The unfortunate me

For players, The Condor Heroes is an old stalk; no matter what the process is, they know that the condition for achieving this adventure is that the master and apprentice change CP is enough.As a fully immersive NPC of Xiaoyao, Cao Wutian naturally understands the requirements of adventures very well.However, after thinking hard for a whole night, he still didn't understand why the cheap apprentice suddenly lost his mind——

To be able to secure the top spot on the list, Lou Chunshan naturally has something special about him.

For example, you can sneak into the Youyang Sect General Altar many times to steal the power distribution map without being discovered; The risk of returning to him; another example, apparently to inform Ji Qinglong, but actually force him to go down the mountain to find Feng Weisheng in disguise.

I dare not say that each of these cases is aboveboard, but it can also be seen that Lou Chunshan is courageous, insightful, and daring to act.Only with such character and mobility can one ride the progress of the main task and leave everyone else behind.

Cao Wutian re-examined the other party's information carefully, and was convinced that Lou Chunshan's main task was still to encourage the growth of seedlings.At this juncture, Lou Chunshan didn't practice his skills well, instead, he had a charming thought about him, a cheap master...

Are you crazy?

One of the important reasons why Cao Wutian didn't forcefully kick Lou Chunshan out of the gate earlier was that he felt that Lou Chunshan had the potential to be the first to complete the main task, and he might be able to get rich and retire early.The result is now...

Sons and daughters love each other, heroes are short of breath, apprentice!Do you still want to clear the grand prize, apprentice?

Cao Wutian was so overwhelmed that he just wanted to pour the water out of the apprentice's head.

How did things become like this?Did he do something to make Lou Chunshan have such an illusion?

Fuck Wutian couldn't hold back and checked his database again.The main quest is still passed on from generation to generation, and the current small-print prompt is a showdown, which is terribly normal no matter how you look at it.

... If he didn't do anything that would be misunderstood, wouldn't that mean that Lou Chunshan captured himself?

Thinking of this possibility, Cao Wutian felt ashamed.However, the great cause of early retirement cannot be given up so easily, he tried his best to cheer up, trying to remember where things started to go wrong——

When Ji Qinglong came to Dianhe City, and Lou Chunshan seemed very unwelcoming?

Didn't know when the old man was another one, but Lou Chunshan insisted on standing in front of him?

When he was accidentally chopped up by an organist, and Lou Chunshan insisted that he apply medicine to bandage him?

Wait, wait, push back like this, when rejecting his proposal to become a hero, could Lou Chunshan's sweetheart be not someone in the real world, but himself?

Going back further, when Lou Chunshan said that he was pitiful, he also uttered the truth after drinking. He just felt that he had burdened too much, and he just felt sorry for... him?

Cao Wutian was stunned by his speculation.Most alarming of all, he found a high degree of plausibility in these speculations.Another thing is that he has already published his own evaluation, saying that Lou Chunshan's skill is not high, but fortunately he is still caring for others?At that time, he thought it was the apprentice protecting the master, but now that he thinks about it, it's really strange that the apprentice feels sorry for the master...

Is his reaction so slow?Even Youyi, who saw Lou Chunshan for the first time, could tell that he didn't find out until now when it was so obvious?Or is it that the bystanders are the fans of the authorities?

Cao Wutian couldn't figure out how in Lou Chunshan's eyes he could be more suitable than Yan Shengshui, just like he couldn't figure out why Lou Chunshan had his eyes on him.For a moment, he wished he could shake Lou Chunshan by the collar, and asked the other party what he liked about him, and he immediately changed it.But this is too outrageous, completely inconsistent with his character setting...

Troubled by so many questions that I couldn't sleep at all, the next day I was so fucked up and very grumpy.When Ji Qinglong came to pay his respects, he was taken aback by the stormy look on his face, and asked cautiously: "But what is wrong with the arrangement yesterday, Master?"

Cao Wutian was very upset and didn't want to talk to him very much. "No problem."

In normal times, Ji Qinglong would definitely ask another question.But in the current situation, if he didn't pay attention, he would have to ignite the gunpowder keg, so he resigned wisely.

As for the culprit, Lou Chunshan, he spent a whole day in the dungeon conscientiously, and still returned at sunset.He didn't see Ji Qinglong blocking him outside the felt tent, so his mood suddenly rose a little.But this sentiment lasted only a short time—

Because when he entered the door, he found that Cao Wutian was doing exercises with his legs crossed.He approached carefully, and whispered a few more words, but the other party didn't move at all, and his heart sank slowly.

Is this a coincidence, or does Cao Wutian discover his plan and doesn't want to talk to him anymore?

It has to be said that unfortunately Lou Chunshan guessed right——

Cao Wutian was in a bad mood, so he naturally wanted to distract him.And the first place in Xiaoyao that can attract him is Yuhuchun in the capital of God.In other words, he took advantage of the excuse of practicing Kungfu to avoid the class of the leader, and switched to Meng Jin to eat and drink.

However, this is not a job arranged by the master control intelligence, and he will be called back at some point, so facing the table full of delicacies, Meng Jin is also absent-minded and doesn't know how to eat.As night fell, the noise from the street downstairs gradually subsided, and the diners all went back home one after another.But when he thought about what he would face when he went back, he didn't want to move. He just grabbed the flagon and poured it into his mouth one after another.

"...What's wrong with you, Brother Meng?"

Hearing this clear voice suddenly, Meng Jin was taken aback for a moment.He followed the source and looked up, and he really saw Le Taiping jumping gracefully through the window.It was not easy to make the action of turning the window so elegant, and he didn't realize it for a while. "How does Brother Le know I'm here?"

Le Taiping laughed, and without waiting for an invitation, he sat down across the table freely. "Brother Meng, don't you know that every time you show your face, the whole city of God is full of news about you?"

Meng Jin thinks about it too, he is so annoyed by Lou Chunshan, he forgets that he is a welfare NPC who loves flowers when he sees them. "Then they will be disappointed." He pushed the full jug on the table to Le Taiping, with a self-deprecating tone, "I'm not in the mood to take care of them today."

Le Taiping watched his movements, and then looked at the drink in front of him, but didn't start immediately. "Brother Meng, what's bothering you? Le is not talented, and he is willing to share his worries for Brother Meng."

To be honest, although Le Taiping's words sometimes make people think too much, but compared to Feng Weisheng and Lou Chunshan, he is already a very unworried one.For a moment, Meng Jin really wanted to ask you to explain to me why the apprentice fell in love with the master. Finally, his brain was still online. Before he remembered his identity, he also had thoughts about the master, and Le Taiping happened to know it. If he really said it, the other party would only think He has no more love for Feng Wei...

This prospect is too scary, Meng Jin was quietly chilled by his own association. "It's nothing serious," he sighed, and took another swig of wine, "I just can't figure it out."

Seeing him like this, Le Taiping considerately didn't ask any further questions, instead poured himself a glass of wine, and slowly sipped it.

In terms of who to listen to, Meng Jin has no other choice at all.Therefore, he thought about it again, and decided to type things up before complaining. "There are two strangers, the relationship between them was completely accidental. One has a task that must be completed and wants to be perfunctory; the other is probably about the same..." He thought for a while, "Oh, this one may It's not perfunctory, because he has no choice, nodding is just a stopgap measure."

Le Taiping blinked. "Then what?"

"Then these two people have to be tied together!" Meng Jin put down his wine glass resentfully, and spread his hands, "The mission is bumpy, but the progress is okay anyway. But..."

Le Taiping stared at Meng Jin, who was already drunk a little.One of the young people's words must be himself, but he didn't know which one was it. "But?" He was really a little curious now.

"But the one who originally planned to use it as a stopgap measure changed his mind! Not only did he want to make the fake come true, he also wanted to go further!" If it wasn't for his concern about his image, Meng Jin really wanted to slap the table angrily.

Le Taiping really wanted to know what the so-called "make the fake come true" and "go one step further".If it is the direction he guessed, he can only say that Meng Jin is good-looking and easy-going, and it is normal to be liked after getting along for a long time.The problem is, he didn't see anyone close to the other party who fit the relationship described by Meng Jin?

"...You don't seem to agree with it?" Le Taiping thought over and over again, and decided to confirm the situation first.

"Nonsense, how could I agree?" Meng Jin couldn't help but glanced sideways, angrily, "The progress is crooked, when will the task be completed?"

Now, Le Taiping confirmed that his guess was correct, and Meng Jin was indeed the one he was attracted to. "When this kind of thing happened, you only care about... the progress of the task?" He said slowly, carefully choosing his words, "If ordinary people are worried, they should be worried that they will not be able to give the same response, right?"

Meng Jin really wanted to answer, what is there to worry about?He and Lou Chunshan are an NPC and a player, the distance can be described as a natural moat, it is impossible to be together, okay?He is stupid to like players, that's why he thinks Lou Chunshan is stupid to like him!

This reason is absolutely convincing, Naihe can't tell another NPC at all.Meng Jin felt so tired, he couldn't help but sighed heavily. "Forget it, let's drink wine!" He said, and filled up the empty glasses on the table.

Le Taiping took the wine glass that Meng Jin handed over, but he didn't drink it down immediately. "You seem to..." He was a little tangled, paused for a while, and finally said: "I mean, if you only want to get the progress of the task from the beginning to the end, and not be offended, does it mean..."

"...What does it mean?" Meng Jin was confused and didn't immediately follow the other party's thinking.

"It means...you don't hate him?" Le Taiping said cautiously, while closely observing the expression of the young man opposite, "Or you also like him a little bit?"

As soon as Meng Jin realized what it meant, his face cracked immediately.He really didn't dislike Lou Chunshan: it didn't matter if Lou Chunshan stabbed him with a sword, it was just a difference in position.But, when it comes to liking a little?If liking really exists, it's because he likes Lou Chunshan... cooking!

After this idea quickly passed through his mind, Meng Jin was a little horrified to find that he was actually guilty of saying this.

That's right, he only finds it annoying that Lou Chunshan is worried like a hen protecting its cubs; but he does not want to be cruel to Lou Chunshan.In the beginning, it was because of the main mission, he couldn't kill Lou Chunshan himself, and he couldn't just sit and watch Lou Chunshan be killed by Feng Weisheng.But at the end of the day, let’s not mention the matter of Lou Chunshan being drunk and pressing him on the couch to commit misdeeds, just talking about the follow-up——

In order to dispel his anger, Lou Chunshan actually told him what happened in reality, which is still the kind of thing that can be called inner pain; but what about his reaction?Instinctively wipe away the tear that has not yet fallen from the corner of the other party's eyes, not to mention being tempted, it must be pity, right?

Of course, sympathy and liking are not the same emotion; however, similar to the lack of liking between players and NPCs, there should be no sympathy between NPCs and players!What's worse, he did find Lou Chunshan cute several times!

The drowsy feeling of drinking before disappeared without a trace, Meng Jin is now fully awake, scared by himself.After another two seconds, he completely recalled it, and couldn't help but start to go crazy.Give me some inspiration in your head!He yelled at himself in his heart, if he continued like this, he might really lead the cheap apprentice to the pit!

The author has something to say:

Lou Chunshan (grievance): Master, my disciple is not only a diamond king, but he can also be called handsome, unrestrained, young and promising. How did he become a pit?

Fucking Wutian (tempered): ...shut up!

感谢在2022-01-2319:42:03~2022-02-1419:11:19期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw mines: TheLonglyGrass1;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 30 bottles of fine; 9 bottles of Rixuan Tongwei;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!