Request to line up! [Gaming]

Bi Cheng sneered from behind, but Kuang Xia ignored him.

Where he couldn't see, Zhang Quan hesitated to speak, beat his chest and stamped his feet, and then covered his face in extreme unbearable, as if he didn't want to watch it anymore.

After locking the hero, Kuang Xiaqie glanced at the live broadcast room, but saw question marks all over the screen.

[? ? ?Popular versions are boring, but sewer heroes are interesting? 】

[Is it interesting to choose a garbage hero to pit teammates? ? 】

[I don't want to send headphones and just say it!Are disgusting people interesting? 】

What?My gunslinger Trier became a garbage hero? ?

Kuang Xia was shocked.

He has just been reborn, and he is still a little confused...forgot about the version change! !

In two years, the game has changed an unknown number of versions.Version updates will bring about changes in game mechanics and gameplay, enhancements or weakening of heroes or equipment...the impact is quite large.

A red, bold and enlarged barrage floated across the screen:

[Is there anyone else who chooses Tellier these days?Does the anchor live in 2023? 】

Kuang Xia thought to himself, he really... is living in 2023.

In other words, he died in 2023.

In 2023, during the S13 season, Tellier was a T0-level AD hero, very strong. Kuang Xia won many MVPs with this machine gun-carrying uncle.

It wasn't until this moment that he realized what Bi Cheng's laugh just now represented.

This is bad.

He switched back to the game interface, and sure enough, he saw that his teammates in the chat box in the lower left corner were also a bunch of question marks.

[Sauerkraut Fish]: AD chooses a sewer hero, sick?Don't you have anything else to do with your mua?

[Both feet leave the keyboard]: I have advanced to the competition, can someone return this in a second?Please!

[Aurele]: This one lost to the AD family offering sacrifices to heaven!

There is no way to change heroes now, and Kuang Xia can only bite the bullet and use this trash hero to fight.He started to order rune talents, and the current runes have changed a lot. He took the time to browse the relevant instructions and quickly match them.

The original account ID was "Summer in the Wilderness", and it was a diamond rank.

There are nine major tiers in Storm Wars from low to high: Tough Black Iron, Heroic Brass, Unyielding Silver, Glorious Gold, Luxurious Platinum, Brilliant Diamond, Extraordinary Master, Proud Master, and Strongest King.

Kuang Xia thought, in the diamond game, as long as his teammates are not too outrageous, he should be able to follow through with his operation and consciousness.

Of course, he knew that in the eyes of his teammates, he was the most outrageous one.

Kuang Xia remained calm and cleared his throat: "There are no real garbage heroes, only pure vegetable summoners. This anchor is serious."

As he spoke, he turned off the music and sat up straight.

The barrage began to bury him:

[The anchor knows that he is a pure vegetable? 】

[Baby, don't scold yourself, Dad loves you. 】

[The host has time to ask Crazy to possess him. 】

Some fans also felt that Kuang Xia seemed to have changed, and raised questions in the barrage.

Kuang Xia had already entered the Summoner's Canyon and didn't see this.

"Welcome to Storm Wars."

"The enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield."

After buying the blood bottle, Kuang Xia went online to replenish troops, and the auxiliary operator [Bright Angel Bernice] followed behind him.Maybe because he had no hope for him, the support abandoned him in less than 3 minutes, followed the jungler and wandered away, and never came back.

Kuang Xia was directly released.

He typed in the team channel: 【Can the assistant love me to level six? 】

[Feet off the keyboard]: I'll buy some oranges, you're right under the tower, don't come out.

Kuang Xia made a tearful cat's head emoji, and then made a good vision and made up troops in the bottom lane alone.Although he has been dead for two years, and although the version has changed, his basic skills have not fallen behind.

He played aggressively, and used to exchange blood with the opponent as in his previous life, but found that the opponent's AD was in a good position, and he couldn't take advantage of it, so he gave up impulsiveness, paid attention to his position, and focused on survival.

Going on and on, the opposite jungler came to help, and Mitsukoshi killed him.

"It's too delicious." Bi Cheng had come behind Kuang Xia at some point, and said bluntly, "Pure vegetable."

The audience thought he was really an assistant. When he was joking with the boss, he even posted a barrage saying that the little assistant is so cute.

"Mitsukoshi, there is no way." Kuang Xia said helplessly.

Playing Sewer Heroes, and died once, the barrage immediately filled the screen with "sent", "can't play", "game over"...

Before being revived, Kuang Xia left the keyboard with her left hand and pressed on her colic stomach.

He didn't know how long it had been since the original body had eaten, he felt dizzy from hunger.

But I can't get dizzy right now.

At 8 minutes, the teammates played Canyon Vanguard in the upper half, and the opposite bottom lane duo also went.

Kuang Xia was killed once, and she was too late to support her, so she stayed in the bottom lane to eat soldiers, seized the time to steal the plating of the defensive tower on the opposite side, saved a lot of money, then went home to update her equipment, and went online again.

After playing the canyon vanguard, the support still didn't come back, and ran to catch it with the jungler.

If they catch up, the opponent will naturally have to get out.Kuang Xia knew that he was in danger, so he just hid under the second tower and could not go out, but the AD and assistants on the opposite side probably thought that he was a sewer hero, and he was alone, so they jumped over the second tower to catch him.

Kuang Xia: "This is too much."

He dodged the support's initiative around the tower, and his W skill blasted him away.At this time, the hatred of the defensive tower was transferred to the opposite AD, and he was directly knocked out of one-third of his blood.Kuang Xia immediately threw a missile to fix it.The opponent released the control, and greeted him with a big backhand move, and Kuang Xia lost half of his blood in an instant.

He hurriedly opened the distance, probably because the other side was worried that his teammates would come to support him, so he immediately slipped away.

"Don't run!" Kuang Xia, who had no teammates at all, decisively flashed in pursuit, and with a single move, he beat the opponent into a sieve and fell to the grass.

[Summer of the Wilderness (Ranger Ranger) killed Guan You Peach (Explorer)]

The barrage is full of "666".

"Catch me without flashing?" Kuang Xia stood on the opponent's body, "How to play like this?"

As soon as he finished yelling, the assistant on the opposite side focused on him who was still bloody, and hit the ground with a mallet, knocking him into the air.

"Don't, don't, don't! Brother, don't!" Kuang Xia's skills are on CD, and they haven't recovered yet.He moved quickly, turned around and hit the opponent with basic attacks while walking.

He hit two and killed one. His teammates in the middle saw hope, and immediately manipulated the support hero Curry Ao to drop from the sky, and a [hero debut] came to his side.

The support on the opposite side was knocked into the air, and Kuang Xia took him away with two flat A shots, and then sent a like emoji to his home road.

Because of forcibly jumping over the tower, both of them died, and the opposite bot lane duo was insulted by their teammates.

[Xin Shangqiu]: The more you look like this, how many mothers are there?

[I want to be the king]: You were double-killed by Teller, why don't you two just kill yourself? ?

The AD position in the bottom lane [Guanyou Peach] also felt ashamed, and typed: Don't call, wait for me C.

With the heads of the two people here, Kuang Xia cheered happily: "Take off."

Seeing that his head was recorded, the assistant returned to him, but only loved him for a few minutes.

After all, the sewer hero is not that good at carrying the audience and dominating the battle. It's better to hang out with the jungler who already has five kills.

Mixed together, the two of them were ambushed by the four on the opposite side. The mid laner rushed to help, but the two of them were dead when they landed, and he never returned.

The jungler sent out a 700 bounty, and the three of them supported the opponent's AD at once.

Kuang Xia typed two words on the team channel: Good gift!good delivery!

The top order followed and cursed: I didn't rush to see your father off like this! !

The opposite AD [Guanyou Peach] sent a "weak burst" expression, and walked to the grass with the bounty, planning to go home and change some equipment to kill randomly.

After standing still, he opened the mall to look at the equipment while reading back to the city.

What he didn't know was that the real eyes quietly inserted by someone on the opposite side had already seen his position.The next second, a missile flew from a distance, interrupting his return to the city. He exited the store in a hurry, and subconsciously pressed the flash, but flashed to the position predicted by the opponent, and took a combo.

[Closing You Peach] I have already lost some blood, but I still want to operate it.Unexpectedly, the opponent moved flexibly and dodged three qs in a row.

"I said, are you a master of body outline?"

Teller's magnetic voice delivers just the right amount of sarcasm.

Kuang Xia sprinted to speed up, and the Q skill threw a bomb, killing Peach.

The bounty Meimei arrived in his pocket.

The top order immediately gave him the thumbs up icon.

"Going to the supermarket, Brother Peach?" Kuang Xia also responded with a weak expression on his opponent, "How much is Peach per catty?"

He went home to update his equipment, but his revived teammates frantically clicked the signal to fight Dalong.

"What kind of Baron, I can't fight now," he muttered, "Although the opponent's AD is dead, our lineup is slow to fight Baron, and we will give the opponent a chance."

Kuang Xia retreated, but his teammates turned a blind eye and were still running towards the Dalongkeng.

He had no choice but to hurry to the battlefield, but before he got close, his teammates were caught by the opponent's top laner.The three of them were knocked into the air, the blood line quickly became crippled, the middle laner melted in a second, Dalong sprayed a mouthful of scorching dragon flames, spraying the jungler to death, the top laner flashed into the wall again, and only the support escaped.

"What are you doing?" Kuang Xia even asked a few question marks.

The opponent took over Dalong and played fast.

Kuang Xia saw that their ult and flash had almost been handed in, and he was still at full health and his ult was still there, so he decided to give it a go.

The main reason is that he has been hungry for too long, and his stomach hurts so much that he can't bear it. In order to avoid life, he wants to end it as soon as possible.

As he walked, he attacked wild monsters and was passive, then walked around to the top of the dragon pit and joined the assistant.

The two were quickly spotted by the top laner on the opposite side.The assistant finally knew how to protect Kuang Xia at this moment, and quickly blocked the skills for him.

The AD on the opposite side has been resurrected, and rushed over to shoot them cold arrows.

At this time, the dragon only has 1000 blood points.

Kuang Xiaxu cheated out the big move of the opponent's top laner with one shot, then shot and killed their support, and then quickly zoomed in on the dragon pit.Guns and bullets rained passionately, and the opponent's jungler punished him too early, and he grabbed the big dragon!

In the next second, Kuang Xia was taken away by [Guan You Peach].

But, it doesn't matter.

[Both feet leave the keyboard]: Dad! !

[Sauerkraut fish]: die!!

[Aurele]: 666! ! !

The revived mid laner used [Hero Debut] again, flew all the way, and sat down [Shut You Peach] to death.

With Dalong, Kuang Xia quickly established an economic advantage.

At 35 minutes, he scored a double kill under the double escort of support and jungler, and then everyone exploded the opposite base together.

[victory! 】

Accompanied by the voice prompt of victory in the game, Kuang Xia breathed out: "I won."

His 11-3-8 record earned him the MVP of the game.

The boy with pink hair curled his mouth and shouted, "Xiao Bi, pour water!"

Bi Cheng was out of anger and left directly.

Zhang Quan quickly poured Kuang Xia a cup of hot water, put his hands on his table, and said with a smile: "The water is here, the water is here."

Teammates sent friend applications, but Kuang Xia refused all the time, and none of them were added.

The barrage said that the anchor could no longer afford it.

"It's so annoying," Kuang Xia pouted, and said in an unhappy tone, "How did you win? What about the sewer? Why did the hero of the sewer win? I have to give you earphones... so annoying. Ten , so many."

His tone was weak and cute, and the barrage was full of hahaha.

[How do you feel that Xia Bao has changed?Much more confident than before! 】

[The tone is so tea-like, I like it so much! ! 】

[What's the matter with the anchor?Really possessed by Crazy? ? ! 】

Seeing the soaring popularity, Zhang Quan laughed from behind, and he stepped forward: "Send, send, it's okay."

He helped set up the sweepstakes and gave away ten of the same pink cat earphones.

Kuang Xia was about to starve to death, and said to the fans: "Give me time for a song, and I will eat something."

Zhang Quan quickly found instant noodles for him.

Fans said: "A song is only 3 minutes, isn't it enough to eat?"

"Enough." Kuang Xia turned on the music player, searched for a song, and clicked to play.

As soon as the music started, the fans immediately sprayed.

"The "Great Compassion Curse"? You really have it!!"

——This song lasts for 10 minutes, and I have enough time to pick vegetables and cook by myself!

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Temporary double update these days.