I decided to debut after dressing up as a real person

Jianren Qihai looked at the voting link sent by Wujo Wutiao, lowered his head, and with his golden hair resting on his forehead, he stood there holding his phone and meditated for a long, long time.

During working hours, Jianren Qihai wore a well-behaved light blue suit, meticulous from head to toe, and surrounded by a shallow and mature sense of tangle.

After a long while, he reached out and took off the goggles, revealing his deep facial features, his eyelashes moved slightly, he moved his fingers that were about to freeze, and clicked on the link of the surrounding voting sent by Gojo Satoru, but he didn't recommend it to Gojo Satoru That "head balloon" cast of nether works votes.

Sliding fingers slowly on the screen, he began to slowly look at one piece of work after another. His serious eyes seemed to be looking at the newspapers that would be checked every morning.

After a long time, he stiffly voted for the third-ranked Q-version live-action doll, and then quickly exited the voting interface, as if nothing had happened.

In the next second, Wutiao Wu, unwilling to get a reply from Jianren Qihai, sent another message.

[Qihai, I see that you have read your message, so you haven't replied for so long, so you are seriously voting for Miss Curse Spirit. ]

[......]

Seeing Qihai reply with a string of ellipses, Gojo Satoru raised his eyebrows casually, quite surprised.

It seems that Qihai really voted for Miss Curling's surroundings just now, so Qihai is not really a fan of Miss Curling's mother.

For the guesses that popped up in his mind, Gojo Satoru pushed the sunglasses that had slid down, and sent another message with a "crackling" of his fingers.

[really! ! !Qihai, you are Miss Curling's mother fan, and you refuted it before, and your body is honest. ]

Looking at the message that popped up on the phone, with the clear words 'Mom Fan', Jianren Qihai was horrified to find that he was not so disgusted anymore. If he had put it before, he would have refuted it immediately, but now he feels inexplicably powerless to refute it, so that's it. The psychology of it.

Sure enough, the more times you die, you get used to it, and the world of adults will grow.

He typed a few words of rebuttal in the message box with his fingers, hesitated for a while on the send button, and then slowly deleted the message in the reply box.

[Have you voted for the stunning masterpiece 'Head Balloon'? ]

Before Seven Seas could reply, a message followed.

[Nanami, didn't you vote for the surroundings of 'Head Balloon'?Then which peripheral work did you vote for, pillow?badge?Or Miss Curling's doll? ]

Looking at the words "Miss Curling's Doll" on the screen, I felt a strange feeling of being told.

I was busy when I went to the performance a few days ago, and now I am an unscrupulous teacher who talks a lot.

Jianren Qihai blankly pressed the screen of his mobile phone, put the mobile phone in his pocket, ignored the unscrupulous teacher who was too talkative, with indifferent eyes, and continued to skillfully wrap the yellow charm carefully on the short machete.

******

Looking at the soaring number of votes day by day, the director's hair is also getting thinner day by day. He deeply feels that his few hairs can't live until the end of the show.

In the days that followed, the curse spirits represented by the clepsydra, the employees of the port transportation company represented by Dazai Osamu, the magicians represented by Gojo Satoru, and the Internet fun people forced the director to experience a whole new world. It is impossible to control the number of votes for what is called a "head balloon" like a kite with a broken string.

As of the end of the voting, the "head balloon" around the underworld has been firmly ranked first on the cliff.

What is released must be fulfilled.

After the program team worked overtime and held several meetings overnight, they finally settled on a general plan. During that period of time, Mamako found that the eyes of the program team staff were full of complicated grievances when they looked at her.

No matter how infernal the surrounding area is, it also won the No.1 voted by netizens. The production still has to be produced. The program team slowly accepted this reality. After discussion, it was decided to make the "Head Balloon" peripherals into a limited edition, and at the same time use No. 2's peripheral plan to make a popular version.

After coming up with a solution, it was time to produce the surrounding links. Mamako was pulled by the program team early in the morning to collect facial data information to facilitate the production of the "head balloon".

There is also a new round of discussion on the Internet.

forum

"Idol Creation Camp 101" trainees' surrounding voting results have ended, and the hottest real person's surrounding voting cliff No.1 is "Head Balloon", and the best friend is a member of the program team. The internal news is that the surrounding "Head Balloon" has already started Production, and it is a limited edition, and it also adopts the unlimited regular edition of No.2 peripherals. (non-powder mistakenly entered)

1L [A cute suture]

As in the title, as a true fan of a real wife, is it worth grabbing the wife's first limited edition merchandise? The head balloon is really too much, but it is a limited edition.

2L [real wife stickers]

To be honest, when I saw the renderings, I was silent, it was too dark.Although I like my wife's face very much, but leaving this thing at home in the middle of the night will scare me to death, so I'll just buy the ordinary peripherals.

3L【Enthusiastic citizen real lady】

I am hesitating, I should grab the limited edition 'Head Balloon', it depends on fate, not many people in the underworld will buy it.If I snatch it, I don't even open the packaging of the program group, and carefully store it deep in the cabinet. As long as I can't see it, the hell will not reach me.

4L [A cute suture]

My mood is complicated. I feel that the aesthetics of my wife and fans I can get in touch with are quite normal. I asked several friends around me and none of them voted for the head balloon.

5L [If you don't sleep, you will be bald]

Voting for me this time seems to be driven by a mysterious force, or a mysterious force with a large number of people, and it is reasonable to suspect that real wives have underworld fans (bushi).

6L【Enthusiastic citizen real lady】

Fans of the underworld are even scarier and more underworld. Hey, sisters on the fifth floor talk about the underworld, don't be scary.

7L [If you don't sleep, you will be bald]

I'm just speculating reasonably, after all, the people who voted for the head balloons really appeared suddenly, and I didn't see any fan sisters around me who voted for the head balloons, where did they get so many votes?

8L [A cute suture]

Sisters on the fifth floor, don’t be scary. I’ve seen fans who voted for head balloons on the forum. Didn’t the famous volcano supreme overlord say that he voted.

9L【Enthusiastic citizen real lady】

I also have the impression that the real wife is a fan of the second and elementary school students, so it doesn't seem scary when I think about it.

……

******

After the official announcement of the program group came out, the curse spirits immediately began to celebrate that their efforts were rewarded.

In the middle of the night, in the dark corner of the park, the night wind blows through the lush leaves and makes a "rustling sound". In the silence, it is like the background music of a horror movie, with ghosts crying and wolves howling.

Since the first time the spirits gathered in the park to learn how to use mobile phones to vote for real adults, this park has become a gathering place for spirits.

At present, because the park site is too remote, and the magic spirits are addicted to voting for support and have not caused casualties nearby, the magician has not discovered this geomantic treasure, and the gathering place of the magic spirits has not been found.

"Head Balloon is No.1!!!"

The sharp sound is like fingernails scratching the blackboard, making people feel physically and mentally uncomfortable.

The clepsydra nodded in satisfaction with the voting result. They successfully helped her control the identity of the super-level curse spirit in places that the real person could not control, and screened out the surroundings that best matched their identity of the super-level curse spirit. compared to others.

"Master Clepsy, it was also said in the news sent by the program team that the surroundings of the real person's 'head balloon' are limited and can only be purchased online, and they need to be snapped up at card points." Get down and report the situation.

The clepsydra frowned: "What do you mean by limited?"

Curse Spirit: "That is, real adults only have a certain number of 'head balloons'. If you buy them late, they will be gone."

The clepsydra showed annoyance: "Human beings are trouble!!!"

Curse Spirit: "The surroundings of the 'Head Balloon' of the real adult are too powerful, so they are limited."

The clepsydra raised his eyes slowly, his single red pupil looked dangerously dark in the night, and his rough voice was full of anger.

"Okay, what do you mean by snapping up points?"

"Stuck at the moment when you let go of the purchase, and placing an order with quick eyes and hands is a very test of hand speed."

"Hand speed? I have a way."

The voice of the clepsydra asking back slowly drifted into the evening wind, appearing very deep, with an unfathomable feeling.

Before, when he was sparring with "Madou Xijiufu, my love" in forum posts, his hands were so fast that there were lightning flashes and thunder, and only the afterimages of his fingers could be seen on the keyboard.

In terms of how to train hand speed, the clepsydra feels that he has a great say. He will definitely train all the magic spirits to become hand speed fighters, so that each magic spirit can grab the surroundings of the real "head balloon".

Some time later, in a corner of a remote and unremarkable park in the city, a large number of twisted and frightening spell spirits crowded into the pavilion by the lake.

In the pavilion, there are some dumbbells and targets on the ground.

"To practice hand speed, one is to practice the strength of the fingers, and the other is to practice the accuracy of the fingers." Xia Youjie looked at the dark mantra, and read out the information on the Internet word by word with a blank expression.

Why do they want him to guide such meaningless things as practicing hand speed!

"Very good!!! You all follow Xiayou's steps step by step." The clepsydra looked around the gloomy faces of the curse spirits with its hands behind its back, and nodded slowly.

Under the cover of Xia Youjie, the grotesque mantra began to fiddle with the dumbbells.

"Are you a pig? Use your hands, hold dumbbells with your hands!!!"

"Why are you standing still!?!"

"I don't have hands." An aggrieved voice sounded, it was a curse spirit with hair all over its body.

The palm of the clepsydra "slapped" onto the body of the hair-covered curse spirit. The high temperature directly caused the hair to explode, and the curse spirit turned into an exploding head on the spot.

"What are you doing to eat!!! You don't have hands, so you can't use your hair!? I see that your brain is also full of hair."

"With so many hands, don't you know how to take more dumbbells?!! What a pig!!!"

"Why are they all so stupid!!!"

"Is the brain muddy!!!"

The violent sound of the clepsydra resounded continuously in every corner of the park, and a large number of fires on the top of the volcano soared into the sky, illuminating every dark night.