I was admitted to Tsinghua University after completing the Underworld KPI.

Obviously he hasn't seen any pictures yet, but when Qi Feixing reached out to take the thrown books, he couldn't help but think of those short videos, parents who were driven crazy by tutoring their children.

"Puchi." He took the book in his hand, and the page just turned to the topic just now, Qi Feixing finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

Looking back, seeing that Yi's eyes and nose were not smiling, Qi Feixing couldn't believe it: "Why don't you smile?"

He angrily accused: "You are colder than a stone."

Xie Yi: "..."

"Ha." He smirked reluctantly.

"That's right." Qi Feixing was satisfied.

Before the grandpa and grandson over there noticed the presence of outsiders, Qi Feixing and the others walked over, and the picture came into view.

The old man who looked like a teaching director stood in front, he held his chest slowly, maybe his love for the child still prevailed, he took a breath, picked up other books and continued.

"Okay, Chinese is not good, let's do math."

The old man wrote the topic on the blackboard behind:

"Your father's heart beats once a second, so may I ask, how many minutes have passed since your father's heart beats 120 times?"

After reading the question, the little fat man wiped his face with his fleshy hands, pouted aggrievedly, and lowered his head to do calculations very hard.

As time passed, the old man's expression gradually changed from anticipation, to impatience, to irritable, and then he slapped the blackboard with the pointer: "Not yet?!"

The little old man blew his beard and stared, the little fat man trembled three times, the pen fell to the ground with a slap, and hurried to pick it up again.

He looked up at his grandfather, the tears in his eyes were almost covered, and he suppressed crying and said: "Woooooo... 120 minutes."

"How much?!" The old man raised his voice.

His beard was almost crooked, and he walked over and asked, "120 minutes, your father's body should be harder than your grandfather's tombstone and mine!"

"are you a pig!"

The little fat man was yelled at by his grandfather a few times, and he opened his mouth to howl, but after howling a few times, he saw his grandfather take two steps forward, and the little fat man shut up immediately in fright.

His blushing cheeks flushed, the old man kept his eyes fixed, suppressed his anger and asked, "Let me ask you a simple question."

He said: "There are monks and apprentices in this picture, fill in the blank, how many people are there in the picture?"

The little fat man snapped his fingers, one, two... four, the old man finally got his way, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the little fat man turned back two fingers.

He stretched out a V in front of his grandpa, and said: "Two people."

Looking at the four masters and apprentices on the screen, the old man endured and endured, and asked: "There are four people drawn here, why are there two people?"

Although the little fat man is cowardly, he is cowardly and well-founded, saying: "Zhu Bajie and Monkey King are not humans, they are animals."

Old man: "..."

If he hadn't been dead for a long time, the old man would have wanted to call an ambulance.

He took a long breath: "Your father and mother are both teachers, and your grandma and I are also teachers. Why did you give birth to you, a piggy?"

Seeing the fat man looking at him carefully, Grandpa was also discouraged. For the first time, he didn't get angry, but said: "A fill-in-the-blank Chinese question, if you answer it correctly, I won't beat you up today."

The little fat man's eyes lit up immediately: "Grandpa, ask."

"Fill in the blanks with imitation sentences, Beijing is the capital of our country, (?) is (?)."

The little fat man puffed out his chest this time without hesitation: "I am a pig."

In a word, the old man almost failed to work: "Who taught you!"

The little fat man looked at his angry grandpa dumbfounded, and pinched his fingers: "Grandpa said..."

"Hahaha……"

Qi Feixing supported Xie Yi's shoulders, he couldn't stop laughing, his laughter was too arrogant, it's hard for the grandpa and grandson to pay attention this time.

"Who is it?" the old man asked with narrowed eyes.

Qi Feixing walked over immediately, stopped laughing, and said obediently: "Grandpa Wang, I'm from the Qi family next door, and this is my classmate."

The old man suddenly said: "Oh, you are a kid from the Qi family."

He wondered again: "How did you get in?"

Mr. Wang knew that the place he entered was the dream of his little grandson, so he was 12 vigilant about Qi Feixing and the others being able to enter.

This is a dream for the little fat man, and the old man is a ghost, Qi Feixing didn't hide it, he shook his head to show the old man to look at the hat on his head.

"Grandpa Wang, I've passed the examination as a civil servant in the underworld." He tried his best to describe it in words that the old man could understand.

The old man was immediately surprised: "Oh, this is terrible."

Although he guessed a lot about the current situation, Qi Feixing still pretended to be curious and asked, "What are you and Xiaopang doing?"

Getting angry when he said it, Grandpa Wang blew his beard and pointed at his grandson's textbook: "Give this useless tutoring homework."

"Little Fatty's parents are usually at home, how can I ask you to give me counseling?"

Mr. Wang didn't know either, he said: "I don't know, anyway, it was last month, I was falling asleep, and I was hit on the head by a pile of textbooks for no reason."

"When I woke up, I saw my grandson's name in the textbooks. I thought it must be because he didn't know how to do homework, so I came to make up lessons for him at night."

As he said, Mr. Wang straightened his chest: "You know, I used to be a teacher."

So this is an occupational disease offender.

Qi Feixing blinked, and Xie Yi looked at each other, both dumbfounded.

Then Qi Feixing remembered the ashes of paper he saw when he passed by the old man's room, then turned his gaze to the little fat man, and asked, "Did you burn those books?"

The little fat man hesitated, and under the threat of the old man's slap, nodded and cried: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooever

Come on, case solved now.

Qi Feixing glanced at the little fat guy. This guy is a well-known bully in the neighborhood. He doesn't like going to school, and he certainly doesn't like doing homework.

Maybe one day I saw something being burned for my grandfather at home, so I became ill-intentioned and burned all the textbooks and homework.

I thought I could be liberated, but I was chased into my dream by my grandfather and forced to go to "evening self-study" for a month.

Qi Feixing tried his best to hold back his laughter, and asked again: "Then why don't you have 'classes' on Saturday and Sunday, old man?"

Mr. Wang said rightly: "Even a donkey can't be open all year round. As a teacher, of course I also have weekends and weekends."

"Besides, this brat is too scolded. After five days of scolding, his mouth hurts. Take a rest on Sunday."

So that's the case, Qi Feixing gave a thumbs up.

He told a little about what happened in reality, and then warned: "It's okay to teach children, but you have to be careful not to scare them too much. This little fat man usually doesn't dare to go home."

Grandpa is the binding spirit at home, and he won't see him when he leaves home. In this way, wouldn't the little fat man prefer to stay at school rather than come back?

When the old man heard this, he became so angry that he chased and beat his grandson in his dream.

"You brat, if you don't study well, you still don't want to go home!"

"Stop for me, don't run!"

"Grandpa, don't hit me, I was wrong!"

……

Housework, this is not in the hands of Qi Feixing, he asked the old man, he is on the way to reincarnate, legally staying in the human world.

When it's his turn to reincarnate, Qi Feixing will come to pick him up again.

After flirting with Xie Yi, Qi Feixing said, "Let's go."

It was a worthwhile trip to see it.

After leaving Wang's house, Qi Feixing dragged Xie Yi to the open space to sweep away the ghosts, euphemistically saying: "Everyone is here."

"Anyway, it's not too long now. If I go back, maybe my body hasn't finished eating. It's so uncomfortable."

Qi Feixing pushed Xie Yi, pushed him into the circle of the hook, and said, "I'm going to lift the seal."

After speaking, the formula changed, and Xiao Ba, who hadn't opened his mouth for several days, suddenly woke up.

"My lord, there is a ghost unit running fast nearby. Xiaoba appraises the danger level report."

"Run ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Xiao Ba screamed and almost shattered Qi Feixing's eardrums. He immediately covered his ears and said, "Is it so powerful?"

He stood motionless on the spot, with an expression of "Come and come" on his face: "Come one, I'll beat the other."

As if to respond to Qi Feixing's arrogance, just as he finished speaking, the flat ground suddenly picked up wind.

The wind is weird. Although it won't snow in Jinchuan in December, if a gust of wind blows over, it will still be so cold that people's jaws are shaking. Qi Feixing touched his arm and rejoiced: "Fortunately, I have left my soul."

Otherwise, the wind would blow him to death.

The Yin Qi gathered in the surroundings, almost forming a tornado, and Qi Feixing stood outside the storm and remained motionless.

"Such a big battle, it seems to be a tough one." Qi Feixing turned his head and told Xie Yi again: "Don't move."

At this time, Huhunsuo raised his head slightly, Qi Feixing glanced over, and when he turned his head, a familiar ghost door suddenly fell in front of him.

There were two copper rings hanging in front of the pitch-black gate. As the Yin Qi soared, the scene was filled with smoke, and then the door opened, amidst the mist, a black figure stepped out from inside.

The black shadow was backlit, step by step until he completely stepped out of the ghost gate, and only after the ghost gate closed and disappeared, Qi Feixing narrowed his eyes to see who was coming.

A black shirt and official hat, with a gentle face...

Qi Feixing took a deep breath: "Lu Guanqi?"

The person in front of him was very sinister, but he was covered with a golden light, and he was wearing the official uniform of any dynasty. Although it was a little different, it was clearly the same Lu Guanqi that Qi Feixing had seen in the envelope before.

Strange, he asked: "Are you out of your mind?"

It's a bit presumptuous to say this, besides, the current Lu Guanqi looks like a person from the underworld, and his status seems to be unusual.

Fortunately, Lu Guanqi had a peaceful personality before and after his death. He didn't speak, but a voice still came: "Lu Guanqi is a common name in the world. After my soul returns to the underworld, I am now the tenth hall of the underworld, the lord of the reincarnation department. "

The king of the wheel is the king of hell who is in charge of discussing the merits and demerits of the soul one by one, and assigns him to hell or reincarnation according to this. He belongs to one of the ten kings of hell.

Unexpectedly, the mute who couldn't even speak in Yanzhong turned out to be Hades.

Qi Feixing was very surprised, he guessed from himself and others: "Are you also re-employment?"

The Wheel-Running King paused and said, "No, I am reincarnated."

"Love Tribulation?" Qi Feixing guessed based on TV routines.

"It's the kalpa of life and death." The Wheel-Turning King said.

There is nothing that cannot be said, and then the wheel runner explained:

"I am in charge of reincarnation, but reincarnation will be disordered every 1000 years. If you want to stabilize reincarnation, you must devote yourself to it and go through life and death to restore it."

"Oh." Qi Feixing nodded.

But it is obvious that even if he returns to the throne after death, the memory of the wheel-turning king still exists. He said his purpose of coming: "I am here today to repay you for spreading the word of joy for me."

Zhuanlunwang said: "This matter is the most important thing to me, so I am here to grant you a favor."

Qi Feixing didn't take this matter to heart at first, but now he had an unexpected joy, his eyes lit up immediately: "Does that mean I can make a wish?"

Obviously, the Wheel-Running King knew what the judge had promised, so he immediately said, "Except for the locomotive."

Then he pointed out: "I suggest that you come to ask for this favor in the future, and now is not the time."

Qi Feixing is a person who listens to advice, he regretfully said: "All right."

Zhuan Lun Wang showed up for this matter, and the reincarnation stage was of great importance, he then cupped his hands at Qi Feixing and said: "There will be a period later."

After finishing speaking, he looked to the other side imperceptibly, and he didn't say anything from the beginning to the end.

The Wheel-Running King nodded slightly, and Xie Yi glanced over.

Then the wheel-running king waved his hand to open the ghost gate and disappeared after that.

Qi Feixing said: "Yan Luo of the Ten Palaces has always been mysterious, but this time I saw one."

He turned to look at Xie Yi: "Come on, catch ghosts."

This is the KPI that has not forgotten itself.

One night, the two of them were passionately hunting ghosts, and Qi Feixing didn't get up the next day.

He ran to the toilet twice in a row, and took the medicine bought by Xie Yi, and it took a long time for the pain in his stomach to subside.

Every time Qi Feixing fell ill, Xie Yi asked for leave. He handed over a glass of water and asked, "Do you want to eat next time?"

Qi Feixing chose to drink the water with his head up, then retracted into the quilt and faced him with the stubborn back of his head.

Xie Yi looked at it for a while, but still said the same taunt: "Six pack abs?"

Even if his back was turned, it didn't affect Qi Feixing's retort: ​​"I only said that I have six-pack abs and I don't get sick easily, and I didn't say I won't get sick..."

He beat back: "You are so noisy, I'm going to sleep."

December flew by, and after New Year's Day was over, there was less than half a month left before the final exam.

At a glance, the whole No. [-] Middle School is full of students wrapped into balls, and Qi Feixing is the roundest one among them.

He sat in the class, wiped his nose for a while, and suddenly had a whim to ask Xie Yi: "You said that I was so afraid of the cold in this life, did it mean that I was at the border in my previous life, and the wind and sand blew too much?"

He recalled in a trance: "I remember that the frontier was placed on the current territory at that time, and it seemed that it was indeed the north."

It's very cold in the north. It's an exaggeration to say that if someone accidentally falls, he may be frozen on the ground and can't even get up.

Xie Yi didn't answer, but stuffed him with something to warm his hands.

Qi Feixing wasn't like other boys, who despised it as something for girls, so he stuffed it in his pocket and put his left hand in it flatteringly.

"That's right." He said, "Yao Yan and the others asked us to go out on the weekend and said they wanted to go to a milk tea shop to study together."

He curled his lips, and explained the small thoughts of those guys: "They don't want to ask me out, they obviously want to ask you out, and I can't give them a lecture."

After finishing speaking, Qi Feixing tapped Xie Yi's desk again with the tip of his pen: "I want to ask you, do you want to go?"

Before Xie Yi could answer, Ren Wei's voice came from above: "Why are there still people gossiping in the self-study class?"

Qi Feixing rolled his eyes and lowered his voice: "Will you go?"

After Xie Yi finished the test paper of the first subject, he turned around and said, "I'll go if you go."

"Then go." Qi Feixing thought for a while.

The milk tea shop is near the No. [-] Middle School, and it is a place where students of No. [-] Middle School often check in.

It is not so much a milk tea shop as it is a self-study room. The owner is a very beautiful sister. She has placed many bookshelves and separated many small compartments here.

The bookshelves are full of information books that students can use. If you want to borrow them, just order milk tea at the front desk and register to borrow them.

The five of them chose a bigger cubicle, Qi Feixing Xie Yi sat on one side, Zhou Lele Xiang Yao sat on the other side, and Yao Yan was separated alone again.

After a while, the table was filled with everyone's weekend homework. Yao Yan watched Qi Feixing take out the test papers one by one, and clicked his tongue: "You guys have so much homework?"

Qi Feixing bit off the cap of his pen to write his name, spat it out and said with a sigh: "The only subject that has more is Chinese. There are three test papers, and each one is required to write an essay."

Thinking that Chinese requires several times more words than other subjects, Qi Feixing couldn't help but want to write a little blue dragon in his composition.

It's better to piss Ren Wei off.

Yao Yan sighed: "Ren Wei is such a ruthless man."

After writing a few questions, Qi Feixing would turn around and ask Xie Yi for some solutions. After half an hour, the three guys opposite finally revealed their true purpose.

While Xie Yi finished explaining the questions to Qi Feixing, Yao Yan stood up first under the watchful eyes of the two girls, handed the test papers to Jie Yi with a flattering smile, and said, "Student God, help me see how to write this question." .”

Qi Feixing saw it in his eyes, and his yin and yang were strange: "Put down your clip sound, otherwise the eunuch in the palace will come and sue you for stealing your job."

Yao Yan hecked twice, followed the trend: "Then the emperor told the servant, besides my solution to this problem, is there any other shorter solution?"

Xie Yi turned a blind eye to their rivalry, took a moment to glance at Yao Yan's densely packed steps, and said, "Yes."

He stretched out his hand between the cd line segments on the title, drew an auxiliary line, and said, "That's fine."

When Xie Yi was giving lectures to Qi Feixing, he wished he could hold Qi Feixing's right hand to help write, and lecture to Yao Yan and the others, but he could say as little as possible.

Fortunately, Yao Yan was quick-witted, and after one auxiliary line, he almost understood the steps, and said: "Thank you, Xue Shen." After speaking, he buried his head in the calculation.

Then Zhou Lele and Xiang Yao also started to line up.

With Xie Yi, everyone's problem-solving efficiency has improved a lot. They finished the homework for two days in one afternoon, and finally put their pens on the table, not to mention how refreshed they were.

Yao Yan got excited at this moment, leaned over to greet everyone to look at him, then rummaged through the phone and said, "Do you know the King of Hades?"

Qi Feixing: "?"

He asked strangely, "The one in the underworld?"

"No." Yao Yan waved his hand: "It's the recently popular TV anchor, who has more than 1000 million fans on Maoclaw TV, and his ID is Hades."

Qi Feixing said truthfully, "I don't know."

As Yao Yan said, he also found what he wanted on his phone. He found the homepage of the anchor of Maoclaw TV, pushed it in front of everyone, and said, "This is it."

Hades deserves to be a live broadcast of spirit exploration, and the profile picture on it is also very gloomy, like a hanged ghost.

There are a lot of live recordings below. After editing, very scary titles are written.

Yao Yanfly rubbed his hands and gave them Amway: "After paying attention to him, I realized that the ghost stories we usually tell are all pediatrics."

He pointed to Hades' homepage and said, "Look at the horror in the hospital, the haunted house adventure, the abandoned hotel... He has basically been to all the famous weird places in the whole country."

Then he swipe down, pointed to the announcement over there and said, "Yan Wang usually broadcasts live once a month, and releases a video once a month. He just broadcast live once yesterday, and today he will start to announce the next content."

Qi Feixing saw that the place the anchor was planning to go to next time was an old house.

Afterwards, Yao Yan put away his mobile phone and said, "This King of Hades often bumps into ghosts. Last time he encountered ghosts hitting the wall at the South Bridge."

Yao Yan said quietly: "I heard that he rode a bicycle and rode a long distance at the South Bridge, but in the eyes of others, he kept turning in circles."

"He fainted later and was taken to the hospital, but nothing happened after the examination."

"However, some people say that he is just a show, and no one is the person involved. Let's tell the truth."

After he finished speaking, Xiang Yao said with a frightened expression after he opened the chatterbox, "Speaking of which, I should have bumped into a ghost too."

As soon as she opened her mouth, Yao Yan followed up with interest: "Expand and talk."

Xiang Yaobai glanced at him and said, "I don't remember, this is what my family told me before."

She said: "You should all know that my grandfather died when I was very young. I was probably three or four years old at that time. Anyway, I can't remember anything."

"I heard from my grandma that it happened to be the seventh day of my grandfather's death. A few years later, everyone gathered together for a New Year's Eve dinner."

At that time, Xiang Yao and the others were gathering in the countryside, and everyone was busy serving dishes and talking, so they sent little Xiang Yao to fetch chopsticks, and Xiang Yao counted them one by one, and took nine pairs of chopsticks.

But when serving the table, grandma asked strangely: "Yaoyao, why did you take an extra pair of chopsticks?"

Xiao Xiangyao didn't understand what he meant, and said innocently: "Grandma, Yaoyao didn't take much."

In front of her, grandma counted each person and said, "Look, there are only eight people in our family, but you took nine pairs of chopsticks."

So Xiao Xiangyao ran into the old-fashioned house, behind the door of the dining hall, pulled the air out with her little hand, and said doubtfully, "But grandpa is here, can't you see it?"

Thinking about it carefully, Yao Yan immediately groaned, swallowed, and went over to speculate: "I heard that after death, there are first seven, and the first seven will return home when the soul returns, your family may just catch up. "

Qi Feixing is also thinking, most children can see some things when they are young, things that ordinary people can't see, including ghosts.

In the first seven days again, maybe Xiang Yao had actually seen it, maybe her dead grandfather.

Unable to stop the conversation, Xiang Yao said again: "Lele has also been a little bit wrong recently."

She said: "Lele has been inexplicably lately. Her eyes are always dark. According to her, when her eyes are dark, she can't even hear her voice."

"About two or three times a day, the most serious one was when she and I went to the bookstore to buy books, and she collapsed directly."

Xiang Yao was also very puzzled: "At that time, Lele's parents came, and I sent Lele to the hospital with them, but the doctor said that Lele was fine."

As he said that, there was a sudden commotion at the cashier counter of the milk tea shop over there.

"Someone fainted!"

Hearing the exclamation, Xiang Yao glanced at her side. Zhou Lele went to return the book just now, but she hasn't come back yet.

She immediately stood up and hurriedly said, "No, it must be Lele!"

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