I was admitted to Tsinghua University after completing the Underworld KPI.

The phone hit his nose, and Qi Feixing almost burst into tears. He picked up the phone and rubbed his nose while scrolling down the post.

The title of the post is still "What does it mean to dream about buddies twice in a row?".

When Qi Feixing posted a post before, he was disturbed and forgot to read it later, but this time he opened it by accident, and the number of replies below is simply amazing.

It's just that some of the remarks are not very good.

He scrolled down, one by one.

"Fishing?"

"Are you a man or a woman?"

"Looked at the homepage, it's a man."

"I can only say that Ah Zhen is in love with Ah Qiang."

"If it's true, then I bless, if it's false, I hope it's true/Hands folded"

"Now that you've posted all the posts, let's talk about it."

……

This was the answer for dozens of floors in a row. Until an hour later, before Qi Feixing appeared, some people began to suspect.

"Is the owner still there?"

"The owner is gone."

"So is this a real help post, or a phishing post?"

"I'll just say it straight, all fishers are dead horses/Smile."

"This kind of post is usually posted by men, right? If it's a fishing dog, then I wish you a manly bronze/smile."

……

There are a lot of replies. Recently, almost every day, people come in to upvote and add more replies. The latest one happens to be the sentence that Qi Feixing saw just now.

It was not the first time that Qi Feixing was asked for his contact information by a boy. Of course he knew what the meaning of male copper was, but he couldn't believe it for a while.

Him, reconciliation?

Hahaha how is it possible!

Qi Feixing shook his head frantically, and couldn't help but pick his hands.

He was engrossed in flipping through the posts at the moment, completely oblivious to his reddened ears under the light.

There has always been no shortage of night owls in the post bar, and everyone is vying to be the champion of staying up late. At this time, Qi Feixing refreshed the post, and there is a new reply below.

"Everyone go away, this is a fishing post."

Fishing is spreading false news to gain attention and cause various discussions. After being wronged, Qi Feixing is naturally not happy.

He typed the reply:

"I'm here, I forgot to post something earlier."

Unexpectedly, after Qi Feixing replied, several more came out one after another, obviously they were the ones who squatted to follow up every day.

"I don't pay attention to what you are busy with, I just pay attention to your buddy."

"Waiting for a 'thank you all, we're together'."

"So it's been two months, have you guys been together?"

"Is the landlord typing so slowly? Talk quickly! If you don't speak, I will call you a fishing dog."

Qi Feixing found it annoying to watch, but there were quite a few people who spoke nicely, which made him bear it.

"What is together, I read all the replies, my brother and I are pure friendship, don't talk nonsense."

When he was typing, he also felt very awkward when he thought of Jie Yi.

As soon as the reply was sent out, someone below immediately refuted it hahaha.

"Come on, since you insist that you are pure friendship, why are you posting for help?"

"You are not guilty, do you want us to toast your friendship by posting?"

Qi Feixing's hand trembled immediately, and the soul asked a question, which was deafening.

The people on the post bar haven't stopped, leaving messages one after another, and most of them are replied by the same person.

He said, "Oh, are you, Socialist Brotherhood?"

"Everyone is a man, you post this kind of post, don't you just want to get an answer of 'do you like him'?"

shit.

Looking at these replies, Qi Feixing felt thrilling for the first time, appalling, terrified, and his hairs stood on end!

He couldn't help but put down his phone and touched the goose bumps on his arms.

Those who were questioned were a little guilty, and Qi Feixing almost strangled him to death as soon as he felt guilty.

He tried to stay calm, and when he saw the word "brother" in the title of the post, he felt his eyes prickled and his conscience disturbed.

So Qi Feixing replied:

"It's just asking everyone to help you interpret a dream. There's no need to keep talking like this, right?"

That person seemed to have settled down in Qi Feixing's post, and he got a reply within two seconds as soon as the reply was sent.

But after seeing the other party's reply, Qi Feixing remained silent.

"You are in a hurry, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry."

Qi Feixing: ...

I don't know what to say, and even want to smash the phone.

But seeing the other party's sarcasm reply, Qi Feixing resisted the urge to hit someone again.

He replied as calmly and gently as possible: "I didn't."

He said, "I really don't like him, where did you come to this conclusion?"

The other party quickly replied confidently: "If you want evidence, I will give it to you."

Qi Feixing felt that he was talking big, what evidence could he produce on the Internet?

So I asked, "What evidence?"

The other party said, "You just need to answer my three questions."

"First, at some point, do you think your buddy looks good?"

Qi Feixing replied without thinking, "I always thought he was pretty."

After all, Xie Yi's face seemed to be engraved with the words "National Beauty and Heavenly Fragrance" when he was born.

His tone was frank, and the other party also asked frankly: "Do you sometimes feel your heart beating faster when you look at your buddies?"

Seeing this sentence, Qi Feixing snapped his fingers.

Not only sometimes, he seems to be beating faster every day recently...

It's weird to think about it that way.

Qi Feixing was only a minute late and didn't answer, and the other party immediately popped out a few words that deserved a beating.

"You hesitated, you hesitated, you hesitated."

These few words made Qi Feixing want to go through the network cable, arrest the person who replied to the post, and smash the hammer hard.

He took a few deep breaths, then suppressed his irritability, typed and answered with a little guilty conscience: "Yes..."

The other party's Chinese reading comprehension is perfect: "That is often."

"Okay, the third question, imagine kissing that buddy now, does it make you feel sick?"

kiss? !

Why did he want to think about such weird things!

Qi Feixing finds it difficult to understand, but once one's thoughts are led astray, no matter how unwilling he is, he can't help turning to a crooked place.

Xie Yi is usually calm and indifferent towards everyone, but when facing Qi Feixing, he will be less alienated.

Once the switch in the brain is turned on, it is like a flash flood, and there is no way to turn it off.

Jie Yi who was serious about brushing up the questions, Jie Yi who covered him with a quilt, Jie Yi who reflected the color of fireworks in front of the window, Jie Yi who laughed, Jie Yi who said Happy New Year to him...

Only Qi Feixing has seen too many appearances that others have never seen before.

After realizing this, Qi Feixing only felt flustered for a while, he stretched out his hands to hold his chest, and sure enough, the steel deer in his chest began to hit the wall again.

"Fuck..."

The development of the situation began to become uncontrollable, Qi Feixing tried to hold down his heartbeat while watching the other party's reply on the phone screen.

This time, the other party seemed to be very leisurely, and did not send any more irritating texts to urge him.

Qi Feixing's eyes couldn't help but drift to the word kiss...

If he really presses Xie Yi against the wall, just kiss him like that...

FUCK FUCK!

Qi Feixing slapped his mouth instantly with a "slap", and immediately shattered all the images in his mind that could not be played.

He didn't show any mercy when he slapped his mouth, and immediately woke himself up.

The person who replied asked if they would feel sick.

Qi Feixing slammed his face on the pillow, thinking, I'm sick of a hammer, I almost killed Xie Yi when I thought about it just now.

Depend on.

A lifetime of dirty words has been said in my heart.

Qi Feixing didn't remember the post until several minutes later, so he typed dully.

He felt a little embarrassed, so he replied a little reservedly: "That's it."

There was a quick response: "Ha."

Qi Feixing:?

Before he could ask a question, the other party said: "The last question, sleeping on the same bed with my brother, will I toss and turn, because I can't fall asleep because of his existence?"

A thunderbolt struck on the spot, Qi Feixing only felt that he stepped on every question and hit it with precision.

He didn't have time to reply, so he turned off his phone and squatted at the foot of the bed to shut himself up.

He turned out to be gay?

He actually likes brothers?

Qi Feixing felt that he was too insignificant.

Qi Feixing's conscience ached, while he doubted life, and at the same time, with an inexplicably ferocious and strange smile, he shut himself up at the foot of the bed until dawn.

The sound of playing mahjong downstairs has been going on all night, but it stopped now.

It was sunny outside after the snow, and the sun climbed onto the window sill. Amidst the sound of firecrackers, the sound of children playing was heard far away.

It was seven in the morning when there was a knock on the door.

The Qi family is not allowed to sleep in during the first year of junior high school, because according to the custom, this is the plan of the year, if you sleep in today, you will not be diligent for the whole year.

The knock on the door awakened Qi Feixing's stiff head, he sighed faintly, stood up and went to the bedside to take off his pajamas, ready to change.

It was usually his father who knocked on the door, so Qi Feixing didn't set up his defenses, and said directly: "The door is unlocked, come in."

The sound of the door opening sounded from behind. Qi Feixing had just finished taking off his shirt and put on layers of autumn clothes, warm sweaters and sweaters. He put his hands on the waistband of his trousers and turned to ask why his father didn't speak.

But as soon as his eyes met, he saw the familiar long hair and eyes, and the face he praised as "a glimpse" and "a beautiful country" suddenly appeared in front of Qi Feixing.

At that moment, his head was buzzing, and all the complicated and chaotic thoughts became one sentence:

If he turns his godson into a daughter-in-law and gets closer, his parents will be happy, right?

The moment the thought came out, the sound of firecrackers exploded downstairs again, Qi Feixing suddenly came back to his senses, and then realized his current posture.

He blushed immediately, and subconsciously let go of the hand pulling the waistband of his trousers, and the waistband rebounded in the next second, with a "pop", causing him to gasp in pain.

Xie Yi lingered on Qi Feixing for a while, and raised his eyebrows: "Other people set off firecrackers, you flick your belt?"

"Creative." Xie Yi said.

Qi Feixing subconsciously wanted to refute, but looking at Xie Yi's face, he felt a secret shyness in his heart.

So the blurted "You fart" turned into a lack of confidence: "What are you doing here?"

Xie Yi raised his hand to him, pointed to the clothes he had left in Qi Feixing's room, and said, "When I left last night, I forgot to take my clothes."

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to pinch the hem of the pajamas, and opened it from bottom to top on the spot, his white skin flashed past, and Qi Feixing even saw his tight and beautiful abdominal muscles.

Fuck it.

He cursed, and then immediately looked away.

As soon as he realized his sexual orientation, Xie Yi changed his clothes in front of him.

Qi Feixing thought to himself, the annoying little goblin, isn't this leading him to commit a crime?

"Do you have a fever?" Xie Yi was suddenly puzzled.

Qi Feixing is emotionally sensitive right now, and he couldn't believe it immediately: "You're just throwing a fit..."

Then in the next second, a warm hand fell on the forehead, and quickly retracted, Xie Yi said: "I don't have a fever, my face is so red."

Facing those eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Qi Feixing backed away immediately.

Come, come, this man is exuding his damn charm again, trying to seduce him!

In the end, Qi Feixing angrily pushed Xie Yi out the door, saying, "Go back to your own room and change!"

Closing the door behind his back, Qi Feixing patted his face, recalling Xie Yi's lower abdomen that flashed by just now, and immediately clenched his fists.

Self-proclaimed contemporary Liu Xiahui.

After a while, someone knocked on the door again, and Qi Feixing was alert behind the door: "Who is it?"

His father's voice came from outside the door: "gun..."

Before the words were finished, Qi's mother's dissatisfaction came from below: "If you tell me something unlucky, don't eat today."

So the words turned a corner, and Father Qi said bluntly: "Gun... What are you doing with the door closed? I'm going downstairs for dinner."

Everyone was gathering downstairs to have breakfast, and several elders who stayed up all night (ma) years old (jiang) had already finished their meal and went to their room to rest.

After Qi Feixing went downstairs, he sat at the table, reached out and took a deep-fried dough stick, chewed it in his mouth, turned his head and saw Xie Yi coming down after changing his clothes.

He didn't think it before, but once he accepted the setting that he liked Jie Yi, Qi Feixing felt something was wrong.

The exact same clothes... Isn't this a couple outfit?

"What do you think about while eating?"

Seeing that Qi Feixing didn't know why he was in a daze, and his eyes were fixed there without moving, the cousin stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Qi Feixing's eyes.

Then Qi Feixing came back to his senses, facing his cousin's questioning, and seeing Jie Yi getting closer, Qi Feixing started chewing deep-fried dough sticks in order to hide his emotions.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

He chewed so fast that he choked and reached for water.

Then the water glass was handed to Qi Feixing, after he drank it vigorously, he was relieved, and when he turned his head, it was Xie Yi who was handing the water glass.

"Can you choke on a meal?"

Xie Yi said something, then poured soy milk on the side and placed it in front of Qi Feixing.

Qi Feixing reached out to take it, and accidentally touched Xie Yi's finger, and the sudden static electricity made him stop his hand suddenly.

"I'll go, are you a telegraph pole? Why is your hand still charged?" Qi Feixing couldn't help but said.

One sentence broke the ice, and the two exchanged a few words back and forth, so Qi Feixing's awkward attitude gradually recovered.

I don't know what he was hiding just now, Qi Feixing thought.

If you have a crush, you are a crush, and if you have a crush, you are still a good brother.

He glanced at Jie Yi, and when Jie Yi received the signal, he took a tea egg and cracked and peeled it for him, then put it in Qi Feixing's bowl.

The third class also had a lot of winter vacation homework, but before the Chinese New Year, Qi Feixing and the others finished them all ahead of time.

It's just that who would have expected that guy Ren Wei was going crazy for some reason, and after saying Happy New Year in the class on the first day of the new year, he even added a new homework.

Racking his brains to write an essay in the study, Qi Feixing looked at the essay paper under his pen and complained a lot.

"New Year...how do you write this?"

He knocked his head on Jie Yi's shoulder as soon as he tilted his head. Usually this action is a subconscious action, but after enlightenment, there is a bit of deliberate element in it.

Sniffing his nose secretly like a puppy, smelling the faint fragrance of Xie Yi's body, Qi Feixing poked his head to read Xie Yi's composition.

At a glance, when he was complaining, Xie Yi had already written more than half a page.

"So fast?" Qi Feixing stopped complaining instantly.

He immediately picked up the pen and began to write vigorously.

"I'm sure I can write faster than you."

This inexplicable desire to win made Xie Yi a little helpless.

An hour later, Qi Feixing held up the [-]-word composition, held it up to blow the ink, and then showed off to Xie Yi who was still writing.

"I'm done."

"Awesome." Xie Yi raised his head and praised.

"That's right." Qi Feixing raised his head to accept the compliment, his ears turned red.

He then poked his head curiously: "What did you write?"

There were too many words, and I didn't know where to read it for a while. Qi Feixing's eyes immediately noticed the end of Xieyi's writing.

"In the world of the market, if you look up, it's fireworks, but if you look down, it's you and me."

Qi Feixing asked cheekily, "You wrote about me?"

Xie Yi didn't speak, but blew on the still ink, and said, "Yao Yan and the others heard that you want to go to Beijing in two days, and they also want to go with you."

He turned around and asked, "What do you think?"

Qi Feixing didn't care: "Let's go together."

He went to Beijing because he wanted to see the ghost king in February. Although the ghost king was dangerous, many ghost messengers were discussing it in the forums of the underworld these days.

At that time, there will be a large number of ghost messengers in Beijing, no matter how dangerous the ghost king is, they will not be feared. On the contrary, because of the existence of these ghost messengers, Beijing will be safer than usual in February.

"Call them later and tell them to book tickets together."

Beijing is far away from Jinchuan, and it takes too long to take the high-speed rail, so we will all take the plane when the time comes.

When he was free, Qi Feixing realized that the post had not been replied yet, so he turned on his phone.

After a day of fermenting, Qi Feixing was completely bearish. He clicked on the post and saw that the person asked several questions.

"Why is it gone again?"

After the post was pushed up in the middle of the night, there were many other people's comments, all of which were "wait for a 'Thank you everyone, we are together'."

There were many people during the day, so as soon as Qi Feixing replied, many people asked him questions.

He didn't say much, just said: "Thank you everyone, I have been diagnosed with sexual orientation today."

He replied jokingly, and immediately there were a bunch of replies below.

Qi Feixing didn't look at them one by one. He originally planned to uninstall the post bar after replying to the post, but the next second after quitting, there was an extra private message in the background.

Looking at the id of the private message, it turned out to be the person who replied last night and enlightened him.

The man happily sent his blessings: "A hundred years together, a hundred years together."

Qi Feixing: ...

"Let me give you a good word."

"Yo, haven't you caught up yet?"

The man replied in seconds, Qi Feixing asked curiously: "Do you live in the post bar? Are you waiting to reply to the post?"

The other party said: "Hey, no, I have encountered some problems, and I am also posting for help. I wish I could refresh every second, but no one can help me."

The other party didn't shy away from it, and directly forwarded the post from the homepage.

Qi Feixing looked at the title:

What should I do if I keep dreaming about marrying a man at night?

Qi Feixing: ...

He immediately sent six question marks to the other party: "??????"

Ask: "Isn't your answer obvious? You were still teasing me a few hours ago, and what happened to you?"

The man quickly replied, "No, I am different from you."

He said: "You are dreaming about a brother, I am dreaming about a stranger."

Qi Feixing remained expressionless: "The process is different, but the result is also the same. You are gay."

Opponent: "..."

The other party: "I know I'm gay! The problem is this dream and that man."

In the end, the explanation couldn't make any sense, and the person sent a voice message that lasted more than a minute.

Qi Feixing clicked on it, and it was a man with a refreshing voice.

He said, "Tsk, how do you describe it? You should know that when people dream, they basically don't remember what the stranger looks like in the dream, right?"

"But I not only remember the content of the dream, but also clearly remember the appearance of the stranger in the dream."

"It's quite weird. Obviously I don't even know who that man is, and I'm sure I've never seen him, but I can remember his appearance."

After finishing speaking, he sent another message: "This is not the weirdest thing, the weird thing is that every night, I dream of marrying that man!"

"every day!"

The last two words can hear the shock and fear of the owner of the voice.

Qi Feixing thought for a while and asked, "So you think this matter is a bit metaphysical?"

A voice message came over: "I think this is not only a bit of metaphysics, but I've just hit a ghost."

What he said was very serious, and even afraid that Qi Feixing would not believe it, he turned around and searched for many similar examples on the Internet.

Qi Feixing looked through the replies on the other party's post, and basically said that he was lying or something, or asked to see a psychiatrist.

Looking back at the above example sent by that person, Qi Feixing: ...

He euphemistically said: "These are all fake. One is a fabricated novel, the other is an unscrupulous marketing account, and the other has been approached by science to refute the rumors."

The other party was not surprised by Qi Feixing's thoughts at all, but sighed alone.

"Hey, I know you won't believe it. If the masters I'm looking for are all liars pretending to be ghosts, I wouldn't ask for help online and let others call me a liar."

"It's not enough to say that you are a liar... How about it, if you believe me, give me your contact information, and I will show you later." Qi Feixing said.

"I see that the address on your homepage is Beijing City. I will go to Beijing City in just two days."

It's not that Qi Feixing likes to meddle in other people's affairs, or is full of kindness, but mainly because this guy has enlightened him in disguise.

Qi Feixing smacked his lips, it wasn't for the fact that this guy was pressing every step of the way with a few words, he wouldn't have discovered that he actually liked to relieve himself.

But it didn't feel bad, he helped once, and it was considered a favor.

However, although Qi Feixing said he helped, it was obvious that the other party had some doubts.

Ask: "Are you a master?"

"Master is also gay?"

Qi Feixing felt that he was speechless a lot today, he rolled his eyes and said, "If I can't solve it, you can just accept your fate and get married in your dream."

"It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, it will save me effort."

The other party became anxious immediately: "Don't, don't, I believe it."

After speaking, probably based on the sympathy of the same orientation, the other party unsuspectingly posted a string of addresses and mobile phone numbers.

To exchange trust, Qi Feixing called directly on his mobile phone, and after connecting, he said, "I'm the one from Tieba, please write down the number, and I'll contact you when the time comes."

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感谢在2022-08-2617:56:54~2022-08-2712:28:53期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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