The cat who wears Jackie Chan

When he came to Huafengzhou, after experiencing some things, Le Yuan always thought that he was Chuanshu.It's a pity I haven't seen the original.

Finally having the opportunity to return to Earth, he hurriedly searched the Internet, wanting to see the development of the following plot.

In the end, they searched with Lao Mu's name, with Hua Fengzhou, with other people and even with the names of Yan Dao Xianzun...

Empty.

Nothing was found.

No way! !Am I not wearing a book?The reality is such a bloody routine?

——It seems to make sense.

For a long time, the so-called "male protagonist", "female protagonist", "Long Aotian" and "face-slapping tool man" only existed in Le Yuan's brain supplements, and there was no evidence, and there had never been a "spoiler system" and "hand-held tool man". The supporting role of the script, "cannon fodder with a strategy mission" and the like.The only Shiling Shibuling on hand that has something to do with "cheats" also has a clear source, and it was sent to him by the master Zhulong.

All right, blame me for reading too many web articles.

But since there is no original, then I... just write one myself?

Mainly I want to record my legendary experience and the love history with Lao Mu, hehe.

Write what you say.

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Looking at the densely packed documents, Le Yuan thought, let's choose a more prominent name for the document!

Just call it-"Overbearing Dragon King Pretty Cat"!

Then, he published it on a website with satisfaction.

A new article by a new author, just after it was published, a small ad for attracting people from an outstation soon appeared under the article, and an editor wanted to add him.Le Yuan was also too lazy to read more, and glanced at the few "claws" and "check-in" in the comment area, and crossed out the page.

It's cool to write it out, let's keep it here.

Busy with practice (double) practice (practice), busy with comprehension of Taoist scriptures, busy with family, for a while, Le Yuan even forgot about this web article he posted.

When he remembered it again, it was already more than a year later.

He opened the website again, entered his login account, and clicked on the article page.

The first thing that caught my eye was a row of red locks, and the wails in the comment area asking to unlock the chapters.

Damn, I didn't seem to write anything serious, did I?

Complaining inwardly, Le Yuan edited it in the background, harmonized all the content related to x's behavior, and released all the lock badges.

Then read the comments.

Because it is a free article, and it is over, the characters have prototypes, so they appear vivid and vivid, and the emotions revealed are also very delicate and sincere, so the comment area is still very lively.Many people are shouting "I got it, I got it", and some people are pointing the way, Mrs. So-and-so has released a new work, and the car is very pleasant to drive, go and get it!

What, does this mean that there are people with you?Le Yuan followed the directions and touched them.

It's purely curious, and I don't really want to see the car.

Blackening red-eyed compulsory literature?Huh, what do you mean?Looking at the copywriting of the fan, Le Yuan was puzzled for a few seconds, and clicked in.

After 2 minutes, he understood.

Tsk, when old Mu's heart demon broke out, he still hadn't made up his mind with himself. He didn't do anything except stare at me like a cat afraid of its owner drowning in the bathtub?

but……

"The red eyes are full of ferocious desires" "The hot fingertips have become an inescapable cage" "In the storm-like attack, he is like a broken flower branch"

Le Yuan was blushing.

It's a little irritating.

"What are you looking at?"

Mu Xuefeng walked over from behind and looked at the computer screen with his head.Large-scale description paragraphs have a panoramic view.

"Uh……"

Le Yuan hurriedly explained: "I just accidentally clicked on it!"

"Really?" Mu Xuefeng pointed out ruthlessly, "Judging from the progress bar, you have already read several pages."

"Woooo."

"So you like this flavor?" Mu Xuefeng carefully observed the sentences in the article again.

"I don't, I'm not!"

Claim is invalid.

In the next second, Le Yuan saw Mu Xuefeng snapped his fingers, his eyes turned blood red, and black mist emerged from his body. He grabbed his waist with great strength, pushed him against the wall of the study, and whispered in his ear: "You only belong to me..."

"I want to smear my breath on you and carve my mark!"

"save……"

Le Yuan couldn't laugh.He felt that the real danger was approaching, and even the temperature of his body was suddenly soaring.

Alas, if you don't die, you won't die.

This is Le Yuan's after-the-fact summary.

But many days later, he made a strange mistake again?Can't help it?The location went into the column in his favorites.

"Mrs. Tumei's new trailer?" Le Yuan muttered.By the way, is it the Tumi who "Tumei-chan's eyes became sharper"?

In the introduction, it says "Slice Gong×Little Cute Shou", what does Slice Gong mean?

Slicing refers to "cutting the tissues of organisms into thin slices with special knives for observation and research under a microscope."Slice Lao Mu?Is it so cruel!

But the cover picture of the book is so pretty, it draws me and Lao Mu beautifully and handsomely.

Le Yuan's mouse couldn't help moving, the page bounced, and he clicked to buy.

A month later, he received the courier.

There was a faint trace of evil spirit on the express box.Le Yuan sniffed his nose, no way, this fan wife, is she really a rabbit demon?

After opening the box and admiring the cover, Le Yuan opened the pages.

Meow?Meow meow meow?

Why did the red-haired Demon Lord Swallowing Rainbow and the disappeared Emperor Yinglong also get involved?

Jealous with Lao Mu, Shura field for me every day?

It's just chasing after the wind and shadows, creating something out of nothing!I described these two in the "Overbearing Dragon Lord Pretty Cat" and I didn't have a few hundred words in total!How can it be compiled like this?

"What are you looking at again?"

Mingming deliberately avoided Lao Mu to pick up the courier, but was caught again in the end.

"Don't, don't look, you won't want to know."

Le Yuan hid the book behind her back.

Hiding is useless.

After a while, Le Yuan looked at Mu Xuefeng, whose face was getting darker as he was flipping through the book, feeling uneasy.

"What a mess. It seems that I have to work harder to keep you away from such idle books."

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

When being eaten and wiped clean, Le Yuan shed physical tears and thought to herself, this Mrs. Tumei, you have done me such a bad job——I'm so cute, I'm going to eat spicy rabbit head tomorrow!

By the way, there is also the artist who drew the cover picture of the scam, who seems to be called Ao Zhu, maybe he is a mermaid, and tomorrow I will add a fish head with chopped peppers! !

The author has something to say:

The so-called "crossing the book" in this article is indeed a smoke bomb. Haha, it has always been Maomao's fantasy. I feel that the author is substituting, but not substituting!The author is just a real mother. Let’s pretend that cats live in parallel time and space. We observe them in another universe. Finally, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!