The cat who wears Jackie Chan

When returning to Banlianju after class, before Mu Xuefeng came back, Le Yuan turned into a human body and began to practice his spells.

Facing the black turtle with a small head floating out of the pond when he saw him: "Just call me dad."

The little black turtle murmured and made a clucking sound, and it was the first time that Le Yuan knew that turtles could also bark.

Could it be that he is really calling Dad in turtle language?

Facing the potted pitcher plant placed on the desk as a lamp: "Just call me Dad."

The blue-lit pitchers of the pitcher plant hung down shyly and flickered once.

To the ants on the ground, the weeds on the roadside, and the birds on the branches: "Just call Dad."

Ants shake their tentacles, weeds sway without wind, and birds chirp.

Before Mu Xuefeng came back from practicing swordsmanship, Le Yuan had already asked the nearby flowers, plants, turtles and bugs to call him father.

...Although there is a language barrier, there is more or less a response. It should be called.

Of course, Mu Xuefeng would not try it.Cats are awesome!

In the following days, the owner was busy practicing swords and preparing for the battle, and the little orange cat was also very busy, very busy.

After finishing the mind-law class once every ten days, I will spend the rest of the time practicing with Master Luo.

After school, I have to practice new moves, and when I am tired, I will practice the mantra again.

The little black turtle and nepenthes in the family may already be familiar with it when they are called daddy.Except for the stone that hasn't opened its mouth yet, and the owner who didn't dare to beep, none of the remaining living creatures can escape.

——How did I have a hundred and eighty sons when I was young and single?

— Just call him dad.

Even at night, the little orange cat, accompanied by the silver bell, breathed out the moonlight and practiced unremittingly.

Since the establishment of the foundation, he has quietly broken through two or three layers of bottlenecks.However, before Ningmai, there is a small realm of nine levels, and then there is Jindan, and it is useless to catch up with Mu Xuefeng in a short time.

In the midst of being busy, time is running fast, and it will be late July in a flash.

I didn't pack much, anyway, my belongings were basically stored in the magic weapon of storage. Early in the morning, one person and one cat came to the starting point, Bagua Square.

There were four other people in the same company, standing here and there, no one greeted them.A Taoist master who leads the team, a disciple who is in charge of foreign affairs and miscellaneous affairs, and two will also represent the Taoist school in the battle.

After waiting for a while, the sky suddenly darkened.The giant golden whale covering the sky slowly landed on the square.A door opened on the belly of the whale with a certain metallic luster, revealing the huge space inside.

This is the airship, right?Squatting on the owner's shoulder and stepping into the "Giant Whale", the little orange cat looked around curiously.

There is a dining room, a living room, and a sun room with lush flowers and plants.Along the corridor are several rooms, each with its own bedroom.The layout is not so luxurious, but it is also clean and tidy.It is quite comfortable to live in it for a few days.

It is said that it will take five or six days just to go to Penglai.

With a shock under his feet, the giant whale floated into the air and flew towards Penglai Xiandao, which is far away in the East China Sea.

There were no accidents along the way, and after five days, everyone came to Nan'an City smoothly.This is the closest city to Penglai.

They got off the airship in mid-air and landed in the city with the wind.The extremely ostentatious golden giant whale was shrunk into a small palm-sized whale by Master Min of the Taoist monastery, and put it into the storage ring.

First stay overnight in Nan'an City to wash away the dust, and then go to visit the Penglai Sect tomorrow.

Having said that, while it was still early, after registering their names in the inn, four of the five people ran away immediately.

Let the wind go!

It's time to eat and drink, and there are even sword idiots who are itchy because they can't touch the sword for a few days, so they go to find a place to practice swords.

Mu Xuefeng and Le Yuan were also among those who ran away.

Meow meow meow, I have to find a place to buy food first, preferably a food street, where I can eat all the way along the street.

Mu Xuefeng also had the same thought.It didn't take long for them to find the busiest market. The owner bought a barbecue, and the west bought shortbread, and they were happy.

When sitting down to eat a plate of fish cakes at the open-air seat, the little orange cat's ears pricked up, and he heard the chatter at the next table: "Have you ever eaten fish cakes from Aunt Li's house in Changle Village? People from all over the world come to her Buy it! I ate it last time, and I still remember it until now." The man poked the dish in front of him with his chopsticks in distaste, "The fish cakes in this store can only be used as swill to feed pigs."

One person and one cat eating fish cakes: ...

I don't think it's that bad, I'm as picky as a pig?The little orange cat stared at the dead fish, and the fish cakes were no longer tasty.

"Where is the Changle Village you mentioned?" Mu Xuefeng asked suddenly.

Changle Village is a small fishing village under the rule of Nan'an City, and it takes a day for a horse-drawn carriage to go back and forth.

What is troublesome for ordinary people is very easy for them.Walk against the wind, but the time will come after a stick of incense.

Standing under the clouds and looking at the blue sea, the village is surrounded by solid iron fences on three sides, and towering arrow towers are built at intervals.

On the side facing the sea, there are several piers extending into the sea, and wooden boats of all sizes are moored beside the piers.

It seems to be different from the small fishing village I imagined, Le Yuan thought.Where are my fish cakes?Fish cakes!Fish cakes!

The little orange cat flicked its tail expectantly.

Flying with the cat in the village, Mu Xuefeng asked an idle man who was sitting on the threshold basking in the sunset: "Where is Aunt Li who sells fish cakes?"

"Aunt Li?" The idle man was stunned for a moment, opened his mouth wide, and then came to his senses, pointing in a direction and said, "That, over there, I will take you there." While talking, he got up and patted his butt Hui, leading the way, is quite enthusiastic.

There are no regular roads in the village, and the earthen houses covered with banana leaves are built randomly, and the small alleys passing through them are also winding.

After walking for a while, the idle man said, "Here we are."

arrive?What about fish cakes?Not even smelling the fragrance, the little orange cat looked suspiciously.

In front of him is a wine shop, a group of shirtless men with tattoos are eating grilled fish, drinking heavily, talking and laughing loudly.As a foodie, the little orange cat can smell it as soon as it smells it. It's just a rough grilled fish sprinkled with salt, and some are even burnt. The cat is not interested.

Mu Xuefeng also frowned.

I saw the enthusiastic leader, turned into an afterimage, slipped behind the big man in the wine shop, pointed at a person and a cat, and said flatteringly: "Boss, here is a fat sheep delivered to your door!"

The noise suddenly fell silent, and several wolf-like gazes looked over.

Ah this.

The tip of the little orange cat's tail flicked.

Anyway, they seem to have come to the wrong place.But it's all here, so we have to do something, right?

Such as taking pictures, eating, beating people and so on, the items that cannot be realized can be crossed out.

The bandits headed by them seemed to be in the realm of foundation building, no wonder they dared to attack Mu Xuefeng, who was clearly cultivated.However, the realm of foundation building is equivalent to being useless.

After a while, the pirates lay down on the ground staggered here and there, and howls like slaughtering pigs could be heard throughout the village.

It's just a broken limb, no ultimate move.Cultivators who kill mortals are especially punished by heaven.

"Hey, wait." The weight of the little orange cat on the shoulder suddenly turned into a hand on the shoulder.Le Yuan, who turned into a human form, smiled and said to his good brother: "This is a good opportunity, let me practice!"

He was caught off guard every time.

Just no hello.

Le Yuan, who looked like a boy, lowered his head to look at the pirate boss who was holding his severed hand and groaning on the ground.The smile on his face made the boss of the pirate feel trembling, and said in a trembling voice, "What do you want to let me go? I can hand over the gold—"

His begging for mercy was cut short.

"Just call Dad."

"Father?" The pirate boss didn't even hesitate, and moved his mouth first.

Oh, it's really useful.The two orange cat ears leaking from the thick black hair trembled happily.

In the past, Leyuan used it on Cordyceps, and he didn't have the nerve to harm the students in the Taoist school. Now he can take the opportunity to practice hard on humans.Practice more, and when you break through to Congealing Pulse, you will be able to master a more powerful spell.

Mu Xuefeng looked at him in astonishment.

"Speaking mantra, speaking spirit." Le Yuan explained.

"Father, daddy, daddy." This time without using the magic spell, the pirate boss yelled several times, with a fawning expression on his face, "I called before, can dad let me go?" This unfilial son?"

Before the words finished, Le Yuan had already walked away to recognize the next son.The one who responded was the cold-faced Mu Xuefeng, who kicked him hard again.The pirate boss rolled his eyes and passed out immediately.

In addition to the group that drank and ate grilled fish in the wine shop, there were also many pirates scattered in the stockade and on the pier.

Le Yuan walked all the way, and the sound of "Father" rang all the way.Those who hid in the house, hid under the bed, and shivered in the straw stacks were all pulled out, beaten up, and called Dad again.

Later, those pirates couldn't hide anymore. When they saw the two from a distance, their knees softened, and they knelt down and called Dad.

Tsk, Le Yuan is dissatisfied.I haven't used the spirit spell yet, what's your name?

I am a pure young boy, how can I look like your father?

This pirate stockade occupies quite a large area.Before they knew it, they came to the shack area in the corner of the bandit village, next to the salt field near the sea.A few guard-looking pirates with leather whips around their waists seemed to be supervising the work in the saltworks.Seeing the two people coming, they all kowtowed tremblingly and begged for mercy.

The rest are ragged and disheveled people working in the salt field, including some old and young women and children.Unlike pirates, are they ordinary people who were taken captive?

Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!

Without more beeps, several guards were interrupted, and they called daddy from the bottom of their hearts.Not even one who was sleeping in the shed to death was spared.The sound of bone cracking and screams mixed together.

Turning to look at the workers gathered in the saltworks, Le Yuan was about to say something.

Unexpectedly, when they met their gazes, those people knelt down in unison, more fearful than when they faced the vicious pirate guards, the voices of men, women, old and children reverberated, and cried out in disorder: "Father!!"

hiss.

Seeing the terrified appearance of these common people, a ridiculous thought emerged in Le Yuan's mind.

I don't read much. Is this what the righteous protagonist of fantasy novels looks like?

Is there a possibility, just a possibility-me and the owner are actually villains?

"Don't be afraid, we are here to rescue you," Le Yuan smiled at the crowd in relief, and glanced at Mu Xuefeng, who had just broken his face a few seconds ago—as if he changed into a human form every time. At that time, he was not very happy, and patted his good brother on the shoulder, "Don't look at him as a bit fierce, but he is actually a good person. The sages have said that people who can raise small animals are very caring, right?"

Before he finished speaking, Le Yuan turned back into a little orange cat and jumped onto Mu Xuefeng's shoulder.In order to prove his words, he even rubbed the cat's head against the neck of Zhuguo Lu to show his intimacy.Mu Xuefeng looked pale, but the cat didn't notice it.

When I turned into a human body, I couldn't hide my two orange cat ears. I was obviously a cat demon. It's not surprising that I turned into an orange cat all of a sudden.

But the way everyone looked at him seemed to become even more strange.

There were murmurs of deliberation in the crowd, and no one dared to speak up yet.

Mu Xuefeng raised his hand, and several cold lights flew away.In the exclamation, the iron chains tied to the ankles of several people were torn apart.

"You can do it yourself."

He didn't bother to take care of the rest of the trivial matters.The pirates all lost their hands and feet, unable to turn over the storm.Whether to be killed or cut, or to be handed over to the government, these ordinary people decide for themselves.

After some delay, they asked the group of people where Changle Village was, and they started on their way again.

Arrived before nightfall and bought the last pot of hot fish cakes.

After tasting it, the little orange cat's eyes lit up and he ate it up.

Really delicious, worth the trip.The fish cakes from that family in Nan'an City should really go into the swill bucket!

After a full meal, I went back home.Stepping into the lobby of the inn, I saw Senior Sister Ji who was traveling with me beckoning to the two of them: "Junior Brother Mu, Junior Brother Mao, are you back? Come and taste this tung flower ball. I heard that it was delicious, so I went to Li Town to buy it." coming."

Is Li Town a town near Nan'an City?

He is also a master who has great mobility and can fly dozens of miles just to stutter.

Sister Ji handed over Tonghua balls, two oiled paper bags, and the cat also got a share.

"Thank you." "Meow!"

"You're welcome." Senior Sister Ji smiled, as kind as a spring breeze.

She is in charge of external affairs in this group, so she can be regarded as slick in all directions.

Having been together day and night in the airship for a few days, Le Yuan has already discovered that from top to bottom in the team, including the master Min from the Taoist monastery, they are all crazy swordsmen, autistic and fearful.

Although Mu Xuefeng is neither autistic nor socially phobic, he is arrogant and never knows how to write the word humility, plus a little orange cat who can only meow, on earth, it is really a bunch of problems child.On many occasions, she really needs to come forward.

Holding oiled paper bags, one person and one cat were planning to go upstairs to rest, when they heard a commotion outside.

"Brother Meng?!"

It was Senior Sister Ji's voice of astonishment, even panic.

Looking back, I saw four handymen in green clothes carrying a stretcher into the inn, and on the stretcher lay Senior Brother Meng who had gone out to practice swords earlier.

His eyes were closed and his face was pale.

"He and I took a fancy to a secluded open space at the same time. Whoever wins will practice swords there. He lost."

Casually and with a smile on his words, the speaker then came and walked calmly across the threshold of the inn.

He looked like a young man with a weak crown, and his clothes were not very gorgeous, but his gestures exuded extravagance.

"What happened?"

Master Min's figure flashed in the lobby, his face as cold as ice.Far superior to the coercion of Jindan, it overflowed like a cold wave.

"It's just a fair competition. If he wakes up, he will say the same. Master Pihuo won't want to bully the small with the big, right?" Noise, and no fear.

Master Min snorted coldly, but did not move.

The man immediately raised his eyes and looked at Mu Xuefeng in front of the stairs: "You are the Mu Xuefeng who defeated Yuan Mozhu? Next, Zixiaozong Han Qing. I will wait for you to fight in two days."

"Then just wash your knees and wait," Mu Xuefeng sneered, he never played up his words, "You will use it."

The little orange cat also glared.

Definitely let you use it!

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