I used to go shopping with my mother, and my mother was in this state. Le Yuan was half-tired after walking around for a day, but now I don't feel tired.It must be that after building the foundation, he has a lot of physical strength.
"Junior Brother Mu, here." Ji Yufu handed a jade slip to Mu Xuefeng, "You were not there last night, a fellow Taoist who came to visit Qinglian Sword Sect gave it to me and asked me to hand it over to you."
Qinglian Sword Sect?The little orange cat winced.Is it a gauntlet?Is it the kind of gauntlet written by a sword cultivator who only wants to be defeated?
Mu Xuefeng took the jade slip in his hand and injected a little spiritual power.
A faint white light came on, and a clear and bright voice came from the jade slip: "Mu Xuefeng, I'm here to fight!"
The little orange cat nodded, sure enough.
"But as long as you let me touch your pet cat, I can admit defeat directly. It will save trouble for both of us. How about this deal? Your cat is really well-raised, with smooth fur and clear eyes. I want to pinch its meat—"
The conversation came to an abrupt end, because Mu Xuefeng crushed the jade slip expressionlessly, and the crumbs fell from his palm.
Hiss, the little orange cat also leaned back.How could I hear a smell of lewd, wolf-crazy, and Han?
"I'm sorry, Junior Brother Mu, I didn't know he would say that." Ji Yufu said.
"It's okay, you can point him out to me, I accept this gauntlet."
"Huh?" Ji Yufu was slightly taken aback.After these two days, when the various sects have competed one after another, there must still be many disciples who feel that they have spare strength to submit the challenge letter. Is it so early to make a decision?
She glanced a few times in the spectator stands, and pointed to a person: "That's him."
Mu Xuefeng walked over, followed by the little orange cat.
"Little cat? Little cat!" The other party's eyes lit up, "Did you come to see me? Your hair is shining today, as bright as the morning sun!"
He has handsome eyebrows, wears a sky blue Taoist robe, carries a clear sword on his back, and is dressed as a standard swordsman, but his tone and expression are nothing like it.
Mu Xuefeng's face sank like water, and the little orange cat stared at dead fish eyes.
You pill, you pill.
"I accepted your gauntlet, see you in two days." Mu Xuefeng said coldly.
The author has something to say:
Based on the urgency of the ending text, there should be a beautiful merman princess appearing here, who later became the protagonist's confidante, but as a pure love author, I am too lazy to write it (is it fair to say)
I rented a boat on the small pier near the residence. According to the owner's guidance, I can circle the island for half a circle and enter the night market on Penglai Xiandao.
The boat swayed slowly and slipped into the sea waves.Mu Xuefeng took two strokes of the oars, and the boat rushed forward for a while, then gradually slowed down, and then he made another two strokes.
The little orange cat lay comfortably on the bow of the boat, blowing the sea breeze.Looking at the stars and lights on the shore from here is also very interesting.
After a while, Le Yuan saw a young man wearing a bamboo hat sitting on a black reef protruding from the sea in front of him.Put a bamboo basket by your side and hold a fishing rod in your hand.
When the boat was approaching, the man looked up and took the initiative to talk: "Little cat, do you want to eat fish?"
think!The little orange cat nodded.
"Hey, the hook is moving, I just have one here!" The other party laughed, and with a flick of the pole, he took the hooked fish off without even looking at it, and threw it into the boat with his hand.
With a "plop", it jumped on the deck, and the little orange cat looked down.
It has a white and tender face with baby fat, and there are shiny fish fins on the ears. The upper half is a human body, and the lower half is a fish tail, with a large eggshell that has not yet fallen off.
...Oh, it's the fat head fish.
The little mermaid who just broke its shell blinked, looked at the little orange cat, suddenly stretched out two short hands, and shouted in a childish voice, "Daddy, hug!"
Le Yuan was taken aback.After learning to speak spirit mantras, have you become this easy-to-father physique...
Seeing that the little orange cat didn't move, the little mermaid turned her face aggrievedly and looked at Mu Xuefeng.It seemed to hesitate for a moment, and found that it was also a male. It opened its mouth a few times before tentatively opening: "Mom?"
With a "whoosh", very quickly, the little mermaid was thrown back into the sea by Mu Xuefeng.
The fisherman was also paying attention to the movement on the boat. Seeing this, he smiled and said, "There are coral reefs under the water surface, where most sharks lay their eggs. It is not unusual to catch a baby shark."
While speaking, he lifted the bamboo hat that was pressed over his eyebrows. Under the moonlight, the transparent film around his cheeks reflected pearl-like light.
The little orange cat stared wide-eyed.
Turning around the rocky beach and paddling for a while, the little orange cat with its two front paws on the edge of the boat watching the sea suddenly found a brightly lit and bustling market on the originally empty sea in the distance.
Mirage?It was the first time in two lifetimes that I saw it with my own eyes.
"Meow!" Look at the owner!The little orange cat patted Mu Xuefeng's arm, and the cat's paw pointed there.
Mu Xuefeng glanced over and said, "Do you want to go for a walk?"
"Meow?" Owner, wake up, it's a mirage, a virtual image formed by the light reflected by the object and refracted by the atmosphere-won't you also go to my [-]th exam hell to supplement physics?
Mu Xuefeng moved faster than he could speak. With a few strokes of the oars, the boat soared out like an arrow off the string, breaking through two snow-white water waves. Seeing that it was getting closer and closer to the sea market .
Until stepping on the island, there is a solid touch under the feet, and Le Yuan is still in a trance.
It turned out to be true, an island suddenly popped out of the sea!
I was wrong, this cultivation world does not teach physics.
No sooner had they landed than a masked man in a broad cloak approached them, and instead of driving away the two uninvited visitors, he handed them two masks.
Simple in style, inlaid with fine crystals and the iridescent scales of some unknown fish.
Looking around, those who shuttled back and forth in the sea market and wandered leisurely were all wearing the same mask and cloak.
Mu Xuefeng took it and gave one to the cat.The mask automatically shrunk spiritually until it was small enough to fit on the cat's face.
... Although this outfit can only tell the height of the cat, isn't it as conspicuous as a firefly in the dark when a cat wearing a mask walks into the sea market?
Transforming into a human form, Le Yuan took the mask that had been sluggish for a moment and then enlarged again, and pressed it on his face.
Now that he has mastered a more advanced illusion technique, the foundation has also broken through the small bottleneck of the third layer, and he can maintain his human body for a longer period of time.
Mu Xuefeng also put on a mask.
In an instant, a layer of light and mist condensed and turned into a dark cloak that reached the ground, covering their clothes.
It seems that it is easy to get lost when you blend into the crowd like this.Without thinking too much, Le Yuan took Mu Xuefeng's hand, let's go, let's go shopping together.
Mu Xuefeng's hands were wider than his, with warm palms, and thin calluses on the long and slender fingers—it should have been caused by practicing knives, not by doing problems.When held by him, it seemed to stiffen uncomfortably for a moment, and then relaxed, allowing him to hold on.
They walked side by side in the middle of the street.
The lights are as bright as daylight, and on both sides of the street, various stalls sell thin silk that flows through the moonlight, round and plump pearls, shining gemstones, and jewelry made from coral shells.
The person who was walking towards him also wore a small mask on the baby in his arms, but a small powdered fish tail leaked out from under the cloak.
Could it be that this is a mirage where sharks gather?Le Yuan thought secretly.
He wasn't very interested in what he saw so far, but for some reason, Mu Xuefeng stopped and watched the bright lights of gold, silver and jewelry on a stall.
"Why, do you want to wear it?" Le Yuan asked with a smile, still holding his hand.
"I don't want to," Mu Xuefeng said in a cold voice, "I want to pile them up in the house, just take a look if you have nothing to do."
ah?What kind of nouveau riche hobby is this.
"Which one do you like, I'll buy it for you." There are more than 300 spirit stones in Leyuan's storage token, which are used for daily pocket money.Although you can't wrap up the whole stall with pride, you should have no problem buying one.
"No need," Mu Xuefeng pulled him away, "We'll wait until I have my own palace."
Ah, well, the palace?Do you mean the magic palace of the big devil?
Le Yuan was still muttering in his heart when he realized that something he was interested in finally appeared in front of him: a booth full of storybooks.
They are all thread-bound books with exquisite fine-grained paintings on the cover.After scanning the titles, Le Yuan flipped through a few books, tsk, novels in this world are still at a relatively early stage.
When I am free, I will write a few books to open their eyes, such as "The three-year period has come, welcome the return of the Dragon King", "Don't bully the young and poor, counterattack and beat the face to become a generation of demon king"...
They went to buy fried shrimp tails, pushed up the mask a little, and then consciously covered it after eating.
They stood outside the stage, listening to the mermaid singer singing a song with the voice of nature.
They went to the beach, and there were three round wooden targets standing in the shallow water, and if they hit the target three times in a row, they could take away the reward, which was a chubby little black dragon puppet.Le Yuan missed two of his three arrows, and handed the longbow to Mu Xuefeng. As soon as he pulled the bow, the arrow carried the pierced wooden target, flew far away, and crashed into the sea.
When he drew the bow again, the stall owner stopped him and stuffed the little dragon puppet into his hand involuntarily.
Then Le Yuan hugged the little black dragon, and continued to stroll around the sea market with Mu Xuefeng.
……
When Le Yuan woke up the next day, he was still in a daze.What happened last night was like a dream, full of unreal illusions.
Glancing at the thing on which his paws were resting, a little black dragon puppet, he realized, oh, it's not a dream.
He fell asleep with the little black dragon in his arms.Speaking of which, the senior brother of Yushoufeng seems to have mentioned that there are no real dragons in the world, and he has never seen "dragon" patterns in other places, but there are many on Yuren Island.
Cat's Claw touched the dragon's horn made of cotton cloth, and two round longan eyes made of red coral were staring at him, quite cute.
Strange, why did I feel like a dream last night?I can't even remember how I got back.
The little orange cat was lost in thought.
Could it be because the sea market of sharks is a scene that only appears in legends.It's a pity that I didn't take a tourist photo as a souvenir.
"Are you awake?" Mu Xuefeng walked into the room, holding two plates of breakfast brought by the servants.
"Meow meow!" Good morning!The little orange cat got up and moved to the dinner plate.
After breakfast, go to the fairy meeting venue.
Senior Sister Ji was already sitting in the spectator seats. When she saw the two of them coming, she waved her hand and smiled crookedly: "You two are here, did you play late last night? I woke up from my practice in the middle of the night and went out for a walk , I didn’t even see your boat at the pier.”
...It may be very late.In my impression, I have been visiting Haishi all the time.Walk from the street to the end of the street, eat something, drink something, and join in the excitement of performing arts.
Gossiping and casually touching roadside stalls.
I didn't buy many things, I didn't know what I was shopping, but I didn't feel tired.
I used to go shopping with my mother, and my mother was in this state. Le Yuan was half-tired after walking around for a day, but now I don't feel tired.It must be that after building the foundation, he has a lot of physical strength.
"Junior Brother Mu, here." Ji Yufu handed a jade slip to Mu Xuefeng, "You were not there last night, a fellow Taoist who came to visit Qinglian Sword Sect gave it to me and asked me to hand it over to you."
Qinglian Sword Sect?The little orange cat winced.Is it a gauntlet?Is it the kind of gauntlet written by a sword cultivator who only wants to be defeated?
Mu Xuefeng took the jade slip in his hand and injected a little spiritual power.
A faint white light came on, and a clear and bright voice came from the jade slip: "Mu Xuefeng, I'm here to fight!"
The little orange cat nodded, sure enough.
"But as long as you let me touch your pet cat, I can admit defeat directly. It will save trouble for both of us. How about this deal? Your cat is really well-raised, with smooth fur and clear eyes. I want to pinch its meat—"
The conversation came to an abrupt end, because Mu Xuefeng crushed the jade slip expressionlessly, and the crumbs fell from his palm.
Hiss, the little orange cat also leaned back.How could I hear a smell of lewd, wolf-crazy, and Han?
"I'm sorry, Junior Brother Mu, I didn't know he would say that." Ji Yufu said.
"It's okay, you can point him out to me, I accept this gauntlet."
"Huh?" Ji Yufu was slightly taken aback.After these two days, when the various sects have competed one after another, there must still be many disciples who feel that they have spare strength to submit the challenge letter. Is it so early to make a decision?
She glanced a few times in the spectator stands, and pointed to a person: "That's him."
Mu Xuefeng walked over, followed by the little orange cat.
"Little cat? Little cat!" The other party's eyes lit up, "Did you come to see me? Your hair is shining today, as bright as the morning sun!"
He has handsome eyebrows, wears a sky blue Taoist robe, carries a clear sword on his back, and is dressed as a standard swordsman, but his tone and expression are nothing like it.
Mu Xuefeng's face sank like water, and the little orange cat stared at dead fish eyes.
You pill, you pill.
"I accepted your gauntlet, see you in two days." Mu Xuefeng said coldly.
The author has something to say:
Based on the urgency of the ending text, there should be a beautiful merman princess appearing here, who later became the protagonist's confidante, but as a pure love author, I am too lazy to write it (is it fair to say)
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