The cat who wears Jackie Chan

No, no, no, the owner is Long Aotian, he is very capable of fighting.Either way, we have to run out and ask for help first.

The giant python with its upper body sunk in the pond remained motionless as if asleep.Le Yuan didn't dare to gamble, and trotted against the wall, trying not to make any noise.

Running outside the yard, Le Yuan was just about to summon the bamboo dragonfly when he saw a slim figure float to the ground and look into the yard.

Master!The little orange cat's eyes lit up, "meow meow meow", and eagerly pointed to the pool with its cat paw.

"Little cat, what do you want me to see?" Luo Fu smiled and shook his head.A wisp of extremely light purple smoke flew out from her fingertips wrapped in thin sleeves, and floated in front of the little orange cat in an instant.

Meow ha ha, meow ha ha... In the blink of an eye, the little orange cat was already running on the green field, and the ground was covered with catnip swaying with the breeze.What flows in the river is not water, but fragrant milk. A few golden fried dried fish jumped out of the milk river, gliding in the air like flying fish, saying in their mouths: "Come and chase me, if you catch me, you will catch me!" let you..."

Meow haha, the little orange cat happily announced while chasing, wait for me, I will not only eat you, but also your whole family——

Not caring about the little orange cat and the little black turtle with blurred expressions and falling into the illusion, Luo Fu passed them, walked to the edge of the pond, and looked down at the "giant snake" submerged in the water.

"As expected..." she murmured.

Sighing lightly, Luo Fu summoned a chessboard-shaped magic weapon with inner brilliance, and recited the mantra.As soon as the golden light projected by the magic weapon touched the "giant snake", the snake's body trembled violently.

Then, gradually shrinking——

Changed appearance.

Chase... I have caught up, meow haha!

Taking the first bite of the dried fish, Le Yuan woke up suddenly.

Not only did he wake up, but all the illusory memories in his mind disappeared like light smoke in an instant, as if he was just in a daze.

"Meow meow meow!"

Master Luo in front of him was smiling and said, "Little cat, what do you want me to see?"

That boa constrictor!Le Yuan looked back, his eyes widened, the pond was empty, and the big snake disappeared.

"Little cat," seeing Le Yuan stunned, Master Luo said again, "I have to go out for a while because of something, and the next illusion class will be postponed. You can practice according to the Tianhu heart formula first."

"Meow." The little orange cat nodded obediently.

"Cultivate hard. By the way," Luo Fu seemed to think of something before leaving, "Give him back to you, I picked him up by the side of the road."

She made a gesture, and a figure appeared under the willow tree by the pool.Sitting weakly, eyes closed, clothes soaked through, and water dripping between the ends of hair and eyebrows.

Mu Xuefeng?The missing owner suddenly appeared!

The little orange cat flew over to check it out, as if it was falling asleep.Master Luo said it lightly, did he pick it up on the road, or was it easy?

Where did she pick up a breeder!

Wake up, don't sleep here.

Watching the little orange cat circling around Mu Xuefeng, "Meow Meow" trying to wake him up, Luo Fu recited a formula, and a gust of warm wind blew to dry Mu Xuefeng's wet clothes, and then Holding up his body, he sent the man back to the bedroom.

Just help here.You have your own chance, and others cannot intervene.

Watching these two disciples, she smiled slightly, and fled away in purple light.

When Mu Xuefeng woke up, she only felt pain.

I glanced at it with my spiritual sense, it's okay.His body was intact, not even his clothes were damaged—he was in so much pain that he almost doubted that all his bones had been broken, and his flesh and blood had been crushed into mud.He even seemed to have really felt this pain.

This kind of pain was hidden deep in his body, and now he was awakened, and some kind of broken memory was awakened together.

Blood, rain, thunder...

He forgot something, was forced to forget.

The bright morning light reflected in his eyes, Mu Xuefeng reluctantly put aside those shattered memories, and began to be dazed again.What happened last night, how could he become like this?

When I read the scriptures, my blood was surging and I was upset, so I went out for a walk, and later...

He moved slightly and propped up his upper body, the pain intensified a bit.Mu Xuefeng forced himself to look around, he had already seen that this was a familiar bedroom that he had lived in for many days, and he was just looking for a touch of orange.

His cat is not there.Went to class?

Just as he was about to get out of bed, buzzing, a cat flew in from the window.

cat flies.

The bamboo dragonfly twirled on its back, and the little orange cat stretched its two front legs hard, holding a bowl in its arms, which contained steaming stewed pork noodles.

This bowl of noodles was placed on the low cabinet next to the bed.Then the little orange cat landed on the edge of the bed, looking at him with round emerald green eyes.

"From the canteen, brought it to me?" Mu Xuefeng asked.When he spoke, there was also a bloody smell like rust in his throat.He is like a bowl that has been battered and repaired, the surface is not damaged, but blood is overflowing from every crack.

"Meow." The little orange cat nodded.

"...Thank you." These two words seemed to be the first time he said to his cat.

"Meow!" The little orange cat pointed at the noodles again with its paw.Mu Xuefeng picked up the bowl and ate it slowly.

He had never needed to be taught that he had to eat when he had no appetite.

A bowl of ordinary stewed pork noodles is not a panacea, nor does it contain much spiritual energy. The strength he lost seemed to miraculously come back because of this bowl of hot noodles.Even the severe pain all over his body became bearable.

Looking at the little orange cat sitting aside and watching him eat, Mu Xuefeng reached out and stroked the cat's fur.

ah?Suddenly his hair was rua, Le Yuan was stunned.The owner has never done this before.

...Okay, as a cat, you have to get used to this kind of thing, you can pet it if you like.

"Meow?" Are you okay?

After the owner finished eating and put down the bowl, the little orange cat barked and showed concern.

"I'm fine." The owner of the tenth level of cat language replied.

Really, you don't look okay at all... The little orange cat looked at him dubiously.

"Meow meow?" How did you become like this, brother?

Why was the owner "picked up" by Master Luo from the side of the road, and was still drenched and fell asleep?And when he woke up, his face was terribly pale...

Could it be captured by the water ghost to absorb Yang Qi, Wu Wu.

"I couldn't read the scriptures well, so I went out to get some fresh air, and I... can't remember what happened next." The owner still guessed what the cat said.

Reading the Bible is not smooth, hey!Me too, I get dizzy after watching it for a while.Could there be a problem with that scripture?The little orange cat turned around and pointed to the Tao Te Ching still on the desk.

The book was lent to them by Master Wu.Le Yuan didn't want to secretly speculate on others. Although the ignorant Liang Shijing called Master Wu his uncle, Master Wu felt that he was a pretty good person, and he hated them both.But just in case, he wanted to discuss it with Mu Xuefeng.

It is very rare on earth to be dizzy when reading a book, but in the world of comprehension, those students don't seem to be like this either.

"That scripture, no problem." Mu Xuefeng glanced at it and said.He lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment: "I finished reading yesterday with all my heart, and I was more focused than before. I vaguely realized that from the foundation of this Taoism, I can touch the way of heaven—"

He paused, his eyes were weak and in a trance, and he coughed a few times.

"When I really peeked into the corner of the Dao of Heaven, I suddenly realized that the Dao of Heaven...is not for me."

The little orange cat opened its mouth wide to look at him.

On earth, this is a proper violent theory, and poor grades are all God's fault; but here, it might be the truth, he believes it!Le Yuan himself had similar hallucinations.

What's the matter, Zie Tiandao, a Long Aotian, a time traveler, can't you afford it?

"Meow." The little orange cat nodded, "I believe you."

The cat's paw stretched out, and solemnly patted the back of Mu Xuefeng's hand resting on the bed, good brother, we are grasshoppers tied on a rope.

God damn it!

Just when the cat was about to say some bold words—although the owner might not be able to understand them, Mu Xuefeng frowned slightly and glanced at the sky outside the window.

"At this time, isn't it... it's time for class?"

Le Yuan was shocked.You are a scumbag, why don't you work so hard!

"Meow meow meow!"

"You two bastards, don't dare to show up if you don't study well? Today's classics test, even if you don't know one question, you have to go to the test room. Don't even try to run away!"

Le Yuan was anxious to persuade the owner, at the same time, a loud voice suddenly came from outside.

It's Master Wu from the Scriptures class.When he found out that he was absent from class, he actually came to the door in person.

"It's three poles in the sun, and you haven't gotten up yet?" Before the words finished, Master Wu's figure had already appeared in the bedroom on the second floor.Seeing Mu Xuefeng on the bed, he said "Hey" in surprise: "Are you really sick? I have taught scriptures and righteousness for 300 years, and this is the first time I see something wrong in reading the scriptures."

He asked again, "Is it all right?"

"I can't die." Mu Xuefeng said indifferently.

"Well, I think you can still hold on. If you can't die, let me enter the examination room. That cat, is it useful for you to hide behind him?" Master Wu stared.

Hiss, as soon as the cat's fur exploded, Master Wu took out a radiant bronze mirror, pointed it at the two disciples, and called out, "Mu Xuefeng, have you arrived yet?"

"……arrive."

"Cat, are you here yet?"

"Meow."

Before the end sound faded away, with a whoosh, one person and one cat had been sucked into the bronze mirror.

Fuck, the Zijin gourd in Journey to the West is the same style, right? Maomao thought to himself the moment he fell headfirst into it.

The author has something to say:

Master Wu: Back then, there was a disciple who committed a riot. I beat him until he was still alive, and then stuffed him into the examination room.As long as you are not dead, you have to give me a test!

Maomao (with dead fish eyes): No, I don’t want to hear such a story...