The correct way to open the fake master

Fu Sheng's gaze was too existential.

Lightly swiping at his neck, it almost wiped out his stress reaction.

Gu Yuan clutched his neck, arched and arched on the seat, slowly arched into the corner, leaned against the car door, blocked the seemingly invisible sight of Uncle Fu with the back of the seat, and held the madness in his chest. Bundi's restlessness, drooping eyelids, sent Fu Sheng a WeChat message.

You Yuanbao: I don’t show it, I’m angry.

Fu Sheng laughed and asked the question knowingly.

SSS: ?

This man is amazing, and he pretends to be so stupid.

After cutting off Uncle Fu's line of sight and successfully removing the shame debuff of the tenth-level social death, Gu Yuan quickly calmed down, and instantly understood - Uncle Fu's diamond ostrich eggshell had been scratched by his tenth-level social death. mark.

The missing tie is the proof.

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We must strike while the iron is hot and smash Fu Erjiu's diamond ostrich eggshell in one fell swoop. He must not be allowed to wake up, and he must not be given the opportunity to repair the ostrich eggshell without leaving a trace.

Uncle Fu is so energetic, he doesn't want to go back to Xinshou Village all the time!

He wants to hold Uncle Fu's waist, he wants to kiss Uncle Fu's mouth, he wants to untie Uncle Fu's trousers waist adjustment tab, he wants to arrange Uncle Fu's legs into an M, and eat Uncle Fu's tears in Fu Erjiu's eyes. The second uncle grows strawberries!

He also wants Uncle Fu...

hiss!

Can't think any more.

It's too impolite, and the adolescent body can't stand it!

Gu Yuan forcibly calmed down the agitation in his heart that had nowhere to rest, exhaled without a trace, endured the shame of death at the tenth level, replayed the wave of flirting just now, and was pleasantly surprised to find the weakness of his second uncle Fu——Fu It's not that the second uncle doesn't eat oil and salt. The second uncle Fu eats him angry, eats him acting like a baby, eats him tearful and pretends to be pitiful...

Uncle Fu eats a lot, but he just pretends (liao).

So, is Second Uncle Fu jealous?

Gu Yuan turned the phone in his hand, glanced at Chi Yu out of the corner of his eye, and then at Chi Yu's phone on the workbench.

Whether you want to eat it or not, just try it and you will know.

You Yuanbao: very, very angry

You Yuanbao: The kind that needs to be coaxed by my uncle to calm down

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After replying to Fu Sheng.

Gu Yuan stretched out his hand to pull down the sun visor, and looked at Uncle Fu blatantly through the vanity mirror on the sun visor.

The moment Uncle Fu finished reading WeChat and glanced at him, Gu Yuan slowly put his mobile phone on the workbench, and placed it side by side with Chi Yu's mobile phone.

Rose gold, space silver.

The same model, couple color number, just ask my uncle if it is intrusive to your eyes.

An eyesore.

But Fu Sheng felt that he shouldn't be an eyesore.

Fu Sheng stared at the two mobile phones lying side by side for a moment, then looked away calmly, deleted the half-typed message word by word, and exited the WeChat interface.

in the mirror.

Uncle Fu's expression was calm, his eyes dull, and even the curvature of the corners of his lips didn't change a bit.

He always has the serious and serious appearance of a good uncle in China.

Either it's too pretentious, or it really doesn't care.

Gu Yuan squinted his eyes, stared at Uncle Fu in the mirror and snorted softly, then closed his eyes slowly, thinking about Uncle Fu's superior features, and planned the next "Egg-Knocking Strategy".

Chi Yu has a big heart.

He didn't see the dark (ambiguous) tide (ambiguous) surging between his uncle and his Yuanyuan at all.

After turning the head, seeing that Gu Yuan's eyelids were glued together, thinking that Gu Yuan was going to catch up on sleep, Chi Yu turned up the temperature of the air conditioner and asked his uncle, "Uncle, where should we eat..."

After asking, Chi Yu glanced at his uncle through the rearview mirror, saw the two red marks on his neck shoulder to shoulder, and instantly raised his voice an octave, "Oh, I'm going! Uncle, what's wrong with your neck? Was it bitten by mosquitoes? Are mosquitos so fierce now?"

Fu Sheng calmly touched the freshly baked "mosquito bag" on his neck, and said calmly, "Well, it's super fierce."

"Tsk! That's too fierce, the mosquito bites such a big bag! Oh, I'll go! Is Yuanyuan okay? He's most afraid of mosquito bites..." Chi Yu stomped He put his foot on the brake, pulled on the handbrake, pressed the top of Gu Yuan's head nervously, checked Gu Yuan's face and neck carefully, and tried to pull Gu Yuan's windbreaker collar.

Fu Sheng stared at Chi Yu's hand holding the Gu's child's collar, and lightly reprimanded: "Yangyang."

Gu Yuan thought about it.

Clutching Chi Yu's wrist, raised his eyelids and stared at Chi Yu, scolding with a smile: "Da Yu, you are so annoying!"

Chi Yu coaxed Gu Yuan with a good temper: "Okay, okay, I'm bothering me! Let me take a look, just take a look!"

hiss!This is the word of tiger and wolf.

What he knew was that Chi Yu was worried that he was allergic to mosquitoes, but what he didn't know must have thought that Chi Yu was playing hooligans with him.

That's great.

Gu Yuan raised his eyes through the makeup mirror on the sun visor, looked at Uncle Fu who had dark eyes, patted Chi Yu's hand away, pulled off the collar of the windbreaker by himself, and lay down lazily on the workbench, very defenseless He exposed the back of his neck and gave Chi Yu a look, "Did you see? Mosquitoes are like mosquitoes, they don't harm themselves."

"You can pull it down! Mosquitoes love you the most, and every time they kiss you, they can send you directly to the hospital." Chi Yu pressed the back of Gu Yuan's head to stop Gu Yuan from getting up, "Don't move, what is the mark on your neck?" What's the matter?"

Gu Yuan raised his hand and touched his neck: "What kind of mark?"

The skin of Gu's children is tender.

He pinched his neck gently, leaving three thumbprints, which were particularly eye-catching hanging on his thin and white neck.

Fu Sheng restrained the urge to throw his silly nephew out of the car, and said calmly, "The collar must be worn."

Chi Yu didn't think so: "It's not like that."

Gu Yuan patted Chi Yu's hand away, sat up, looked at the makeup mirror and was happy, through the makeup mirror he glanced at Uncle Fu with a half-smile, following the nonsense that Uncle Fu opened his eyes to say, it was very interesting Sincerely perfunctory Chi Yu: "Oh, yes, the collar of this windbreaker is very hard."

The fabric of Gu Yuanyuan's windbreaker is very skin-friendly.

It was too insincere for his uncle and his Yuanyuan to lie to him, just Gu Yuanyuan's neck was pinched out by someone, and he saw his uncle pinching Gu Yuanyuan's neck!

Besides, just pinch the neck, as for lying to him!

Chi Yu picked up Gu Yuan's windbreaker collar and shook it, angrily and funny: "Uncle, Gu Yuanyuan, do you think I look like a little fool?"

Gu Yuan pulled back his collar and nodded solemnly.

Fu Sheng glanced over Chi Yu's hands coldly, looked at the pair of mobile phones on the workbench without any trace, and said casually: "You can be more confident and remove it."

Chi Yu: "..."

Chi Yu started the car and smiled: "The province's top student in the college entrance examination, thank you."

From the corner of his eye, Fu Sheng moved to the Gu family's child's slender neck, and said slowly, "National."

Chi Yu: "..."

Chi Yu was not convinced: "Gold Medal in Mathematical Olympiad!"

From the corner of his eyes, Fu Sheng followed the Gu's child's neck down until he saw the half-curled long legs, and said lightly, "Fields."

Chi Yu: "..."

It's him who has humiliated himself, but Chi Dayu will never admit defeat: "Gold Medal in Informatics Olympiad!"

Fu Sheng withdrew his eyes, casually thinking about the car with more space in the car, allowing children to fully stretch their legs, and said tepidly, "Turing."

Chi Yu: "Uncle!"

Chi Yu was hit by his uncle's crushing series, and asked almost resentfully: "What about the encouragement education that was agreed? You give me back my uncle who praised me for being smart and said I'm great!"

Fu Sheng said in his heart: Encouraging education has lost to a man's damn desire to win.Praising you for being smart, saying that you are a great uncle, lost to the male's despicable possessiveness.However, Uncle didn't feel sorry.

He has never eaten pork, and has seen pigs running. Fu Sheng clearly knows that his subconscious behavior just now is very similar to Yu Jiu's appearance every time he encounters a desirable prey-it is very energetic, but the energy is open. , All desires to win and lose come.

This is a man's nature.

If you really want to blame, you can only blame the child of the Gu family for being poisonous, and blame him for being an uncle who has not practiced well enough to be invulnerable to all poisons.

Fu Sheng raised his eyelids, looked like an elder, and said earnestly: "You are 19, an adult." The implication is that you should face the reality maturely like an adult.

Chi Yu: "..." There is something wrong with my uncle, and if we talk about it again, it will be a gift.

Aggrieved and quit the chat, Chi Yu put on a puppy face and concentrated on driving.

Gu Yuan couldn't help but laugh.

The outstanding protagonist, Gong, was used as a tool for "acid testing" when he was young. Unexpectedly, his uncle became jealous because he was small-minded and was a big threat to his life.

What a pitiful person.

Feeling guilty, Gu Yuan stretched out his hand to touch Chi Yu's fluffy puppy head, and said with a smile, "Don't cry big fish! We don't compete with Xiu'er. Let's eat delicious food and beat him with our appetite."

Chi Yu: "..."

Chi Yu: "I thank you, but I have not been comforted."

Through the makeup mirror, Gu Yuan glanced at the dull-looking Uncle Fu, and deliberately patted Chi Yu's puppy head again under Uncle Fu's calm gaze.

Seeing Uncle Fu's eyes darken, Gu Yuan happily asked Chi Yu, "What do you want to eat?"

Chi Yu didn't even think about it, and immediately said: "Mutton, Tan mutton!"

Co-authoring this little idiot still remembers Xiao Yushai's supper!

Gu Yuan laughed, took the mobile phone and began to search for specialty shops that eat mutton: "Okay, I will satisfy you."

Chi Chihuo Yu was instantly revived with full blood, and said with a smile, "There must be those dishes made by Xiaoyu!"

Gu Yuan nodded: "Okay."

Chi Yu snorted and laughed: "When the time comes, you must watch a video with Xiaoyu to let him know who it is that walked into your heart!"

Gu Yuan: "..."

Big brother, you did this to your own demise, so you can't blame me for being unrighteous afterwards.

Gu Yuan subconsciously licked the corner of his mouth, with small hooks in his eyes, looked at Uncle Fu through the makeup mirror, and said slowly: "I really can't do this, only my true love can enter in my heart, you don't have a ticket .”

Chi Yu squinted at Gu Yuan, and said with disgust: "As for the low-down who makes Grandpa Gu look down on him, he is also worthy?"

Fu forced to be low-handed Sheng: "..."

Gu Yuan: "..."

It's not necessary to make such a big death, but it's hard to end the trouble if I don't take the opportunity to flirt with my true love.

This is really good.

Gu Yuan turned back to look at Fu Sheng, and snorted: "Don't tell me, it's you who said you are low. My true love is unparalleled in my heart, except that I don't know how to coax me well when I'm angry. There are no shortcomings."

Fu Sheng's eyes moved slightly.

The child of the Gu family is really a natural flirt, and dares to flirt at any time.

After warning the "quail" for three seconds, the child of the Gu family started to play tricks and turned into a demon. Fu Sheng tapped on the back of the driver's seat with his fingers, and lightly reprimanded: "What kind of mutton are you eating at night? Go to Nanjiao Jiangji."

Chi Yu: "..."

Chi Yu quietly asked Gu Yuan: "Yuan'er, have you ever seen such an uncle?"

With a smile on his face, Gu Yuan glanced at Fu Sheng, nestled back to the corner of the co-pilot, and said lazily: "I've never seen it before, it's unique."

Chi Yu: "Sure enough, I'm not alone."

Cross-frequency chat can also go on.

Fu Sheng smiled, "Stop talking nonsense, turn around."

Chi Yu sighed.

The Southern Suburb Jiang Ji his uncle mentioned was the ginger family’s private kitchen on the banks of the Qinghe River in the southern suburb.

Jiangsu and Zhejiang cuisine.

It didn't suit his heavy taste, but tonight's guest of honor was his uncle, so he could only turn the steering wheel, turn around at the intersection ahead, and drive the car towards the southern suburbs.

Early November.

It was already getting cold, the proprietress locked the boat on the river, and moved all the dining seats to the courtyard hidden in the golden yellow.

Fu Sheng is a frequent visitor here, and he is familiar with the road.

No one reminded them, so they directly led Chi Yu and Gu Yuan into the courtyard, walked through the corridors, and entered the small courtyard with the "West Wing".

Zhu Chuangqihu, the moonlight is seductive.

In the pavilion on the rockery, the beauties plucked the strings of the pipa lightly with their bare hands, and the young man leaned on the pillars to play the jade flute, and the little tunes were particularly charming.

Gu Yuan looked interesting, so he simply took a cigarette in his mouth, leaned against the corridor pillar to watch the short play being staged in the pavilion, deliberately did not enter the house with Uncle Fu and Chi Yu - the line that was laid all the way, it's time to close the net .

If you don't believe it, you can't smash Uncle Fu's ostrich shell.

You Yuanbao: Uncle

You Yuanbao: [Weather Forecast/Screenshot]

You Yuanbao: [location information]

Uncle Fu didn't reply to his WeChat, and Gu Yuan was not in a hurry.

One degree below zero and windy.

In order to hook up with Uncle Fu, he wore a thin windbreaker that showed off his figure, with a shallow V-neck bottoming shirt inside. It was very cold standing in the yard.

Gu Yuan bet on Uncle Fu's sense of responsibility.

A good uncle in China will not hang him in the yard for too long.

Of course, Gu Yuan never did anything he was not sure about.

After stretching out his hand to the wind for a while, Gu Yuan turned on the phone camera, zoomed in on the lens, took a super macro photo of the hand that was blown red by the wind, and sent it to Uncle Fu.

You Yuanbao: [Photo]

You Yuanbao: Cold

Second Uncle Fu just pretended to be pitiful because of him.

After about 5 minutes, Uncle Fu went and came back, but he didn't come.

Second Uncle Fu stood in the corridor, his sharp eyes hidden under the silver spectacles, he looked at him with neither joy nor anger, and called in a neutral tone, "Gu Yuan, come here."

Gu Yuan leaned against the pillar and did not move. Looking at Fu Sheng, he said slowly, "Uncle, you have to coax me."

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