The cat who wears Jackie Chan

He hid in the broken bricks and rubble to spy on the outside world, not daring to vent his breath.

Someone wandered in the distance, as if looking for something.

Under the dark sky, the long knife in the man's hand was extremely bright, and as he walked, the dark red blood coagulated into a line and fell from the tip of the blade, like depicting the other shore flower on the scorched earth of the ruins.

Getting closer, getting closer.

The sound of small stones sliding down the broken wall made him tremble all over.Until the peeping eyes met a pair of eyes that were more ruthless than blood, and couldn't help but scream——

"Meow!!"

Le Yuan woke up from the nightmare, her heart pounding.

Fortunately it was a dream.

He let out a breath, stretched his waist, and raised his tail high.Under the bright sunshine, this golden little orange cat seems to be shining with fur.

He took a small dried fish from the wooden rack in the courtyard and ate it in a few mouthfuls. Le Yuan licked his paws clean and thought about slipping out for a stroll.

He is actually a time traveler.It may be because of the unacceptable climate before, my mind has been muddled, and I have only woken up in the past few days.

In my previous life, after finishing the college entrance examination, I was diagnosed with a terminal illness before I was full of excitement.In one summer vacation, he finished playing the bottle of his life. When others reported to the university, he lay on the hospital bed and counted sheep.But instead of being in a sudden disaster, he had time to say goodbye to his parents.If his parents knew that he had traveled to another world and started a new life, they would definitely be relieved.

—Just don’t tell them that your son is no longer a man!

The little orange cat walked to the courtyard wall, recalling what it had seen and heard after waking up.

Well, there is a cute-looking little sister next door, she slipped out last time and fed me a piece of jerky, she also likes to meow like a cat, she meows when I meow; the elder brother next door has fierce eyes and a loud voice, not old He was still wearing a tiger-head hat when he was young. He might be a hunter. Animal skins were drying in the yard... Slipping to the farthest place, he saw a huge lying stone at the entrance of the village, with the words "Pear Blossom Village" engraved on it.

Coming to the courtyard gate, Le Yuan looked at the talisman paper pasted on the gate.After he got lost last time, the owner set up a magic circle in the yard, but it seemed that he only needed to peel off the talisman paper.

The little orange cat jumped up, clawed at the door, peeled off the talisman with one paw, landed lightly, and pulled the door open.

There was a creaking sound, and a few furry heads popped out from the gradually widening crack of the door: "Meow!!"

If it is dubbed in English, it must be "surprise!"

Slamming the door shut, Le Yuan took a deep breath, curled up his tail and dropped the talisman paper not far away, and quickly pressed it back on the door.

The door panel rattled and trembled, and several different voices sounded from behind: "Open the door, everyone sees you coming!" "Don't worry, I won't take any fish or shrimp from you this time!"

"Get out!" Le Yuan's hair exploded into a hedgehog ball, and the cat's claws wiped the talisman paper vigorously, "You guys ate all my fish last time, and there was not a single one left for me , and made a mess in the yard, get out of here!"

"What's wrong with you, isn't your master cleaning up?"

"No way, he won't really let you, a three-month-old kitten, work."

"Dried fish! Dried fish!"

Finally, a steady voice said: "We brought you a roast chicken, if you don't believe me, you can smell it?"

"Don't come here——" Le Yuan said halfway, the scent got into his nose.It's an inexplicable smell, it smells ordinary at first, but then it smells like the finger-licking chicken he loved to eat in his previous life, and it also smells like the pan-fried chicken wings made by his mother in his memory... It made him fall into a trance for an instant.

After a while, the magic circle covering the small courtyard disappeared, and the courtyard door was wide open, and a group of black and white, tortoiseshell, and three-flowered cats poured in.

"Yo Huang, I haven't seen you for a few days, and I've gained a little weight again." The big black cat in the lead leaned forward.

Leyuan, the little orange cat, shook her head and woke up from her trance. Seeing that the big black cat was about to lick her fur, she quickly took a step back: "Where is the roast chicken?"

Although I don’t know why a Cantonese-speaking cat got mixed into the cat group, but that’s not the point. The point is the roast chicken? !

"Roasted chicken, what roasted chicken? Meow haha," the big black cat squinted its eyes, its whiskers trembling with joy, "Of course I lied to you! Illusion, I used illusion, we civets are born to know it." It As he spoke, he raised his front paws, a white light flashed, and the tortoiseshell cat standing beside it turned into a golden roast chicken, which was still dripping with oil.

It was exactly what Le Yuan had just smelled.

"Meow!" The next second, "Roasted Chicken" was bitten by the drooling big white cat next to it, and it changed back to its original shape amidst the screams, and turned around and began to slap the idiot who bit his ass so badly.

"...It's so meow." The little orange cat, Le Yuan, stared at the dead fish.

We civet family pills, right?Even such a stupid cat can do it, so why can't I?

The tortoiseshell cat and the big white cat are still fighting each other, and the other cats are already having fun in the yard.The small dried fishes drying in front of the house were divided up, and the cats played hunting games, throwing clay pots over and kicking over wooden barrels.One jumped up to the roof and fell into the water tank when it jumped down. The sound of splashing water and meowing mournfully resounded all over the yard.

Le Yuan ran to the water tank weakly.Halfway through the run, seeing the milk cat that fell into the water was picked up by the big black cat using magic, he quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and lay down on the spot as if he had lost his dream.

Why, other traversers call the wind and rain, but when I woke up, I was bullied by a group of furries?

There was a little confusion in the emerald green cat's eyes.

The front paws were touched lightly, Le Yuan raised his head and saw a three-colored cat with smooth fur and gentle eyes, showing him a piece of catnip in its mouth.

"Thanks, no need." Le Yuan politely rejected the young lady, and rested her chin on her front legs again.

After the three-flowered cat left, the leading elder brother, the black cat, also walked over, looking down at him with brown cat eyes, and a shadow fell over his body.

He has great prestige in the cat group, but the newborn kitten is not afraid of tigers, Le Yuan asked unhappily: "We agreed not to take a fish or a shrimp?"

"I didn't take it, I ate it." The big black cat was confident.

Le Yuan was silent.

There was a wet touch on his head, and the big black cat finally took the opportunity to lick his fur as a comfort, and said contentedly after licking: "Huang Zai, I can see that you are a kind young man. Come here this time In addition to visiting you, there is actually one more important thing to tell."

Le Yuan didn't say a word, and the big black cat continued: "Huang Zi, you don't have the psychic power of our family. It turns out that there is another chance. My old friend, Hu Xian, got a hexagram from watching astrology recently and night, and it happened to be on your head .Tomorrow afternoon, you will meet a very yellow man with a white beard, and he will sell you what you need." He used a rare and serious tone.

Le Yuan whispered: "Dogs only believe, do you think I look like a dog?"

The big black cat, blacker than coal, showed an inscrutable smile on its face, raised its paw and patted Le Yuan's shoulder solemnly, turned around and walked away leisurely, its erect cat tail swaying in the air.

Le Yuan stared at the big black cat's swaying tail with dead fish eyes. The cat's paw was about to move, and he really wanted to slap it down.

Are you trying to fool me again?

——What is a very yellow and very yellow person, how yellow is it?

Le Yuan lay on his stomach and thought.Traveling so far, he is still a low-level cat, a good-for-nothing who can't even use illusion, so it's time for the golden finger to arrive?

But who wants to believe this black-haired liar who doesn't even give roast chicken!

"The wind is tight, scream!" The cow cat squatting on the courtyard wall watching the wind suddenly shouted.

"Hula", the cats who were playing just now rushed away, leaving a little gray cat in the middle of the yard, sucking mint and inhaling high, lying on the ground with its belly turned over and tongue out.The big black cat that had already rushed to the door went back and forth, biting its tail and dragging it away.

are you back?Le Yuan got up quickly, feeling a little nervous.

I was confused a while ago, but I somehow knew that I still had an owner.

The sound of footsteps approached, and a figure stepped into the courtyard.Le Yuan glanced over, and saw that the person was not unfamiliar, it was the evil spirit in the nightmare - not two years older than himself, and a young man with a weak crown.He has sharp eyebrows, a slender figure, and a huge broad-bladed knife on his back.

He still hasn't figured out whether that nightmare actually happened, or it was a so-called prophetic dream.Maybe there is something to be afraid of, but after being raised by humans for several months, there is no trace of fear in my heart, only a vague kindness, and even an urge to run over.

But the next moment, Le Yuan saw the brother glance at the messy yard and frowned.

hiss.The little orange cat shrank its neck knowingly, its ears drooped and hung on both sides of its head.

dare not speak out.

After a moment of silence, he caught a glimpse of the man's gaze still on him from the corner of his eye, Le Yuan became more nervous, and couldn't help but lowered his head and licked his hair.Ah, why licking hair can soothe my emotions? I am obviously a person who knows where the instinct comes from, but it seems to be really effective. If you don’t want to lick it again, you can see that the other party removes the giant knife behind his back and throws it towards the courtyard wall with a splash of dust. Cut in, Le Yuan was so frightened that he licked his hair a few more times.

Immediately, he heard a helpless sigh, and the young man walked over to his side and began to tidy up the yard.

Hey, are you so easy to talk to?

While the owner was cleaning the yard, Le Yuan sneaked up to the giant knife.The blade is as clear as a mirror, reflecting a round cat's face, emerald eyes full of curiosity.An ominous smell of blood could be smelled from such a clean knife.In the sound of the wind that was cut by the blade, there was a sound like the howling and howling of an evil spirit.

This is the legendary... countless dead souls under the sword?Le Yuan didn't dare to think about it.

He went back to the kitchen and lay down behind the threshold in a daze.The owner has a face that is impossible to know the price of rice and vegetables today - Le Yuan doesn't know either, but he really knows how to cook and is skilled.

The scent wafted out, and not long after, the owner sat down at the dining table, and the little orange cat also secretly jumped onto the table.While he was staring eagerly, the owner put a bowl of meat porridge in front of him.Originally, all the dried fish in the yard belonged to the cat, but now there is only meat porridge left.

Le Yuan took a sip, and it was quite delicious.

One person and one cat buried their heads in cooking.

After eating and tidying up, it was nightfall.The owner meditated in the room, and soon his body and spirit became one, his breathing was gentle, and he was as still as a statue.Le Yuan watched him practice enviously, and at the same time thought about the adventure of tomorrow.

The big black cat didn't tell the details, what kind of adventure will it be?

Peerless magical weapons, cheats against the sky, mythical beasts and pets, panacea and immortal grass... cats are fine, cats don't pick!

It really doesn't work, a system that likes to release tasks for the mentally handicapped is also fine.For example: [System: Ding!A friendly neighborhood relationship is the first step in starting a cultivation career.Novice task: Increase the favorability of the big black cat, or use force to subdue it. 】

"Choose two." Le Yuan beeped softly in his heart, if there is such a system.