The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"Meow?" Who is so nasty, disturbing people's dreams early in the morning - the little orange cat rubbed its eyes with its paws, still confused, not knowing where it was.The feeling of weightlessness suddenly penetrated his body, and he was thrown out by an invisible force.In the slightly widened cat's eyes, the bed board was getting closer and closer, and the cat hit the bed face down.

It's the bed in my bedroom.

Wait a minute, so I was sleeping in...the examination room?Has this kind of achievement been achieved after time travelling?

"Going to mark the paper for the teacher, you bastards who dare to sleep in the examination room, do it for yourself."

A voice sounded beside his ear, and Master Wu left without even showing his face.

The owner was thrown out with the cat.His brows and eyes were full of impatience to be woken up, and his face was still a little sickly pale. He looked down at the little orange cat beside him, and closed his eyes again.

Well, the owner still looks weak, and I also feel hollowed out.The illusion of turning into a human form really can't be used for too long.

The little orange cat lay beside its owner, hugged its tail, and continued to sleep back into the cage.

I slept until the afternoon, and the man and the cat woke up one after another.Even though he woke up, he lay on the bed and didn't want to move.

"Both junior brothers, are you there?" Not long after, someone came to visit and shouted loudly while still at the gate of Banlianju.The voice is laughing, it sounds like the senior who repeated the grade with the salted fish on his head?

No one answered, the senior entered the door by himself, and walked up the stairs to the second floor.The bedroom door was left open, and he came in with a red lacquered food box in his hand.

"Master Wu said that it was inconvenient for you two to live in daily life, so he sent me to deliver the meals." He put down the food box by the bed and lifted the lid, talking to himself.There are vegetables, rice, soup, and a plate of dried fish fried until golden, all steaming hot.

Taking a breath of aroma, the cat is hungry.

Unexpectedly, Master Wu, who bites one bastard, is quite caring.But why did you send the senior to come here? Do you know Master Wu that well? You are not even considered his favorite student, you are simply his worst student!

——If you don't pass the assessment this time, the owner and I will repeat the same grade as you, Wuwu.

"Thank you." Mu Xuefeng was quite polite, but her voice was calm.

"You're welcome, just stay here after eating, I'll clean it up tomorrow." The senior squinted his eyes and smiled, and turned to the little orange cat lying on the side of the bed, "Oh, Junior Brother Cat, I specially brought you a fried dish. Xiaoyu, how should I repay me? Come, let senior brother touch it."

He is a practical man, and when the words come, he stretches out his hands and reaches for the fluffy cat's head.

Then it was blocked by Mu Xuefeng who was in the middle.

"You can't touch Yuanyuan." The owner said coldly, blocking his hand with his forearm.

"Yuanyuan?" the senior asked in a daze, "I heard that Junior Brother Mao hasn't chosen a name yet?"

"I just took it."

Meow?The little orange cat stared at the dead fish.Brother, when did you name me? Are you my real father?

"Don't be so stingy, you won't lose your hair if you touch it, right?" the senior said, and retracted his hand with a smile.He seemed to give up, but suddenly a big golden handprint condensed in the air, appearing on top of the little orange cat, with the palm facing down, he slapped the cat.

Almost at the same time, a cold light suddenly appeared, turning into the phantom of a knife, and slashed towards the Mahamudra in a flash.The cold light on the blade was reflected in Mu Xuefeng's eyes.

The two breaths collided, and the golden handprint was instantly annihilated in the soft piercing sound of the air being torn apart, and the shadow of the knife also dissipated afterward.Mu Xuefeng let out a muffled snort, a trace of pain appeared between his brows, his body hadn't recovered yet.

The little orange cat stared blankly.It's just licking cats, are you two playing so big?

It can be seen that cats are very popular.You guys are playing for tonic, and you are going to play in the dance studio-you get goosebumps.

"Forget it, don't bother junior brother, you are recovering from illness," the senior showed a serious apology on his unserious face, "Let me go."

"No delivery."

"Meow?" After the senior left, the little orange cat looked at Mu Xuefeng and called a few times.Don't be brave, brother, it's okay for me to be touched twice, you are okay.

"I'm fine." The owner is still at the tenth level of cat language, and still never says he can't do it.

After a while, the senior came back again.He left a porcelain bottle on the low cabinet next to the bed: "I almost forgot, Master Wu ordered me to bring this bottle of Liqi Pill to my junior brother. I take one pill a day, and I can eat it as jelly beans when I'm sick."

"Thanks." Mu Xuefeng put the medicine bottle into the storage ring, not intending to take it.

At that time, one person and one cat had already finished their meal, and the senior packed away the empty bowls.This time he walked cleanly and did not reappear suddenly.

Eat and drink enough, don't want to get out of bed.

Until the sunset glowed and the moonlight poured down, Le Yuan lay lazily on the bed.After the spiritual power was completely drained by the illusion, his whole body became limp.

However, it seems that there are pros and cons to everything.The invisible and intangible "bottle" containing spiritual power in the body is re-storing water, the accumulation speed is faster than before, and the capacity is slightly expanded.

Bathed in the moonlight, the body breathes and breathes on its own, and Le Yuan falls asleep.

Early the next morning, Le Yuan first felt hungry, so hungry that he could eat a cow, and then found himself full of energy and spiritual power.

Meow ha ha, the cat is resurrected!

He looked at the owner again.

Mu Xuefeng seemed to have amazing resilience and improved a lot.I was still half sick yesterday, but I can get up today.

Because he refused the senior to come to deliver the meal—he said his name was Li Xuan before leaving, so the little orange cat squatted on the owner's shoulder and went to the dining hall together.

The table next door was chatting about tomorrow's Fairy Fate Conference, Le Yuan listened while eating fried fish, but didn't understand.After dinner, when I returned to Banlianju, a big bird with a body like a crane and azure plumage was waiting at the door.Seeing the two of them coming back, he handed the scroll in his mouth to Mu Xuefeng, and then flew away.

Mu Xuefeng unfolded the scroll, and the little orange cat looked down. It was the introduction manual for the Fairy Fate Conference at the Bagua Square tomorrow.

Isn't this... the Club Recruitment Conference?

Together with the owner, they came to the Bagua square of the Taoist temple as scheduled in the morning, and the little orange cat was lost.

Could it be that God saw that he was pitiful, and passed away from a terminal illness after the college entrance examination, so he arranged for him a chance to go back to college in the cultivation world?

Although the Daoist Academy is held every ten years and only accepts ten people, there are quite a lot of people in the square and it is very lively.There are many unfamiliar faces, they should be seniors and sisters from previous sessions.

There was a crowd of people not far in front, and the little orange cat stretched its neck to see that it was Danfang's booth.They are recruiting disciples who are interested in learning alchemy, and at the same time selling a batch of medicines that have been released recently.Listening to the yelling sounds, they are all pills that are beneficial to practice.

In the crowd of people rushing to buy, Le Yuan also saw Liang Shijing who had lost his dominant hand. I'm afraid this guy's cultivation base is not all piled up with pills.

Mu Xuefeng walked over without even bothering to look any further. It seemed that he never practiced with the help of pills.

Next door is a medicine garden where spiritual herbs are grown, and senior Wen Run, who is acting as a facade, is patiently answering questions.They also brought out some newly cultivated spiritual plants, and sold them in fresh porcelain pots.Le Yuan sighed deeply in his heart, this Cultivation Academy is quite full of life.

Looking around, on those delicate or elegant flowers and plants, there is a layer of spiritual light that plants on the earth will never have. The halo expands and contracts rhythmically like breathing.The little orange cat looked fascinated.

Mu Xuefeng walked over, and the senior sister who sold potted plants asked, "Which pot do you want, Junior Brother?"

"This one, I bought it to catch flies." Mu Xuefeng pointed.It was a large pot of Nepenthes, and the pitchers were like small lanterns, emitting a faint blue light, which was really pretty.

"Ten spirit stones," the senior sister said with a smile while collecting the spirit stones, "flies? Our Taoist monastery is located in a blessed place, will there be flies?"

"Yes." Mu Xuefeng said decisively.

Hey, the little orange cat is alert, why are you looking at me, you seem to be still laughing, do you mean something?

Putting the purchased pitcher plants into the storage ring, they went shopping.

The next one is the stall of the Refining Hall.The simple iron frame is filled with all kinds of magic weapons, and the sword weapons are the most.The owner and the cat looked around again with great interest, just looking at it, enjoying the eyesight, not buying it, and not being able to afford it.

Big Brother Refiner's eyes lit up when he saw Mu Xuefeng: "You are the junior brother Mu who recently joined Master Yun's sect, right? I've heard about your performance on the ladder, and you can't even breathe when you go straight up to the third thousand steps! With you The physique is the most suitable forging tool, how about it, do you want to tailor a magic weapon for yourself?"

The little orange cat looked over.Others have fluttering sleeves, but this elder brother is different. He is shirtless and reveals a bronze and strong tendon. Looking at Mu Xuefeng, his eyes shine.Geez, gay.

If it weren't for the owner's cold eyes, he might have just hugged his shoulders intimately.

"No." Mu Xuefeng rebuffed straight away, and ignored the disappointed elder brother refining.

Next to it is the Dan Library, which teaches students to draw talismans, and sets up stalls to sell materials and painted talismans.Cinnabar is not the only thing that can draw symbols. A plate of colorful mineral sand is comparable to my mother's eyeshadow palette.

After walking a few more steps, Leyuan found that even the canteen was recruiting newcomers, and they were also selling their homemade dried peanuts, melon seeds, meat and preserved fruits.There are a lot of people who buy snacks, but there are very few inquirers. After all, those who can enter the Taoist monastery are at least in the foundation building state, and there are many children from aristocratic families. No one came here to learn cooking.

It turns out that it's quite rare for someone like the owner to be able to cook—well, I have illusions, and steaming a sandwich of raw rice can turn it into a full meal, and it's okay to round it up.

Strolling on the huge gossip square, there are all kinds of stalls, and Le Yuan even suspects that even if you dare to learn about Mu Dangkang's postpartum care, there will be people who will dare to teach you.

According to the handbook of the Xianyuan Conference, disciples can learn basic alchemy recipes in the alchemy room, and learn to forge low-level magic weapons in the refining hall... Even if they fail to practice Taoism, they can still have a skill when they go down the mountain.As for the more advanced content, you have to have the opportunity to worship under the master of the Taoist monastery and be taught by the master.Enter the various branches first to lay a good foundation, and it is more likely to win the favor of the masters.

Those like Leyuan and the owner who were picked up by the master as soon as they stepped off the ladder are considered to be among the best.If you are willing to learn another skill, you can; if you don't choose anything, you can concentrate on practicing illusion and sword skills.

One person and one cat unknowingly came to Yushoufeng's recruiting booth.

The most eye-catching one is a big blue bird that is one person tall, Le Yuan took a few more glances.

It's an airy bird, similar to the one that delivered the letter yesterday, but with brighter feathers and more spiritual eyes.Look at its sky-blue feathers after rain, is this the blue bird often mentioned in ancient books and poems?

The little orange cat turned its gaze, and saw a little black snake with two wings on its back, hovering beside its owner and passing by.This is the soaring snake that "rides the mist and turns into ashes in the end"?Under a tree not far away, there is a red leopard with a single horn on its head, which seems to be a beast in the book of mountains and seas.

Hey, they are all exotic beasts with a lot of background. I know why there are a group of wild civets wandering around in Lihua Village, and no monks catch them to raise them.The civet cat's talent for illusion is probably not enough.

"They're all descendants of ancient alien beasts," Mu Xuefeng said suddenly, as if guessing what he was thinking, "The blood is mixed and impure, and it is rare to retain [-]% of the power of alien beasts."

"Junior brother, you can't say that." The baby-faced senior sister who was pulling people by the side of the road smiled at Mu Xuefeng, "The ancient beasts are elusive and hard to find, and it is also extremely difficult to tame them. Although the power of the bred and domesticated monsters is low, they are really useful."

After saying this, she continued to yell at the crowd in the square: "Junior brothers and sisters, come and have a look! When you come to Yushou Peak, we will give you a Qingluan egg, and teach you how to hatch it! Start from raising the egg!" , the main pet is more intimate!"

On her left is the blue bird that serves as a signboard, and on her right are several pure white jade eggs, each as big as an ostrich egg.

"If you don't join the Beast Control Peak, can you just buy Qingluan Eggs?" A junior came and asked.

"Not for sale, you can pick from this pile, these are black turtle eggs, you can buy them with spirit stones." A senior brother next to the baby-faced senior answered.The pile of eggs he pointed to was obviously smaller, and the shells were not pure white, but covered with pine needle-like markings.

"Xuangui can't deliver letters...by the time the letter arrives, the day lily will be cold." The junior was obviously hesitant.

"You don't understand," the senior said clearly, "This kind of black tortoise blood has a lifespan of 300 years, and it can live for 500 years if it is properly raised. It will accompany you to relieve boredom. If you succeed in cultivating the Tao, you will give the tortoise Send you to the end; if you fail to cultivate Taoism, the tortoise will send you to the end, and it can also transform into a form to hide your descendants—" Before the words finished, the student turned black, turned and left.

Senior, you are really a salesman, the little orange cat muttered to himself.

"Hey, junior brother, why are you leaving?" The senior was surprised, and turned his head to greet Mu Xuefeng enthusiastically.

"This junior brother, you are also a fellow, do you want to tame another battle pet?" He glanced at the little orange cat on Mu Xuefeng's shoulder while speaking, and said with a smile, "There is an elite cat bred in Beast Control Peak. Thunder wolf species of fighting skills, ferocious beasts and phoenixes are also cultivated. We also teach the art of capturing dragons, as long as you can find a dragon by yourself, you can capture it, and you can teach it to be submissive!"

Before Mu Xuefeng could speak, someone beside him said, "There are only bad dragons left in the world, and the real dragon clan has been extinct 800 years ago. Is there a hammer to learn your dragon-catching technique?"

Le Yuan didn't pay attention to the second half of the sentence, and stared at the senior with dead fish eyes. "Keep another one", are you implying that a cat is a small waste, raising it without fighting power is equivalent to raising it for nothing?

Damn it, although it seems to be telling the truth... Mao Mao couldn't help but feel depressed.

"It's not a fellow." Mu Xuefeng's cold voice sounded, "This is not a spiritual pet, but a cat I raised. Besides, he is still your junior brother."

Yes, it's not a spiritual pet, it's a cat!Le Yuan suddenly stood up again.

Although the owner seemed to say something nonsense, but listening to it felt much more comfortable.

"Huh? It's not a spiritual pet but a cat, and a cat is not a spiritual pet?" The senior scratched his head in a daze, unable to turn around.

The little orange cat cast a look of disdain, and left with the owner.There is everything in the monastery, but there is no EQ cram school.

I'm almost done shopping, do you want to learn a hobby?Le Yuan was thinking about it, passing by the sycamore tree tied to it.

"Roar!"

Hide, who was dozing lazily in the shade of a tree, suddenly opened his bloody eyes, bared his sharp fangs and roared at the little orange cat squatting on the owner's shoulder, the sound was like thunder.

The little orange cat trembled, its heart was beating wildly, and it almost fell, but its crooked body was blocked by Mu Xuefeng's raised hand in time.

Well, so scary!Not only does it look ferocious, but the coercion of a high-level monster is also revealed from this roar, going straight to the bone marrow.

"Huh?" Mu Xuefeng snorted coldly, Senhan's murderous aura surged like a tidal wave, and the frost-colored blade condensed in his hand.

Sensing his aura, the hideous head was taken aback for a moment, then immediately changed face.The mouth was grinning, revealing a big smiling face, and he chirped at him like a dog, and the five tails shook afterimages.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this junior brother, my family only likes to scare monsters that are weaker than him, it doesn't hurt people." The baby-faced senior sister hurried over to smooth things over.

"It's okay, I like to scare too."

"Ha, haha," the senior sister laughed dryly, "Junior Brother really knows how to joke."

There was evil in Mu Xuefeng's eyes, a half smile was not a smile, he didn't reply, the saber energy in his palm was still there, and he didn't mean to expose the matter.

After only being stared at by his cold eyes for a moment, the ferocious smile gradually disappeared.The ferocious-looking ferocious beast shrank back in fear, like a docile little sheep, touched the single horn on its forehead with one front paw, broke off without blinking, and held it to Mu with both paws flatteringly. snow wind.

The author has something to say:

The original copywriting of this article was "Salted Fish, Mao Mao Shou", not the current "Little Sun Orange Cat Shou", but as I wrote it, I found out that I really don’t know how to write about salted fish. In fact, Mao Mao is still Very hardworking and serious, from Leyuan’s point of view, this is a story about leveling up with a good brother and slapping his face to enter the world of self-cultivation. Brother's son

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