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Erin Brockovich, a single mother with two divorces and three children, seems to be in the society now "Shocking news! 'The director of the devil' is making a movie again!"

——"USA TODAY"

Just a few days after "Never Compromise" was released, the front page entertainment headlines became this incident one morning.Everyone was shocked enough by the fact that Yi An made a movie.After all, it is well known that the "Harry Potter" that Yi An just filmed has just entered the stage of post-production. It can be said that it will take at least half a year before it is released.But now, news broke that Yi An wanted to shoot a new movie.This is obviously unreasonable.

However, the name Yi An itself is an unreasonable name.On the second day after the report came out, Yi An held a grand press conference at the headquarters of Feixiang Film Company.About his new movie - "500 Days I Spent With Him".

Speaking of this movie, it can be said to be one of Yi An's favorite movies in "External Memory".The original "500 Days with Summer" has been transformed into this movie after a lot of inspirational processing.

"Hello, Director Yi An, I am a reporter from the Los Angeles Times. I would like to ask you, since this movie is called "500 Days I Spent With Him", and as far as I know the genre of this movie is It's about romance. So, does this mean that the main character of this movie is a woman? Or... like you usually do, this movie is another movie that reflects gay themes?"

At this time, the reporter of the "Los Angeles Times" asked Yi An and said.

After all, in the eyes of the general public, the films directed by Yi An may seem normal at first glance, but when those so-called experts and professional film critics analyze them, they will make people feel amazing look.And it is just like this that the reporter asked such a question.

"This question belongs to the plot of the movie, let's wait until the movie comes out." Yi An answered the reporter's question with a smile.

"Then Director Yi An, may I ask if you have found all the actors for this movie?" At this time, a reporter who said he was from "USA Today" asked.

"Of course, the actors of this movie have basically been determined. The actors of this movie will be starring Angelina, Leonardo and so on."

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Time passed quickly, and at this time, all the reporters would look satisfied, saying that they had asked all the questions, Yi An suddenly smiled and said: "That's right. There is one more thing Things have to be announced here."

"!!!" After hearing Yi An's words, all the reporters who wanted to leave and those who didn't want to leave at this time all acted in unison.That is to look up and look at Yi An with burning eyes.

Seeing such a situation, Yi An smiled lightly, and then looked around. After everything around him became quiet, Yi An said slowly at this time: "What I just want to say is that in this movie At the premiere of "500 Days I Spent With Him", there may be a very surprising thing waiting for everyone. Of course, it may be the most important thing for me. Please stay tuned."

After saying this, Yi An announced that this press conference was over.A group of reporters who are now secretly thinking about what is going on because of Yi An's words are left behind.

In the end, no one knew what Yi An meant by what he said.However, everyone knows that since Yi An said so.So in other words, the premiere of this movie will definitely surprise everyone.Therefore, under such circumstances, all reporters are guessing what this matter is.

The most instinctive skill of the journalist profession is Lenovo.So, on the second day after Yi An's press conference ended, all kinds of overwhelming propaganda appeared.

"Yi'an exposed the shocking incident! Meet you at the premiere of the new movie!"

——The Hollywood Times

For the "Hollywood Times", it still maintains a wait-and-see attitude towards Yi An's surprise.Therefore, they are just telling this matter with an attitude of surprise.However, other newspapers are more than that.

"Shock! 'Ghost director' Yi An is ready to reveal his exclusive eccentricities at the premiere of his new movie!"

——"World Entertainment News"

In the "World Entertainment News", a lot of guesses about Yi An's eccentricities or dark side things, such as drug use, sexual abuse and so on.All in all, Yi An's image has been completely discredited.Of course, readers are just watching a joke.After all, Yi An's image in the outside world can be said to be very bold.After all, such things as blatantly 'coming out' are still very subversive in the eyes of ordinary people.

At this time, a new question was raised.

"Could this matter be about the relationship between Yi An and Leonardo?"

When this question was raised, everyone was excited.In the eyes of the outside world, the two guests Yi An and Leonardo will always believe in love.No matter in public, or in the photos unintentionally exposed by reporters or fans, Yi An and Leonardo have always been very harmonious.Although in the outside world, the two of them didn't have any intimate actions like kissing.However, in every move, everyone can see the feelings of the two people.So when such a question was raised, everyone became excited.

Most people in the world are interested in celebrities in the spotlight.After all, most people in the world are ordinary people.They are curious about such things.Therefore, everything about celebrities is a topic of discussion for them.But at this time, the matter of Yi An ignited their interest.

"Fuck!! It can't be true! There is really a relationship crisis between Yi An and Leonardo! Hearing this news, I feel like a fish, about to be drowned ==!

PS: It is said that the memory of fish is only seven seconds.Therefore, it should spend its whole life like this - damn it! ! !I am drowning! ……well?I am a fish!

...seven seconds later...

Fuck! ! !I am drowning! ……well?Oh I'm a fish! "A netizen posted his comment on FACE (Facebook).

"Jiayi upstairs, I was not shocked when I heard about this. After all, the two of them are such a match. I strongly hope that this is not true!

PS: So it is like this, the memory of fish is only seven seconds, no wonder my roommate always wants to sell a big live fish back. "

"The gossip is not credible, but I was present at the press conference, and I said that Yi An never said that. He just said that there was a very important thing.

PS: Upstairs is the man! "

"So this is ah……"

"I absolutely don't believe this message is true! Also, I don't know what it means after the second floor!"

"Also express disbelief! And answer the question of the pure baby upstairs. Didn't you say that the memory of a fish is only seven seconds, so when you use a fish to do such and such things, the memory of the fish should be like this—eh If you have something to eat, swallow it... what the fuck, spit it out!

...seven seconds later...

Huh?There is something to eat, swallow it... What the hell is this! "

"Upstairs is evil!"

"Agree upstairs!"

"plus one"

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But no matter how the Internet commented on this matter, Yi An started to prepare for the shooting of his movie in a very orderly manner.As it was said at the press conference, the preparations for this film were prepared very quickly.Therefore, Yi An immediately started shooting the film...