I decided to debut after dressing up as a real person

"Let's applaud Zhenren for winning the number one audience favorite, with a total of 560 nine votes."

Four thousand nine hundred and sixty-nine votes, and the number of tickets for the official third public performance stage was eight thousand. The number of votes for Mamako was equivalent to more than half of the candidates present.

The specific votes of each trainee are displayed on the random large screen.

The announcement of the voting results successfully exploded the barrage.

[Real-person sauce yyds! ! ! ]

[The number of votes is terrible, one person won more than half of the audience's votes. ]

[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ]

[Being a fan of Zhenzaizai, it's really cool! ! !A whole script of the main heroine Shuangwen, from the first issue, she is firmly at the top of the fault line, woo woo woo. ]

[The real-life cubs will make their debut soon! ]

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"A real adult is the best!!!"

"As expected of a real person, and the first fault, leaving those ordinary humans behind."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

There were screams and cheers of horror on the golden beach, and countless monsters that would appear in horror movies twisted their bodies and celebrated on the beach.

If there is a magician here, he will definitely be surprised by the gathering of so many magic spirits. There is devastation, blood-colored black mist covering the sky, and countless limbs and arms of the magic spirits on the ground. Here is a leg. , There is an eyeball.

Xia Youjie looked at the bloody stumps and broken arms of the curse spirits still in the sand with disgust, narrowed his slender eyes slightly, and spoke.

"Can you change your habit of pulling out your body when you get excited? Your body parts are all bloody on the beach. It looks really messy."

A curse spirit tucked the hair on his face that was squirming crazily due to excitement, and replied embarrassedly.

"The real person won the first place, we were all too excited, accidentally..."

The sharp voice seemed to be piercing the eardrums with a sharp knife, but all the people present were the mantra, and the mantra whispered more and more embarrassingly as he spoke.

The clepsydra took a look at the live broadcast of "idol Creation Camp 101" on the screen of the mobile phone. At this time, the camera of the program group was just shown to the excited audience below. In the excited fan group, he managed to see a white hair mixed in it Gojo Satoru with black sunglasses and well-dressed blonde Nanami Taketo.

Sure enough, the conjurer went to the real stage again.

The single red pupil of the clepsydra showed a little irritability, and a rough voice sounded beside the curse spirits.

"Sure enough, the conjurer went to the real person's scene again, and didn't let us support the real person offline. Are Gojo Wu and the others fed up every day? Nothing to do, so annoying!!!"

A curse spirit bent slightly and carefully moved to the side of the clepsydra, and praised it aloud.

"Master Clepsy, as expected of your super-class magic spirit, I have long expected that the magicians will squat on the stage of the real adults, preventing our offline support, and let those annoying magicians go to nothing. "

The clepsydra was not too polite, he raised his chin, and glanced at Gojo Satoru in the live broadcast on the mobile phone with his single red eyes, revealing the contempt of "you stupid human beings" in his eyes.

"Stupid conjurers are haunted. The last time the 'Pure Love God of War' battle plan is very effective, but a method can only be used once, and it will lose its effect if used more than twice." Speaking of the clepsydra strategically pause.

He walked slowly past the other spell spirits with his hands behind his back, seeing that the other spell spirits were all looking up and waiting intently for his next speech, nodded in satisfaction, and then continued the topic just now.

"Those stupid conjurers must have discovered the connection between us and the real person by now, and now they are squatting on the offline stage of the real person every day with nothing to do, trying to catch us."

"Are we going to let them catch it?"

The curse spirits raised their bloody hands in unison, and replied loudly: "No!!! Mr. Clepsy, you wisely released those magicians again!"

"That's right! We won't be discovered by stupid humans! We are curse spirits!!!"

"Curse spirit!!!"

Seeing the reaction of the mantra, the clepsydra continued: "After using a smartphone to learn to vote for real people, I found that things invented by stupid humans are still useful. For example, I recently saw a book on the forum called "Overbearing President "Runaway Little Sweetheart"."

wait? ? ?

The runaway sweetheart of the domineering president? ? ?

Xia Youjie, who was lazily standing aside, widened his slender eyes in shock, and three question marks slowly appeared above his head, and he began to wonder if he had heard it wrong.

The sound of the clepsydra: "After reading all night, I successfully discovered the secret of the group of human beings, that is, to pay attention to a process of you running and I chasing. He was willing to sacrifice his life for her."

Running with the ball? ? ?

Xia Youjie's expression gradually stiffened, what kind of books did he read on the Internet every day?

Clepsy: "I learned from this experience, we are in the dark, and those stupid conjurers are in the light. It is easy for us to let them pigeons. As long as we run enough, let them feel the feeling of inseparability.

"Conjuration masters will gradually be willing to sacrifice their lives for us. The speech of "Pure Love God of War" last time is the same as the reason why they were jealous in the book. It is a pity that our magic spirits seem to be unable to run with the ball. When I feel the effect it's the same."

The magic spirits excitedly threw their eyeballs and arms around: "Okay! Let the stupid magicians sacrifice their lives for us."

Some curse spirits carefully cast a glance at Xia Youjie in cassock, then picked up the eyeballs and pressed them, explaining in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I'm so excited."

"When necessary, we can also take other actions in the book, such as buying gifts, confessing, and kissing. The forum tells us that love is the abyss of human beings. In our new era, the new magic spirit not only has force, but also wisdom!" Clew Pot Said inscrutablely.

Who is he?

Where is he?

What is he doing?

Xia Youjie was already confused in the wind. Looking at the serious talker and the serious face of the curse spirits who were listening, they closed their eyes in despair.

It is really one who dares to speak and one who dares to listen.

This spell is over! ! !

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forum.

The third performance stage is also over, the real person is still the first in the fault, and the debut night final is next, do you have anything you want to talk about?

1L [jjxx you have no heart]

There is no suspense in the debut list, Zhenren is firmly No.1, the most enjoyable time since chasing stars!

2L [real wife stickers]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

3L【Enthusiastic citizen real lady】

To be honest, the number of votes for Zhenrenjiang has changed a lot today.Just now there are a few more rich women fans, who are really throwing money to vote. Millions of dollars are not money in their eyes. A group of rich women and sisters are really ruthless, hundreds of thousands a minute, for everyone to see Silly.

4L [real wife stickers]

Hey, I just took a look, the current list number one is called "Work is Shit", the second list is called "Don't Move My Hat", and the third list is called "Modou Xijiufu My Love", they all popped up out of nowhere of.

5L【Grapefruit is not an orange】

"Edamame Kikufuku my love"?It turned out to be him?

6L [A cute suture]

In the annual comedy, the third place in the voting list for real wives is "Modou Xijiufu My Love".

7L [jjxx you have no heart]

ah?What did I miss? Who is "Modou Kikufu My Love"?You all act like you know him.

8L [A cute suture]

You can see that it is a new fan of a real wife. "Madou Xijiufu My Love" is a well-known black fan on the wife forum. At the beginning, he and his true love fan "Volcano Supreme Overlord" scolded each other for more than 4000 floors. Wherever you go, no grass will grow.I said why he hasn't appeared recently, so he turned fans silently.

9L【Grapefruit is not an orange】

It's unbelievable, a black fan turns into a real fan, and the annual slap in the face is so cool! ! !

10L [jjxx you have no heart]

Real wives are the best! yyds!All black fans turn into fans, and they are still rich women fans!

11L [A cute suture]

The finals are coming soon, and the accessories of the real wife I bought have also arrived, woo woo woo I will sleep with my wife in my arms today.By the way, did any of you buy that limited-edition underworld merch?Is it in stock?

12L [jjxx you have no heart]

I didn’t dare to buy it, it’s too bad in the underworld, and I don’t know which warriors bought the “head balloon” around the underworld.

13L [real wife stickers]

I bought the peripherals of my wife's "Head Balloon", and I also received the goods sent by the program group today, but I haven't opened them until now. The peripherals are not real, I have already sealed them in the cabinet, I hope not If my parents saw it, it would be a mixed doubles meal, ah door.

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Port transportation company.

Osamu Dazai put his hands in the pockets of his black clothes, his kite eyes were exposed with a slight smile, his whole body was filled with a happy atmosphere, humming an out-of-tune song, lazily going to Go downstairs.

All the employees of the company I met along the way bowed down to greet him: "Good afternoon, Mr. Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai nodded lazily, as a response, he is in a good mood now.

I watched Miss Reality's third performance stage last night. Although the performance stage did not see some interesting scenes as before, the whole process was still very enjoyable.

As soon as he came to the company this afternoon, he received news from the "idol Creation Camp 101" program group.

He previously submitted a draft of the "Head Balloon" merchandise to Miss Reality's peripheral design competition, and most of the fans were very discerning, and the "Human Head Balloon" merchandise finally won the first place.

Now the peripherals of the "Head Balloon" have been produced. As the designer of this work, Osamu Dazai naturally received the reward from the "idol Creation Camp 101" program group.

A large amount of money has already arrived in his bank card, but money is better than nothing. What really makes Osamu Dazai happy is the "Head Balloon" peripherals sent by the program team.

As the designer of the work, the program team immediately sent out samples of the "Head Balloon" peripherals after the peripheral production was completed, and today finally arrived at the address of Dazai Osamu Yokohama Port Transportation Company.

Osamu Dazai quickly got the courier around the "Head Balloon", returned to the office and opened it, and lying in the exquisitely packaged courier box were two live-action "Head Balloon" around.

Looking at the "human head balloon" inside the box, Osamu Dazai touched his chin with one hand, looked around and thought.

The program team actually only gave away two. Where should he hang such a great and profound work of art?Where can we hang it so that everyone can appreciate his masterpiece and support Miss Zhenzhen?

Yes, Osamu Dazai let go of the hand rubbing his chin, clapped his hands, and created a wonderful location in his mind, allowing everyone to appreciate his masterpiece and cheer for Miss Zhenzhen.

One minute later, a live-action version of a "human head balloon" slowly rose above the main entrance of the black building of the port transportation company.

The "head balloon" hung above the main entrance of the company, swaying in the breeze, immediately attracted the attention of everyone present.

Osamu Dazai squeezed his chin happily, admired his "masterpiece", and nodded in satisfaction, just enough for everyone passing by the company's entrance to see it. After appreciating it again and again, Osamu Dazai put his hands into the pockets of the black windbreaker, He turned around and left gracefully, the corners of his black clothes fluttering, leaving behind a crowd of people talking at the door.

? ? !

An innocent employee of a port transportation company just came to the door of the company and was about to start his afternoon working life. At this time, he accidentally looked up and successfully found the "head balloon" hanging above the company door.

A second later, the employee's eyes widened, his pupils trembled wildly, and a petrified statue appeared on the spot.

The companion who was walking with him saw that he was suddenly frozen in place, and asked strangely: "Why did you suddenly not move?"

The employee in a sluggish state tugged his companion's arm, and slowly stretched out his finger to the top of the company's gate.

The companion looked at the top of the company's gate in the direction of his finger in doubt, and asked, "What's wrong with you, you can't speak clearly, you're playing charades..."

Before he finished speaking, the next second, his eyes widened, his pupils trembled wildly, and two stiff stone statues appeared at the entrance of the company.

Nakahara Chuya, who had just finished the task, returned to the company, looked at the "head balloon" above the gate, and fell into incomprehensible contemplation for a long time.

Chief's office.

The office was dimly lit, the floor-to-ceiling windows had drawn heavy curtains, and a man with a red scarf was sitting behind the desk.

Recalling the situation reported by Nakahara Chuya, Mori Ogai's usual polite face was a little stiff with the "head balloon" hanging at the company's gate.

"Dazai-kun, are you the one who hung the 'head balloon' at the entrance of the company?"

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes slightly, and nodded casually: "Yes."

Mori Ogai's voice was gentle: "Why?"

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, and his attitude was sincere: "Support the career of my colleagues and let everyone appreciate the artwork."

Mori Ogai was silent for a moment, and after a while, he slowly opened his mouth: "This art is a bit...too early, and it is not suitable for hanging at the gate of the company. You can choose to put it in some other places, such as your office .”

"Okay." There was a trace of regret in Osamu Dazai's lazy voice.

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The Tokyo Metropolitan High School of Conjuration.

Gojo Satoru also received a courier package from the program group early this morning, which was the peripherals of the "Head Balloon" he bought last time.

Looking at the surroundings in front of his eyes, he stretched out his hand and pushed the black sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and the corners of his mouth raised a casual smile.

really not bad!First, let's share Miss Curling's beauty with her mother, Fen Qihai.

Thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the surrounding area of ​​the "head balloon" and sent it to Jianren Qihai.

[Miss Curse Ling's surroundings have arrived!It is really a wonderful work of art, share it with your mother, Fan Qihai, and you can enjoy it, and I also thought of a wonderful place to place it around. ]

In the next second, a live-action version of a one-to-one "head balloon" slowly rose from the gate of the Tokyo Metropolitan High School of Conjuration.

Ye Mozheng just finished the meeting and returned to school. When he arrived at the school gate, he inadvertently looked up.

A "head balloon" hangs high above the school's strong gate, swaying in the breeze at this moment.

? ? !

"Wujo Satoru!!!" The loud sound startled the birds in the forest.