I was admitted to Tsinghua University after completing the Underworld KPI.

Qi Feixing's emo didn't last long, because he thought the past was the past and the present is the present.

He will still feel sad and happy because of the pictures in his dreams, but he will not let these emotions affect his life.

It sounds calm and rational, but in fact the root cause is that Yao Yan is too naive.

There are special mushrooms from Yunbei City in the hotel. The mushrooms are delicious, but they are easy to cause problems.

As soon as Yao Yan heard that there were mushrooms in the hotel, he immediately swore that the mushrooms were delicious and absolutely no problem. In addition, the service of the hotel itself was in place, and everyone believed that there would be no hidden dangers, so they were persuaded to have a meal here Mushroom hot pot.

The business of the restaurant is pretty good, there are quite a lot of people at noon, and most of the tables have mushroom hot pots that are exactly the same as those on Qi Feixing's table.

For fear of problems, there is a strict time control for eating mushroom hot pot.

Therefore, the hotel sent a waiter to wait on a special trip, and set an alarm clock to count the time, and resolutely refused to distribute chopsticks until the last second.

So a few students waited in front of the table, watching the beautiful mushrooms in the hot pot boiled and floated up, swimming back and forth as the bubbles continued to rise and burst.

When the alarm clock rang, the waiter smiled and handed them chopsticks.

"have a good meal."

Everyone was satisfied with a meal of mushroom hot pot, even Qi Feixing felt it was enjoyable.

Finally, I smacked my lips after eating, and even wanted to have some more.

However, he was stopped by Xie Yi who saw through his intentions. Xie Yi met Qi Feixing's eyes, looked at him and smiled, and then just lightly pressed on Qi Feixing's bulging stomach──

Qi Feixing immediately covered his mouth and almost spit out the fungus he just ate.

Eat too much and get too full.

After he slowed down, Xie Yi asked slowly, "Do you still want to eat?"

"Think." Qi Feixing exhaled and leaned on the backrest: "But I can't eat anymore."

Oh, damn it, why do people only have one stomach!

At first, everyone didn't find any problems, and no one noticed that something was wrong with Yao Yan's food. It wasn't until the afternoon when everyone was discussing to book a return ticket that this guy showed his flaws.

"Hahaha, when you guys are talking, why are there subtitles under your faces?"

Qi Feixing: "?"

Before he could react, he turned his head to look at Xie Yi and asked, "Is there a word on my face?"

Xie Yi pushed his face back, and everyone turned their heads to see Yao Yan's eyes seemed awake and confused, with an inexplicably silly expression on his face, they hesitated.

Then Zhou Lele was the first to put forward a guess. She covered her mouth in horror: "This guy, doesn't he know how to eat fungus to make him hallucinate?"

At this moment, Yao Yan looked at Zhou Lele again, and stretched out his hand to point at her from left to right under her face, repeating while pointing: "This guy, he doesn't know how to eat fungus to make him hallucinate, question mark."

Good guy, I have to read out the question mark, this must be poisoned and stupid.

A group of people hurriedly put Yao Yankang into the car and dragged him to the hospital.

After being checked by the doctor in the hospital, the fungus poisoning did not escape.

"Fortunately, his poisoning reaction is very mild, and he doesn't need to take medicine. The human body can metabolize it through normal metabolism. Let him go home and sleep, and he will recover after a few hours."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when the doctor said there was no major problem.

And Yao Yan, who is not worried, is still like a fool, repeating the doctor's words, and keeps saying: "When everyone talks, it is like a TV series, with subtitles."

Zhou Lele asked him angrily: "Subtitles, what font size are you talking about?"

"Song Type 5?" Yao Yan really scratched his head and answered.

Xiang Yao spat out a cold joke: "This is the legendary subtitle fungus?"

Everyone rubbed their arms like a cold wind, and Zhou Lele complained: "Yaoyao, this joke is so cold."

Later, when Yao Yan got better, they went to the general's tomb again under the strong request of the other three.

This time, Qi Feixing took advantage of the gap and tentatively put Wuchangling into the groove of the sarcophagus, and it fit perfectly.

He retracted the order of impermanence with a rapid heartbeat, but before he could sigh, he was stopped by Yao Yan and the others in the souvenir shop, frantically searching around Huo Ming.

After knowing that Huo Ming = himself, Qi Feixing was completely unable to look directly at those surroundings.

What's more, Xiangzhou has a special meeting, and even specially invited a powerful painter on the Internet to anthropomorphize various cultural relics of Huo Ming, including armor, long soldiers, and even a sarcophagus.

Seeing Yao Yanle put the sarcophagus key chain on his body, Qi Feixing almost couldn't hold back a slap in the face.

In the end, Xie Yi stretched out his hand and pressed Qi Feixing's shoulder, which was about to move, preventing Yao Yan's blood from splashing on the spot.

However, when the staff was selling the merchandise, Yao Yan also mentioned that there are many Huo Mingtong humanities on the Internet.

Curious, Qi Feixing went to search and found that most of them were touching family letters, or derivations of his deeds during his lifetime based on history.

Qi Feixing knew what he looked like when he was young. He saw those rainbow farts on the Internet, saying that Huo Ming wrote poems at the age of three, wrote essays at the age of five, and beat and kicked treacherous officials at the age of ten...

It was so embarrassing, even Qi Feixing, who loved rainbow farts the most in his life, couldn't stand it and quickly switched to the next one.

Then the three views were shattered.

In the history of Fuguo, the most famous people are Huo Ming and Cui Ziyu. In fact, Huo Ming and Cui Ziyu have never met each other before his death, but this does not prevent netizens from encircling their own cuteness and smashing to death.

Accidentally saw a piece of literature about pure love, Qi Feixing's expression gradually turned from embarrassment to seriousness, and finally turned black as a pot bottom.

I saw it said:

"Cui Ziyu threw herself into Huo Ming's arms, cried and said: Why don't they allow me to be with you?

And the always calm general blushed at this moment, pretending to be calm: for looking down on this general's treasures so much, this general will definitely make them pay the price. "

In fact, there are tens of thousands of people on the Internet, but Qi Feixing was unlucky. He met a sand sculpture netizen who was playing tricks, and he almost vomited after reading this piece of literature.

He doesn't mind fanfiction at all, but not Cui Ziyu! !

Thinking of the "resplendent" chachasi in the underworld, Qi Feixing felt that his eyes were going to go blind.

He had an ugly expression as if he had swallowed a fly, Xie Yi, the only one beside him who knew his identity, came over and said, "What are you looking at?"

Qi Feixing took a deep breath and said, "You have to be prepared."

After speaking, he handed over the phone, and after a quick glance, even Xie Yi, who was usually calm and reserved, had a cracked expression on his face.

Xie Yi lightly pushed the phone away, coughed, and said, "You were 17 when you went to the battlefield, and Cui Ziyu was 38... This year's netizens are too picky."

He tried his best to speak euphemistically, Qi Feixing nodded in agreement, and said: "They said what kind of youth is this, but I was young and beautiful at that time, and Cui Ziyu was already an old man, I'm sorry."

Xie Yi paused, as if thinking of something, hesitantly said: "Thirties are not considered old..."

"I bother."

One word from Qi Feixing made Xie Yi shut up.

Apart from these small episodes, the whole trip went smoothly until the return trip.

Everyone got on the high-speed train on time and returned to Jinchuan on the afternoon of the last day of the holiday.

After returning to school during the holidays, Xie Yi and Qi Feixing sorted out their homework on their seats, and waited for the class representatives to come and collect them one by one.

Until the evening self-study started, Qi Feixing found that there were always two people missing in the class.

He asked Xie Yi: "What's going on?"

Xie Yi shook his head: "I don't know."

At this moment, without Yao Yan taking the initiative to gossip, the source of the news disappeared immediately, and Qi Feixing suddenly felt a little regretful.

Fortunately, although there were very few people in the third class, the fact that there were two people missing in the class was still big news, and people started discussing it after a while.

"Got it, Wang Ke and Li Xinyue fell in love and were arrested for impotence."

"Damn it, did you really get caught?" Someone asked in shock.

"Can I lie to you? Didn't you see that they didn't return to school tonight? I found out last Friday."

Everyone glanced at the vacant seats and felt very sympathetic. Someone asked, "How did you get caught? I remember they were very cautious?"

"It's not a matter of being cautious. Although the two of them usually leave separately, since Friday is a holiday, and there is no Chinese class that day, they think that impotence will not come, so they relax their vigilance."

The student whispered: "You also know that there are stairs on the left and right sides of our teaching building. Usually everyone sees impotence and walks to the left, and then takes a detour to the right."

The speaker didn't expect impotence to be so dirty, and sighed: "Who knew that impotence shot back at that time, he first walked from the left, and after walking two floors, he suddenly went to the right from the aisle, just in time to bump into the king. Ke held Li Xinyue's hand."

"I'm going, so stupid?"

"This position is too coquettish."

Everyone was stunned by this operation, and it was Wang Ke and Li Xinyue's bad luck.

"So when he found out about impotence, he became furious and called their parents respectively, saying that they would go home and reflect for a week."

This move is too ruthless, someone said: "I remember that Li Xinyue's family is very strict, she must be beaten to death by her mother, right?"

"Hey, who knows, those people in our class who are in love now don't dare to say a word from day to night."

Qi Feixing focused on two things. His left ear was the voice of Xie Yi lecturing, and his right ear was the voice of his classmates gossiping. Then Xie Yi tapped his pen: "Do you still want to listen?"

Qi Feixing grinned and said, "Listen, listen...wait."

He was ready to fight: "Did those people mention my name?"

Talking about gossip is easy to go far. Before, it was still this topic. I don’t know which key word was involved, and we talked about another topic.

Someone secretly took a look at Qi Feixing who was concentrating on the question, and said, "By the way, didn't Li Xinyue really like Qi Feixing before? I remember that she seemed to have written a love letter before?"

Seeing that Qi Feixing seems to have noticed this, someone beside him covered his mouth: "It's all rumors, no one knows the truth, don't talk about it."

However, Qi Feixing had already heard it clearly, so he paused to solve the lecture, dug twice in the desk bucket, took out the love letter that was stuffed in casually, and scratched his head.

"Could it be that Li Xinyue wrote it?"

"Since you think she wrote it, do you want to return it?" Xie Yi glanced at him and asked.

Qi Feixing did have this thought, but paused again.

"I didn't dismantle it either. I don't know who wrote it. What if the wrong person is wrong?" He asked.

"Then you take it apart." Xie Yi's suggestion was not very serious.

After a while Qi Feixing was discouraged: "Forget it, I will ask when she comes back."

"Anyway, I won't dismantle it." Qi Feixing dragged Xie Yi back, confidently: "Continue to tell me."

Xie Yi took a deep breath, working hard like an old scalper.

For the next two weeks, after hearing that Xie Yi would not return to the orphanage, Qi Feixing abducted him back to his home in a grand manner.

Everyone likes a well-behaved child with good academic performance. Qi's father and Qi mother like to relax, and bought a bunch of things, regardless of whether they like it or not.

Every time I go home to unwind, I will be wrapped into a ball by Qi's mother. Sometimes even Qi Feixing can't help but sympathize with him and cast a loving look at him.

At dinner that day, his mother suddenly mentioned: "The kid from the old Wang's next door, I heard that he has been staying in the elementary school, and he doesn't want to go home."

His father has always been Qi's mother's supporter, never let Qi's mother's words fall on the ground, so he immediately asked: "What's going on?"

His mother said: "Hey, that kid just wanted to say that someone at home scolded him. At first, the teachers thought that the old Wang's family abused the child."

Papa Qi: "Actually?"

Mother Qi took a sip of the soup and continued, "Of course Lao Wang and his family don't want to bear such a reputation, so they went to school with the teacher and asked the child face to face who scolded him."

Papa Qi: "Oh, what then?"

"Guess what happened?" Qi's mother made a trick on purpose.

"What's the matter?"

"The unlucky child actually said that someone kept scolding him in the dream." Mother Qi said: "Old Wang and the others just remembered that this child has indeed woken up frequently recently, and shed tears in his sleep."

This is indeed a bit of an oolong. After the misunderstanding was resolved, the child's parents also listened to the teacher and took him to the hospital and prescribed some medicine.

"However, it's been more than half a month. I heard Lao Wang and the others occasionally mention that the child still doesn't want to go home, and he is very happy to go to school every day."

Who doesn't love a kid who loves going to school?As Mother Qi said, she turned her head and glanced at Qi Feixing.

Qi Feixing: "?"

"Mom, what are you looking at me for?"

Mother Qi said angrily, "Eat, eat."

Doing homework in the bedroom after dinner, Qi Feixing occasionally thought of what his mother said, and felt strange.

He asked Xie Yi: "Do you think there may be some ghosts at work?"

Xie Yi seemed to think about it seriously, but actually didn't think about it: "Maybe."

Then he continued: "Isn't it rumored that the child is psychic? It is possible that the child bumped into something, and the nightmare was entangled."

"It makes sense." Qi Feixing urged Xie Yi: "Hurry up and do your homework, and follow me to the next door tonight when you're done."

Xie Yi: "...OK."

Ever since Qi Feixing confessed his identity to Xie Yi, when he went out for a ghost walk at night, he would often take Xie Yi with him, and it became a habit.

Today he dragged Xie Yi to work with him again, when it was time to leave the soul, Qi Feixing said: "I remember the family at the intersection on the left is surnamed Wang."

"Go and have a look."

The two floated to the intersection and waited and watched in front of the villa, but they didn't want to rush in.

Then Qi Feixing rubbed his chin and frowned: "It doesn't look bad, it doesn't look like there are ghosts haunting you."

He doubted for a second: "Did I guess wrong?"

After doubting, he immediately denied: "Impossible, my intuition is never wrong."

Then Xie Yi said: "Then we can only go in and have a look."

"Well, let's go." Qi Feixing greeted him.

The two passed directly through the wall. The decoration of Wang's house is very warm. Although it is in good order, traces of life can be seen everywhere.

Flowers on the table, toys on the edge of the sofa, and a sleeping puppy over there.

Qi Feixing laughed: "This dog is so stupid, we both entered the house and haven't found it yet."

Looking closer, he suddenly realized: "Husky, no wonder."

After a doggy attack, Qi Feixing came upstairs according to his breath, passing the master bedroom with two obvious breathing sounds.

He was about to walk to the side, when Jianyi took a look at the empty room over there, Qi Feixing put his head out and walked in, leaving the part below the neck outside, the picture was funny and horrifying.

No one lives in this room, but judging from the contents inside, the former owner should be an old man.

Qi Feixing poked his head again, and said, "The old man passed away last year, this is the child's grandfather's former room."

"There is no yin, it doesn't look like there is a ghost, let's go."

Qi Feixing led the way, and found the child's room according to his breath, and Xie Yi went through the wall behind him.

The child was in Jinchuan No. [-] Primary School, third grade, Ding Po Tian was only ten years old, but after Qi Feixing went in, he looked like a little pig lying on the bed.

The child was tall, strong and fat, very fleshy, the two of them went in and heard that he was still snoring, smacked his lips, he seemed to be sleeping soundly.

Qi Feixing couldn't hold back a smile, which attracted Xie Yi's sideways glance.

"Everything looks normal, except for snoring and teeth grinding, there are no other symptoms."

Qi Feixing leaned close to the bed, observed for a while and came to a conclusion, he was puzzled: "Didn't you say that he would always wake up crying in the middle of the night? I think he slept soundly."

With a smile on my face, I don't know if I dreamed of delicious food or fun in my dream.

Then Qi Feixing got up and crossed his arms, and leaned against Xie Yi as if discouraged: "Could it be that my intuition is wrong?"

After finishing speaking, Xie Yi saw him looking around the room for a long while like a puppy, but still didn't find anything.

With his appearance, he seemed to be talking to the husky downstairs.

After a while, Xie Yi said: "Come and see tomorrow, the ghost that caused trouble tonight should not be there."

"Alright." Qi Feixing said.

He went outside and caught a few more wild ghosts and stuffed them into the ghost gate. Qi Feixing clapped his hands and glanced at the monthly rankings. With Jieyi's cheating device, his KPI this month directly soared to 1, just ranking first in the monthly rankings.

After reading the rankings, Qi Feixing patted Xiaoba again in doubt, and said, "It's strange, why hasn't this guy talked since he came back from Xiangzhou?"

Xie Yi guessed without changing his face: "Let's upgrade the system."

"It's true." Qi Feixing quietly disgusted: "I hope that the upgrade can increase the brain capacity, this guy is too timid."

"However, there is no Xiaoba's scream when catching ghosts, and I'm not used to it."

Xie Yi glanced at him: "Go home."

In the past, Qi's father and Qi's mother felt that Qi Feixing was always running outside, doing some dangerous activities, going bungee jumping for a while, and racing cars for a while.

But since he was in the second year of high school, Qi Feixing began to love studying, and they began to dislike Qi Feixing who was at home all day, lying dead after finishing his homework, doing nothing there, and staying at home to make troubles.

So at six or seven o'clock in the morning, Qi Feixing was dug up by his rotten father, just like digging a carrot, he dug it up again after digging.

After hurriedly washing their faces, the two of them were dragged by their elders to change into sportswear and started to run in the morning.

The biting wind in December made Qi Feixing feel sleepless, and his face was sorely shaved.

He asked Xie Yi expressionlessly, "Why didn't you stop my dad just now?"

Xie Yi ran slowly and asked, "Why didn't you stop your dad?"

Qi Feixing frowned: "Nonsense, that's my dad, how can I stop it?"

"You are talking nonsense, he is your father, how did I stop it."

After Xie Yi finished speaking, he increased his speed and ran forward, Qi Feixing said "Hey" in a drawn out tone, and seeing his back, he suddenly refused to admit defeat and chased after him like a gust of wind.

"Don't try to get rid of me!"

Xie Yi was not that childish, but Qi Feixing was just like a primary school student, insisting on competing with each other, and then out of nowhere, the two began to run around the frozen pond at a speed of 1000 meters measured by the body.

Qi's father was silent, but Qi's mother smiled and praised: "Young people are full of energy."

At this time, Papa Qi was not happy, and hurriedly speeded up: "I'm young too!"

But Mother Qi just looked at him and rolled her eyes: "Be careful of your protruding lumbar disc."

After running, the whole family sat down in the breakfast shop near the park, snorting porridge, eating buns and fried dough sticks.

"Huh? Isn't that Lao Wang and the others?" Father Qi chewed the fritters and swallowed them, looking into the distance.

Mother Qi and Qi Feixing also looked over.

"Oh, I remember, today is the death day of their old man, right?"

After being reminded by Qi's mother, Qi's father saw that the Wang family from far and near were holding incense for funerals and sacrificial offerings.

"Old Wang, are you going to offer incense with your wife and children?" Father Qi greeted him.

The neighbors here are pretty good, and everyone can chat with each other when they meet each other. Old Wang nodded: "Yes, take advantage of the fog in the morning, let's go there and burn it first, and it won't be easy to catch fire."

Accidents happened frequently in burning incense in the mountains, and the morning was covered with water vapor, so it was difficult to ignite.

"Stop talking, we have to go first."

"go Go."

Qi Feixing's eyes followed the child all the time, seeing that the little chubby was alive and kicking, so he asked his mother: "Mom, didn't you say that the child was having nightmares, why do I look very energetic when I look at it?"

His mother suddenly slapped his head and said: "I forgot to mention yesterday, the Wang family child is very funny in his dreams. He said that he is usually scolded from Monday to Friday, but he won't be scolded during holidays."

"Don't look at him alive and kicking these two days. I saw him a few days ago. Tears were hanging on his eyes. If he spoke a little louder, the child would say 'I was wrong' loudly."

Qi Feixing had a strange expression, and turned his head to complain to Xie Yi: "What, this ghost is scary, do you still have to rest?"

The author has something to say:

Kicking literature adapted from jokes on the Internet

good evening

Seeing that everyone confirmed that Xie Yi is not Bai Wuchang, then everyone can guess who Bai Wuchang is ooo

感谢在2022-08-2012:47:26~2022-08-2018:41:35期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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