The cat who wears Jackie Chan

In addition to all kinds of luxurious furnishings in the Yaodu Emperor's Palace, there are also two plain looking scrolls hanging on the wall of the bedroom.

One is a painting of a little orange cat with the character Wang on its forehead, and the other is Mu Xuefeng's zero-point masterpiece.The title of the composition is "Humility makes the demon progress", he wrote: "Humility makes the demon progress, who said that? Only by never admitting defeat and always looking up can you keep improving. My cat ate my shrimp crackers. Willing to help me write essays, what will happen to Mao Wuxin? (Beside this sentence, there is a line of small characters written in a red pen: Mao Wuxin will eat an extra pack of shrimp crackers, what? paw print as signature)"

After the exam, Leyuan distributed the Chinese papers with more subjective questions to the teachers for marking, and Mu Xuefeng's paper was taken out, and everyone watched.The little orange cat also squeezed in to eat the melon, and seeing what was written on the test paper, the cat's face turned black: "Zero points!"

"Although the following is a long way from the topic, actually, the first sentence is still off the topic, and the paper is neat and well written..." There is an ignorant university teacher who wants to help Lord Long Jun speak.Passing must be unqualifying, and giving 5 points for the rolled noodles is also——

"Zero points!!!"

So a bright red 0 batch was placed on it, and Le Yuan asked the mounting master to make a scroll, and hung it next to his portrait in the bedroom, and executed Lao Mu publicly at all times.

On the day before going to Penglai School, Le Yuan put away these two scrolls and put them in a magic treasure to carry with him.

These are the two most important things in the entire magnificent imperial palace.

In the early morning of the next day, the little orange cat riding on the back of the two-winged golden dragon took the lead, leading a streamlined airship carrying many teachers and students, heading towards Penglai School!

This airship is the latest to be built by the students of the Artifact Refining Department of Yaodu University after studying the "Mechanics of Immortal Cultivation".Lingshi has low energy consumption, heavy load, and strong power. It is a very excellent work, but it looks weird, with wings and tails, much like a large plane on the earth.

Penglai School, Fairy Club venue.

The turquoise water beats against the fine white sand.Some distance away from the coast, there is a white and flawless giant pearl oyster floating, with its shell open, shrouded in the wave light of the enchantment, that is the Martial Arts Field.

In the past, Mu Xuefeng fought with Krypton Gold Guabi Han Qing here in the past, and knocked down a piece of the pearl shell, but of course it has already returned to its original state.

"Similar to the giant sycamore tree in Juntian Taoist Temple, this giant pearl oyster is a landmark of the Penglai sect. It is not a relic of the ancestors. The real relic is a coral reef holding the pearl oyster, which is submerged under the sea all year round. And According to another theory, the grandma of the Penglai sect's ancestor was a hybrid of human race and mermaid, and the ancestral slough dragged a fish tail, in order to cover up this, the Penglai sect hid the slough underwater."

Don't you even recognize your ancestors?The little orange cat gave a "tsk" in his heart, put away the "Huafengzhou Fengwuzhi" in his hand, and directed the golden dragon to land.

Righteous hypocrites, your cat father and grandpa dragon are here!

"The first round, Qixia Cave He Shu, against—"

The Master of Ceremonies of the Fairy Club shouted.

At this moment, the majestic two-winged golden dragon and a strange-looking airship behind it broke into the island where the game was watched.The sound of the wind howled, and the sky filled with wild sand, which aroused the audience to exclaim.

Why didn't the Penglai faction's guards stop them!

"Meow, it's so lively." The little orange cat squatting on the faucet said, "Why didn't Yaodu University receive an invitation for such a big event?"

Then he asked the golden dragon below: "Old Mu, aren't all of us monsters righteous forces?"

After the battle at the Juntian Dao Academy, the Immortal Venerables who performed the Dao disappeared, and all the sects lost their vitality.Facing the Yaozu who should return to the throne, they are quite guilty, and the Yaozu has just lived and worked in peace and contentment, and they don't want to restart the war, so the two parties signed a peace agreement again.

The existence of Yaodu was also recognized.

"Hmph," Jin Long snorted coldly, "Human race cowardly, I'm afraid that the demon disciples will overwhelm the limelight!"

"nonsense!"

"So arrogant!"

"Hugh, Hugh is rude!"

The human monks were furious.

The head of Penglai flew forward and bowed his hands politely: "Of course your sect is a decent sect. I was negligent and forgot to hand in the invitation. I hope you will forgive me. I will arrange the disciples from Yaodu University to play against each other later." .”

"However," the head of the sect changed the subject, and his voice became harsher, "You came here without an invitation and trespassed on the venue. I'm afraid this is also a demeanor that has lost the reputation of the sect!"

"It really shouldn't be, I'm sorry, I'm sorry," the little orange cat said with a smile, "Since the disciples' first fight has not officially started, let me and Lao Mu give you an exhibition match, let's warm up the scene and chat sorry~"

"Qi Yao, Deng Jun, Jin Siyun, you all go together, two against three, how dare you fight!"

Before the words were finished, the cat's paw pointed to the spectator seats, and named three names in a row.They are the leading elders of the three sects, and they were also there when they invaded the Juntian Taoist Temple.

"This..." The sect leader hesitated, he couldn't agree on behalf of the three, and he couldn't help others to shirk.

"The Yaozu are too arrogant!"

"Elders, kill the arrogance of the demon clan!"

"Are you afraid? If you are afraid, go home and drink milk!" "Don't dare to use three against two, hehe, the human race..." Even the monster disciples who had just got off the airship were booing.

The eyes of the audience focused on the body, and under the pressure of everyone, the three of them stood up with stiff faces.

Both duels flew into the sky together.

The aftermath of many Nascent Soul's mighty fights is no longer what Zhubei Martial Arts Field can bear.

Good, so strong!

After a while, these two words were the only words left in the minds of the people and the demon clan who looked up to watch the battle.

Possessing the suppressing power of the innate divine dragon Yinglong, and the unparalleled sharpness of the sword obtained through cultivation, Mu Xuefeng's offensive is almost unstoppable by anyone.This level of combat power is definitely far higher than his own Nascent Soul realm!

In just a few breaths, the three elders of the human clan were in danger.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that their fighting spirit is collapsing.If this was not a martial arts contest, but a life-and-death struggle, they would have used their means to escape now.

There was also a small episode in the middle.When the dragon flicked its tail, it swept into the sea and set off huge waves.The giant pearl oyster floating on the sea tipped to one side and was about to capsize in the waves.

At this time, a huge phantom condensed with golden light rose from the sea, with a human woman on the upper body and a graceful fish tail on the lower body. She straightened the crooked pearl shell, smiled at the giant dragon in midair, moved her lips and said Say something, and then disappear.

Everyone heard her say: "Dijun, long time no see."

There was silence among the spectator seats of the Penglai faction.The slough of Feisheng left by the grandmother of the patriarch of this school has been silent for many years, and it is rare to show up once, but they don't even look at these unscrupulous juniors.It is tantamount to slapping them in front of all factions in the world.

In the end, it was the little orange cat sitting on the dragon's back that made a sudden move, pointing at the three of them with its claws: "Meow, meow, the secret method, the ravings of the ancient gods!"

In an instant, the three of them stopped in the air with blurred eyes, and then screamed. Countless tentacles with eyes grew out of their bodies, falling from the sky like a large octopus.

Everyone was stunned.

What is this stuff?What strange technique?

"It's no big deal. They can recover after lying on the bed for three to five months. The blue waves here are churning, and the sea is bursting. Let them become octopuses. It's very appropriate~" Facing people's surprised eyes, the little orange cat said.

What a hell of a time!No one dared to say these words, only dared to growl in their hearts.

This technique is actually created by Le Yuan improving the "believe in science and reject superstition" that he understood when he broke through the golden elixir.After returning to the earth, Le Yuan has discovered that his previous understanding of the earth is not completely correct.But the real trick of this spell is to forcibly instill enough distorted and plausible worldviews into others, polluting their consciousness.It doesn't matter whether what you instill is truth or falsehood, as long as you make others limping...

What Le Yuan poured into the three of them just now was the crazy, evil, distorted and disordered world view of the ancient gods, which instantly crushed their minds.

Meow ha ha, scum!

After the "warm-up match", various schools and sects, including the disciples of Yaodu University, started fighting one after another.

This time the airship brought all the elite juniors.Yaozu has been suppressed for a long time, everyone is holding their breath, and they have studied very hard in college.On the martial arts arena, everyone was very competitive and won all three games.

After this battle, Yaodu University became famous all over the world and became one of the top sects!

After the Fairy Fair, led by Xiaojumao, the leader of the Demon League, and Yinglong Dijun paid the bill, everyone went to Penglai Market to have a seafood barbecue feast.Bonfire, barbecue, wine, singing and dancing, from midnight to dawn.

……

Well, Huafengzhou is still very interesting. After ascending to the fairy world, you can come back to see it occasionally, right?

Waking up from the memory, standing in front of the cloud gate received by the fairy world, Le Yuan finally turned his head and glanced down.

Wait, Lao Mu and I's ascension slough...how can we stay here!No one ever taught it!

Whispering, he took Mu Xuefeng's hand and walked through the door where auspicious clouds formed and singing wafted out.

In an instant, the body became lighter.

Originally, the body that had been tempered and refined to have a pure aura had been cleaned out of the last impurity.Those impurities mixed with a trace of immortal aura, fell off from the body and turned into relics.The Immortal Realm is the "upper realm" of Huafeng Prefecture, and when they pass through Cloud Gate, the remnants of the lower world are washed away from them.

The remains of the ascension, this is a trace left by every immortal person in this world, and will be with the world forever.

Like the shell of a snake shedding its skin, but in a shiny golden version, the shell of a giant dragon and a small orange cat fell from the sky.

"Quick, go and catch it!"

"I'm going to hug the dragon head!"

"I hold the dragon's tail!"

"Don't miss Principal Cat!"

Hulala, a large group of demon clans watching the ascension fly up from the ground. They work together, each holding a part of the giant dragon shell, and another holds the little orange cat shell in his arms, and hurriedly lifts the two ascending dragon shells. The slough was brought back.

It was placed on the square of Yaodu University.

After a while, Le Yuan from the Immortal Realm had a whim, and opened his eyes to Huafengzhou: Huh?On the university square, Lao Mu's dragon body is surrounded by a large spirit crystal bowl with a jade base, and in the bowl is a naive little orange cat.

Lao Mu's slough is really big and powerful, and it gives people the impression of "this is a superpower" and "awe-inspiring" when placed there.And myself, a little one, is like a lucky cat ornament in a rich man's house.Meow, it's really unfair.

However, I seem to have seen this picture... Le Yuan couldn't help but recall a certain scene from the beginning.

Okay, it looks quite harmonious.

"Why is Principal Cat put in a bowl?"

"Such an arrangement must have a deep meaning!" Two little demons who had just entered school were discussing before the death.

Hey, let's talk slowly.

Le Yuan withdrew his eyes.Then with a plop, the little orange cat jumped into the cat's litter next to it, purring and rolling.

Of course, the spirit crystal cat litter that Lao Mu gave him was still with him.The ones on the square are just imitations and fakes of the younger generations.

"Lao Mu, let's eat steamed kunpeng and braised phoenix legs tonight!" the little orange cat shouted while rolling.

"Okay." A clear voice said with a bit of tenderness.