I was admitted to Tsinghua University after completing the Underworld KPI.

It's just a pity that the underworld technology can't be produced in Yangjian. Otherwise, if Qi Feixing takes out a luminous flying car, it might not be on the news in the next second, and it will be taken away for research.

The underworld technology has been ahead of the Yang world for hundreds of years, and there are clear rules for these unequal things in civilization. Qi Feixing can only silently envy and envy.

The capitalist brainwashing meeting didn't last long, and after the end, Qi Feixing was about to return to his soul, so he went to Judge Cui's office to take Xiaoba away before leaving.

Looking at the book of life and death in the opponent's hand, Qi Feixing asked again: "Is it true that Lu Guanqi can't find it?"

Xiao Ba lay in the main body of the book of life and death for four hours, and when he came out he was full of energy, as if he had been re-factored, and he returned to his talkative appearance.

Judge Cui over there heard what Qi Feixing said, put away the book of life and death, and said: "I can't find it in the book of life and death."

When he said this, Qi Feixing was carefully distinguishing Judge Cui's expression, looking frank, he really didn't seem to be lying.

It seems that Zhao Fengyue's help is really useless, Qi Feixing thought.

He waved his hand at Judge Cui: "Thank you, I'll be leaving first."

The judge squinted his eyes and raised the corners of his mouth, put his hands into his sleeves, and said, "Come again next time."

So Qi Feixing looked up at the glittering golden walls all around, and covered his eyes.

"Next time I come, I will definitely bring a pair of sunglasses."

But that's all for November.

The third middle school starts in September, and after the monthly exams are over, there will be a small holiday for the [-]th in two days. Including the Mid-Autumn Festival, it will be a total of eight days.

In the two days before the holiday, the teachers worked hard and corrected all the papers of the monthly exam in just one day, and the report card arrived on Lao Liu's desk that afternoon.

The ranking table has not been posted yet, and the students in Class [-] are all very nervous and looking forward to it. Among them, those who are not in the top [-] are the most positive about their results.

Because the mid-term exam will be divided into classes, no one wants to fall out of a class because of this.

As a result, the students who got the news of the grades rushed to the office in a swarm, and the "reports" at the door sounded one after another.

The teacher in the office looked over, smiled and said "Huo", and said, "Are you here to see the results? Come in."

"Thank you, teacher."

"Thank you, teacher."

"thanks……"

……

Come in and bow once, that scene can be called a masterpiece in the office.

Lao Liu was registering information on the computer. At this time, when he saw people from his class coming, he knew what fart they wanted to fart with his buttocks. monitor.

"Take it and read it, and post it on the bulletin board above the water dispenser after reading it."

Lao Liu seemed to be in a good mood. After the class monitor got the report card, he was squeezed by a class of students. He resisted the pressure and asked, "Ms. Liu is in such a good mood. Our class did well in the exam this time?"

"Okay." Old Liu said it very reservedly, but the crazy corners of his lips gave him away.

Not only is it possible, it is simply great!

This time everyone worked hard to take the exam, and the overall average score was more than ten points higher than Lao Liu expected. The teachers in the whole office were almost envious.

Seeing Lao Liu smiling, those who were worried about their grades immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

The report card was quickly spread among everyone. Some people were happy while others were worried. The monitor who got it first was very happy.

"I'm number two!"

There was congratulations on the sidelines, and the squad leader's joy was beyond words: "Great, I made it into the top five, so my dad agreed to buy me a game console, and this time I can't renege on my debt."

The students around were crying with envy.

Old Liu thought they were surrounded here, chattering and noisy, so he waved away the guests: "Don't hang around here, go back to class."

"The class monitor remembers to post the report card."

"it is good!"

After the students left, the office was finally quiet, and Lao Liu dialed out according to the phone number registered in the information.

A kind woman's voice soon sounded over there, her voice was slightly hoarse, as if she was already very old.

"Hello?"

Old Liu said: "It's Dean Feng, right? I'm a teacher from No. [-] Middle School..."

Holding the report card, the squad leader struggled to post it on the bulletin board under the crowd, Yao Yan was the one at the front.

He didn't even look at his results for the first time, but looked at the head and tail, and was shocked.

"Damn it, No.1 Xie Yi scored 748 points!"

"Fuck!"

Listening to the sound of wow, what is the concept of 748 points? With a full score of 750, only two points will be deducted for the language.

Damn, Xie Yi is so perverted, the students in Class [-] seem to have returned to the time when they were beaten by their grades in No. [-] Middle School.

The class ranking is followed by the grade ranking, as expected, Xie Yi has 1 written in both columns.

Everyone was still amazed at Jie Yi's results, Yao Yan looked at the last one, Qi Feixing.

After reading it, there was another groan.

"Oh my god, Qi Fei...Brother Qi's grade ranking has climbed up by more than [-] this time."

There are more than 700 classes in the third high school, with a total of [-] students. Usually Qi Feixing's grade ranking plus single digits is equal to the total number of grades, but this time Yao Yan added and subtracted, and found that Qi Feixing has improved so much!

That's the school bully, the school bully has improved so much, is it plausible?

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, but actually their perception of Qi Feixing was somewhat shaken.

After all, no one has ever seen a school bully who attends class seriously, completes homework on time, and fills up the test papers even though he can't understand the questions.

There were too many people around the bulletin board, and the people on the outside couldn't even squeeze in. For the first time, Qi Feixing felt so eager to know about his grades, but he gave up after only one glance at the crowd.

He lowered his head and quietly took out his mobile phone, and told Xiao Ba: "Go and show me the results."

"Order!"

Xiao Ba floated over energetically, floating above everyone's heads, relying on the fact that everyone couldn't see or hear him, after glancing at the report card, he shouted loudly:

"62 in Chinese, 51 in mathematics, 39 in English, and 101 in comprehensive literature!"

Hearing the result, Qi Feixing frantically wrote, adding, subtracting and subtracting for half a day, and seeing the calculated 253, burst out laughing.

"Hahaha, dad got 253!"

A full 53 points has been improved!

His voice was so loud that it overwhelmed the noise of the entire classroom. In an instant, only his laughter and the echoed 253 remained in the entire space.

Everyone froze in place for a moment.

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

"Clap clap clap."

At this moment, Xie Yi, who was sitting motionless in his seat and had never been interested in his grades from the beginning to the end, suddenly stretched out his hands and applauded.

"Excellent." He said.

With one person taking the lead, applause began to ring out one after another from all around, and the rest of the students also applauded blankly.

In the end, the whole class applauded warmly for the 253 points.

"awesome!"

"I have improved by more than [-] places. I can't improve so much in my life. It's really awesome!"

"Brother Qi is awesome!"

"Brother Qi is awesome!"

……

Amid the loud voices, Qi Feixing gradually lost himself, grabbed Xie Yi's hand on the spot, very firm and without self-knowledge: "The next exam, improve by [-] points!"

The deafening [-] points immediately made Xie Yi's eyes go blank, and even the applause slowed down.

Qi Feixing was immediately dissatisfied, grabbed his hand and clapped his hands, making a loud clap.

"Cheer for me."

After being silent for a while, Xie Yi smiled: "Come on."

It rose by more than fifty points, and Xiao Ba was very happy, and flew around Qi Feixing several times in a row, until he was tired from flying, and then lay down on the table with a thud, and the bulingbuling glowed to show his happiness.

It was just about to speak, but when it misunderstood, it suddenly saw its adult at the same table, who was reaching for something, and when it was about to touch him, it seemed to turn a corner.

"Huh?" Xiao Ba was puzzled.

It immediately flew up and dangled back and forth in front of Jie Yi, but the other party's eyeballs didn't even roll, as if it was all his illusion just now.

Sensing the movement here, Qi Feixing frowned and signaled Xiaoba to come over with his eyes, and when the little thing came around, he whispered: "Why are you bullying him?"

Xiao Ba was shocked: "?"

"I didn't!" it retorted loudly.

Qi Feixing didn't believe it: "I've seen it all. You're flying around, and you almost smashed Jieyi's face. Don't play tricks just because people can't see it."

"I don't have one." Xiao Ba was aggrieved.

After arguing for a while, it suddenly forgot about it, then got into Qi Feixing's pocket, lay down in it and fell asleep soundly.

Qi Feixing flipped through his pockets to look, when he heard the movement nearby, Xie Yi seemed to smile.

Since this guy was at the same table with him, he has laughed very few times, Qi Feixing suddenly raised his head: "What are you laughing at?"

Xie Yi turned his head to look at him, lightly tapped the questions on the book with the tip of his pen, and said, "This question is very cute."

A big question mark appeared on Qi Feixing's head.

He couldn't help but said, "Are you sick?"

At this time, Qi Feixing even wanted to take out his mobile phone and call Xie Yi, saying that the Mathematical Olympiad questions are cute, don't be mesmerized by imitation.

terrible.

His happiness only lasted for a short half an hour. After the grades were posted, the Chinese class was next.

When the class representative handed out the Chinese test papers, as soon as the papers were placed on Qi Feixing's desk, the young man whose eyes were full of smiles just now acted out on the spot, and immediately grabbed the Chinese test papers with lightning speed. Throw it into the table bucket.

The whole process didn't take a second.

He moved so much that he almost flipped Jie Yi's table, and the other party turned his head and stopped writing, showing a puzzled expression.

Qi Feixing grinned and smiled: "It's nothing, I practice hip-hop."

Xie Yi looked into his desk, and Qi Feixing immediately stuffed the test paper into it again vigilantly, his face full of vigilance.

There is no silver 300 taels here, Xie Yi sighs inwardly.

As soon as the Chinese teacher came in, within 2 minutes, Xie Yi knew what Qi Feixing was hiding.

The Chinese teacher in class one was a very beautiful female teacher, with black hair and long skirt, with a poetic and bookish belly. She came in with high heels, but her expression was very complicated.

"In this monthly exam, everyone performed well in Chinese, especially Xie Yi, and class representative Zhou Lele, all got a high score of 148."

Applause immediately below.

The chance of getting 148 in Chinese is much lower than the chance of getting a perfect score in mathematics.

Speaking of this, the Chinese teacher had a smile on her face, but she restrained herself in the next moment.

"In addition, there is another classmate... I don't know how to say it."

The Chinese teacher unscrewed the water glass first, took a sip of water to suppress the shock, then looked behind the window and said, "Student Qi Feixing, stand up for a while."

At the same time, the whole class glanced at Qi Feixing.

Qi Feixing: ...

save me save me!

Calling for help was ineffective, and finally Qi Feixing stood up at a snail's pace under everyone's curious gaze.

The Chinese teacher looked unpredictable and said, "Come on, read your Chinese composition to everyone."

The topic of the Chinese composition this time is "Secret", which is very easy to use, and it is a very simple proposition. Generally, I write narrative compositions.

Everyone couldn't figure out why the Chinese teacher asked Qi Feixing to read the composition. Could it be that he wrote very well?

But it shouldn't be, no matter how good the writing is, can it be better than Xie Yi and Zhou Lele?

Under this kind of gaze, Qi Feixing felt that his soul no longer belonged to him. He was like a walking corpse, with the tragic emotion of a strong man cutting off his wrist, he took out a twisted test paper from the belly of the table, opened it, and read:

"I have many little secrets, little secrets, little secrets, I have many secrets, I won't tell you, I won't tell you..."

"I won't tell you—uh."

The classmate who couldn't help singing along, stretched out his hands to cover his mouth and scratched his ears and cheeks the moment he said it.

In the next second, the whole class burst into a wave of laughter.

"My god, it saved my life hahahaha."

"I'll go, write this composition, I have to say that the school bully is fierce!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

……

After this day, besides "School Bully" and "Little Overlord" in private, Qi Feixing got another nickname──

Little Qinglong.

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"Ding dong~ There is good news online, do you want to hear it?"

At night, Qi Feixing turned on the air conditioner in the dormitory, lying on the bed bored. The past month was simply not a human life. He went to class during the day and hunted ghosts at night. Qi Feixing decided to take a good rest for a few days this month.

But after Xiao Ba appeared, his curiosity was aroused, Qi Feixing raised his eyelids and asked, "What?"

Xiaoba's tone was very happy: "Don't you like the ghost car in the underworld very much? Just now Xiaoba got the news from Master Cui that if you can enter the top [-] in your grade and also rank in the top [-] in kpi, you will be rewarded for free Give you one!"

"The motorcycle rewarded to you is different. After special treatment, it can appear in Yangjian, but some special functions will have restrictions. You can only use it when you become a ghost. At the same time, living people who are not psychic can't see it. .”

"Fuck, really?"

Qi Feixing sat up in shock in his dying illness, his brain was almost knocked out by Xiao Ba's cake, but the dizziness was also dizzy with joy.

"What you say is what you say?" Qi Feixing asked hastily.

Xiaoba agreed very affirmatively: "Of course!"

"Okay!" Qi Feixing clenched his fist.

God knows how greedy he is for the underworld chariots, but he is very disappointed that those chariots cannot appear in Yangjian, but now with Judge Cui's guarantee, Qi Feixing was so pleasantly surprised that he didn't know how to react.

After Xie Yi finished a set of test papers, he heard movement behind him, and when he turned around, he saw Qi Feixing twisting and turning on the bed, and by the way, he even rolled twice, just like a fish out of water, jumping happily.

Xie Yi: "...what are you doing?"

Hearing his voice, Qi Feixing, who was in a state of excitement, immediately took off the pillow hugging his face, and got off the bed in just a second. He stretched out his hand and opened the stool in front of the desk, saw that his hands were empty, and then went straight to He took out two books from Xie Yi's desk, and took the pen from the other party's hand.

After posing for the problem, Qi Feixing looked at Jie Yi with eyes that were so bright that he almost fired lasers, and said, "Come on, teach me to do the problem!"

Xie Yi: "..."

He reached out and touched Qi Feixing's forehead, and after confirming that the temperature was normal, he asked doubtfully, "Are you not sick?"

This state is like drinking fake wine.

Qi Feixing raised his eyebrows, and slapped Xie Yi's hand away. He didn't get angry after a click of his tongue, but remained in a high-spirited state, and said, "I've decided to change my goal, and I won't improve by [-]% next time."

Xie Yi breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, and asked, "How much do you want to improve?"

Qi Feixing's tone was firm: "Go directly to the [-]th place in the grade."

When he spoke, his eyes lit up, and he spoke loudly, as if he was talking about spending 100 yuan instead of [-] candidates.

Xie Yi was silent for a long time, until Qi Feixing's enthusiasm was about to be cooled, he sighed.

"...You should choose to improve by [-] points."

At least it doesn't sound so outrageous.

When Xie Yi poured cold water on him, Qi Feixing became angry from embarrassment, and said: "Breakdown for 3 minutes", and immediately threw himself back on the bed to lie dead.

Xie Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, stood up and knocked on the pillar of the bed, seeing the boy on the bed moved, he asked, "Don't work hard?"

Qi Feixing buried his face in the pillow and said in a muffled voice, "Work harder tomorrow!"

Hearing his voice, Xie Yi asked again: "Aren't you breaking up with me again?"

Qi Feixing: "Three minutes are up!"

3 minutes so fast?

Xie Yi glanced at the time and raised his eyebrows.

Afterwards, the entire class of students discovered that Qi Feixing had changed. He was no longer the legendary bully who was unruly and could do anything but never bb. Start asking students questions!

Of course, this is based on the absence of Jie Yi. If Qi Feixing can't find anyone, he will randomly select a lucky class representative.

Unfortunately, Zhou Lele was randomly chosen as the class representative this time.

The girl with a cute hairpin pinned to her ear was chatting with her tablemate about her CP gossip, when she turned her head and saw a human-shaped shadow falling in front of her eyes, she subconsciously shook her head and looked up—it was indeed Qi Feixing.

This guy had a pen in his mouth, a language test book in his hand, and with the other hand he dragged the bench to the edge of the table, and sat down without notice, with an aura like he was coming to fight Zhou Lele.

He immediately put the book away, pointed at it with a pen, and asked, "How do you solve this problem?"

After finishing speaking, Qi Feixing seemed to realize that something was wrong with him, stopped his movements again, took out a bag of spicy sticks from his pocket, slapped the table and pushed it over: "Training fees."

Continued: "How to solve this problem?"

Zhou Lele: "..."

Her deskmate was more courageous than her. After taking a look at Qi Feixing, she took the bag of spicy strips and put it on Zhou Lele's desk, and then looked at the question written by Qi Feixing.

"Puchi—"

Two pairs of eyes looked over, and the deskmate immediately covered his mouth.

She smiled, which made Zhou Lele relax a lot. At the same time, her curiosity also arose, and she also looked over—

"Push!"

Qi Feixing: "?"

He couldn't help wondering: "What are you laughing at?"

I saw that there was a literary translation question in his exercise book, and Qi Feixing's answer was:

1. Quanzi: the son of a dog.

2. Those who are more beautiful than my wife, please private me: those who are more beautiful than my wife, please privately trust me.

3. The old man died at the age of eighty: the old man joined the army at the age of 80.

The whole thing burst into laughter, my friends.

Zhou Lele laughed so hard that she slapped on the shoulder of her deskmate, and Qi Feixing gradually realized that they were laughing at their answer.

He just felt something was wrong when he was writing it. How could he use such an unrighteous thing as a textbook material, so he had to ask someone.

As a result, Xie Yi was called to the office, so he could only come to the Chinese class representative.

Realizing the embarrassment, Qi Feixing became more and more paralyzed, and even said viciously: "I will beat you up again."

But there is no way to stop laughing, Zhou Lele smashed the pot, laughed and burst into tears, and said: "You hit me, it's really too funny hahaha the eighty old man is a soldier, hahaha."

She laughed louder and louder, and even attracted the other students nearby. Qi Feixing immediately closed the book when he saw it, recalled the usual chats of these girls, and prescribed the right medicine on the spot: "Laugh again, you cp break up."

"Separate!"

The dumb medicine was cured, because the stop was so sudden, the two girls even hiccupped.

With a breath stuck in his throat, Zhou Lele's suppressed eyes were red with tears, and he said in a hoarse voice, "You are so ruthless...my cp will never be!!"

One minute later, Qi Feixing, who got the correct answer, returned to the seat by the window with a blank expression, and got down on the ground.

He felt that it was a bit difficult for him to get the locomotive.

But, never give up!

The author has something to say:

In the future, the update time will be at [-]:[-] pm, and the second update will be at [-]:[-] pm. If there is an accident, the update will not be possible, and I will tell you in advance.

Classical Chinese translation here is a joke from the Internet, and the previous site of Meng Po also referred to the material "Hundred Ghosts of the Underworld".

The second watch is at twelve o'clock~

感谢在2022-08-0122:00:51~2022-08-0217:45:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 25 bottles of Nanquefei branches; 5 bottles of Loutai, Baibaibai, have a dream; 2 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!