The cat who wears Jackie Chan

"Little kitten, what are you talking about?" No matter how clever Master Luo is, it is impossible to guess all of them after listening to this long series of "meow".

"Meow? Kitten? Ah, I'm not even human." Le Yuan who just woke up couldn't laugh or cry.

The little orange cat got up and saw a thing that looked like a beast horn lying beside him - when he fell down, the magic sound horn also fell to the ground, stretched out his paw and touched it, and instinctively sensed it usage.It is like an extended tongue and vocal cords, which can be used to speak.

"I, why am I lying here?" Le Yuan swallowed "Who am I, where am I" that he almost blurted out.

The situation is unknown and cannot be exposed.

"Did you forget a lot of things?" As a result, the beautiful sister asked immediately.

"……yes."

"You are my direct disciple. You traveled here with me. You were accidentally hit by the aftermath of other people's fights and fell to the ground. It seems that you hurt your head." Luo Fu said.

When the green light came on, she recognized it, it was a spell to seal the sea of ​​consciousness.

The Demon Realm is definitely not something that the current kitty can go to. She wanted to stop it, but the green light was faster than her.

The green light erased a piece of memory of the little cat... Was it Mr. Danqiu who tampered with that token?

Even if the little cat can be persuaded to go back, he will have distracting thoughts that will affect his practice. Temporarily erasing his memory may be the best way.But this senior, like Mu Xuefeng, made arrangements for others without asking the owner... Luo Fu sighed.

It's done, and she doesn't intend to expose it.

"Ah? So I've lost my memory." The little orange cat's green eyes widened, and his face was bewildered.

But the heart is frantically swiping the barrage.

"Really time travel", "Is the world of cultivating immortals?" "Standard start of amnesia", "Why is it a cat", "An orange cat with a worrying weight in the future", "Odd changes and even changes", "Symbols look at quadrants", "Conquer the world", "Never Be a man"...

"Little cat, let's go back to the monastery." Luo Fu said.

"Meow meow." What is a Taoist monastery, my sect?

The two of them hadn't returned yet. In Juntian Taoist Temple, an announcement had already been released, which quickly spread among many disciples: Mu Xuefeng fled from the sect, was expelled from the Taoist Academy, and no one should publicly mention him again.

The Taoist disciples were taken aback.Betrayal? !

Mu Xuefeng entered the Penglai Immortal Association one year ago, beheaded Yuanying in public, and it is said that he even had a fight in the Qinglian Sword Sect, and accomplished things that others could not do for hundreds of years. , Is it because the monastery is not big enough for him to pretend?

The next time I see him again, I'm afraid he will be a notorious devil, right?

When Master Luo came back with the little orange cat, everyone was even more surprised.Mu Xuefeng defected, but didn't take his cat with him - don't they have a good relationship with each other?

They all cast sympathetic eyes.

January 25, sunny

My name is Le Yuan, a time traveler, dressed as a little orange cat.It should be soul wear, the original owner Maomao may have died in time after being hit by the aftermath of the fight, and I replaced its body.There is no remnant soul that has not dissipated in the body, and the original owner has no unfulfilled wishes left, so he cannot help it come true.

According to the many fantasy novels I have read, this kind of "seizure" behavior must not be discovered by others!First of all, the beautiful master who deceived the original owner—she seems to be a fox demon?

Here comes the question, what is the character of the original owner?I don't have the memory of the original owner, so I don't know at all.

Fortunately, the original master said that I have amnesia, so I will pretend to have amnesia. It doesn't look like she is suspicious.

January 27, sunny

In order to better restore the character of the original owner, I tried it out, feeling very tired, and wanted to show it badly.

As long as you don't blurt out words from Earth, right?

February [-]st, sunny

Back to Juntian Dao Academy.I didn't expect to continue studying just after crossing, even though I was studying Taoism.The food in the cafeteria is also very good, and it’s free, you don’t even need to swipe your meal card, fried small yellow croakers yyds!

The classmates I met on the road were very friendly, and the original owner seemed to be very popular.After all, who can hate a kitten!

However, there were also some people who talked quietly and looked at me quietly.Their eyes looked like... pity?

Meow meow meow?Did the original owner experience some kind of tragedy, such as being dumped by his lover, abandoned by the owner or something.

Poor cat, it's gone, and I'll try to live a good life in its shell.

February [-], sunny

At the entrance of the cafeteria, I ran into a guy who looked like a playboy, and others seemed to call him "food shortage".He saw me as if he had seen an evil spirit, his eyes were frightened, and he backed away in fright.No way, I am such a cute kitten, how can it be scary.

——Hiss, could it be that the original owner was a demon cat in chaos?

In order to fit the original owner's cat design, from today on, I will try my best to be a devil cat!

Ps: Then I stopped the food tighter and asked him to cook for me and peel the shrimp for me. He would not leave until I finished eating.Meow ha ha.

Braised prawns are delicious.

February [-]th, sunny

The students are in a double dormitory, but my roommate is a black dragon and a black turtle, living in a pond.Tsk, I feel that the signboard at the entrance of the small courtyard can be replaced with "Zoo".

Heijiao and Xuangui don't go to class, they say they are not students, but my soul pet.Meow meow?Is the original owner so awesome? As a cat, he even has pets, and there are two of them.

The two spiritual pets are quite worry-free, and they don't have to shovel shit when they go to the cafeteria to eat by themselves.

February [-], overcast

Although it looks like I'm keeping a diary, I'm not really writing it down.

Serious people who keep a diary?

do i writeIf you don't write, just think about it in your head and pretend to write a diary.

As expected of an immortal cultivator in the pulse condensing stage, his memory is so strong that he can't forget a single thing. It is probably not a problem to memorize the entire Xinhua dictionary.

Laying on the bed and thinking of this, looking at the bed under the moonlight, for some reason, I suddenly felt that the bed was too big and too empty, and I could share half of it with someone... well, I don’t know who I could share it with.

The bed is the size for an adult to sleep on, but it is too big for a cat. I can't help but think of my cat's litter.If you use spirit crystals that are clearer than crystals and have a purer breath to build a cat's nest, it must be wonderful to sleep in it!

Speaking of which, there is really a huge sum of more than 200 million spirit stones in the storage token.Is the original owner a second-generation cat? He is really rich.

But I'm only in the pulse condensing state, and the road of cultivation has just started, so I'll talk about luxuries like spirit crystal cat nests later.

February [-], sunny

Going to class, doing exercises, going to the cafeteria to eat, life in the monastery is very fulfilling.

Two days ago, I met a little white cat in the cafeteria. She insisted on calling me "brother cat". She is an acquaintance of the original owner...you should know the cat.I didn't tell her about the original owner's death and that I was a time traveler, so I felt a little guilty.

A female classmate took the initiative to sit next to me and talk to me in the mental method class. Is she a cat slave?Is she trying to fuck me?

No, I have a human heart, I can't masturbate, not anyone else.

The cat's fur was slightly itchy. This body seemed to remember the feeling when it was stroked. Someone must have stroked the original owner.But me, no!

February 28, light rain

It was raining outside, and I was rolling on the bed, nearly falling off the edge of the bed.I always feel like I'm going to roll and roll, just like bumping into someone.Is it the memory of the original owner?It's a pity that it has disappeared together with the original owner's soul.

March [-], rain

Eat my favorite fried small yellow croaker in the cafeteria.I can eat it for a month without getting tired!

As I was eating, I suddenly missed the taste of a particularly fresh and fragrant steamed fish, as if someone had cooked it for me... Either my parents on earth, or people in this world, could it be the memory of the original owner? ?

None of the people I knew in the monastery seemed to cook steamed fish for cats.I guess, the original owner might be a cat with a wife, who made steamed fish for it.

Thinking of this, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and was shocked.

I heard that Juntian Taoist Temple is the top sect in this world, and it is very difficult to worship. The original owner could not be...Chen Shimei from the cat world, right?After entering the Taoist monastery, he dumped his wife, so no one has ever seen his wife.What a scumbag, Miao Shimei.

March [-]rd, sunny

I met the little white cat again in the cafeteria.Cautiously, I asked her if I had ever had a wife before.Unexpectedly, the little white cat reacted greatly, and stared round the cat's eyes: "You are so young, you are thinking about some messy meow!"

Meow, meow, I forgot, so I am a kitten who just entered kindergarten.The cooked wife was gone.

March [-], sunny

Although the memory of the original owner disappeared, it is reasonable to say that I should start from scratch, but the miracle is that I mastered the illusion very quickly, as if I had practiced it many times.

I really am a genius!

In this dreamland of Xingluo Xiaojie, it is simply my slaughterhouse—oh no, a playground!

I really like the feeling of pretending, hehe.

March [-], sunny

Pretend to compete in Xingluo Small Realm.

March [-], sunny

Pretend to compete in Xingluo Small Realm.

March [-], sunny

As soon as I entered the Xingluo Small Realm, the atmosphere changed. Everyone's eyes were filled with "It's so scary" and "It's about to compete again." The small world was full of admiration.

Meow haha, isn't the cat design of the Confused Demon Cat stand up now?

……

March 22, overcast

Is this the feeling of being overwhelmed by the cold at a high place? I pretend to be a little lonely.I want someone to dress with me.

I don't mean to be in love!There is species segregation.I want to make a good gay friend. To describe it, it’s the kind of people who can eat barbecue together, have fun with each other, and spray vegetables and chicken together on earth.

March 23, overcast

A little unhappy, seeing that He Zijin is upset.He seemed to say something about me secretly behind my back, and he hesitated when asked what he was talking about.

I wouldn't do something as tasteless as deflate his bicycle tires.I ran to his chariot parked beside the sycamore tree and cast a time-lapse illusion.When He Zijin got into the car and rose into the sky, the three fire phoenixes instantly turned into three huge green-haired parrots. While pulling the car, they kept repeating "Pull the idiot through the street" "Pull the idiot through the street"" Parade idiots through the streets."

When I entered Xingluo Xiaojie at night, the pattern on the top of He Zijin's head had changed to "idiot".

March 27, rain

The female classmate sitting next to me really wanted to masturbate the cat, but of course I flatly refused.

Touch it for you, someone will be jealous, meow... I looked around, but I couldn't find anyone who would be jealous.

March [-], sunny

Practice hard and strive to break through the golden core as soon as possible.

I seem to have really forgotten a very important person... maybe the original owner forgot?Who knows.want to see him.

It should be the "he" next to the single person, right?I somehow feel that way.