The cat who wears Jackie Chan

Mu Xuefeng went to find a place to practice swords, and the little orange cat went back to Banlianju alone, nestled on the bed, and played with the newly acquired magic sound horn.

Although he doesn't know the magic sound method, and he doesn't know how to speak spiritual skills, he can only play around casually, and he really found some clues for him.

When Mu Xuefeng came back after practicing the saber, the little orange cat meowed at him twice, signaling him to look at him, and then with a thought, the horn of the magic sound flew up and hovered near the cat's mouth.

Then it grows, grows, becomes twice the size of the whole cat.The bigger the horn, the more powerful it is!

Symbolically, he blew a breath towards the horn, and the magic sound horn began to automatically play the voice pre-filled by the music source: "The guy on the other side, we can crush you with one hand, don't be dying, put down the magic weapon quickly Beg for mercy, or your whole family will be raped!!"

The cat form can only meow meow, this sentence was said by Le Yuan who used illusion to temporarily change back to the human body.

How about it?Before fighting, talk first, play a paragraph to the opponent, and build up your momentum first!

Looking at the round eyes of the little orange cat, Biyingying, Mu Xuefeng fell silent for a moment, and then said, "Sounds like a gangster."

hiss.The little orange cat played it again in disbelief. After listening to it, the more I listened, the more I realized... It seemed that what the owner said had some truth.

Really like fish.

Owner, you, a native of the comprehension world who has never been poisoned by Dian Dian's web articles, can complain so accurately, it's terrifying!

The matter of the horn was just a small episode. The next day, the senior swordsman Yuan Mozhu sent a battle invitation, setting the venue and date for the fight.

In the middle, there was another mental method class - still meditating and visualizing like the first class, the day of the duel will come soon.

At that time, the sky was clear and rainless, and the sun was in the sky.

Flying side by side to the empty back mountain, Mu Xuefeng said to the little orange cat: "You stay here."

"Meow." The little orange cat drooped its ears.He wants to go too, he wants to help!

"Without a suitable self-defense weapon, I will not take you there."

"Meow meow." I know, I won't drag you down, Wuwu, you have to work hard.

The little orange cat with the bamboo dragonfly on its back was still twirling, stretched out its front legs, and patted the good brother's arm.

Mu Xuefeng didn't say anything else, just nodded slightly towards the cat, and the air rose under his feet, and he flew towards the sky.His figure disappeared in an instant.

Wait here, even if the duel starts, you won't be able to see anything...

The little orange cat raised its head, the glare of the sun made the cat's pupils form a thin line.I really want to know what's going on in the clouds, damn it, why am I such a rookie that I can't even stand on the sidelines!

Just when the cat was licking its fur in anger, a loud and clear voice blessed with spells spread throughout the Juntian Dao Temple, echoing among all the peaks.

"Everyone who wants to watch the fighting with their own eyes, you can come and sit in front of the dining hall! There is tea and wine, and snacks are enough!"

What?The little orange cat was shocked.It sounds a bit like that annoying He Zijin's voice, but if you can see the duel, you have to try it.

"Buzzing buzzing", flying to the peak where the dining hall is, the little orange cat was startled.

It's not time for dinner, the dining hall door is closed, but the wide open space at the door is neatly filled with tables and chairs.

In front of all the tables and chairs is a huge square water mirror that looks like water flowing on it.

The mirror surface is filled with clouds and mist, but the mist is gradually dissipating, and a certain picture is vaguely reflected.He Zijin, who made this arrangement, was still urging the incantations by the water mirror, sending azure blue crystal "water birds" high into the sky.It seems that wherever the "waterfowl" sees, it will be presented on the water mirror.

Is this a drone live broadcast?Le Yuan was lost in thought.

Seeing that He Zijin wasted so much effort and worked so hard, it was definitely not a good idea.

"Sister Fangshu, today I'll let you take a closer look at how ugly that Mu Xuefeng was after he uttered wild words. A person like him deserves to be kept in your Lin family's heart?" Coincidentally, He Zi Jin was talking to Lin Fangshu who was sitting in the auditorium.

Gee, sure enough.

The little orange cat couldn't stay any longer, but he had to watch the duel.Should I stop hiding away and rely on my good eyesight to rub against each other?

Mao Mao just thought about it, when Lin Fangshu, who was as cold as a white peony, looked at him, and said calmly, "You can come and sit."

Le Yuan didn't know her well, not at all, and because he suspected that she was the heroine, there must be a lot of trouble around her, so he tried to avoid contact with her as much as possible.But Le Yuan didn't detect any malice from her.

The little orange cat hesitated.Just as he was about to move, his body rose into the air, and someone picked up the cat and ran away.

Meow? ?

Li Xuan, the repeating senior who suddenly appeared, walked towards the last row with the cat in his arms, and said with a smile, "Junior Yuan, come and sit with me."

... I don't mind sitting next to you, it's definitely more comfortable than sitting with classmate Lin, but what are you doing touching the cat!Are you not afraid that the owner will come back and blow your dog's head off?

The little orange cat staring at dead fish eyes was placed on the table.

Li Xuan sat down, next to the little old man Master Wu, even Master Wu came to join in the fun.

Master Wu glanced at the cat and didn't say anything. The little orange cat could only secretly rejoice that he didn't understand the language and he didn't have a long mouth, otherwise he would have thrown over a dozen scriptural questions.

The sparse venue quickly became full of seats.Every person who came, greeted Master Wu first.As a disciple, you may not know many masters in the Taoist monastery, but everyone has to take the first sutra class after entering the Taoist monastery.

After saying hello, they often glance at the cat again.

The cat was Mu Xuefeng's spiritual pet, and everyone who came to watch the battle knew it.

The little orange cat raised its head and looked back stubbornly.Hmph, how many of them are planning to see the owner's joke?The owner and I are both lucky and prosperous. Even if the owner said that there is only [-]% certainty, I will definitely teach you a lesson today.Let you know, Long Aotian, don't be bullied!

There was a lot of noise in front of the dining hall, and the scene in the high sky with flying clouds was clearly presented in the water mirror.

Haven't made a move yet, stepping on the clouds, facing each other from a distance.

One is Mu Xuefeng, dressed in black, standing tall, with a cold and arrogant expression.

The other is Yuan Mozhu, with white clothes and white hair, like snow on a pine.

Their sharp gazes collided, looking for an opportunity to make a move.

The screen moved!Mu Xuefeng took the lead.The long sword of the falling golden lotus flew away like lightning.

Yuan Mozhu's pine-patterned ancient sword immediately greeted him.

It was only the first time to test the confrontation, and the water mirror trembled for a moment. It seemed that some "drone" was destroyed by the aftermath, but fortunately, it was quickly replaced by others.

One divided into two, two divided into four, and then transformed into infinity, the vertical and horizontal afterimages of swords covered the mirror surface in an instant, and it was almost impossible to distinguish the human figure.

When the afterimage dissipated, I saw Mu Xuefeng covering his left arm, with bright red blood flowing from between his fingers.

The little orange cat's heart tightened, and the next moment, he heard Mu Xuefeng's voice coming through the water mirror from afar: "I was only [-]% sure before this battle."

There was a loud inhalation sound from the spectator seats, as if it was the egg-selling senior who bet one hundred spirit stones, he must not be blindfolded by greed, and he didn't even ask about the comparison of strength before placing the bet.

"But now, I already know your depth, I have - [-]%!" Mu Xuefeng was laughing, before she finished speaking, the saber qi roared wildly.

Gangfeng was torn apart, and the sea of ​​clouds was shredded.

"You can try!" Yuan Mozhu was really angry.The cold light on the Song Wen ancient sword suddenly rose sharply.

The clash of swords and swords shook the heavens.

"Fifty percent!"

Blood rains every now and then, and the shadow of a knife turns into a rainbow.

"Sixty percent!"

The churning sea of ​​clouds was dyed blood red, and the sky was empty and high, turning into a purgatory.

The little orange cat was originally squatting on the table, but gradually stood up on all fours, leaned forward, and opened its eyes wide, wishing it could get into the water mirror.

The discussion in the field also subsided, and everyone held their breaths, only Master Wu was muttering in their ears, hearing sporadic "fighting at the entrance of the village", "no demeanor", "one generation is not as good as one generation".

Another clash of swords and waves stirred up the sky, and the picture on the water mirror disappeared abruptly.

The whole place went crazy!

As if seeing the most exciting place, suddenly the wifi dropped and the screen turned in circles!

He Zijin, who maintains the magic weapon water mirror, has a face that turns green and pale. He has already realized that things are not going as he expected. Calling everyone, I am afraid that Mu Xuefeng will not make a fool of himself in front of everyone——

But he was stuck.Many urging eyes were cast on him, and even Lin Fangshu looked at him dissatisfied.

If he dared to pick someone up, he would be torn apart by these Taoist disciples immediately!

"I'm cultivating, I'm cultivating." He Zijin reluctantly said, he activated the spell and sent newborn blue "water birds" into the sky.After more than ten breaths, the picture on the water mirror finally recovered.

It was heading in the direction of Mu Xuefeng.

I don't know what they missed, Mu Xuefeng pointed at Yuan Mozhu, his pupils seemed to reflect a sea of ​​blood, and the black hair scattered due to the broken hairband fluttered in the wind, laughing wildly: "Within ten strokes , Give me a defeat!"

There was an uproar.The little orange cat's hair is all blown up, the good brother is so handsome!

Long Aotian, it should be so!

In the noisy scene, only Master Wu seemed to snort heavily, "I have read the Tao Te Ching into the dog's stomach!"

In Master Wu's comment, Mu Xuefeng in the water mirror slashed a shocking blow.

The author has something to say:

From He Zijin's point of view, this should be a serious live broadcast accident, right? In terms of pretending, Long Aotian really knows a little better, eight characters are no bigger than Mao Mao's dozens of characters (.)