The cat who wears Jackie Chan

In the swamp, blood flowed wantonly, and dirty mud rushed up.

Even the pale corpses buried at the bottom of the mud turned out of the water, their dead arms pointing to the sky like dead branches.

Panting, Mu Xuefeng swallowed a pill, and supported her body with the Longque Saber in her palm.

The mirage hiding at the bottom of the water has shown its original shape, it is a shapeless black chaos under his feet.From the chaos came the sound of sobbing and begging for mercy: "The little one has eyes but doesn't know Mount Tai, so I don't dare to offend you anymore, please, let the little one go... You came to help the old village... Looking for a grandson? He, he is not a good thing, I can help you and kill him!"

"Look!" The begging voice became sharper, "Behind you, under the old locust tree, they are waiting for you to die. If I can't solve you, they will come right away. They will take advantage of your illness and ask you to die." Your life! This place is close to Fallen Immortal Cliff, you don’t know how many people who have just come to the Demon Realm have been secretly killed by them. When you came, they also set their sights on you.”

Mu Xuefeng suddenly looked back.

Sure enough, I saw people from that village, headed by the old village head, crowding around the edge of the swamp.I don't know when it came, but there were pairs of eyes, all staring at him silently.

"Fellow Daoist Mu, don't listen to the slander of this mirage," said the benevolent old village head, leading the crowd forward, "We're just looking for my poor grandson..."

"He's the one who is farting!" the dying mirage cursed, "The day of paying tribute is coming soon, and the pills he usually refines can't enter Jiuyou's Dharma Eye, he has long coveted you and wants to take your body Refining tributes! He also made a deal with me before, he gave me the panacea in exchange for the remaining body after I devoured the soul, and now he wants to borrow a knife to kill people, making you and me—"

The saber qi fell like frozen moonlight, smashing the chaos into fine pieces, and the tip of the knife picked up a dark purple spar, which was the magic core in the mirage's body, comparable to the heart.

Mu Xuefeng said coldly: "From the moment you transformed into Yuanyuan, you will surely die."

Before the words fell, the mirage that had lost its magic core had already vanished into thin air.

"Fellow Daoist Mu," the old village head who saw this scene smiled, "Thank you, I finally got rid of the serious trouble blocking the entrance of the valley."

Mu Xuefeng didn't respond, his cold eyes swept across the faces of the villagers one by one.

The next moment, his body, which seemed to be unable to stand still, moved like a gust of wind.In an instant, the two villagers had been taken away by him one by one, and they stopped in the distance.

"If Mirage is telling the truth, there is something wrong with the Han Ling Pill you gave me." Mu Xuefeng said.

He had been to the village a few times, and he had eaten up all the pills he exchanged for prey before, and he hadn't tampered with it. This time it might not be the case.

Mu Xuefeng never relents, but he also doesn't like to kill innocent people indiscriminately.

No one taught him that it is purely natural to be good or evil.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Fellow Daoist Mu really wants to believe the nonsense of that mirage?" The old village chief was still prevaricating.

Mu Xuefeng directly stuffed the few pills he just bought into the mouths of the two of them.

Before he could carefully examine the condition of the two people who had swallowed the pill, he sensed the murderous intent coming towards him, Mu Xuefeng snorted coldly.

If that's the case, let's all die!

Including the "Master Nine Nether Messenger" hiding in the dark.

Even though he was wounded, the Dragon Sparrow Saber and Longyuan Sword were once again unleashed with arrogance reaching the sky.

In Xingluo Xiaojie, everyone looked at the sparkling banner that had just been hung up and talked about it.

The cat's paw on which the signature was signed clearly showed whose handwriting it was.

"What do you mean by martial arts competition?"

"It seems to be just recruiting someone to eat and live with it. After all, Banlianju... is half empty."

"Perhaps it wants to find another master?"

"Don't believe it! Brother Mao probably didn't pretend enough, so he thought of a new trick and continued to pretend."

"really."

Having said that, on the second night, everyone was still in high spirits, calling for friends and friends to watch the excitement.

On the hour of Xushi, in the star-studded Xingluo Xiaojie, there was a loud noise in the sky, and cats and cats appeared on the stage.

After the phantom of the roaring white tiger dissipated, what appeared in front of everyone was a cat in armored armor, its lower limbs stood upright, and two sandbag-sized boxing gloves were worn on its front paws.

Even a pair of erected cat ears were pressed inside the round helmet. It can be said that apart from the furry and striped orange tail that came out of the seam of the armor, there was no sign of a cat at all.

The little orange cat is no longer satisfied with the mere appearance of special effects, and has given himself a "super fierce" resident skin.

A wide arena like a huge drum was also built in advance.Booming onto the ring, the little orange cat in the mech looked around: "Who will come first?"

As far as the eye can see, everyone took three steps back.

"Junior Brother Mao, I'm here to ask for advice." After a while, one person came out of the group and laughed loudly.

Really dare to step forward to challenge.

The world has suffered cats for a long time, and a group of people have long been gearing up to frustrate the little orange cat and kill its prestige.

But the little orange cat doesn't show up often in Xingluo Xiaojie recently, and occasionally walks around and leaves. When asked, he said that he was busy with cultivation and couldn't be blocked if he wanted to.It's a chance tonight!

"Yo, come on." The little orange cat raised its sandbag-sized fist.

No matter what swords, knives, zithers, and talismans you care about, no matter how subtle and varied your moves are, eat, cat, iron, fist——

Ah da da da da da!

With one punch down, there was a sound of explosion, with the power of ten lions, ten elephants, ten bulls, and ten tigers, the phantoms of lions, elephants, bulls, and tigers appeared one by one, and the huge force merged into one, rushing violently. , smash the enemy in front of you to pieces!Smash it!

No rules, just a random punch.

This style of play is pure nonsense in the outside world, but in the dream where mental power is king, no one can catch it.

The group of people who came to challenge have made great progress in hardening their mental strength in recent days.But they found that the little orange cat improved faster than them!

"Hmph, next!"

"Is that all it takes?"

"Next!"

"Is it okay, you guys?"

The little orange cat is in high spirits.

"any left?"

Shouting arrogantly, Le Yuan carefully observed every challenger and spectator through the narrow slit in the armor mask with cat eyes.

wrong.

not him.

Not him either.

neither.

Sure enough... isn't he in the monastery?

Le Yuan also couldn't tell what he was looking for, what he was looking forward to.

After winning a few easy appetizers, the disciples who are also good at illusion appeared on the stage, and the scene quickly became anxious, and it was no longer a one-sided massacre.

The little orange cat also began to feel strenuous, so he took out the strength of the bottom of the box.

It was still the same armor that was armed to the teeth, and even the tail was wrapped into a steel whip, and electric current was bubbling all over his body.

Armored Warrior Orange Cat swung a fist, floods raged, thunder flashed, hurricanes roared, fire poured out of the sky, mountains shook and the ground shook, all kinds of doomsday natural disasters came to the world!

Tremble!

Shatter it!

I am the embodiment of power!

In the astonished eyes of everyone, he continued to advance triumphantly and won three games in a row.

Before the next challenger came to the stage, the little orange cat waved his hand, indicating that he needed an intermission.The mental power is exhausted a bit quickly, so I have to slow down.

"That's amazing, Junior Brother Mao!" Senior Sister Shen, who is good at painting, was the first to applaud, which also led a large group of disciples to applaud loudly.

Pretend to pretend, but it is also a real strength.

Senior Sister Ji came forward and gave the little orange cat a bouquet of flowers.

"Meow haha, thank you for the prize."

The atmosphere was very lively.

With a bouquet in his arms, Le Yuan put a boxing glove to his mouth, and made a "blowing" movement through the mask, suddenly remembered a hell joke in his mind, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What are you laughing at?" Li Xuan asked quietly.

"I thought of a funny thing."

"Tell me?"

"But very wicked."

"It's okay, I'm kind-hearted, I promise not to tell anyone." Li Xuan lowered his voice.

Le Yuan then said: "There is a guest, all the guests have arrived, but only one person is not here. The host was very anxious, so he said, 'Why hasn't the one who should come?' A guest thought after hearing this: Did the one who should come come?" Come on, then I shouldn’t have come? So I took my leave and left.”

"The host became more and more anxious and said, 'Why did the one who shouldn't have left instead?' The rest of the guests thought to themselves, if the one who left should not have left, then I should have left! They also left one after another."

"At this time, the host looked at the empty dining table, stomped his feet and said, 'I'm not telling them to leave!' So the last person who stayed was also left angrily."

Li Xuan was stunned when he heard that.

"Isn't it funny?"

"Junior Brother Cat," Li Xuan couldn't help sighing, "You are really... a cat who values ​​love and righteousness."

If he's not here, we're all guests who shouldn't be here, aren't we?

In the "martial arts competition" you organized, there was a radish and a hole, and what was waiting in the hole was a radish carved to look like Mu Xuefeng... From the beginning to the end, there was only him.

Having said that, Mu Xuefeng majored in knives and minored in swords. I have never heard of him tempering his mental strength. Even if he really came, he would be knocked down by you, right?

"Meow? How do you say that?" The little orange cat said, "It's just a joke, isn't it really funny?"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, I'm dying of laughing." Li Xuanbang cheered him on.

After a short break, the gong sounded and the next round began.

"Why is Senior Brother Han here!" Everyone couldn't help exclaiming when they saw the upright and calmly walking on the ring.

Although Senior Brother Han is still a student, he is extremely experienced and has a profound cultivation of illusion.On weekdays, he concentrates on cultivation and rarely participates in such occasions where young disciples play around.

Hiss, it feels like a strong opponent is coming!

The little orange cat also stared round, ready to fight.

The armor covering the whole body has evolved again, returning to its original nature, transforming into a beautiful and powerful mechanical black panther, with blue eyes capable of shooting lasers, a streamlined body shining with metal cold light, and steel claws scratching the ground, sending out "meow" electrons Roar.

What is cool, what is cyberpunk.

What is the combination of power and beauty!

... Wuwu, it can't be done.

Although the mechanical black panther is cool and powerful, the gap between hundreds of years of cultivation cannot be easily bridged after all.

After a few rounds, the high-speed running black panther stopped suddenly, and then the metal parts shattered piece by piece, turning into streamers, revealing the little orange cat inside.

In the last match, Senior Brother Han won.

"Good!" "Wonderful!" Applause from the ring.

The duel between the two parties, regardless of whether they win or lose, demonstrated their extraordinary background in illusion, and the crowd watched with conviction.

"Meow, you are amazing!" The little orange cat stretched out its paws wearing boxing gloves, with its thumbs up, and gave a "like".

"It's a pity that you seem to be a bit old." The little orange cat looked left and right, looked at Senior Brother Han, and then said to himself, "I want to find a good brother to play with. If we have a common topic, it is best to talk to me." About the same age?... But I do what I say, you can move into Banlian!"

It seems good to make a good brother who is proficient in illusion and can communicate with each other, but Ke Leyuan always feels that something is wrong, and he is not good, and this is not what he is looking for.

He won me, but also not.

"Junior Brother Cat," Li Xuan approached uninvited again, "Since he can live, why don't you add me?"

I don't know why, but this person wants to live in with a deadpan face.

But you are a rookie who can't beat me?Le Yuan glanced at him, was about to refuse, then let go and said: "You can discuss it with the senior brother, and the senior brother agrees."

Senior Brother Han laughed, and said helplessly, "I have a place to live, Li Xuan, go and live there."

"Haha, good. Then I would like to thank Junior Brother Mao for taking me in." Li Xuan laughed immediately.

"Meow meow." That's fine, you're welcome.