Xiangjiang old events [entertainment circle]

"Your lottery is the last hexagram in the 64 hexagrams. If you are seeking marriage, it is the next hexagram." Lin Daozhang, played by Lin Jingying, glanced at the hexagram drawn by Susu, and the corresponding comment was Appearing in a flowing manner, "There is a cloud in this hexagram: You are 'born with peach blossoms hard, Xiaosheng screams for spring, leaves tens of millions of wealth, and spends youth alone with a pillow'!"

"Then, Uncle Ying, can this be resolved?" Lin Daochang is a distant relative of the second daughter, Amei. Knowing that her best friend has been unhappy after sending away three husbands one after another, Amei specially invited her Lin Daochang, who is said to be very promising, came to tell the fortune.

"Yes." Lin Daochang replied, "It's easy to be a rich woman like you, who is born with a fortune that is rising day by day, but it's a pity that you don't have the opportunity to be someone else's wife——I think you should feel at ease and obey your fate." , to be a handsome single rich woman, stop harming the men in the world, and treat it as accumulating Yin virtue."

"Master, don't say it so directly!" His two apprentices, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, couldn't help but say something.

If it weren't for the fact that Lin Jingying was the master of the two of them and it was hard to say too much, then they might not have used "direct" but "mean".

Obviously, Su Yun took advantage of the opportunity of gathering the main personnel to link Lin Jingying's zombie series in this horror comedy movie that also has a world view of ghosts and demons.

The most classic golden triangle in the Zombie series is the master-student trio played by Lin Jingying, Xu Guying and Qian Shaohao: the hard-spoken and soft-hearted master Ying Shu, who is paired with a young, impulsive, handsome and heroic apprentice Qiu Sheng, and Wen Cai, an apprentice with a lot of wit and humor, will be a source of security in the hearts of generations to come...

Although in the Zombie series, Qiusheng and Wencai are always fascinated by the beautiful female characters in the play, they fight in the same room, but in the face of Susu, the "black widow" who has been around for a long time, and even his own master criticizes She, Kefu's poisonous thorn rose, obviously could only regret a few times in her heart, and then she also thought of not wanting to have a mahjong table with those three ex-husbands, and took the initiative to kill the amazing psychology of meeting.

However, even though the rose has poisonous thorns, the beauty of this appearance still makes people unable to help but feel sorry for the fragrance, so there is a scene where the two apprentices turn to teach the master a lesson.

"It's okay, Lin Daochang is not the first person to say that about me, I understand..." After sending everyone away with a strong smile, Su Su went back to the bedroom and sat in front of the dressing table to remove her makeup.

Seeing her gloomy expression, the servant had no choice but to gently put down the tonic stewing pot on her hand, and then quietly exited the room.

On this side, the three ex-husbands who had finally managed to find a balance in the fight also quietly appeared one after another from the black and white photos on the wall behind.

"What's wrong with my wife, she looks so haggard?"

"The doctor said that my wife has been overly stimulated during this period, and her mood fluctuates too much, so this is what she looks like..."

"Is my wife suffering from the most fashionable 'mood disease' in that foreign country?"

The so-called "emotional illness" in this era is actually the "depression" of later generations-because it was discovered at the beginning of the problem, so the official name and related theories have not yet been determined.

However, after these caring words met the eyes of "Don't beep, that's my wife", the previous harmonious atmosphere of the three dead ex-husbands changed back to the initial tension in a second.

Before making a few moves, the three ghost ex-husbands who had always paid attention to Susu were suddenly attracted by Susu's abnormal behavior.

Why is it so sick that I can't even take care of myself!

Seeing that Susu accidentally knocked over the stewing pot on the ground, this thought came to the minds of the three dead ghosts, and they were very distressed.

So, as the club boss, Shao Sanshi, who was used to being served, subconsciously wanted to call a servant to take care of his wife—before he could make a move, Zhou Jiahe, who had been a ghost for the longest time and had the most experience as a ghost, stopped him : "Don't come here again, if you scare other people again, this villa will really be rumored to be haunted."

"But we can't just let Susu be like this, you don't feel sorry for me, but I do!" Shao Sanshi pushed him away, and then was pulled back by Shen Yicheng.

"Zhou Jiahe is right, we are like this, we can only show our words in front of people if we want to make people-but you don't want to think about how I died?" When Shen Yicheng was a pastor, he would often listen to the hearts of believers in a small room, Naturally, his speech skills are top-notch, and he finally persuaded him with his good words.

"Then what else can we do? We can't just leave it alone, right?" Shao Sanshi said again.

"Hey, as the saying goes, it is a heart disease that needs a heart medicine doctor. She became like this because of our accidents one after another. Let's find another one for her?" Shen Yicheng suggested.

Before he finished speaking, he was knocked hard by Shao Sanshi: "Are you stunned by the two of us, or are you not satisfied with the immoral behavior of prying the corner of the wall, so you want to find a green hat for yourself? ! "

"I warn you, I have no choice but to put up with your two green hats. Shen Yecheng, are you really crazy? You are the only one of the three of us who doesn't have a green hat, but you told me that you actually wanted to find it yourself. Come to Daidai?" Zhou Jiahe was also angry.

"Calm down, listen to me!" Seeing that the two dead ghosts wanted to put aside their past suspicions and play men's mixed doubles for themselves, Shen Yicheng quickly explained.

Starting from the fact that Susu is suffering from emotional illness and is unable to take care of herself, and the servants cannot take care of them like relatives, to the fact that if Susu, the widow, has an accident, their inheritance will be confiscated as usual, which will also make them The three will lose their incense offerings and become lonely ghosts; and then go to the psychological level of "if you really love her like me, then you should hope that she will live happily in the future"...

"Of course, the most important point is that no one wants to see their new wife, and they are always thinking about her ex-husband, right?" Shen Yicheng continued after seeing the other two nodding, "Don't trust those Feng Shui guys Nonsense——Susu is still so young, she will definitely fall in love and get married again..."

"We're all men, so we naturally think the same way." Shen Yicheng looked at the three black-and-white photos on the wall, "Although it is said that the living can't compete with the dead, those living people really want to solve us 'dead ghosts' and break our Worshiping is not a matter of hands?"

"Instead of letting this kind of newcomer who can't tolerate people enter the door, it is better for the three of us to find a newcomer with a good personality and good character. We who are reincarnated can rest assured..."

"But I still need to find a green hat and put it on my head!" The domineering Shao Sanshi was still dissatisfied.

"Forget it, anyway, you have to wear it early and late, so it's better to choose the one you like the most, and it won't be so uncomfortable to wear..." Zhou Jiahe, who was relatively gentle, accepted the proposal first.

With Zhou Jiahe's defection, the three-person situation became a two-to-one situation: In other words, even if Shao Sanshi didn't want to, he could only accept the reality.

After deciding to find a green hat that everyone is satisfied with to take over their wives and property, the three dead ghosts searched and finally found a goal that satisfied all three of them: a male radio host on a late-night radio station, who specializes in Telling ghost stories is very popular with the three of them.

It just so happened that the host named Warner was looking for inspiration for a new story with his partner Tan Guan recently, and the three dead ghosts successfully tricked them into finding the villa here by using a trick.

Undoubtedly, under the deliberate inducement of the three dead ex-husbands, Warner fell in love with the amazingly beautiful Susu at first sight at first sight. He didn't care about his partner's advice that she was the black widow, and fell deeply in love. , and launched a fanatical pursuit of Susu.

As a childhood sweetheart since childhood, Zhou Jiahe knows Susu's likes like the back of his hand, and can always guide Warner to match what he likes; while Shao Sanshi has super high mobility and can secretly create opportunities for the two to get close; Shen Yicheng observes words and observes With outstanding coloring ability, he is always paying attention to the changes in the atmosphere between the two, and accordingly sends out instructions to let the other two ex-husbands of dead ghosts help deal with the situation on the scene...

With these three super assists, Warner, a straight man who had been chatting awkwardly, chasing embarrassingly, and giving gifts indiscriminately, finally succeeded in dancing with a beautiful woman in his arms in the ballroom.

And the background music is the old song and new golden song sung by Zhou Jiahe's actor Chen Boyang-"Treasure Tonight".

The dance style of the prelude is relaxed and clear, but when the lingering and melodious singing voice slowly finished the preface, the lyrics of "The lover in the arms is complaining, but love cannot be tolerated, the lover cries silently, why is the heart not aching", Then Zhou Jiahe sang with tears in his smile.

Everyone in the ballroom was laughing happily, only the three dead ghosts had tears in their smiles.

Looking at the couple dancing in the middle of the dance floor, the three ex-husbands of dead ghosts stood by the bar, feeling relieved and sad.

"I'm the first one, and I'm also the one with the most cuckolds..." Zhou Jiahe shook his head while playing the piano as the background music, and the leopard head doll next to him was half wet with tears.

"Hey, you have to think about it this way—whether it's better to wear a cuckold? Or be a lonely ghost..." Shen Yicheng wiped his tears, and before he could finish his consolation, the fragile cervical spine was caused by his sideways leaning on the piano As for the strike, he was so startled that he chased Gululu's head that rolled aside and shouted, "Mygod! I look up to and serve you so devoutly, why do you treat me like this?"

"I don't think you are pious at all! As a pastor, you are the only one who plots against other people's wives at the swearing-in ceremony!" Shao Sanshi glared at Shen Yicheng with eyes that were not eyes and nose, and then covered his eyes while wiping away tears. The bloodstains between the eyebrows, "Damn! My dead head hurts from time to time——"

This scene of laughter with tears in it later became a famous scene destined to be the root of all evil. Not to mention, the behavior of the three ex-husbands of the dead ghosts was also made into "crying with a leopard's head" and "crying with a leopard's head" respectively by good people. The three-link emoticon packs of "hugging my head and crying" and "crying with my head bursting" are active in various forums and chat software...

It's a pity that even if the three dead ex-husbands sacrificed so much to take the initiative to put on new green hats, the development of the story is still not as they wished: Susu and Warner always have bad luck when they are together, even though they don't believe in fate, But one day after Warner accidentally crashed into a car and injured his foot, Susu finally started to shrink back.

While she was hiding in the house and did not go to the hospital to visit Warner, Warner's partner Tan Guan also used the half-baked fortune-telling skills passed down by his ancestors to calculate the "truth" that both Susu and Warner are extremely hard-charging and fate-crushing relatives. ".

"She either wants to find a substitute for the dead ghost's ex-husband, or she wants to borrow your life and luck—otherwise, how could she become a billionaire at such a young age!" Tan Guan shouted.

Warner, who was dubious, went to Susu's villa to inquire after he was discharged from the hospital, but after being treated behind closed doors, Warner, who was left alone in the hospital during this period, also got really angry.

When he climbed over the wall and entered the master bedroom with difficulty, he saw Susu staring at the bed full of calligraphy instruments in a daze.

"What are you with me for?!"

"I've never really believed in these things, this time I'm just curious and want to see..."

"Then why haven't you come to the hospital to visit me all this time! Leave me alone there alone... Even if I came to look for you, you wouldn't see me!"

Under the hateful eyes of the three ex-husbands, the two had a big fight and shouted the word breakup at the same time without thinking.

Looking at the back of Warner limping away, Susu was annoyed and sad, her condition relapsed, she turned her head and fell to the ground again.

After the ex-husbands of the three dead ghosts worked together to send the man to the hospital for treatment, Amei, who followed Lin Daochang and his apprentice to the mainland to help Susu find the magic weapon for transshipment, hurriedly brought someone to the ward to visit.

"You don't have to worry, Uncle Ying and I have already found some magic weapons for you to change your luck. After solving your lonely fate, we can stay together often, and you don't have to die alone." Susu said Lin Daochang said that the reason why Amei is fine is because of the blessing of the ancestral jade pendant, so there are no major problems. However, as the years get older, Susu's fate of being lonely and widowed becomes more and more serious. More magic weapons are needed to fight.

"However, I think her complexion seems to have changed. Who have you met during this time?" Generally, if there is a change in fate, most of them have to meet noble people. Lin Daochang counted and was immediately overjoyed, "Congratulations, you finally Met a noble person who is destined to be - the two of you are alone, and you are destined to be lonely for a lifetime, but everything in the world is born and restrained. After you meet, you will transform each other into a destiny that will bring prosperity to each other. It is simply a match made in heaven! "

Before he had time to be happy for a long time, he heard that Susu had broken up with Warner due to misunderstanding and quarrel, and there was no news about the other party. Lin Daochang hurriedly got up again to help find the missing Warner.

The strange thing is that there seems to be an expert defending on the opposite side, Lin Daochang's hexagrams are completely disrupted, and Warner's trace cannot be calculated after many attempts.

"Master, how is it?" His apprentices Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai hurried up to help wipe the sweat.

"The opponent's strength is very strong." Lin Daochang said very seriously.

"What about Susu? Uncle Ying, you said that if they don't get married within the time limit, the two of them will turn from mutual prosperity to mutual restraint, and then the two of them will really die alone!" Amei Distraught.

"It won't bother me at all." Lin Daochang smiled confidently, then called two apprentices and whispered a few words in their ears.

On the morning of the due date, Susu, who was wearing a wedding dress, was supported by Amei who was wearing a bridesmaid dress, and asked anxiously, "Uncle Ying, are you sure there will really be a groom coming?"

"Don't worry about it." Lin Daochang was extremely confident, "There is Zhang Liangji on the opposite side, and I have a wall ladder - I have arranged for my two apprentices to buy it, and I guarantee that there will be a groom soon come over."

While saying this, Lin Daochang quietly glanced at the positions where the three dead ghosts' ex-husbands were.

"Can he see us?" Zhou Jiahe asked with some doubts.

"Coincidence? Neither of us showed up." Shen Yecheng replied.

"You two who read foreign books, don't underestimate these Fengshui guys. The Chinese culture is extensive and profound. Maybe he can really see us." The bosses of associations like Shao Sanshi are somewhat superstitious.

"Forget it, leave him alone, we're not doing sabotage, so it doesn't matter if he sees it." Zhou Jiahe turned around and walked out, "You guys take care of her here, I'll go outside to take a look... "

One minute later, Zhou Jiahe, who had leisurely stepped out of the church, ran back through the church gate in a hurry: "Come, come! Outside..."

"Talk slowly, don't be impatient." Seeing Zhou Jiahe's restless look, Shao Sanshi frowned, "Is the groom who brought us the green hat here?"

Zhou Jiahe's complexion twisted for a while, he gritted his teeth, and then spoke out with difficulty the horrifying scene he had just seen: "There are hundreds of green hats outside... no, hundreds of men dressed as grooms are rushing over here Already!"

what the hell!

After the three ex-husbands of dead ghosts walked through the closed church door with the help of ghosts, they immediately saw a group of dark people on the horizon in the distance...

A gust of playful wind blew, and the newspapers floating on the street were glued to the faces of the three stunned dead ghosts.

He frantically took down the newspaper and took a look—the headline in big bold letters "Billionaires Waiting for You to Get Married" broke into the eyes of the three ex-husbands without warning.

Although this report is short, it is clear: the main idea is that there is a young and beautiful billionaire Susu, who has already put on her wedding dress and is waiting for the groom to come in the church.

As soon as the groom arrives, the wedding will be held on the spot!

Because of the cultural level of Qiusheng and Wencai, this full-page advertisement, which was regarded as a half-missing notice, became a suspected marriage advertisement after losing the main noun "Warner"...

So, after this newspaper came out, all the school-age young men in Hong Kong felt that they had a chance to save 50 years of struggle!