I was admitted to Tsinghua University after completing the Underworld KPI.

Qi Feixing is still busy.

Although I invited craftsmen to make a lot of paper bundles, these paper bundles are still unusable. Even if they are burned, they are still dead objects that cannot move or speak.

To make them move, there is still an important step missing - the spirit.

Man is the primate of all things, and other creatures can learn to speak, walk upright, and learn to transform into a human form after being in contact with people for a long time.

And things that are touched by people themselves can have spirituality for a short time.

In any species of human form, the eyes are the place of spirituality. In order to avoid bad consequences, the craftsmen who make paper sticks generally avoid the eyes and only color other places.

Because everyone who makes paper pies knows that if you draw eyes on paper pies, paper pies will come alive.

What Qi Feixing wants is for them to come back to life.

He bought brushes for painting and paints of various colors from outside, and sat cross-legged on the ground, surrounded by a dozen or twenty paper bundles.

He dipped in black ink and tried to draw the eyes symmetrically for the maid in his hand. After drawing the left eye and the right eye, he immediately pinched the paper around the shop's neck, handed it to Xie Yi, and said, "Is it handsome or not?" ?”

The pupils on the two sides of the paper in front of him were of different sizes, which obviously turned into big and small eyes. Xie Yi was silent and then silent again. Finally, under Qi Feixing's expectant gaze, he wanted to say: "Make the right eye bigger..." A little bit.

Before he finished speaking, the inspiration was completed. Xie Yi only saw Zhizha's eyeballs roll. Although his eyes were dull, his movements were sensitive.

So the exported words became: "...that's pretty good."

For ordinary people, it takes at least nine hours to wake up spiritually.

But Qi Feixing was obviously talented, so Xie Yi checked the time.

Almost nine seconds had passed since he finished drawing.

After the enlightenment is completed, Zhizha has woken up and cannot be changed.

After receiving Jie Yi's affirmation, Qi Feixing was much happier with naked eyes.

He turned his head and let go of the paper tie, and the little maid slowly imitated him and sat down cross-legged, and her dull eyes gradually became brighter.

"You are so good." Qi Feixing touched his big and small eyes and said, "Your name is Xiao Hei."

Xiao Hei still didn't know the meaning of the name, she stared straight at Qi Feixing, her red line-shaped mouth gradually grew out of the peak of her lips, and then bent.

'OK. 'She opened her mouth and spoke silently.

Xie Yi was silent for a long time, looking at Xiao Hei.

I hope this paper pie will not feel inferior when facing normal paper pies.

But it turns out that Xie Yi was overthinking, because the paper bundles that Qi Feixing tapped next became more and more grotesque.

Xie Yi was still wondering why Qi Feixing had to buy so many colors of ink before, until this moment, seeing that he washed the pen without hesitation, stained it with red ink, and pricked his eyes on the paper.

Qi Feixing muttered: "If you want to draw, you must draw each paper is different!"

After finishing speaking, the paper pierced with red eyes blinked, Qi Feixing pushed him over, faced Xie Yi and said, "This is Xiao Hong."

Xiao Hong fucked her cross-eyed eyes and grinned at Xie Yi.

The paper tie was supposed to be a cold thing, belonging to the underworld, but those red cross-eyed eyes overwhelmed the coldness, and brought a bit of stupidity.

Xie Yi wiped his face and said, "It's pretty good."

What can I do, no matter how I draw it, it will turn into this, it is better to belittle than to praise, at least Qi Feixing is happy.

Xiaohong was also happy, the corners of Qi Feixing's mouth opened, and he also opened.

So Qi Feixing lowered his head and finished drawing Xiaolu, and when he looked up, he saw Xiaohong's entire head split horizontally from the mouth.

"Hey!" Qi Feixing subconsciously stopped Xiaohong from laughing again.

Xiao Hong was stunned for a moment, and her mouth stopped cracking, Qi Feixing stretched out his hand to cover back the Tianling cover that was constantly leaning back because of the break.

"Smile, smile."

While telling Xiaohong not to laugh, Qi Feixing turned to look for tape, tore it off and stuck Xiaohong's face on.

At this moment, Xiaolu also woke up. Seeing that she was being ignored, Xiaolu slowly crawled over and got in through Qi Feixing's arms holding the tape.

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"Hey." Qi Feixing was shocked.

He looked at Xiaolu's left eye, which he painted with vertical pupils in desperation. The eyeball grew to the point where it broke through the eye socket, almost reaching the silkworm.

Qi Feixing touched his nose with some guilt, and said as compensation: "I'll draw some eyelashes for you, don't be afraid."

These few eyelashes seem to have opened the door to a new world. Later, little blue, little purple, little yellow and other papers were tied. Mosquito coils.

Xie Yi watched Qi Feixing's inspiration burst from the side. He stared at these strangely shaped paper bundles and breathed a sigh of relief.

They all look strange, but it also avoids a bloody incident caused by a strange look.

After drawing the last dozen or so papers, Qi Feixing made some cool eyes.

When the last little red and green woke up, and the first little black woke up, at this time, he was able to say a few words successfully.

Qi Feixing took a lot of red invitation cards, handed the brush to Xie Yi's hand, and instructed him very confidently: "You write the invitation cards."

Xie Yi asked, "Why did I write?"

Qi Feixing was still confident and confident: "My character is ugly."

He waved the scissors in his hand again and said, "I still have to cut paper."

You can buy Xizi, but you still have to do it yourself for some window grilles.

So Xie Yi worked hard, picked up the pen and dipped in the ink, flicked his wrist lightly, and wrote beautiful characters with the pen.

Qi Feixing looked at the seal and applauded, saying, "It's beautiful!"

It wasn't enough for him to cut paper by himself, so he held a few paper bundles that could move in his hands, stuffed a pair of scissors for each of them, and stuffed red paper.

Qi Feixing said: "Do it with me, this way, make a knife to the left, go around, and then..."

The paper bundlers used scissors clumsily to cut out crumbling window grilles.

But after a while, Qi Feixing opened his mouth and yawned, complaining: "The house is too big, with so many windows, when will it be cut."

After finishing speaking, seeing that Xie Yi's speed was very fast, and the pile of invitations was almost finished, Qi Feixing looked at Xie Yi's straight back and smacked his lips.

So handsome, and so handsome in writing.

After speaking, he took another look at Jie Yi's waist, and then quickly looked away.

Good waist!

After reading it, Qi Feixing touched his waist again, and gave a thumbs up.

Good waist!

He praised shamelessly in his heart.

At this moment, Xie Yi just finished writing the invitation card, Qi Feixing clapped his hands to wipe off all the scraps of paper, Xie Yi reminded: "Be careful, don't cut your hands."

"No, no." Qi Feixing didn't care.

But in the next second, he realized that if he accidentally hurt him, would Xie Yi have to apply medicine and put on a Band-Aid himself?

Qi Feixing silently looked at his hands.

"Xing Xing." Xie Yi called him suddenly.

Qi Feixing raised his head a little reservedly for a moment: "What?"

Xie Yi motioned for the paper tie over there with his chin, and said, "Xiao Hong cut off her hand."

He even steals the show!

With anger in Qi Feixing's eyes, he turned his head to look at the paper-cut Xiaohong, and then disappeared in an instant.

"Are you an idiot?"

Qi Feixing looked at Xiaohong, this guy actually cut off his entire left hand.

Little Hong's big and dark eyeballs concealed a bit of deep uneasiness.

Qi Feixing walked over to pick up the paper-bound hand, wrapped it with tape and put it on, and picked up a pen to draw crooked, stitch-like marks on Xiaohong's wrist.

After finishing the pen, Xiaohong moved her hands and grinned.

"Be careful." Qi Feixing said.

The small paper is very fragile.

But Qi Feixing didn't expect that one after another, from Xiaohei to Xiaohonglv, all these paper bundles were cut by hand.

He was surprised when he sewed: "Why are you so stupid?"

Qi Feixing went to look at Zhizha's eyes, and the little red and green eyes dodged, but Qi Feixing didn't see anything unusual.

After cutting the window grilles for a long time, Qi Feixing was exhausted. At this moment, facing the paper bundlers who added to his workload, he threatened in a low voice: "If you cut your hands again, I will burn you all with a torch."

The threat worked, and the paper bundlers really settled down until all the window grilles were cut.

"Okay." Qi Feixing stood up, instructed the color paper makers to put away all the window grilles, and said while stretching: "Go and paste."

"It's crooked, move a little to the left."

Qi Feixing stood below, pointing Jiangshan to the Zhizha.

Then he frowned: "That's the right side, I'll let it stick a little bit to the left."

"That's down there!"

Qi Feixing was shocked to discover a fact: "Aren't you unable to tell the direction?"

Xiaolu, who was working hard, froze all over, holding the window grille in her hand, she turned her head and looked at Qi Feixing resentfully.

Qi Feixing: "..."

He opened his mouth and sighed: "Forget it, come down."

After finishing speaking, the ladder made of paper sticking feet and shoulders slammed apart.

Qi Feixing rolled up his sleeves and said, "I still have to play."

Without a ladder, he asked Xiaohong to stand over, and he stepped on Xiaohong's shoulders, and within a few seconds, he put up the window grilles.

Qi Feixing was about to clap his hands, but at this moment, some water flowed to his feet, and Xiaohong's left foot was wet, and it suddenly collapsed.

Qi Feixing suddenly lost his balance and fell down.

At this height, he could turn over casually and land on the ground smoothly, but when Qi Feixing was about to move, he turned his head and saw Xieyi.

So the body is always faster than the brain, and in a flash, Qi Feixing twisted back abruptly, and fell to the ground with his whole back facing down.

Xie Yi saw him and reached out to catch him in time.

When it fell into Jie Yi's arms, Qi Feixing resisted the urge to shake his feet twice, he pretended to be surprised: "I almost fell."

Xie Yi glanced at him, raised his eyebrows and put Qi Feixing on the ground. After he stood still, Xie Yi said, "Sit down, I'll stick it."

It took a whole day to get everything done.

Qi Feixing burned all the invitations with a torch, and distributed them to the lonely ghosts around them one by one.

The time is specially marked in the invitation, and there are countless incense sticks to ensure that there will be a full house on the day.

"Okay." Qi Feixing said: "Now there is one last step left."

He took down the paper-cut Xifu from the table, and when the fire started, two identical Xifu appeared on the spot.

One was burned to Yan Huaijing, who was tracked according to the horoscope, but after a while Xifu disappeared in place.

One was burned to Xu Tan, and Xu Tan just entered the door at this time.

Seeing him coming in, Qi Feixing blew lightly, and the happy clothes in front of his eyes immediately turned into smoke, flew towards Xu Tan, and wore them on his soul.

"When the auspicious time comes at night, you wait to get on the sedan chair."

Xu Tan glanced at the strangely shaped paper bundles in the room, he was silent for a while, and closed his eyes.

Finally mustering up the courage to open his eyes again, Xu Tan raised his hand and bowed to Qi Feixing, saying, "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Qi Feixing waved his hand.

Settling down the ghost king Yan Huaijing can also count a lot of achievements for Qi Feixing.

As soon as twelve o'clock arrived, there was a lot of gloom.

Xu Tan was sleeping in the room with a peaceful expression, then there was a light knock on the door.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk."

The next moment, Zhizha's slow and high-pitched voice came: "The auspicious time has come, and it's time for the groom to leave."

At this time the door was opened, Xiaohong and Xiaolu were waiting at the door, both of them were covered with bright red blouses by Qi Feixing, they looked very festive at the moment.

Xu Tan sat up from the bed, lying on his back, his soul was wearing a bright red wedding dress, with a red silk flower tied on his chest, and walked out step by step with a calm expression.

"Cross the brazier!" Little Red and Little Green shouted in unison.

Xu Tan glanced at the brazier under his feet, and stepped over.

"Matchmaker... er, where is matchmaker, matchmaker father?" Xiaohong looked at Xiaolu while she was stuck.

Xiaolu pointed out the door with her pale and thin paper finger: "It's over there."

At the door, Qi Feixing also dressed up to attend. He deliberately painted two blobs of blush on his cheeks, and put a mole on his mouth. He was dressed in fancy clothes, and he looked very indescribable.

However, he himself was very satisfied. After Jian Jianyi saw him, he stopped inexplicably, and Qi Feixing walked over in person.

He turned around and leaned his face closer, and asked, "How is it?"

Xie Yi said with gloomy eyes, "It's very unique."

Qi Feixing rolled his eyes: "Just take it as you are praising me."

He turned around and was very conscientious: "Let's go, the matchmaker will help you into the sedan chair."

After Xu Tan and Qi Feixing looked at each other, their eyes trembled violently, then turned to look at Xie Yi, seeing that Yi's face was calm, Xu Tan was very impressed.

He ignored Qi Feixing's outstretched hand, and got into the sedan chair by himself, closing the curtain tightly as soon as he got up, for fear of seeing Qi Feixing's face again.

However, Qi Feixing chased after him, walked to the side to lift the curtain, he didn't notice Xutan's dodge, and stretched out his hand to pass an apple.

"Take it and don't eat it, it's safe and sound."

After getting the apple, Xu Tan closed the curtain almost instantly.

Qi Feixing was surprised: "So impatient to marry?"

"All right, all right." Qi Feixing disliked: "Get up the sedan chair, the music will start playing!"

Then the Zhizha lifted up the sedan chair, and as they moved forward, the Zhizha who were in charge of playing music on both sides also played suona and drums.

For a while, gongs and drums blared, Qi Feixing took out the prepared firecrackers, hung them on the bamboo poles, and asked Xie Yi to light them.

"Clap clap clap!"

The sound of crackling firecrackers resounded through the sky immediately.

There were a lot of people in the paper piercing, and at this time, there were also lonely ghosts coming from both sides after hearing the sound.

The sound of the suona was very exciting in the ears of the ghosts, and the firecrackers never stopped along the way.

Qi Feixing held a plate in his hand, followed by Xie Yi, the two lit the incense and candles on the plate together, and threw them towards the ghosts.

The lonely and wild ghosts have been wandering around for an unknown number of years, and they are regarded as parents if they have food.

They all took a deep breath of incense, turned their heads and clapped their hands happily to congratulate:

"Hundred Years of Harmony!"

"Born your son early!"

"I will never worry about delicious food for a lifetime!"

The line is long and the lineup is huge.

There are strangers with weak yang and fire, passing by here in the middle of the night, you can hear the music that shakes the sky from a distance, and you can also see the red light shining over there, and a lot of black air hovering over there.

After watching the stranger for a long time, his eyes hurt, so he had to leave in a hurry.

Some are timid and faint after just one glance.

When Qi Feixing passed by, he took out the red envelope he had prepared earlier from his pocket, and stuffed it into the arms of the unconscious living man.

Xie Yi glanced at him, and Qi Feixing smiled and said, "It's 12 yuan in cash."

He said: "Whoever sees it has a share."

Said, Qi Feixing turned his head and glanced at the figure not far away, and Xie Yi also looked over.

"Let's go." Qi Feixing looked away.

The guard of honor for the marriage gradually moved away, and a sneaky figure emerged from behind the tree in place.

The little Taoist took a deep breath, then patted his chest: "I was scared to death."

Thought it was discovered.

Frowning deeply, the little Taoist took out his mobile phone again and called Master.

"Master, I followed their dark marriage team and saw that they were already heading for that haunted house."

There was no sound for a while, the little Taoist priest called Master twice suspiciously, and after a long time, there was a long breathing sound from the other end, accompanied by snoring after another.

The little Taoist: "...Master!"

"Huh?" The old Taoist over there woke up and counted lazily.

He said: "Hezhi, listen to the teacher, we can't get involved in this matter, it's not a bad thing."

"But it's a ghost marriage." The little Taoist doubted.

"Aren't you sleepy again?"

The master was unreliable, in order to save people from the fire and water, Yan Hezhi cheered himself up, hung up the phone and followed.

The old Taoist was drowsy again on the other end of the phone, and just before going to bed, he remembered to say, "Be obedient and don't go... I figured out that you are a villain today, and you may be bullied..."

After speaking, he closed his eyes and snored, and the phone hung up automatically after a busy tone.

When the guard of honor arrived at the house, Qi Feixing looked up from the side of the sedan chair and laughed.

"The Yin Qi is so heavy, I'm afraid that the moment I received the wedding clothes, I even crawled back."

Qi Feixing hummed: "It still doesn't count against me."

He turned his head and commanded: "Cross the brazier!"

"Huh──!"

Xu Tan got off the sedan chair and stepped over the brazier, when the brazier was blown by the wind, sparks would be set off.

Now that they came to the gate of the house, the vermilion gate with the golden lion knocker was opened loudly before the Zhizha people knocked on the door.

Yan Huaijing, who was dressed in a bright red wedding dress, came out with a reserved expression. In fact, every step he took, the joy in his eyes overflowed.

After arriving in front of Xu Tan, Yan Huaijing's face was about to die of laughter.

"Okay, let's go to the worship hall." Qi Feixing folded his arms and looked at them.

As soon as he greeted, Yan Huaijing held Xu Tan's hand, and the two entered the wedding hall together.

There is no high hall in the hall, although Yan Huaijing was unwilling, but Xu Tan asked Qi Feixing to sit on it, and he still agreed.

Qi Feixing was not polite at all, he dragged Xie Yi to occupy two "high hall" positions together.

Xiao Hei next to him began to shout: "Bow to heaven and earth!"

The two newcomers held hands, smiled at each other, and bowed slowly.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

"Husband and wife say hello!"

"Send to the bridal chamber!"

"Licheng!"

At this moment, the lonely souls and wild ghosts crowded around immediately began to applaud, and the sound of congratulations resounded in the ears.

Everyone came here to save face and eat free food by the way, so there was no need for Yan Huaijing to stay and toast them.

Finally, Qi Feixing waved his hand and said, "Go to the bridal chamber!"

Surrounded by ghosts, the two newcomers walked towards the bridal chamber.

But at this time, an unexpected guest came outside the door.

Qi Feixing seemed to know it a long time ago, rolled up his sleeves and walked out, and then sacrificed the soul hook.

In the next second, Yan Hezhi, who hadn't even had time to say a word, was instantly tied in place.

Little Taoist: "?"

He was at a loss, Qi Feixing snapped his fingers, and the hook kidnapped the little Taoist priest away, and followed behind Qi Feixing.

The little Taoist was angry: "Where are you taking me!"

Qi Feixing chuckled: "It's just right to deliver it to your door, kid, I'll let you roll the sheets."

The children are having sex, and the couple is giving birth to a son early.

Although those two couldn't have children, it was still auspicious.

However, when the little Taoist heard it, he was shocked and began to struggle: "I don't want it!"

Qi Feixing turned his head and joked: "What are you afraid of, Zhengyi is not completely true, he can get married."

No matter how hard the little Taoist struggled, he was bound by the seductive rope and could not escape.

He could only be tied to the bed with his face flushed, and rolled over and over for the newcomer.

Finally, the hook let go of him, and the little Taoist ran away as if fleeing.

It is estimated that this life has left a huge psychological shadow.

Qi Feixing originally wanted to join in the fun and have fun with everyone.

But there are too many ghosts over there, one by one, he was squeezed out as soon as he entered, so he had to give up.

The hall is full of food eaten by ghosts, Qi Feixing is not interested.

Finally, he pulled Xie Yi to sit down on the steps in the yard.

The two sat side by side, after looking at each other, Xie Yi closed his eyes, finally couldn't hold back, and reached out to wipe off the red blush on Qi Feixing's face.

His fingertips were warm, and he rubbed against Qi Feixing's cold cheeks, and soon his fingertips were stained red.

However, the blush couldn't be wiped off, and in the end it just became lighter in color, but it was wiped off in a large area, which looked like Qi Feixing was drunk.

Qi Feixing blinked, then suddenly reached out to take off the mole on the corner of his mouth, and put it on Xie Yi's mouth──

Then he was silent, and after the silence, he took it off silently.

Xie Yi smiled: "Does it look good?"

Qi Feixing used his previous answer and said, "It's quite unique."

Then the two laughed one after another, Qi Feixing leaned forward and backward laughing, and finally put his head on Xie Yi's arms, rolled his eyes, and simply stopped getting up.

"Let me lean on you," he said.

Then look at the sky above your head and say, "The moon is really full tonight."

Xie Yi also took a look and said, "Maybe Chang'e and Si Yi are also celebrating the Spring Festival up there."

"Puchi." Qi Feixing couldn't help laughing.

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