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Everyone has seen the new endorsement of the real wife.

1L [A cute suture]

As in the title, this is the first endorsement of my wife and I must support it. The problem lies in why it is an endorsement of the underworld like an urn. It is not very good to support sales, but if I don’t support it, will it make my wife’s commercial value Fall, worry.

2L【Beyond Beauty My Love】

Thank you for the invitation, people are lying at home, and the sky will come up when they are beaten.I was lying in the room watching my wife’s video just now, when my parents came in, it was a mixed doubles meal. The reason was that the urn I bought for my wife’s endorsement was found. In order to offset the sales, I also bought a whole family of three person set meal.

3L [real cubs are cute]

To be honest, Zai Zai’s first endorsement must be supported. I just bought a copy for each of the seven members of my family.And the urn is considered a necessity. It will be used sooner or later, and it will have to be bought sooner or later.

4L [jjxx has no heart at all]

What the above said makes sense, you have to die sooner or later, you have to use it sooner or later, the real wife is considerate, one endorsement solves a major event in life, and the order has been placed!

5L [A cute suture]

Convinced, I turned on the phone and silently brought a set of urns to the whole family, relatives and friends, amen, bless me from being scolded by my parents.

6L【Real-person sauce, my fugitive wife】

Why no one praises his wife!My wife's endorsement advertisement this time is so good, what a hell!Really like! suki!Especially when he came out holding the urn, that waist, that leg, that figure, shasha.Not to mention buying an urn, just let me cremate it on the spot and put it in.

7L [real cubs are cute]

Has the underworld been influenced into a compliment? It's my cub!

8L【sjhdhdbdhjxjd】

audio file.

9L [A cute suture]

The name of the familiar face-rolling keyboard of the brother upstairs, coupled with a simple language file, made me a little uneasy, thinking of the scary brother in the real wife post more than two months ago.

10L [jjxx has no heart at all]

! ! !Before I saw what the brother on the ninth floor said, I clicked on the audio file on the eighth floor without any precautions. It was so scary!

11L [A cute suture]

Curious, what did you hear.

12L [jjxx has no heart at all]

When the voice file was opened, a female voice, like fingernails across a blackboard, shouted sharply to buy an urn endorsed by a real person. Is this a black fan? I was so scared to death in the middle of the night, thank you that I have no desire to buy it at all.

13L [If I don't go to bed early, I will be bald]

Depend on!you again!The familiar face of the brother who rolled the keyboard, was scared for the second time, terribly!

……

In the dimly lit classroom, the incandescent lamp suddenly went out with a "bang", and the screen of the mobile phone emitted a faint blue light. A woman wrapped in bandages all over her body was waiting quietly. The bandages were stained with dried and blackened blood.

Although the forum was once again frightened into chaos by one of her voices, she didn't know it at all.

The woman nodded in satisfaction at her own act of flexibly using her wisdom to speak for the real adult again.

The faint blue light illuminated the woman's hair-covered face in the dimness, and the thick black hair squirmed like slender black worms on the face.

In the corner opposite to the woman sat a black-haired young man. The black-haired young man was blocked by the woman in the corner, clinging to the wall like a frightened bird, staring at the curse spirit who was swiping his phone in horror.

He is the teacher of this school. After school, he found that there were lesson plans left in the classroom, so he rushed back to the classroom at night to get the leftover lesson plans.

Who knew he'd hit a ghost again!

Every mistake!Yes again!He was also the one who was robbed of his mobile phone by the curse spirit last time!

Regardless of what the black-haired young man curled up in the corner with a frightened face was thinking, after the first endorsement of the real adult, the curse spirits decided to support it with joy.As real adults' number one supporters, women are of course no exception.

Then here comes the problem, Manu Ling has no money, and she doesn't know how to shop online, so she can't just rush into the store, pick up the urn and run away.

So, she focused on the black-haired young man she had worked with last time "friendly". She stayed under the podium in the youth work classroom, and when the young man came to get the lesson plans, she grabbed the young man's leg with her hand.

As expected of the cooperation last time, when the black-haired youth was caught by her, he happily handed her the phone?

Just now, the black-haired young man who went to the podium to get the lesson plan, a bloody hand stretched out from under the podium and grabbed his calf.

He was terrified, he screamed, and he retreated to the corner in fear, looking at the hideous curse spirit.

Once a stranger and second acquaintance, he subconsciously handed over the phone just like last time.

Manu Ling did not hurt him after getting the phone.

The uneven walls and the constant cold touch calmed down the frightened heart of the black-haired young man.

He mustered up his courage, looked at the curse spirit in front of him, and stammered: "You... hello... I have given you the phone, can... can you let me go first?"

At this time, Manu Ling posted a speech to promote the endorsement in all new posts, and began to watch the endorsement video.

Oh oh oh!

It should be said that it is worthy of being a real person, but the special magic spirit is different. It is the first in history to endorse the urn. There is no ancient magic spirit before, and there will be no one since.

The simple endorsement video made Mana Ling's blood boil with excitement. When the trembling voice of the black-haired young man sounded, she didn't even lift her head.

The black-haired young man stood up tremblingly, carefully bypassed the mantra who was concentrating on fumbling with his mobile phone with his head down, and tiptoed out of the classroom like a thief.

"stop!!!"

The sharp voice seemed to be pierced into the brain with a long needle, and the black-haired young man's departure was stopped by the curse spirit.

He collapsed and slumped to the ground, eyes lost.

Didn't you say yes to let him go!

Facing the black-haired young man's condemning gaze, Manu Ling felt a little guilty. She just forgot that the purpose of coming here was not the mobile phone, but to support the endorsement.

Curse Ling scratched his face guilty, and cracked a smile that he thought was friendly, but from the perspective of the black-haired youth.

The back-and-forth curse spirit stretched out a hand covered in bandages, with long sharp black nails, scratched the squirming hair on his face, and directly pulled off his bloody face!

Buckle it down!

Then he saw the mana spirit cracked from the left ear to the right ear to the corner of his mouth, showing a sinister smile, with unknown blood stains on his sharp teeth.

Dying, he really was dying.

Facing the fear, boundless despair rose from his heart, drowning him in an instant.

The guilty curse spirit quickly realized that she was a first-class curse spirit! ! !She doesn't need to feel guilty, even if she does something wrong, it's still right!

For a moment, he spoke confidently, with a long and gloomy voice that could not be heard by the young man as a ghost crawling from hell: "You——now buy an urn of an 'Angel of the Underworld'—"

Bone... an urn?

The dark-haired young man's eyes were dull. Did the ghosts consider what to do with the corpses before killing people?It's pretty professional.

Facing the behavior of the black-haired young man standing still, Mana Ling was very dissatisfied. She frowned and repeated her words again.

"You buy an urn! Hurry up!!!"

The excessively high decibels instantly brought back the young man's sanity, and he fumbled for the phone, intending to do as the mantra said.

"That...the phone is with you..." the black-haired young man whispered in an inaudible voice, and pointed to the phone in the hand of the mantra.

The mantra casually threw the phone to the black-haired young man.

The black-haired young man caught the phone in a hurry, wiped the blood on the phone screen with his sleeve, and started shopping online tremblingly under the gloomy gaze of the mantra.

"Is that all right?"

"Yes, the next thing is to wait for the urn to be delivered to my address. It will take a while, so..."

Can you wait until the urn arrives before you...

Before the black-haired young man could say the rest of the sentence, the curse spirit interrupted.

"Okay, then I'll look for you in a few days when the urn arrives." After all, she also wanted to keep a copy of the product endorsed by the real person, and the dark eyes under the squirming hair of Mana Ling smiled slightly.

"Okay, okay." The young man nodded hastily, weeping with joy, he didn't expect that he could live for a few more days, and he would move as soon as he returned.

Live an extra day to earn a day!

The mantra spirit who supported the real man's career is also in a very happy mood at this time. She is a smart first-level mantra spirit, unlike other low-level mantra spirits who have no brains and only know that they want to support the real man. She only feels sorry for the real man~

When the urn arrived, she put the urn on her head and went low-key in front of the other curse spirits for a few laps.

She is so smart, as expected of her!

******

Port Mafia.

Osamu Dazai opened a box of canned crab meat, just as he was about to taste it with a spoon.

"Knock Knock Knock-"

Suddenly he remembered knocking on the door, interrupting his eating.

The kite eyes in the broken hair blinked, Osamu Dazai casually tapped the canned crab meat with a spoon, his voice dragged lazily.

"Enter~~"

The office door was pushed open, and a Port Mafia officer in a black suit hugged a huge cardboard box. The cardboard box was so big that it completely blocked the employee's face.

Although the port Mafia employee had great strength, his steps were trembling because of the size of the cardboard box. He held the big cardboard box in one hand and closed the office with the other, making it difficult for him to move the door.

Osamu Dazai's kite eyes casually glanced at the staff's difficult movements, then drifted to the canned crab meat on the table, and took a big mouthful of crab meat.

Satisfy!

"Master Dazai, here is your courier, it's from Master Zhenren." A voice floated from behind the cardboard box.

"Okay, you can put it here." Osamu Dazai took another big mouthful of canned crab meat without raising his head.

Because the courier box was too large, the port Mafia staff chose to move it to the side of the desk instead of putting it on the desk.

Looking at the huge courier box beside him, Osamu Dazai knocked on the desk, a smile full of interest rose from the corner of his mouth.

Miss Zhenzhen sent it, what could it be?

Must be a big box of canned crab meat!

Osamu Dazai got up from his seat and opened the huge express box with a smile.

After the port Mafia staff put down the courier box, he bowed his head and waited for Osamu Dazai to nod and leave. Because he hadn't waited for Dazai-sama's response, he bent down and watched Dazai-sama unpack the huge courier box in front of him.

Then the two of them clearly saw in the huge courier box, there were at least seven or eight urns arranged neatly in rows?

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