really can't go back

Min Linlin, a surreal girl, is busy with intrigues every day during the day, and at night, she goes home to watch other people's intrigues on a certain original website. Learn all kinds of intrigue in the text, and then apply what you have learned to practice on your colleagues.

On this day, Min Linlin had a bad luck. The manager's secretary, who had been stepped on by her before, successfully climbed onto the manager's big bed, and ran up to her today to show off her might.In fact, this is nothing, the most f*cking thing she can't stand is that the contract she signed before was picked on by the manager in every possible way, and in the end she was deducted half a year's bonus.Min Linlin absolutely believed that the manager was being ignored, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.With her bag on her back, Min Linlin left the office early after saying to discuss the contract.

The weather outside also seemed to be against Min Linlin. As soon as Min Linlin walked to the bus station, there was a loud noise in the sky. Before Min Linlin could react, the lightning struck the nearby tree, and the tree was split open immediately.Min Linlin scolded for bad luck, and didn't dare to lean too far back. She took out the umbrella from her bag, and before she opened it, she heard another loud noise, and a big tree in the other direction fell in response.Min Linlin jumped up and ran in the direction of the company. She felt that today's thunder followed her to find trouble. Every time Min Linlin ran, a thunder struck, and the trees on both sides fell. When she was about to rush into the company, she suddenly felt The scenery changed drastically.It was obviously a tall office building, but it suddenly disappeared from the sight.

Min Linlin stepped on it in time and didn't run any further. There was a cliff in front of her, the flat road under her feet turned into a dirt road, and the buildings on both sides turned into forests. What's going on?Min Linlin was stunned.Just as she was thinking about what was going on, there was another loud noise from the sky. Min Linlin looked up, and there were dark clouds over her head. Min Linlin then looked down at her feet. Damn, where are my feet?How did it become a snake?Now look at the upper body, mother!I was blatantly going to Guoben. Fortunately, there is no police uncle here, otherwise she would have to be taken away as mentally ill.

Min Linlin felt that she was going crazy. Nima, she was in a human body just now, but now she turned into a snake body. Min Linlin wanted to find a place to hide, but... Nima!She can't twist a snake.Min Linlin twisted twice, her upper body leaned forward, before she could balance, she fell down and fell like a dog.Reluctantly standing up, "Bah bah..." Spit out the sand in his mouth, "MD, what day is it today, you're so unlucky." Patted the ashes on his body, "MD..." Before he finished shouting, a big thunder struck again down.Min Linlin completely lost her temper, and twisted her waist hard to move forward.

Twisting twice, the person did not move forward a few meters, and the person lost his balance again. After stabilizing his body, he twisted forward again. Min Linlin exhaled inwardly. Hinting "I can do it" to stabilize her heart, Min Linlin was able to move forward slowly. Although the speed was not fast and the balance of her body was still a little unstable, at least she didn't stop at one place.It's just that Lei in the sky seemed to be following Min Linlin, wherever she slid, Lei followed.Min Linlin vomited blood, but there was nothing she could do. No matter how capable she was, she couldn't do anything against the sky.

Even if you can't go against the sky, at least you have to find a safe place for yourself. Min Linlin looked at a cave in front of her from a distance, mobilized all the functions in her body, and slid towards the cave, but she kept chopping crookedly before she entered the cave. The thunder finally hit her, "Ah..." Min Linlin almost fainted from the pain.Min Linlin gritted her teeth, she suddenly had a bad feeling that those thunders were actually aimed at her.Just as this thought flashed across her body, another thunderbolt hit her body. The pain on her body could no longer be described in words. Min Linlin's body was already leaning forward and fell down. Her hands didn't have the strength to support her body. The first blow hit her left shoulder. The second hit hit the tail, where did the third hit?Min Linlin couldn't be met, she only had the thought of God killing me.

When the third thunder struck, Min Linlin completely lost consciousness, her mind went blank...

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Min Linlin didn't know how long she had been in a coma, but when she opened her eyes, her body seemed to be restrained and she couldn't move.Opening her eyes, Min Linlin looked around. The trees were tall and the grass was also tall—she had become smaller, no, not smaller, but lower.Min Linlin raised her head hesitantly, there was no expected pain on her body, which made Min Linlin feel very strange.With her head moving, Min Linlin began to look around and see if she was injured anywhere.It's just that you don't know if you don't look at it, and you are shocked when you see it.She, no, it should be it, now her whole body is white, her body is long and thick, where she is still human, she is clearly a snake!

Min Linlin was frightened, she, she, why did she become a snake.This, this... She is going to become a human!Just as Min Linlin finished thinking, her body swayed, and the snake's skin slowly fell off. The snake became a human.Min Linlin squatted down, holding Chiguo's body with both hands, looking at the sloughed skin, it would be great if the skin could be turned into clothes, just as the thought flashed, the skin on the ground turned into clothes, and she flew over, Min Linlin instinctively He reached out to pick it up, but the clothes were put on by himself.Min Linlin blinked, this is amazing!Is she... No, what should be the situation!

Min Linlin slowly began to sort it out. She was angry at the company first, and then ran out to go home to calm down. However, she encountered drought and wanted to return to the company. She ended up unexpectedly appearing here, and then one thing after another happened. , happened, and made her faint before she could figure it out.The most important thing for her to figure out now is whether she is a human, a demon, or—wait a minute, the previous thunder should be Tianlei!After the demon scriptures, Tianlei should become a fairy!Then, shouldn't she be a fairy now?

Min Linlin became excited in an instant. If she became a fairy, the first thing she would do would be to trip up that damned secretary and let her hear the wind.Min Linlin was in a happy mood, but at this moment she heard a heavy voice, "White Snake, hurry up and go to Guanyin Temple to seek immortality." Min Linlin was startled by the voice, White Snake?It should refer to her!Guanyin Temple?where?No matter how she wants to get there, she can't afford to use flying, the fairies she gets should all be able to fly!Avalokitesvara should be in the South China Sea, so she shouldn't be going to the South China Sea, right?Min Linlin had one question mark after another in her mind, she calmed down and thought, there will always be a solution.Leaning under the big tree, Min Linlin was thinking about how to seek immortality.

As if God knew Min Linlin's troubles, many memories flooded into Min Linlin's mind, about cultivating immortals, about how she stole a little monk's elixir.The corner of Min Linlin's mouth twitched, why did she find this plot familiar?Throwing away the strange thoughts in her mind, Min Linlin turned into a beam of light and disappeared in the woods with her unskilled magic, heading straight for the Guanyin Temple.

Min Linlin arrived at the Guanyin Temple and knelt down in the temple. In fact, Min Linlin didn't believe in Buddhism, but Min Linlin's mother was a devout believer. Following her mother's influence, Min Linlin learned a lot about Buddhism, such as kneeling now.Buddhist kneeling is not as simple as kneeling down with your legs together, clasping your hands together, and simply kowtow.Min Linlin felt that she should prostrate at this time. Thinking of her mother praying to Buddha, Min Linlin did it like a gourd painting. First, she put her hands together and recited Amitabha. Slowly slide down, slowly straighten up.I have been doing more than a dozen, and Avalokitesvara appeared.

"White Snake, although you became an immortal today, you have a mortal relationship that you can't understand. Go down the mountain! Wait until you form a mortal relationship before entering the immortal class." Guanyin was happy, and disappeared after speaking, but Min Linlin was dumbfounded. Why did she think this The situation is familiar! ! !

The scenes deep in the memory were dug out, and the plots of the hit dramas that were broadcast every summer in the past appeared in Min Linlin's mind one after another. At this time, Min Linlin only had one thing to think about—the damn timetravel.