The correct way to open the fake master

, opened the Haitang forum - although the forum friend drove hard when he asked for help online last time, it's not like he didn't get any inspiration.

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Topic: Ask a question, have you ever had such an exciting dream?

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I have a friend, he is a big fierce one, and he is putting a peerless little 0

Yesterday my friend had a H dream, and experienced the posture of his favorite with the peerless 0, but the position was completely upside down. My friend was so fierce that he was tossed and fried by the 0 he liked.

When my friend wakes up, his mind is still full of images of him crying and calling him daddy in his dream, and he doesn’t know how to deal with his peerless little 0

Sincerely ask my friends in the forum, have you ever had a dream like my friend?How did you adjust your mentality and continue chasing 0 after you finished? 360-degree Thomas maneuver for advice.

NO.0大猛一有点方2046-11-0306:55:11

Okay, I got it, LZ's friends think they are 1

NO.1 Emotional Master Sun

Okay, pass it on, LZ's friend thinks 1

NO.2X Psychological Enlightenment Master

Okay, pass it on, LZ thinks it's 1

NO.3 Butter making machine

Ok, pass it on, LZ is a 0

NO.4 Do not step on the brakes

Okay, let’s pass it on, LZ is a 0 who wants to be hyped even in his dreams

NO.5 When will my cp be released?

……

Okay, lz was so fired up that she burst into tears and couldn't stop crying and told her father to show off in the jar again

NO.15 Master of Magic Practice

Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams" begins by saying that every dream has a special connection with a certain point in the psychic activity of waking life.

Dreams are a continuation of waking life, Haffner said.Our dreams are always inseparable from the ideas in our most recent consciousness.

Morrie said that our dreams are what we see, say, want and do.

……

To sum up, lz thinks day by day and dreams at night, thinking that he is a fierce 1, but in fact he wants to be stir-fried by a fierce 1

The logical reasoning is over, come, come, here is the evidence from @海树市数据统计师

NO.16 Please call me the good guy from the GV crew

["Meng Yi" zero data statistics table]

According to my statistics, the 112 "Mengyi" who had similar dreams in Haitang City are all 0 who love Mengyi.

NO.17 Haitang City Data Organizer

Gu Yuan: "..."

The friends in the Haitang forum are poisonous, everyone wants to force him to become zero!

He will chop off his hands if he opens the crabapple again!

Gu Yuan closed the forum angrily, and with the urge to prove that he was "Mengyi", he ran five kilometers on the treadmill. After the run, his hands and feet were weak, and he almost fainted on the treadmill. Back to the table.

Breakfast was bought by Chi Yu when he went out for a morning run. It was filled with soup and sweet soy milk.

Chi Yu pushed a bowl of soy milk and a steamed stuffed bun in front of Gu Yuan: "I said Gu Yuanyuan, please don't make things difficult for your little arms and legs. It's not that my brother hit you, so you're not a sports material."

Gu Yuan drank a sip of soy milk and picked up half his life: "My nephew, who do you look down on?"

"It's really not like I'm looking down on you..." Chi Yu took a steamed bun and soaked a fried dough stick in the soy milk bowl, "You just said that you didn't pass the little physical exam once?"

"Flying at low altitude in the sports test doesn't mean I can't develop eight-pack abs..." Gu Yuan took a small bite of the bun skin, sucked the soup in the bun, and took a small bite of the belt stuffing, "Before That's what I did wrong."

"Let's put it down, we got a fitness card together in the first year of junior high school, and you haven't developed any muscles after following the personal trainer for a month, and then you gave the fitness card to your cousin in anger..." Chi Yu separated The table reached out to touch the top of Gu Yuan's head, "Son, you have a physique that can't develop muscles, so don't dream about eight-pack abs!"

fuck! (a plant)

If you can't train your abdominal muscles, how can you mess with his second uncle Fu!

Is he going to cry and pretend to be pitiful?But his Second Uncle Fu is not a soft-hearted person...

Gu Yuan seemed to hear Meng Yimeng's voice, he bit the bun and slowed down a few times, then rolled his eyes and retorted: "Muscles grow slowly, but it's not that they don't grow."

"All right, all right, let your abdominal muscles grow slowly..." Chi Yu stroked Gu Yuan's little twitch, instead of fighting hard with the unbelieving Gu Yuanyuan, he directly changed the subject, "How does my uncle feel today?" Okay, I'll give my brother a day off, I'll pick up Xiaoyu later, you go to class, don't rush to run away after class, stay in the classroom for a while, and get in touch with new classmates."

Are you on vacation?

Gu Yuan snorted with a small nasal voice, and waved his hand to refuse: "It's not necessary, I'll invite them to a dinner tomorrow night to bond with each other, and it's already booked. Since my uncle kindly gave you a holiday, let's go pick up Xiaoyu together. "

"alright."

It's not a big deal, Chi Yu didn't argue with Gu Yuan, and filled Gu Yuan with another bun, urging, "Eat quickly, brother will send you to school after eating."

He just smashed Lin Qin and Si Wenchen's car yesterday, and "blocked four" broke Lin Qin's leg.

Gu Yuan knew that Chi Yu was worried about going to school alone, and he didn't refuse Chi Yu's kindness. After finishing the buns in twos, they followed Chi Yu downstairs. Considering that they were going to pick up Xiaoyu later, the two of them didn't He drove Gu Yuan's sports car, and his second uncle Fu's Bentley.

Yandu University, the fifth teaching building.

When Gu Yuan got off the Bentley with his schoolbag, he felt the vague prying eyes of his classmates.

This kind of sight is nothing to Gu Yuan. In his previous life, he and his brother were the focus of attention wherever they went. Even because of their pair of scumbag parents, they never broke the story of squatting in the rich family. paparazzi.

Gu Yuan glanced casually, and the alumni who slowed down to find melons here turned their gaze away and trotted away.

Gu Yuan snorted softly, and was about to enter the teaching building when Chi Yu suddenly got out of the car to catch up with Gu Yuan, put his shoulders on his shoulders, and said, "Brother will go to class with you."

Gu Yuan patted Chi Yu's hand away, and rolled his eyes: "Nephew, time is tight and the task is heavy, you can hurry up and get busy with business."

"Gu Yuanyuan, don't be ignorant of what's good and what's bad, you can take a look..." Chi Yu handed the phone to Gu Yuan and let him look at it for himself, "If it wasn't for the fact that the trend of eating melons in the group is not right, brother would betray himself Complete you?"

Chi Yu's mobile phone interface stays in the chat window of the part-time substitute tutor group, and the group is eating his melons——

[. University Substitute Class Group]

Zhong Wuyan: [Photo of Bentley] [Photo of Gu Yuan getting off the car]

Zhong Wuyan: Let’s just say that the elementary school students and the 33 seniors are not innocent, so why don’t we come to prove it?

Zhang Wuji: Aren't the elementary school students and the 33 seniors related?Yesterday, a first-line sister who eats melons reported

Huang Rong: That's right, they are all relatives. Isn't it normal to take them away yesterday and send them back today?

Zhong Wuyan: Naive

Zhong Wuyan: Let’s get to know the godfather, I don’t want to try to understand the aunt, it’s not impossible for them to like to fuck uncles

Zhong Wuyan: Don’t talk about anything else, just watch the 33 senior break Lin’s leg with such force yesterday, hehe, that’s not protecting relatives, it’s protecting heart and soul

Li Mochou: To put it mildly, I also think that the two of them are tricky

Xia Yingchun: Damn it!Are the black stickers real?

Zhong Wuyan: Anyway, there are no waves without wind

Yang Yuhuan: That's really true...

Li Mochou: Shhh

Li Mochou: I heard that 33 seniors are super awesome, be careful of being bombarded by him and covering your mouth

……

Du Liniang: [Photo of Chi Yu getting off the car]

Du Liniang: Chi Yu came down, not the 33rd senior

Li Mochou: The car belongs to senior 33

Qin Shihuang: It is said that Chi Yu went to Vientiane for an internship as soon as he was a freshman, and he seems to be the assistant of 33 seniors^_^

Fan Sui: Wow!Assistant to Mr. Fu in Vientiane, a position that many graduate students would not dare to think about, tsk, it actually fell into the hands of a freshman. Why is that?

Li Mochou: Could it be that the primary school brother contributed a lot?

Zhong Wuyan: Fuck

Zhong Wuyan: So...

……

It's not that the wind direction is wrong, it's that someone is setting the rhythm again.

There are always people who don't cry when they don't see the coffin.

Gu Yuan sneered, handed the phone to Chi Yu, and said casually: "What are you doing here? You can't keep your mouth shut in the melon field, and it's useless to talk about it. Turn back and ask Xiao Yu Pao to skin them, and see which thugs want to mess with me again."

"Fuck, what a lingering ghost!"

Chi Yu went through the direction of eating melons in the group after he got off the car, and it was hard not to agree with Gu Yuan.

After all, he is someone who is used to worrying about the "little idiot". Before leaving, Chi Yu rubbed Gu Yuan's chin and told him, "Alright, you go to class by yourself. If someone says something sarcastic, don't go to the head. Call brother!"

Gu Yuan hummed lightly.

It's impossible to go up, his gluteus maximus has a long memory.

Chi Yu didn't get Gu Yuanyuan's guarantee, so he scratched the back of Gu Yuan's head angrily: "Gu Yuanyuan, did you hear that?"

"I heard it, I heard it, Mama Chi..." Gu Yuan waved his hand to signal Chi Yu to leave at ease, and suddenly remembered his new little uncle, took two steps back, and said to Chi Yu with a smile, "Mama Chi, go at ease, Daddy eats." No loss, there are people in Dad's class."

Chi Yu raised his foot and kicked Gu Yuan. Gu Yuan was prepared and rushed into the classroom in two or three steps.

Chi Yu was worried, he leaned against the back door and looked into the classroom for a while, then raised his eyebrows and clicked his tongue lightly.

When Gu Yuan entered the classroom, he sat down familiarly next to a ruffian male classmate. The male classmate rubbed Gu Yuan's cock without seeing him. Gu Yuan smiled and cursed, but obviously he wasn't really angry.

The new classmate smiled and handed Gu Yuan a box of Wangzai milk, and Gu Yuan was not polite. The two of them took the sweet and greasy prepared milk and chatted while "drinking", and they chatted very speculatively.

This is really the rhythm of someone in the class, but I don't know when he, Gu Yuanyuan, hooked up with such a wild little brother.

His little uncle is dangerous.jpg

Chi Yu held back his anger, and deliberately took a photo of Zhang Guyuan and his male classmate who were very intimate with him for his uncle, and also sent the screenshot of the chat history of the eating melon group along with it.

sunshine: [photo]

sunshine: Report to uncle, Gu Yuanyuan was delivered safely, getting along well with new classmates

sunshine: For the time being, there are no idiots coming to retaliate, but some people in the melon-eating group are messing with the rhythm

sunshine: [Screenshot of chatting with people who eat melons]

sunshine: Gu Yuanyuan wants to skin these idiots, do you think it's you, or wait for Xiaoyu to come back and ask Xiaoyu to come

The author has something to say:

["Mr.Fu.Totellyouthetruth, I'm head over heels for you." (Mr. Fu, Frankly speaking, I'm head over heels for you.)

"Miseipiaciutadallaprimavoltachetihovisto." (I've loved you since the first time I saw you.)

"Jet'aimealafolie." (I'm obsessed with you.)

"Ichliebedich, Ichwillimmerbeidirsein." (I love you, I want to be by your side all the time.)] These little love words come from Baidu.

[Freud's "Interpretation of Dreams" begins by saying that every dream has a special connection with a certain point in the psychological activities of waking life.

Dreams are a continuation of waking life, Haffner said.Our dreams are always inseparable from the ideas in our most recent consciousness.

Morrie said that our dreams are what we see, say, want and do. ] All from Freud's "The Interpretation of Dreams"