The cat who wears Jackie Chan

Among the "囍" characters that swiped the screen, a line breaking the formation suddenly appeared.

"Wait a minute, what about the rules? Shouldn't newcomers post their photos when they join the group? Yuanyuan doesn't have to post them, but your family members have to post them!"

"that is"

"Burst photo!"

"knock bowl"

The bottom one after another echoed.

Le Yuan tapped his fingers on the screen like flying, and responded coldly.

Crazy Cat: "The avatar is the person."

It's true, it's a dog who lied to you!As a cat, this oath is very serious.

"Trust me"

"Cheer Up"

"Let's see, who can abduct Bancao?"

"Yuanyuan, you were not like this before"

No one will believe the truth... Uh, it's not impossible to explode photos.

I just performed a "home-to-home brainwashing service" for the last local relative and friend. They are now sitting in a fast food restaurant to eat something and are going to watch a movie later.Le Yuan moved from the opposite side of the table to Mu Xuefeng's side, stretched his arms, "click", took a group photo and sent it to the group. The p-map does not exist and is not needed.

"Oh my god, so handsome"

"I Believe in Love Again"

"Yuanyuan, does your boyfriend have siblings? Be sure to introduce them to me!"

Watching everyone's speeches, Le Yuan took a sip of Coke with ice, and happily replied: "I went to watch a movie, let's chat."

After shopping, I came home at five o'clock in the afternoon, and my mother was already busy in the kitchen.

Le Yuan went over to look and bought a lot of fresh ingredients, as well as semi-finished cooked food, which was to make a big table of dishes.Thinking about it, I came home suddenly yesterday, and the family didn't make any preparations at all. My mother planned to make up for it today, and I even took half a day off for this.

Mu Xuefeng went to help, and Le Yuan was also helping.

When Papa Le comes home, the banquet will officially begin.

"Yuanyuan, Xiaomu, you two are actually a couple, right?" After eating for a while, my parents looked at each other, and my mother spoke.

Ah, exposed so quickly.

"Yes, yes."

"Well, I'm his boyfriend."

"It's okay, as long as you two have a good relationship, we parents have no objection." Mom smiled kindly, and Dad nodded beside her.

If it was before, happy parents and happy mothers would still be hesitant. After their son got sick, they only hoped that he would be happy every day, no matter what.

"I knew you would agree!" Le Yuan stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a shrimp for each of his parents, "Lao Mu roasted it, come here, try it."

After the meal, after clearing away the dishes, Le Yuan went back to the house, and Mu Xuefeng also entered the door.

"I said, it's still early before dawn tomorrow, and the night is long, so can't we have some other healthier entertainment?" Le Yuan silently picked up the useless pillow again.

"For example?" Mu Xuefeng asked.

"Play games online, I'll take you flying, and help you kill everyone who scolds you!"

"Is the electronic poison that parents recognize as affecting learning healthy?"

"Uh……"

"You are not happy, is it very painful, and you are not feeling well?" Sitting beside Le Yuan, Mu Xuefeng asked with concern.

"Not really. The main reason is that it's too exciting. I'm still a two-year-old child and I can't stand it! Besides, it's only after seven o'clock. If you start and don't stop, it will be a whole night... ten or so hours ..." Le Yuan said more and more, "It's so scary."

"Then it will be later. In fact, there is really a healthier entertainment that can be done at night."

"What is it?" Le Yuan raised his interest.

"To comprehend the way of heaven."

"...Meow? Meow?" If Mu Xuefeng hadn't looked serious, Le Yuan would have thought he was telling a cold joke.

"The earth is different from what I imagined. I thought it was a low-level small thousand world with incomplete heaven and lack of aura, but after arriving, I felt that the heaven here is self-contained and relatively complete, and it faintly echoes Huafengzhou. According to the word I learned from the earth, it is a 'twin' world. Since the heavenly way is distorted in Huafeng Prefecture, maybe we can spend the first eight calamities of enlightenment on the earth."

Le Yuan already knew that it was extremely dangerous to torture the mind when breaking through the golden elixir, to endure the thunder calamity when breaking through the Nascent Soul, and to separate the Nascent Soul from the body and engrave Dao marks when breaking through the Transformation God.After transforming into a god, you will face the Nine Questions of Heaven, which is the Nine Calamities.

Under the distorted way of heaven, it is almost impossible for the Yaozu to answer the nine questions.

"Crossing the catastrophe on the earth, what a way to cheat!" Le Yuan's eyes lit up, "Old Mu, you are also very scheming occasionally. Meow haha, you intend to embarrass our Dao Xianzun during the Tianwen, so you have to get angry Jump!"

Mu Xuefeng smiled faintly: "Maybe someone thought about it earlier than me. The way of heaven should have been incomplete here. Zhulong led the monster clan to open up wasteland, divide the day and night, repair the heaven and the earth, and let the way of heaven be completed."

Even the group of human slaves brought by the cat tribe unknowingly participated in helping this way of heaven take shape.

The Yaozu declined under the calculations and attacks of the human race, but they are also human beings, adding firewood to the hope of the revival of the Yaozu.One cause and one effect, wonderful.

"Hiss, Zhulong actually played a big game of chess."

"Close your eyes and meditate, let's perceive the way of heaven." Mu Xuefeng said.

"Meow meow."

After forming the golden elixir, Le Yuan was able to enter a mysterious and mysterious state with great concentration and tranquility, and touched a trace of the Dao.

Mu Xuefeng sat cross-legged on the bed, and Le Yuan turned into a cat, nestling in his arms.One person and one cat fall into samadhi at the same time, roaming in the mysterious realm.

Wake up feeling refreshed.

Le Yuan found that without the "pollution" of the Taoist immortal, the way of heaven here is clearer and easier to understand.Before I knew it, my understanding of the Dao of Heaven was one level closer.

Looking into Mu Xuefeng's gaze, the little orange cat said: "After practicing, I feel that my sentiment has been cultivated, and I have become pure-hearted and ascetic."

What is Shishi, I have transcended the mundane world, I am a cat out of vulgar taste!

"Then let's watch cat movies first?"

"Huh? Fools? Old Mu, you learned bad things too quickly!" The little orange cat yelled loudly.

Seeing that Mu Xuefeng opened the video app and started to play "Animal World": "Spring is here, everything is recovering, and the prairie has come to the season for animals to live..."

The little orange cat stared at the dead fish.

Is it useful for you to show me a male lion riding a lioness? It's a big cat, it's different from a cat!

——But I don't know why, looking at it, my heart is inexplicably ready to move.

Not quite right.

It burned.

want to soothe...

With a sound of "meow meow", the little orange cat got into the owner's arms, and the domineering and strong breath rushed towards him from all directions. Last night, it penetrated into the pores, invaded the body, carved into the bone marrow, and occupied his inside and outside. Breath is more effective than any cat film.When turning back into a human body, Le Yuan leaned against Mu Xuefeng's chest and sat on Mu Xuefeng's lap, her fair cheeks flushed like drunk.

Mu Xuefeng's slender fingers rubbed through a thin layer of cloth.

"You, why are you touching there!"

I just learned some knowledge about ×, and I feel more comfortable after touching it.Mu Xuefeng didn't say that, but said: "Want to see how much better you are than Man Four Seconds? I'll give you a time."

"??? I'll kill you!"

Angrily bit the owner's neck.

After living at home for a while, Le Yuan claimed to his parents that he would take a two-year leave of absence from school for medical treatment, and that he would go to another place to go to university from the next semester.

The spiritual energy on the earth is thin, and he must go back to Huafengzhou to practice, and the demon alliance needs to be bothered, so it is impossible to stay on the earth for a long time.However, when I am not on Earth, I have to arrange for someone to answer the phone for me to deal with my parents, relatives and friends.

Under the lead of Master Zhulong, a monster from the same city accepted the order and made an appointment to meet at a cat cafe.

Le Yuan and Lao Mu came to the cat cafe on the commercial street together.Walking in the door, the light is soft, the decoration is not gorgeous but very comfortable, and the cats have well-bred fur and slippery fur.

In front of the counter, Le Yuan asked the only clerk and barista: "Hello, is it your job?"

...Wait, like a normal person?

The other party was a young man with a handsome face. He was slightly stunned when he heard the words, and then suddenly said: "Sit down, I will ask Qingkong to come and find you."

"it is good."

I found a seat in the back and sat down. Soon, a blue cat ran over, jumped lightly, and stepped on the table.

"Are you Qing Kong who took the order?"

"Meow meow, it's me." The blue cat spat out a human voice, "Hey, the one who sent the list is actually a cat? I know all the local cat demons, why haven't I seen you before?"

Fortunately, the gentle and flowing classical music was playing in the shop, which covered their weird conversation.

"I'm from Huafeng Prefecture." Le Yuan said.

Qing Kong's brown cat eyes widened instantly.

"Wow, have you ever seen a dark cloud? How is he doing now?"

"He is the patriarch of the cat clan. He is very nice and takes good care of the kittens."

"They've all become patriarchs? Back then, he was the most incompetent of his peers. Many years have passed... Ever since I came to Earth, I have lost contact with him." Blue Cat sighed.

The big black cat was the weakest chicken before?Le Yuan muttered to himself.In the future, it is also possible to bring the cat clan and other monster clans to the earth, and meet with relatives and friends from the past.

Since this blue cat knows the big black cat, it must be very old, why is it still——

"Do you usually work in a cat cafe?"

"It's impossible to work part-time, and it's impossible to work part-time in this life." Blue Cat has a serious face, "I don't know how to do business, I just sell cute and cheat canned food in cat cafes, so I can maintain my life like this."

"Okay. Are there all cats in this cat cafe?" After entering the door, Le Yuan sensed more than one evil spirit.

"Those who have a dream enter the Bureau of Ethnic Religion, and the cats who stay here are just fooling around."

"Ok."

Some places are cat cafes on the surface, but they are actually cat nursing homes behind the scenes.

"Tell me more about the content of the entrustment." Blue Cat said.

Le Yuan explained it in detail.Mainly to help answer the phone and record at the same time. If parents want to see their son, they have to find an excuse to refuse.If the call is a video call, answer it in your own image.

"It's not difficult. The civet family is born with illusion magic powers, so you can turn into a person." The blue cat said in a relaxed tone.

"Yes, can you change one and show me?"

With a sound of "pa", Qing Kong instantly changed into Le Yuan's appearance.

"It's pretty similar, but the ear..." Why is it still leaking out!

"I will try again."

With a bang, the gray cat ears snapped off.

With a "snap", the cat ears turned into pointed and longer dog ears.

With a "snap", the whole thing turned into a monster with a cat face and a human body...

Looking at Le Yuan with black lines on his face, Qing Kong, the blue cat who had recovered its original shape, said in a dazed voice: "Oh, I haven't used the magic trick for a long time and it's a little degraded, and my ears are difficult to deal with. You Taobao bought a cat ear headband and put it on your parents. Shake it around a few times. Special hobbies, they will understand."

"……Fine."

Why does everyone in the cat clan seem a little unreliable except myself?