I decided to debut after dressing up as a real person

Office of the head of the Yokohama Port Transportation Company.

A man with a red scarf sat behind the desk, and beside him was a blond girl in a red skirt, squatting on the ground and playing with a delicate doll.

It was Mori Ogai and Alice, and Mori Ogai slowly brought the gloves to his skeletal hands. It is rare that the dark office in the past did not draw the heavy curtains.

The large LED screen in the opposite building emits white light, and is broadcasting the final night scene of the "idol Creation Camp 101" talent show in real time.

When the host Bu Po Shang said: "That's right! Let's congratulate Zhenren for debuting as No.101 in the program "idol Creation Camp 1"!"

The dazzling fireworks directly above the Yokohama Port Transportation Company Building bloomed in the sky in an instant, brightening the entire sky. The fireworks of various colors flickered like countless colorful meteors across the sky, and finally slowly formed gorgeous seven characters in the endless sky.

[Happy debut of Real-chan sauce! ]

The light of colorful fireworks shines into the office along the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, and the background is matched with the screams and cheers of countless people from the company downstairs.

"Real adults are awesome!!!"

"A real adult is the best!!!"

"Debut at position C!!!"

Alice, who was squatting and playing with the doll, was startled by the excited voice of the staff below, stopped playing with the doll, and raised her head curiously to look out the bustling window.

"Rintaro, it's so lively outside."

Mori Ogai withdrew his gaze from the night scene of Mamako's final on the large LED screen, bent slightly, stretched out his hand to smooth the wrinkles on Alice's delicate red dress, and said in a gentle voice with a smile.

"Yeah, it's very lively. Dazai-kun set off fireworks to celebrate Miss Makoto's C debut." Mori Ogai continued to coax in a soft voice.

"I can buy a lot of beautiful and delicate skirts for Alice in the future. I'm not happy."

Hearing this, Alice Howe bowed her head in disinterest and continued to play with the doll.

Mori Ogai didn't care if he got a response or not, he looked up at the colorful fireworks on the sky, and said in a soft voice.

"Fortunately, it's not a balloon with a human head. Dazai-kun's favorite art finally conforms to the trend of the times."

Before the words were finished, in the next second, two huge red banners descended from the roof, covering the huge French windows of the office from left to right, and the whole office returned to a dim state.

Mori Ogai looked at the photos of the company building sent by his subordinates. Two huge banners were lowered from the roof of the company building. One said the real beauty of the underworld, and the other said happy debut at C.

The top of the red banners is tied with real-life limited edition peripheral head balloons. The head balloons and red banners are flying in the wind, which is particularly eye-catching on the company's black building.

Mori Ogai's hand holding the phone trembled slightly. He took back what he had just said. Dazai-kun's way of celebrating is still not in line with the current era. This kind of art is still too early.

On the other side, Osamu Dazai, who was on the debut night stage, also received a video of fireworks and a huge banner from the company employees. He raised his eyes to look at Mamako who was shining and smiling on the stage. smile.

Then forwarded the video to Nakahara Chuya, and brought a line of words owed.

[Slimy and disgusting slug, congratulations on the happy debut of your former subordinate Zhenjiang, you, your former boss, didn’t show anything, no, no, no one is really unprepared for anything! ]

At the side entrance on the other side of the debut night stage, Chuya Nakahara, a company model worker, rushed to the stage just after finishing his temporary assignment in the company, and watched the final results announced on the big screen.

Catch up, he thought, with an involuntary sigh of relief.

A neat black suit was mixed among the excited fans. Nakahara also raised his blue eyes, looked at Mamako's gorgeous smile under the spotlight, and slightly lowered the black bowler hat with his hands in black gloves. Hiding her cheeks under the brim of her hat, she said something softly.

"Happy debut."

The voice was very soft, with a bit of imperceptible gentleness, like a gentle wind floating in the noisy club scene, as if it had never been there amidst the screams and cheers of the audience.

In the next second, he received a text message from Osamu Dazai, which was a video and a short sentence.

In the video, there is the familiar black building of the port transportation company, followed by a section of gorgeous and colorful fireworks. The blooming fireworks finally form a few eye-catching words "Happy Debut of Real Sauce!", and the background is the familiar company building covered by two red banners. It was very tight, and the top of the building was still floating with the head balloons around the underworld that appeared last time.

The video is full of cheers and cheers, and the employee who recorded the video at the end of the video also whispered something.

"Happy real adult debut!"

Looking at the video on the phone screen and the words "former subordinates" and "no way no way" sent by Osamu Dazai, Nakahara Nakahara's hand holding the black round top hat was a little stiff, and the white forehead appeared blue veins.

He lowered his head and thought calmly, or hang the annoying mackerel air-dried on the company building, and then let him hold the sign "Happy Debut!" in the building, and play "Happy Debut, Ms. It is used to celebrate the debut of reliable juniors.

No, mackerel is too unlucky, and it's also unlucky to dry out. After thinking about the feasibility of this plan briefly, Zhongyuan gave up regretfully.

He recalled the amount on his several bank cards, and wondered if it would be enough to take out a bank card to vote and celebrate. After his debut, there will definitely be related peripherals. He was not the number one in the previous final vote, but just the top of the list. three.

Nakahara Chuya, as a cadre of the port transportation company, is also the company's most dedicated model worker. The assets accumulated over the years, not to mention buying the whole of Japan, is still easy to buy an island with a bank card.

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"Ahhh, Zhenren-chan is happy to debut!" Chanyuan Maki excitedly patted the fluffy Pangda shoulder.

Curly the dog chimed in: "Salmon salmon!"

But at this moment, Pang Da didn't have time. Guan Zenyuan Maki kept patting him on the shoulder excitedly. His attention was all attracted by Mamako on the stage. He rubbed his eyes with his furry hands, and there was a hint of sobs in his voice. .

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo A sense of innocence. I have been chasing after each issue, and I have been unremittingly voting for Zhenrenjiang, and finally debuted in the C position, woo woo woo, and now I feel so complicated, happy and reluctant..."

Gojo Satoru, who was beside the trio, stroked his chin thoughtfully, and narrowed his eyes under the black eyepatch with a smile.

As expected, Ms. Mantra made her C debut, and the wonderful celebration method he had thought up was finally used. Yidizhi Jiegao should have arranged it at this time.

******

The Tokyo Metropolitan High School of Conjuration.

Yidizhi Jiegao looked at the red banner he had just hung on the gate of the school with his own hands, with a complicated look on his face, his strange expression revealing his indescribable mood at the moment.

A huge tacky red banner hangs on the antique gate. On the top of the banner is a balloon with a real person's head. On it is "Happy Debut" written by Gojo Satoru in green ink, and in the lower right corner is an unrecognizable The Q version of real people.

It just confirms the saying that red and green match shit, and the extreme soil is the tide.

Banners and balloons with human heads fluttered in the air, Yidichi Jiegao took out his mobile phone and took a picture and sent it to Gojo Satoru.

Looking at this weird scene, he seemed to have the illusion of Principal Ye Moth's growling sound in his ears, and he pushed his glasses in a trance.

Oh, it was not an illusion.

He turned around to look at the menacing Noctua Masamichi not far away, hesitated for a second, and then immediately chose to tell Gojo Satoru, the mastermind behind this masterpiece.

Ye Mozheng said: "Wujo Wu!!!"

……

Gojo Satoru received the photo sent by Yidichi Jiegao, admired his excellent artistic masterpiece for a moment, and nodded with satisfaction, as expected of him.

Then with a smile, he stretched out his hand and patted Jianren Qihai who was standing beside him, and showed him the photo of the school gate on the phone screen.

Jianren Qihai, who saw the peerless masterpiece of art, was a little silent. After thinking twice, he still didn't make any comments, and his thoughts were full of thoughts.

Would he... also celebrate the debut of Ms. Zhenren?

******

Watching the live broadcast of the debut night, the curse spirits exploded in an instant when the host called out the real person's name.

Shrill and piercing screams and cheers resounded throughout the beach, and countless horrifying and bloody monsters squirmed their distorted bodies crazily, celebrating the debut of real adults.

"The real adult has debuted!!!"

"The true master will rule the human race just around the corner!"

"As expected of a real person!"

"Should we do something to celebrate Master Daoist's C debut?" A curse spirit asked tentatively from the pile of spell spirits.

Hearing this, Leuhu's red eyes narrowed slightly, and her voice was rough with irrefutable firmness.

"That must be arranged for real people. Our super magic spirits must be the best in all aspects, whether it is support or debut celebrations, so that ordinary humans can't catch up and know the gap between us and our magic spirits!!!"

Curse Spirit bent its two bloody heads, and asked cautiously: "Master Lehu, how can we celebrate the debut of Master Zhenren?"

Lehu, who looks like Mount Fuji, recalled the behavior of other fans on the Internet during this period, and nodded thoughtfully.

After a long while, I slowly said: "The way other fans celebrate their debut is nothing more than cheering, sending flowers, drawing prizes, etc. We can adopt their form and give out the characteristics of our magic spirit!"

The curse spirits asked ignorantly: "Lord Liuhu, please tell me."

Leu Hu put her hands behind her back and slowly said her plan.

Immediately, there was a burst of applause from the curse spirits on the beach.

"Wonderful!!!"

"Master Leuhu is worthy of being you!"

"This way of celebrating is our curse spirit. Those ordinary people can't even match their toes."

"Our curse spirit is the best, and even the way of celebrating is the best!!!"

In the next minute, a new lottery post from "Volcano Supreme Overlord" was hotly posted on the forum.

forum.

In order to warmly celebrate the debut of the best trainee in real C position, a few lucky viewers will be selected here to present a series of freshly plucked eyeballs, a newly plucked magic head, a finger of a thousand-year-old hand, etc. Exquisite gifts, many benefits, come to the lucky draw.

1L [A cute suture]

? ? !

2L [Yokohama Enthusiastic Citizens Real Sauce]

!!!

3L【Grapefruit is not an orange】

Freshly plucked eyeballs, a newly plucked curse head, a finger of a thousand-year-old hand...these things contain too much information, help! ! !

4L [real wife stickers]

Who can tell me, did I misread the content of the post, woo woo woo, super, these prizes are real and fake!Should I call the police...

5L【Real Cub Cub Debut】

! ! !Help, landlord, what are you!

6L [jjxx you have no heart]

Seeing the prize drawn, I slowly typed one on the screen?

7L【Happy debut for real wife! 】

Hiss, this is the hardest lottery draw I have ever seen.

……

Jianren Qihai looked at the freshly plucked eyeballs on the screen, a mantra head that was just pulled out, and a finger of a thousand-year-old hand. A series of prizes, holding the phone and fell into deep meditation.

He just finished chasing his debut night and looked at the forum, who can tell him what's going on.

???