In the scorching summer, a large parasol was opened in the courtyard. The girl was sitting on a picnic mat with word reading books and snacks in front of her. The children were sitting around her. Sleep in her arms.
Even though there were earthquakes and weird explosions, the news of the kidnapping of elementary school students by the mafia was not covered up by natural disasters. The reporters in Mihua Town, like sharks that smelled fishy, gathered in large numbers at the port of Yokohama, holding cameras everywhere. shoot.
People in the dark world are most afraid of the eyes of the public, being stared at by people, and illegal work will also be severely hindered. It stands to reason that they should clamp their tails and wait for the storm to pass, but the sick leader obviously does not have this kind of patience. So after he ordered the killing of several reporters, the situation escalated, and the Tokyo government quickly set up a special team.
Now is not the time to enter kindergarten, so the student life of the little sea urchin still has to wait for a while. Her newly picked up savior can't speak, so she does preschool exercises with Fu Heihui.
When several children yawned in unison, Gojo Satoru came to his senses.
As soon as he came, his face was dark and he didn't speak. Lu Yelian felt a little funny, and gently stroked his frowning brow: "My lord is back?"
"Yeah." Gojo Satoru looked tired and looked at the little devils around him. He said he wanted to beat up, but after meeting him, he felt that beating up children was really boring, so he tore Edogawa Luanbu away and put himself on the pillow. Arriving on Lu Yerei's lap, he took off his sunglasses, as if he was too lazy to communicate with anyone.
After her accident in Yokohama, the old man in Kyoto became even more annoying. He kept making phone calls all day and even sent someone over.
Lu Yelian smiled and looked at his brothers: "Go and take a nap?"
"Huh!" Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai looked at each other, and walked into the room first, the little sea urchin was very good, and Nakahara Chu also liked his new room very much, so there were only two people left here.
"Hmph." Gojo Satoru imitated Edogawa Ranpo's tone and snorted, and opened his eyes to look at her: "It's really going to cause trouble."
Lu Yelian lifted his forehead hair and stroked with his fingers: "I have caused you trouble."
"Send it abroad." There was no subject, and it was not an interrogative sentence. It meant that she could not be refused. Wujo Satoru rarely spoke to her in this tone.
Lu Yelian was silent for a while: "Can Lian say no?"
"reason?"
"Sending them away without their consent is considered abandonment."
The girl looked at him, her eyelashes trembling slightly, as if begging for love: "They are just children who don't know good and evil, adults, don't make plans with them, okay?"
The boy looked at her for a while, then grabbed her hand into his palm: "You will really cause me trouble, you."
"Have you been noisy over there in Kyoto?"
Gojo Satoru played with her fingers: "I'm tired of calling all the time, I really want to kill them all, the bugs in Tokyo need to be cleaned up, and the supernatural beings in Yokohama... Humph, I've been there, anyway He is also your younger brother, no matter what, he should beat those people up."
"Are you the one who broke into the mafia building on the news and was assassinated?"
There was a smile in her words, and Gojo Satoru also curled the corners of his mouth: "What is an assassination? It's just a scare. Jie said that killing people is not allowed. The old man is no different from a sick and dead ghost. When he saw me stepping on the glass shards, his voice was loud." trembling..."
"'Who exactly is your Excellency?' he asked, and I replied, 'A nice, super handsome guy passing by'."
**
In the room, Edogawa walked carelessly and had forgotten the unhappiness of being picked up just now, and read the manga carelessly, while Osamu Dazai stared at the real-time news on the computer and said, "I hate that guy."
His words were thoughtless, so Edogawa Ranpo just looked up at him, indicating that he heard, and then looked down at the manga.
"Not just him, I hate all conjurers."
Osamu Dazai didn't care about his perfunctory attitude, and continued, "Because all conjurers are her enemies."
Edogawa blinked his eyes randomly: "It's the other way around, Dazai."
My sister got hurt because of this guy.
"..." Osamu Dazai knew what he had said, looked down at the bandage wrapped around his hand, and continued: "Doctors and patients are in a cooperative relationship. Generally speaking, the relationship between doctors and patients is dominated by the former. , but this should be based on the situation of equal strength.
"When a doctor has the ability to treat diseases but has no ability to protect himself, all patients are her potential enemies. This is very simple. Doesn't her current passive situation illustrate a point?
"Don't we want her safety to depend on the kindness and rationality of the patient?" Osamu Dazai's brows became cold: "Just like now, this guy is still rational, so if one day he becomes like those lunatics. "
"I really don't understand you." Edogawa Ranpo closed the manga book: "You are the one who hurt my sister, right? Sometimes you act indifferently and willfully, and then you worry like a good brother. Dazai has a double Personality? Chaos doesn’t want to talk about this kind of topic with people who are entangled with uncertainties.”
"I can make her hurt, but no one else can."
The absurd words came from a child, and Edogawa Ranpo's cheeks puffed up: "So what are you trying to say? No matter how you hear this, there is something wrong with it. I think my sister should take you to see a psychiatrist."
"I want to cut off her relationship with the magic world." Osamu Dazai propped his chin with one hand, and said in a lazy but determined tone, "You will help me, Chaos."
"..." Edogawa Ranpo wrinkled his nose unhappily, "Your plan?"
"Fu Heihui...he is of the blood of the Zenyuan family, and his father is such a powerful heaven and curse." Dazai Osamu smiled: "It would be a pity if we didn't awaken a good spell, wouldn't it?"
"This kind of thing can't be controlled." Edogawa shook his head in disorder.
"Generally speaking, the first awakening of a conjurer is around 5 years old. We can advance this time. If he can't, then we have to find another alternative."
Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin: "Find a manipulable adult to control the magic world. It may be faster. The disadvantage is that it is unstable. It is not as easy to use as a chess piece that has already established a strong brotherhood with you."
"Why not you?" Edogawa Ranpo collapsed on the chair: "Ranpo doesn't like to do this kind of thing."
Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "He is very afraid of me, can't you see it?"
"Oh, that Ranpo also has a plan." Edogawa Ranpo pointed to the right side. The opposite side of the study was originally a vacant bedroom, but now it has been occupied by a new family member.
"The new brother is very strong, and he is not afraid of you at all. He has supernatural powers. Didn't Dazai just happen to be very interested in this aspect? If that's the case, then I'll leave him to you."
There was a sense of 'no one can run away' in his words, but Osamu Dazai had expected this, he nodded casually, the new orange-haired boy looked easy to manipulate, Osamu Dazai didn't think that It will be a tough job for him.
So he chuckled lightly, with an attitude that everything was under control: "Have you enjoyed your cooperation?"
"It's not cooperation." Edogawa Ranpo stood up holding the comic book, and said angrily, "I don't want to be happy with you either."
A plan that lasted several years was thus established. The boy in the detective hat opened the door and left. Osamu Dazai browsed the news on the computer, thinking about whether to learn how to crack the official internal webpage. It was raining again outside. The boy turned his head to look over, and suddenly turned off the computer.
He looked tired again, bored by the unexpected development.
The door was pushed open, and Edogawa Ranpo brought Nakahara Chuya in.
The orange-haired boy who couldn't speak was staring at him, his blue eyes were full of vigilance and suspicion, Edogawa Luanbu grinned, and pushed Nakahara Chuya in front of him: "I just said hello to my sister, Dazai is Chuya's childcare worker now, what's the first thing he does when he takes office~"
……
Osamu Dazai glanced at the dirty guy, showing disgust.
"Bingo~" Edogawa Ranpo applauded happily, with a tone of Gojo Satoru's demeanor: "You guessed right, it is to teach my younger brother to take a bath, Mr. Dazai, the childcare worker, please leave immediately!"
**
In the bathroom, Osamu Dazai turned on the faucet of the bathtub, and perfunctorily began to teach: "Unscrew this, and the water will come out, and you can wash it when you get in."
Zhongyuan Zhong also stood still.
Osamu Dazai frowned, pointed to the bathtub: "Go in."
He used the tone of commanding a puppy, contemptuous and somewhat malicious. The boy in front of him seemed to be extremely sensitive to emotions, and when he sensed the hatred in his words, he immediately showed the appearance of attacking.
"Well, I have no intention of hurting you."
Teaching idiots to take a bath... Osamu Dazai didn't want to waste time on this. He coaxed me very perfunctorily, and then habitually mocked: "Don't always show this expression, like a dog that bites people. Not likable..."
What responded to him was a real fist.
Osamu Dazai was thrown into the bathtub, his eyes widened in a daze, he coughed a few times because of the choking water, and then laughed softly.
"what……"
**
The bathroom was flying like cats and dogs, and Edogawa Luanbu was holding the little sea urchin outside. Luye Lian didn't pay attention to this side for the time being, because Xia Youjie came over.
"Feel sorry."
Xia Youjie was sitting on the sofa, drinking a drink, smiling Yan Yan: "This time I made a big mistake. I should have sent the curse spirit to investigate first, and then take you down after confirming that there is no danger."
She was sitting beside her, and her words were full of worry: "Is it really okay, my lord?"
"Well, it's done." Xia Youjie stood up, rolled up his sleeves for her, as if coaxing a child: "Look, there's not even a scar left."
She looked very carefully, Xia Youjie looked down at her and smiled: "Do you want to touch it? It's really good."
She raised her eyes to look at him, hesitated for a while, and touched her slightly cool fingertips.
Xia Youjie coaxed her with a smile, his voice was low and soft: "Didn't I lie to you?"
"I can always remember the way adults are lying on the ground, so I can't feel at ease for a while." She smiled: "Because Wutiao adults are not often injured, Lian never knew that it turned out that he was treated by the reversal technique. , the injury can heal so quickly."
"Wu said this is the first time you have been hurt in your life."
He looked at her forehead, where a small piece of gauze was stuck on it: "Why don't you let the nitrous treat it?"
"Always leave some marks." Lu Yelian smiled at him, "My brother can remember clearly."
"Is it because of this?" Xia Youjie sighed: "Think about yourself more? I always feel that now..."
You are living for others.
This sentence was not uttered. In social situations, Xia Youjie always has excellent intuition, so he mentioned another thing: "Speaking of which, when you came back, you had other people's curse power on you. Is it time to meet the magician?"
He took out his mobile phone and looked at it: "Wu is very angry because of this incident, and now he has gone to Yokohama to arrest people, so please tell me now, are you meeting a benefactor or an enemy? It will depend on what we should give to thank you." Or punishment."
Hearing this, she lowered her eyes and curled her fingers: "It's just a few patients."
Xia Youjie remembered that before the explosion, when he held her in his arms, it was so small that it seemed that it would shatter if squeezed.
I always feel... If such a person is not in his eyes all the time, he can't be at ease no matter what.
"I see."
Xia Youjie interrupted his thoughts, smiled at her lightly, with a hint of reassurance: "Don't worry, we won't kill people."
She nodded slightly, staring at her fingertips, with an expression like a ignorant child: "I have nothing, I don't know how to repay your kindness..."
"Be happier? That's my only request."
She pursed her lips, probably learned this from her younger brother, as if she was acting like a baby.
"What's the matter?" Xia Youjie moved closer and looked into her eyes: "Does Lian have to repay me?"
She also looked at him: "In terms of usefulness, your value to society is far higher than that of pity. A person like pity can only bring trouble to everyone. In terms of responsibility, you don't need to protect pity." bondage of..."
"Because of this, Mr. Xia You, who had no responsibility to save me, became Lian's lifesaver. Such a pure kindness made Lian wonder how to repay it."
"Just because I wanted to."
The two were very close, Xia Youjie glanced at the noisy bathroom, thinking about how much time he had left to be alone, and the answer he got was less than 3 minutes.
So let's be a little blunt: "If you feel uneasy because of this incident, just treat me as a good friend who can give your life?"
"Because of this, you can ask for everything from me without any reason."
"Except for the books, this is the first time Lian heard of this term in real life. It was Lord Wu Tiao who mentioned you on the phone."
Lu Yelian looked at him, his voice was very soft, as if he was a little worried: "Lian's understanding of this is very shallow, I'm afraid I can't bear it..."
"This is not an assessment, and you don't need to pay me anything. You just ask me for it. If you learn this, you are already qualified."
"Try it?" The young man has a very oriental appearance, and Qingjun's brows smiled, looking extra gentle: "From now on, tell me: 'Jie, you give this lady to discipline those two younger brothers who are fighting'."
She rolled her eyes, as if amused by him.
**
The two little guys in the bathroom were literally fighting.
Nakahara also obviously had some concept of the word 'family', so he didn't use his ability, which also gave Osamu Dazai, who was about the same size as him, the ability to fight back.
They fought back and forth, and there was no clear winner. The bathroom turned into a mess. The boy jumped over obstacles all over the floor, grabbed one with each hand, and easily caught them out.
The two little guys were wet, their faces were painted, and they were only as tall as his thighs, looking pitiful and cute.
Because he and Gojo Satoru often fought, Xia Youjie didn't think the fight was a big deal. He looked down at the two unhappy boys with faces written all over his face, only thinking it was funny.
"Your sister has an injury on her foot, so I will do the job of educating you. Then, when the question starts, who did it first?"
The orange-haired boy next to him patted his small chest, indicating that it was Chuya Nakahara himself who did it.
Fool.
Osamu Dazai didn't want to be educated by anyone, the bathroom was not far from the living room, he held his left cheek, made a pitiful look, walked a few steps to the living room, and was arrested again.
The black-haired boy squinted his eyes: "You can't act like a baby to your sister yet?"
Who is going to act like a baby.
Osamu Dazai looked up at him, with a sarcastic tone: "What right do you have to discipline us? Did the family hire another butler?"
"It's my sister's entrustment." Xia Youjie's tone sounded unbearable, and with a smile, he patted Osamu Dazai's head lightly twice, "Okay, before the ins and outs of the matter are clarified, is my sister okay?" Will I give you a hug?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Heihui came over pushing a medicine box about the same size as him.
The cub's small head was covered with sweat, and even the raised sea urchin hair was rattled. He lifted the cover with his little hands, picked up the bandages and handed them to the two older brothers.
"Hurrah, it doesn't hurt anymore."
As he said that, the little sea urchin also motioned the two elder brothers to bow their heads.
Nakahara Chuya blinked, squatting obediently in front of Fukuihui, enjoying the treatment service of his younger brother, Dazai Osamu had a cold face, a look of disinterest, his expression was wandering, as if he was distracted, and he seemed to be isolated from everyone a feeling of.
"Do you still need to ask about this kind of thing?" Ranpo Edogawa picked up Osamu Dazai's head from behind, and made various styles of his wet hair: "It must be that Dazai cursed people first to anger Chuya, so they That’s why we started fighting, idiot uncle.”
Xia Youjie: "???"
Who is he calling uncle! ?It can't be him!
The adolescent DK was defeated by the phrase 'uncle' shouted by a boy who was not a few years younger than him. He was stunned on the spot, Edogawa Ranpo narrowed his eyes, and put his arms around Osamu Dazai's neck: "Since that day, Ranpo felt that everyone They're all so stupid, don't you think so, bastard brother?"
Osamu Dazai pushed his hand away vigorously, and finally ran into the living room covering his cheek as he wished.
The girl was sitting on the sofa reading a book, and he walked slowly over and stood in front of her.
"pain."
She smiled lightly, and hugged him into her arms: "Didn't Xiaohui pass by? Luanbu made a bet with his sister, he said you wouldn't be willing to apply medicine, sister lost."
"..." Osamu Dazai burrowed into her arms, "They bullied me."
There was a somewhat threatening tone in his words, indicating that if he didn't get any more attention, he would make a fuss, Lu Yelian laughed, and held his face: "Then what should I do?"
A kiss fell on the cheek, and she said, "Let them be okay?"
"Didn't my sister promise me not to comfort this guy!"
Edogawa ran over angrily: "Don't go back on what you say!"
He leaned his cheeks closer: "I want Luanbu too!"
Perhaps because he learned violence from Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai's first reaction was to slap him, but before that, his sister had already bowed her head and gave him a slap.
"Hmph." Edogawa Ranbu snorted softly, expressing that he was barely calmed down: "Forget it, I know that my sister is also an idiot."
"Isn't summer vacation coming soon?"
He went on to talk about the school: "Next semester, Naka will go to school with Dazai, so my sister doesn't have to worry about Dazai's safety."
Seeing Osamu Dazai frowning, Ranpo Edogawa directly tousled his hair, and laughed: "You can't refuse! And, before that, Dazai must teach Zhongyuan how to read well. If you fail in Zhongyuan, you will be punished." It's up to the two of you!"
Edogawa Ranpo now feels like the king of children and the head of the family. Not only is he in charge of the financial power of the Shikano family, he also decides the quality of life of the bodyguard uncle, and now he has even started to arrange school and summer vacation for his younger brothers.
Osamu Dazai huddled in his sister's arms and looked at him: "Why do you arrange me? That guy is under my management. It's not your turn to intervene in matters like whether to go to school, right?"
"Eh?"
The black-haired and green-eyed boy smiled at him: "When Dazai was busy thinking about things and being self-willed and angry, brother Ranbu was learning how to manage the house! Now the power of the family is in my hands, and my sister allowed it! "
With a stinking smile on his face, he talked to himself in a tone that would not allow rejection, but Lu Yelian didn't refute, but let him act like he didn't hear it.
Osamu Dazai only felt that Ranpo Edogawa stayed with that white-haired man in sunglasses for a long time, and he became more and more annoying.
Angrily, he buried his head back into his sister's arms, as if refusing to communicate, but it didn't work at all. Edogawa Ranpo took out Rei Kano's cell phone and started calling Dazai Osamu's school.
"Dazai has a bruise on his face. As a qualified older brother, of course he wants to ask for leave for you. It just so happens that the summer vacation is coming soon, why don't you just ask for the final exam..."
He was chattering, Dazai listened, and felt that this guy was not so annoying anymore.
brother?
This kind of thing... if it is used properly, it can play a greater role, right?
The six-year-old child didn't know which category the emotion that made him feel less irritable at this moment belonged to. He just looked up instinctively. The girl was writing the main points of communicating with the teacher on a piece of paper. The person who claimed to be his brother was watching Looking at the paper, he stumbled and read.
Mouth is 'my Dazai'.
It's like the parents surrounding their children just after climbing up from the underground ruins of Yokohama.
Osamu Dazai had a faint feeling:
What he didn't get at that time and made him feel missing, got it belatedly today.
Even though there were earthquakes and weird explosions, the news of the kidnapping of elementary school students by the mafia was not covered up by natural disasters. The reporters in Mihua Town, like sharks that smelled fishy, gathered in large numbers at the port of Yokohama, holding cameras everywhere. shoot.
People in the dark world are most afraid of the eyes of the public, being stared at by people, and illegal work will also be severely hindered. It stands to reason that they should clamp their tails and wait for the storm to pass, but the sick leader obviously does not have this kind of patience. So after he ordered the killing of several reporters, the situation escalated, and the Tokyo government quickly set up a special team.
Now is not the time to enter kindergarten, so the student life of the little sea urchin still has to wait for a while. Her newly picked up savior can't speak, so she does preschool exercises with Fu Heihui.
When several children yawned in unison, Gojo Satoru came to his senses.
As soon as he came, his face was dark and he didn't speak. Lu Yelian felt a little funny, and gently stroked his frowning brow: "My lord is back?"
"Yeah." Gojo Satoru looked tired and looked at the little devils around him. He said he wanted to beat up, but after meeting him, he felt that beating up children was really boring, so he tore Edogawa Luanbu away and put himself on the pillow. Arriving on Lu Yerei's lap, he took off his sunglasses, as if he was too lazy to communicate with anyone.
After her accident in Yokohama, the old man in Kyoto became even more annoying. He kept making phone calls all day and even sent someone over.
Lu Yelian smiled and looked at his brothers: "Go and take a nap?"
"Huh!" Edogawa Ranpo and Osamu Dazai looked at each other, and walked into the room first, the little sea urchin was very good, and Nakahara Chu also liked his new room very much, so there were only two people left here.
"Hmph." Gojo Satoru imitated Edogawa Ranpo's tone and snorted, and opened his eyes to look at her: "It's really going to cause trouble."
Lu Yelian lifted his forehead hair and stroked with his fingers: "I have caused you trouble."
"Send it abroad." There was no subject, and it was not an interrogative sentence. It meant that she could not be refused. Wujo Satoru rarely spoke to her in this tone.
Lu Yelian was silent for a while: "Can Lian say no?"
"reason?"
"Sending them away without their consent is considered abandonment."
The girl looked at him, her eyelashes trembling slightly, as if begging for love: "They are just children who don't know good and evil, adults, don't make plans with them, okay?"
The boy looked at her for a while, then grabbed her hand into his palm: "You will really cause me trouble, you."
"Have you been noisy over there in Kyoto?"
Gojo Satoru played with her fingers: "I'm tired of calling all the time, I really want to kill them all, the bugs in Tokyo need to be cleaned up, and the supernatural beings in Yokohama... Humph, I've been there, anyway He is also your younger brother, no matter what, he should beat those people up."
"Are you the one who broke into the mafia building on the news and was assassinated?"
There was a smile in her words, and Gojo Satoru also curled the corners of his mouth: "What is an assassination? It's just a scare. Jie said that killing people is not allowed. The old man is no different from a sick and dead ghost. When he saw me stepping on the glass shards, his voice was loud." trembling..."
"'Who exactly is your Excellency?' he asked, and I replied, 'A nice, super handsome guy passing by'."
**
In the room, Edogawa walked carelessly and had forgotten the unhappiness of being picked up just now, and read the manga carelessly, while Osamu Dazai stared at the real-time news on the computer and said, "I hate that guy."
His words were thoughtless, so Edogawa Ranpo just looked up at him, indicating that he heard, and then looked down at the manga.
"Not just him, I hate all conjurers."
Osamu Dazai didn't care about his perfunctory attitude, and continued, "Because all conjurers are her enemies."
Edogawa blinked his eyes randomly: "It's the other way around, Dazai."
My sister got hurt because of this guy.
"..." Osamu Dazai knew what he had said, looked down at the bandage wrapped around his hand, and continued: "Doctors and patients are in a cooperative relationship. Generally speaking, the relationship between doctors and patients is dominated by the former. , but this should be based on the situation of equal strength.
"When a doctor has the ability to treat diseases but has no ability to protect himself, all patients are her potential enemies. This is very simple. Doesn't her current passive situation illustrate a point?
"Don't we want her safety to depend on the kindness and rationality of the patient?" Osamu Dazai's brows became cold: "Just like now, this guy is still rational, so if one day he becomes like those lunatics. "
"I really don't understand you." Edogawa Ranpo closed the manga book: "You are the one who hurt my sister, right? Sometimes you act indifferently and willfully, and then you worry like a good brother. Dazai has a double Personality? Chaos doesn’t want to talk about this kind of topic with people who are entangled with uncertainties.”
"I can make her hurt, but no one else can."
The absurd words came from a child, and Edogawa Ranpo's cheeks puffed up: "So what are you trying to say? No matter how you hear this, there is something wrong with it. I think my sister should take you to see a psychiatrist."
"I want to cut off her relationship with the magic world." Osamu Dazai propped his chin with one hand, and said in a lazy but determined tone, "You will help me, Chaos."
"..." Edogawa Ranpo wrinkled his nose unhappily, "Your plan?"
"Fu Heihui...he is of the blood of the Zenyuan family, and his father is such a powerful heaven and curse." Dazai Osamu smiled: "It would be a pity if we didn't awaken a good spell, wouldn't it?"
"This kind of thing can't be controlled." Edogawa shook his head in disorder.
"Generally speaking, the first awakening of a conjurer is around 5 years old. We can advance this time. If he can't, then we have to find another alternative."
Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin: "Find a manipulable adult to control the magic world. It may be faster. The disadvantage is that it is unstable. It is not as easy to use as a chess piece that has already established a strong brotherhood with you."
"Why not you?" Edogawa Ranpo collapsed on the chair: "Ranpo doesn't like to do this kind of thing."
Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "He is very afraid of me, can't you see it?"
"Oh, that Ranpo also has a plan." Edogawa Ranpo pointed to the right side. The opposite side of the study was originally a vacant bedroom, but now it has been occupied by a new family member.
"The new brother is very strong, and he is not afraid of you at all. He has supernatural powers. Didn't Dazai just happen to be very interested in this aspect? If that's the case, then I'll leave him to you."
There was a sense of 'no one can run away' in his words, but Osamu Dazai had expected this, he nodded casually, the new orange-haired boy looked easy to manipulate, Osamu Dazai didn't think that It will be a tough job for him.
So he chuckled lightly, with an attitude that everything was under control: "Have you enjoyed your cooperation?"
"It's not cooperation." Edogawa Ranpo stood up holding the comic book, and said angrily, "I don't want to be happy with you either."
A plan that lasted several years was thus established. The boy in the detective hat opened the door and left. Osamu Dazai browsed the news on the computer, thinking about whether to learn how to crack the official internal webpage. It was raining again outside. The boy turned his head to look over, and suddenly turned off the computer.
He looked tired again, bored by the unexpected development.
The door was pushed open, and Edogawa Ranpo brought Nakahara Chuya in.
The orange-haired boy who couldn't speak was staring at him, his blue eyes were full of vigilance and suspicion, Edogawa Luanbu grinned, and pushed Nakahara Chuya in front of him: "I just said hello to my sister, Dazai is Chuya's childcare worker now, what's the first thing he does when he takes office~"
……
Osamu Dazai glanced at the dirty guy, showing disgust.
"Bingo~" Edogawa Ranpo applauded happily, with a tone of Gojo Satoru's demeanor: "You guessed right, it is to teach my younger brother to take a bath, Mr. Dazai, the childcare worker, please leave immediately!"
**
In the bathroom, Osamu Dazai turned on the faucet of the bathtub, and perfunctorily began to teach: "Unscrew this, and the water will come out, and you can wash it when you get in."
Zhongyuan Zhong also stood still.
Osamu Dazai frowned, pointed to the bathtub: "Go in."
He used the tone of commanding a puppy, contemptuous and somewhat malicious. The boy in front of him seemed to be extremely sensitive to emotions, and when he sensed the hatred in his words, he immediately showed the appearance of attacking.
"Well, I have no intention of hurting you."
Teaching idiots to take a bath... Osamu Dazai didn't want to waste time on this. He coaxed me very perfunctorily, and then habitually mocked: "Don't always show this expression, like a dog that bites people. Not likable..."
What responded to him was a real fist.
Osamu Dazai was thrown into the bathtub, his eyes widened in a daze, he coughed a few times because of the choking water, and then laughed softly.
"what……"
**
The bathroom was flying like cats and dogs, and Edogawa Luanbu was holding the little sea urchin outside. Luye Lian didn't pay attention to this side for the time being, because Xia Youjie came over.
"Feel sorry."
Xia Youjie was sitting on the sofa, drinking a drink, smiling Yan Yan: "This time I made a big mistake. I should have sent the curse spirit to investigate first, and then take you down after confirming that there is no danger."
She was sitting beside her, and her words were full of worry: "Is it really okay, my lord?"
"Well, it's done." Xia Youjie stood up, rolled up his sleeves for her, as if coaxing a child: "Look, there's not even a scar left."
She looked very carefully, Xia Youjie looked down at her and smiled: "Do you want to touch it? It's really good."
She raised her eyes to look at him, hesitated for a while, and touched her slightly cool fingertips.
Xia Youjie coaxed her with a smile, his voice was low and soft: "Didn't I lie to you?"
"I can always remember the way adults are lying on the ground, so I can't feel at ease for a while." She smiled: "Because Wutiao adults are not often injured, Lian never knew that it turned out that he was treated by the reversal technique. , the injury can heal so quickly."
"Wu said this is the first time you have been hurt in your life."
He looked at her forehead, where a small piece of gauze was stuck on it: "Why don't you let the nitrous treat it?"
"Always leave some marks." Lu Yelian smiled at him, "My brother can remember clearly."
"Is it because of this?" Xia Youjie sighed: "Think about yourself more? I always feel that now..."
You are living for others.
This sentence was not uttered. In social situations, Xia Youjie always has excellent intuition, so he mentioned another thing: "Speaking of which, when you came back, you had other people's curse power on you. Is it time to meet the magician?"
He took out his mobile phone and looked at it: "Wu is very angry because of this incident, and now he has gone to Yokohama to arrest people, so please tell me now, are you meeting a benefactor or an enemy? It will depend on what we should give to thank you." Or punishment."
Hearing this, she lowered her eyes and curled her fingers: "It's just a few patients."
Xia Youjie remembered that before the explosion, when he held her in his arms, it was so small that it seemed that it would shatter if squeezed.
I always feel... If such a person is not in his eyes all the time, he can't be at ease no matter what.
"I see."
Xia Youjie interrupted his thoughts, smiled at her lightly, with a hint of reassurance: "Don't worry, we won't kill people."
She nodded slightly, staring at her fingertips, with an expression like a ignorant child: "I have nothing, I don't know how to repay your kindness..."
"Be happier? That's my only request."
She pursed her lips, probably learned this from her younger brother, as if she was acting like a baby.
"What's the matter?" Xia Youjie moved closer and looked into her eyes: "Does Lian have to repay me?"
She also looked at him: "In terms of usefulness, your value to society is far higher than that of pity. A person like pity can only bring trouble to everyone. In terms of responsibility, you don't need to protect pity." bondage of..."
"Because of this, Mr. Xia You, who had no responsibility to save me, became Lian's lifesaver. Such a pure kindness made Lian wonder how to repay it."
"Just because I wanted to."
The two were very close, Xia Youjie glanced at the noisy bathroom, thinking about how much time he had left to be alone, and the answer he got was less than 3 minutes.
So let's be a little blunt: "If you feel uneasy because of this incident, just treat me as a good friend who can give your life?"
"Because of this, you can ask for everything from me without any reason."
"Except for the books, this is the first time Lian heard of this term in real life. It was Lord Wu Tiao who mentioned you on the phone."
Lu Yelian looked at him, his voice was very soft, as if he was a little worried: "Lian's understanding of this is very shallow, I'm afraid I can't bear it..."
"This is not an assessment, and you don't need to pay me anything. You just ask me for it. If you learn this, you are already qualified."
"Try it?" The young man has a very oriental appearance, and Qingjun's brows smiled, looking extra gentle: "From now on, tell me: 'Jie, you give this lady to discipline those two younger brothers who are fighting'."
She rolled her eyes, as if amused by him.
**
The two little guys in the bathroom were literally fighting.
Nakahara also obviously had some concept of the word 'family', so he didn't use his ability, which also gave Osamu Dazai, who was about the same size as him, the ability to fight back.
They fought back and forth, and there was no clear winner. The bathroom turned into a mess. The boy jumped over obstacles all over the floor, grabbed one with each hand, and easily caught them out.
The two little guys were wet, their faces were painted, and they were only as tall as his thighs, looking pitiful and cute.
Because he and Gojo Satoru often fought, Xia Youjie didn't think the fight was a big deal. He looked down at the two unhappy boys with faces written all over his face, only thinking it was funny.
"Your sister has an injury on her foot, so I will do the job of educating you. Then, when the question starts, who did it first?"
The orange-haired boy next to him patted his small chest, indicating that it was Chuya Nakahara himself who did it.
Fool.
Osamu Dazai didn't want to be educated by anyone, the bathroom was not far from the living room, he held his left cheek, made a pitiful look, walked a few steps to the living room, and was arrested again.
The black-haired boy squinted his eyes: "You can't act like a baby to your sister yet?"
Who is going to act like a baby.
Osamu Dazai looked up at him, with a sarcastic tone: "What right do you have to discipline us? Did the family hire another butler?"
"It's my sister's entrustment." Xia Youjie's tone sounded unbearable, and with a smile, he patted Osamu Dazai's head lightly twice, "Okay, before the ins and outs of the matter are clarified, is my sister okay?" Will I give you a hug?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fu Heihui came over pushing a medicine box about the same size as him.
The cub's small head was covered with sweat, and even the raised sea urchin hair was rattled. He lifted the cover with his little hands, picked up the bandages and handed them to the two older brothers.
"Hurrah, it doesn't hurt anymore."
As he said that, the little sea urchin also motioned the two elder brothers to bow their heads.
Nakahara Chuya blinked, squatting obediently in front of Fukuihui, enjoying the treatment service of his younger brother, Dazai Osamu had a cold face, a look of disinterest, his expression was wandering, as if he was distracted, and he seemed to be isolated from everyone a feeling of.
"Do you still need to ask about this kind of thing?" Ranpo Edogawa picked up Osamu Dazai's head from behind, and made various styles of his wet hair: "It must be that Dazai cursed people first to anger Chuya, so they That’s why we started fighting, idiot uncle.”
Xia Youjie: "???"
Who is he calling uncle! ?It can't be him!
The adolescent DK was defeated by the phrase 'uncle' shouted by a boy who was not a few years younger than him. He was stunned on the spot, Edogawa Ranpo narrowed his eyes, and put his arms around Osamu Dazai's neck: "Since that day, Ranpo felt that everyone They're all so stupid, don't you think so, bastard brother?"
Osamu Dazai pushed his hand away vigorously, and finally ran into the living room covering his cheek as he wished.
The girl was sitting on the sofa reading a book, and he walked slowly over and stood in front of her.
"pain."
She smiled lightly, and hugged him into her arms: "Didn't Xiaohui pass by? Luanbu made a bet with his sister, he said you wouldn't be willing to apply medicine, sister lost."
"..." Osamu Dazai burrowed into her arms, "They bullied me."
There was a somewhat threatening tone in his words, indicating that if he didn't get any more attention, he would make a fuss, Lu Yelian laughed, and held his face: "Then what should I do?"
A kiss fell on the cheek, and she said, "Let them be okay?"
"Didn't my sister promise me not to comfort this guy!"
Edogawa ran over angrily: "Don't go back on what you say!"
He leaned his cheeks closer: "I want Luanbu too!"
Perhaps because he learned violence from Nakahara Chuya, Osamu Dazai's first reaction was to slap him, but before that, his sister had already bowed her head and gave him a slap.
"Hmph." Edogawa Ranbu snorted softly, expressing that he was barely calmed down: "Forget it, I know that my sister is also an idiot."
"Isn't summer vacation coming soon?"
He went on to talk about the school: "Next semester, Naka will go to school with Dazai, so my sister doesn't have to worry about Dazai's safety."
Seeing Osamu Dazai frowning, Ranpo Edogawa directly tousled his hair, and laughed: "You can't refuse! And, before that, Dazai must teach Zhongyuan how to read well. If you fail in Zhongyuan, you will be punished." It's up to the two of you!"
Edogawa Ranpo now feels like the king of children and the head of the family. Not only is he in charge of the financial power of the Shikano family, he also decides the quality of life of the bodyguard uncle, and now he has even started to arrange school and summer vacation for his younger brothers.
Osamu Dazai huddled in his sister's arms and looked at him: "Why do you arrange me? That guy is under my management. It's not your turn to intervene in matters like whether to go to school, right?"
"Eh?"
The black-haired and green-eyed boy smiled at him: "When Dazai was busy thinking about things and being self-willed and angry, brother Ranbu was learning how to manage the house! Now the power of the family is in my hands, and my sister allowed it! "
With a stinking smile on his face, he talked to himself in a tone that would not allow rejection, but Lu Yelian didn't refute, but let him act like he didn't hear it.
Osamu Dazai only felt that Ranpo Edogawa stayed with that white-haired man in sunglasses for a long time, and he became more and more annoying.
Angrily, he buried his head back into his sister's arms, as if refusing to communicate, but it didn't work at all. Edogawa Ranpo took out Rei Kano's cell phone and started calling Dazai Osamu's school.
"Dazai has a bruise on his face. As a qualified older brother, of course he wants to ask for leave for you. It just so happens that the summer vacation is coming soon, why don't you just ask for the final exam..."
He was chattering, Dazai listened, and felt that this guy was not so annoying anymore.
brother?
This kind of thing... if it is used properly, it can play a greater role, right?
The six-year-old child didn't know which category the emotion that made him feel less irritable at this moment belonged to. He just looked up instinctively. The girl was writing the main points of communicating with the teacher on a piece of paper. The person who claimed to be his brother was watching Looking at the paper, he stumbled and read.
Mouth is 'my Dazai'.
It's like the parents surrounding their children just after climbing up from the underground ruins of Yokohama.
Osamu Dazai had a faint feeling:
What he didn't get at that time and made him feel missing, got it belatedly today.
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