The cat who wears Jackie Chan

After traveling between Earth and Huafengzhou many times, Leyuan organized a visiting group in Yaodu, and took the Yaozu to Earth for friendly exchanges.

I reported to Zhulong before coming here, and the Ethnic and Religious Bureau came forward to receive him.Seeing the new appearance of the supreme god dragon Lord Zhulong from the past, and the great demons of Huafengzhou who have lived from ancient times to the present, their eyeballs almost fell out of shock.

The monster races in the two realms are all related, so this trip can be regarded as... a trip to find relatives?Everyone greeted each other, reminisced about the past, and poured wine on each other at the dinner table. On the surface, they were quite harmonious.

However, Le Yuan noticed the undercurrent surging between the two groups of monsters.

The earth monsters looked at the Huafengzhou monsters, and muttered: The earth dog Huafengzhou monsters looked at the earth monsters, secretly said: Well, it’s all very reasonable.

After all, spiritual energy is thin on the earth, and the cultivation base of the monster race here has regressed, and even spells have been abandoned.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Le Yuan also brought the civet family over to visit their relatives on earth.

The two parties met at the cat cafe that Leyuan had been to.The young kittens were fine, the big black cat hadn't seen this group of relatives and friends for thousands of years, and it only took a while to talk about the old times when it was always stable, and tears welled up in its eyes.

On that day, the regular customers of the cat cafe were surprised to find that the number of working cats in the store had doubled, and many cats gathered together to meow and purr, as if they were in a meeting.

After the meeting, Le Yuan led a large group of cats to the place he rented for the cat clan.He and Lao Mu have made arrangements. There are n cat climbing frames in the house, cat scratching posts, tumblers, plush mice and so on everywhere, cat food, cat snacks, cat litter and cat bowls are complete.

As he was walking, the big black cat suddenly said, "One is missing?"

"Meow? Is there a cat that got lost?" the little orange cat asked hurriedly.

Stopping to nod the cat's head and counting, it turns out that 32 is now 31, and there is a tortoiseshell cat called Mu Huo missing.

"Meow, I saw him sneaking away!" "When? Before entering the cat cafe, meow." "He chased a passing little female cat and ran into the enclosure!" Several cats provided clues .

"Meow meow? Why didn't you say it earlier!" The little orange cat had black lines all over his head.

Fortunately, the big black cat cast a spell and crossed the void to locate Goo.With a flash of brilliance, an illusory picture appeared in midair.

I saw a tortoiseshell cat lying lazily on the pink cushion, seemingly still smashing its mouth.The background behind him looks like a certain room, which is quite warmly decorated.

"Where did you go?"

"I found an owner, and I feel it's good to live here, so I don't want to leave meow." Mu Mu said.

"When you are a pet, you can't hurt humans, or you will be arrested by Mr. Zhulong and go to jail!" The little orange cat frightened it.

"Meow, why am I hurting the owner who feeds me?"

"Meow, let's go." Le Yuan looked at the big black cat again.

"That's all, let him." The big black cat said.

A tempting aroma wafts from the kitchen.After a while, the owner Ouyang Xiaohong came out with a bowl of homemade cat rice.

Daddy ran over and rubbed the owner's leg.Ouyang Xiaohong didn't put down the cat bowl in a hurry, but first stroked the cat's fur with her free hand.

"Mimi is good~ Although the fur looks like a burnt pot, she is ugly and cute." Ouyang Xiaohong said with a smile.

She originally fell in love with a three-colored cat in the community, and bought a cat strip to lure her home, but the three-colored cat was very vigilant, so she failed, and instead abducted a gluttonous tortoiseshell cat.This cat is quite friendly, the fur is smooth, and the more it looks the cuter it is.

"Meow?" Call me ugly?How ugly is a handsome and suave male cat like me?This woman has no eyesight!He muttered in his heart.

Forget it, for the sake of the delicious cat food, I don't care about it with you.

Ouyang Xiaohong finished stroking the cat contentedly, and put down the cat bowl.He buried his head in the mud and ate, and ate to his heart's content.

In a bowl of fragrant cat rice, the taste of beef, chicken and liver can be tasted, so delicious!It cocked its tail.

Concentrated on eating, Huo didn't notice that his owner was looking at the two round cat balls on his butt, showing a thoughtful expression.

A few days later, Ouyang Xiaohong put the cat in a cat bag and went out to a place with a signboard of "Beibei Pet Hospital".

Hospital?It's the medical center. I'm not sick. Why do I come here?Looking at the signboard in the cat bag, confused.

"It's okay, soon, it doesn't hurt at all." Regardless of whether the cat understands or not, Ouyang Xiaohong comforted the cat with a warm voice, and patted the cat's head.

"Meow?" What did you woman say?

Inexplicably entered the hospital, inexplicably held down the limbs and got an injection, the cold liquid squeezed in, and was about to get angry when a sense of drowsiness surged, his head tilted and he lost consciousness.

Meow?

Meow?

Meow? ? ! ! ! ! !

When she woke up, she was horrified to find that she had lost something very important!

What is this woman trying to do?I'm not a complete cat anymore!

Humming and wanting to run away from home, it turned out that it couldn't open the door, and the windows were sealed, so angry that it scratched the sofa viciously.

Ouyang Xiaohong came home from get off work. She didn't even bother to cook her own meal and ordered takeaway, so she was busy going to the kitchen to cook for the cat.Hazy sniffed his nose, meow, it smells so good, it's different from yesterday's cat rice, but it must be delicious too.

The desire to run away from home faded away in a hopeless manner.

At this time, I noticed that the big black cat was contacting me from a distance, and I got under the bed in a daze, wiped my tears, and cried to the patriarch: "Meow, my balls, my balls, they were cut off!! I'm ashamed to see a cat!"

"Meow?" The little orange cat who was listening was stunned.

Have you been sterilized?It's reasonable, but also a little miserable.But when you think about it, this bastard said "I want to shave off the hind legs of all kittens in the world", and the egg is probably a destiny.Misfortune comes out of your mouth, you can't talk nonsense, meow.

"Don't cry, you can grow back." The big black cat taught a spell on the spot.

This technique is not difficult, Hu Hu quickly learned it.After exhausting the spiritual power accumulated over the years, the brilliance flashed, and I felt two small things tremblingly poking out of the skin on the buttocks, and they bulged.

!Meow meow meow, I'm alive again!

A few days later, Ouyang Xiaohong chatted with her best friend on the communication software: "It's strange, I clearly remembered that I took the cat with the ball last week, but yesterday I found that my cat's balls are still there!"

"Have you hallucinated from working overtime? Dog head.jpg"

"It shouldn't be, I remember very clearly"

"I must have remembered it wrong, otherwise it would grow back?"

"Hey, I'll take the cat with me again this weekend."

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