The world's number one slave

There are two arched bridges in the north and south of the Changyang River. The stage where Huanhuachen is located is in the middle of the two bridges. The noise on the stage is only a small part of the whole celebration. There are various acrobatics and performers along the street along the east bank. The sound is constant, and there is everything to eat and play.

Several bonfire sites were set up on the west bank of the river, and the two banks echoed each other, reflecting a brand-new carnival joyful rhythm.

The bright moonlight shines on the whole earth, and the bonfires in Mo City are burning brightly, creating a scene of harmony and prosperity.

Qianli took his pulley and honing, and Huayue walked on the street to wander around. There were all kinds of things on both sides of the street, and all kinds of people wore colorful clothes and talked about Coke to attract the surrounding people. pedestrian.

"Oh, I didn't expect that there are things in this corner that I haven't seen before."

"Wali City is located at the westernmost end of the Orange Fan, and has trade contacts with the Blue Fan, and there is always a gap in space compared with the Mexican City in the east." I am also a person who has traveled far and wide. I have seen different I also know a little about the wind and rain in the place, and the local customs.

"Hey~ It's not allowed in this world that this young master doesn't know about it." Touching his chin, his face was eager to try, "Mr. Yue, find a place to rest by yourself, I'm going to play with the mill."

"I heard that there are fun games on the stage over there, don't you want to go and see them?" As soon as they left the commanding mansion, they heard that Yun Qing and the others were hosting the game on the big stage. In order to avoid crowding, the three of them chose to cross the bridge in the north direction. Look at the style of this mother river.

"As far as Yunqing's IQ is concerned, other than cheating and abducting, it's not nutritious dirty jokes, don't go." Pulling the honing machine, she rushed forward, watching Huayue slander, only the scene of you two loving each other all day is called yellow. As for the jokes, it is probably more exciting than filming xxoo scenes.Of course, there is still some awareness of this kind of thinking. We, Yueyue, are loyal fans who have gone to Chuncheng countless times with pure love, and have been trained to be proficient in 360 styles by master Huaming.

"Then you all pay attention to safety."

"Mr. Yue is really sorry, then we will go."

"Go, let's go." The full moon night is even more sad and easy to love, looking at the two people with a huge difference in absolute proportion, Huayue can't help but sigh, love is like a storm, when you encounter it, you can't care about anything, no matter who the other party is , What kind of personality does he have, if he likes it at first sight, that's it, there is no reason.

It's not interesting to go shopping alone. Looking at the lively scene on the other side of the stage, Huayue also slowly moved there.

At this moment, the people around the stage were counting down the countdown, and the voices of shouting spread for hundreds of miles. Looking at those faces full of joy, as if they were about to shout their voices, one knew that they must be having a good time.But the people on stage are different.

The moment the mask was taken off, the people standing still on the stage were instantly petrified, and the friends were all stunned.

"Uh, this... this is..." Ah!Who can tell him who arranged this bitter trick to make two couples of mandarin ducks fight each other, and Yun Qing became a villain?

"Chen'er?!" A certain person seemed to have forgotten the arrogance of throwing a few people onto the stage just now, and now he turned into an obedient pug dog and ran desperately in front of the so-called master, waving that flattering dog tail .

"Hey, I said which stinky fox, Lie Shan Wushang, are you here to accept the crime, haha?"

"Chen'er, your expression is so terrifying." Lie Shan Wushang stared at him, sweating profusely, only then remembered that the 'landing in the air' just now seemed to have left Huanhuachen with a lot of hatred.

"It's not thanks to someone. Don't run if you have the guts, and see if I don't beat your grandson back to his original shape."

"If you don't run away, I'm the grandson." A white light flashed, blinding everyone's eyes. In the blink of an eye, two figures disappeared from the stage, and there were pig-like shouts and cow-like shouts not far away. begging for mercy.

After a long time, the rumbling drums sounded again, and Yun Qing and the others were once again embarrassed. This, it seems, they don't want to deceive people like this. Anyway, they are also popular people around His Highness. Although there was an accident just now, there is hard work without credit. No matter what, there must be a result.

Fortunately, there are two ready-made ones. This is whoever has eyes in the sky, and finally understands the hard work of several people.Today, I came here to entertain everyone, how can I make everyone return home happily.

"Hello, was that person just now His Highness?" The crowd began to boil.

"It should be possible, I don't see it very clearly."

"What you can see with your cross-eyed eyes is that our Highness is playing a game of cat and mouse."

Yun Qing's egg hurts, just the cross-eyed guy said that cross-eyed eyes can really hurt people internally, which eye they see is a cat catching a mouse.But the pain of the egg is the pain of the egg, and I still need to get some of my face back, otherwise how can I convince others with reason and virtue in the future.

Therefore, the people under the Bear Beast and Black Beast became the final winners of this game, but whether the move of Yun Qing and the others is effective for the two people on the stage, the answer will be revealed later.

It is said that Huanhuachen chased Lie Shan Wushang into the crowd, the person running in front kept waving his arms to push away the crowd and wanted to run further, but he still failed to do so, while the person chasing behind He shouted desperately to stop, but the person in front was still waving his arms.So one after the other, after chasing for several kilometers, there is still a subtle distance between them.

"Your surname Lie, run back if you have the ability, otherwise you will be a grandson, a monkey, or a gorilla!" Opening his mouth on his hips, he was panting heavily from exhaustion. Huanhuachen had never seen such a shameless person, so he became angry and moved out. Thousands of miles of words scolded up.

Not to mention, these words really worked, no, Lie Shan Wushang really ran back, walked to Huanhuachen's left with a few strides, and the two continued to run side by side.

"Chen'er, is there any difference between a grandson, a monkey, and a gorilla?" In Lie Shan Wushang's eyes, everything is the same except him, Huanhuachen, which is optional.

"Yes, now you are a grandson. When I throw you out, you will become a monkey with a red butt."Therefore, the distance of a few centimeters between the two of them created a huge opportunity for Huanhuachen. It was a breeze to hug the enemy's arms with both hands and throw the enemy out.

With a wave of Huanhuachen's arm, a milky white lump flew high into the sky and made a vacuum parabola. After hitting Mars in a distant place, it returned to the earth, smashed down a few small stalls, and finally had a close contact with the earth. .Looking at Lie Shan Wushang who suddenly fell from the sky, what people care about is not who is he, what is his name, which planet he came from, but whether the ass that smashed the bricks on the ground is okay.

"Hiss~~ah, it hurts, it hurts..." The handsome face was full of ferocity, which showed how painful the heavy fall was.Lie Shan Wushang tugged at the part that was covered by the several cuts of his clothes, now he finally understood what a monkey with a red butt was, and his Chen'er was too ruthless in his attacks, showing no mercy at all.

"It turns out that you still know pain. I thought you were indestructible. Why, my skills are perfect. Seeing that you are an acquaintance, I even gave you a [-]% discount."

Uh, this is [-]% off, no wonder it is so powerful, if there is [-]% off and [-]% off, wouldn't it be... Lie Shan Wushang's eyes are starry, hiss~ no, he will have a nosebleed if he thinks about it any more.

"Well, thank you very much, you are kind and kind, and the Lord Buddha will definitely bless you."

"Hehe, the big guy is here to judge. He stole my things and still refuses to admit it. Do you think it's wrong for me to teach him a lesson?"

"That's right, that's right, it's time to fight."

The corner of Lie Shan Wushang's mouth twitched, there is no excuse for wanting to accuse him of this crime, his Chen'er has failed in his studies, how could he expose his shortcomings in front of so many people, if he wants to expose himself, he will have to wait until he goes home and hide under the covers together, Talk about life and talk about ideals.

"Chen'er, my husband knew it was wrong. I shouldn't have hidden your underwear last night, causing you to run around naked today." Underpants, bare buttocks again, what kind of trouble is going to happen, could it be that the two husbands and wives are arguing?

Which pot does not mention which pot to open, Lie Shan Wushang actually made a joke of Huanhuachen, as the chief of all evils, Huanhuachen said, can he let it go?Can he swallow this bad breath?

Absolutely not.so……

"Hey, little brother, look at your appearance, you can't really hide your wife's underwear, right?" Well, all the anger is coming up, what?Wife, does he look like a woman?He Huanhuachen is a man at all, these blind-eyed people who only watch the excitement.

"Haha, everyone, go back, we two young couples quarreled, it's nothing to do." Already feeling the raging fire on Huanhuachen's body, it was Lie Shan Wushang who was also sweating on his forehead, it seemed that today's joke was big up.Hey, for the stinky problem of only eating tofu with mouth, I will definitely change it in the future, and I will definitely replace it with practical actions next time.

Everyone dispersed happily, but Huanhuachen who was in place really broke out.

"Lie Shan Wushang, hehe, wife? Hehe, young couple? Hehe, hehe, if I don't fuck you up today, you don't even know your name!" Laughing wildly is not scary, laughing loudly It's not scary, the scariest thing is looking at you with sharp eyes that seem to be smiling and mocking with a sneer blown by the cold wind!

"Wooah! Help, Chen'er don't want it, help." Lie Shan Wushang ran away, if he was one step too late, he might lose an arm or a leg.

Huanhuachen was very angry, and the consequences were very serious. Those things that were easy to move and throw away turned into countless sharp weapons in his hands, and flew towards Lie Shan Wushang who was hiding everywhere. The speed of the geese passing by without making a sound is comparable to that of flying knives.

"Run away, you have messed with the playboy again."

Lie Shan Wushang was speechless, what kind of trouble is this, what is it called again, how can these Xialiba people understand his kindness to Huanhuachen.As long as Huanhuachen said something about going up the knife mountain and down the oil pan, he would ask someone to make it for him immediately, without any ambiguity.

"Lie Shan Wushang, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, I will not let you go."

In this way, Huanhuachen chased from the upper street to the lower street, from the east to the west of the river, from the water to the bank, and from the bank to the river. The whole street of Changyang River became his back garden, throwing whatever he wanted, Take whatever you want, pick it up and greet Lie Shan Wushang.

And the people along the street, when they knew that the person being chased was the unscrupulous respectable son who had made a fuss a few days ago, not only did not stop them, but also helped Huanhuachen to sort out the road, prepare props, and even shouted for Neville, wishing to make the whole scene Take to space for a three-dimensional observation.

Before Huayue got close to the stage, she was crowded back by people along the street. When she just sat down to have a cup of tea, she saw Huanhuachen running all over the street chasing Lie Shan Wushang. He knew without thinking that it must be Lie Shan Wushang Huanhuachen was offended again.

"Guest officer, I'm sorry, can you drink quickly?" The waiter in the teahouse was so respectful and polite that it was impossible to refuse.

"Oh? Are you going to close?" Looking at the time, it seems that it is still early.

"To tell you the truth, our boss just ordered to collect all the cups."

"Why is that?"

"I don't know anything else, I just know that you have caused trouble again by being unscrupulous."

When Xiao Er said this, Huayue understood the whole story. Lie Shan Wushang was really persistent and strong. He was punished countless times and still refused to change. Should he be persistent, patient, or cheap? People have different answers.

While Huayue was thinking, Lie Shan Wushang ran over in a panic, chasing after the vicious certain Chen.

"Hey, Mr. Yue, please help me, I'm dying."

Don't fuck someone, Huayue continued to drink tea, it's not that he doesn't know how powerful Huanhuachen is, just kidding, he will openly help him on this occasion, unless he is tired of work.

"Ah! Huayue, you are ungrateful!"

He continued to pretend to drink tea, but the eyes behind him were fixed on him, and a small movement could kill him immediately. Often at this time, the most urgent thing to do when the mud bodhisattva crosses the river is to keep an eye on his nose, nose, nose, and heart , burying one's head and ignoring what's going on outside the window, and only drinking in tea.

"Hmph, you have to think about it clearly. Helping him is to make an enemy of me, Hua Chen." To be an enemy of him will have very serious consequences. Everyone knows that in the entire Mo City and even the entire Orange Fan, even Lie Shan Wushang would step on him. Apart from him, Huanhuachen, there was no other person who was cruel at his feet.Seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages is the law of natural survival, and no one wants to pluck the hair from the tiger's head and kill himself.

"Hey, Huachen, what are you doing?" Everyone who joined in the fun rushed together, looking at Qianli who was waving at Huanhuachen in the crowd, his face was full of curiosity.

"You came just in time, lend me the pulley."

"By..." What, before he finished speaking, Qianli felt a lightness in his hand, and the pulley that he was holding in his arms instantly became loose, and now he was stepping on Huanhuachen's feet, making a leisurely huffing sound.

"Hua Chen, come back and give me back the pulley." That was the testimony of his acquaintance with Hon Mo. It can be said that it was the link between the two of them. Never thought about removing it.

The people in front hurriedly wanted to find a place to escape, the people in the middle chased after them, and the people behind ran and shouted, until the end they didn't need to shout anymore, they followed suit, grabbed their things and went to Smashing ahead and Qianli's joining made the whole scene even more chaotic. Huayue and Heng Mo who watched from the side looked helpless and entangled.

Should we go up and stop it, or let it develop like this, and then make a big inventory of the warehouse, but if we don't find the key to it, and seek medical treatment indiscriminately, everyone will suffer again.

"Mr. Yue, what should we do now?"

"There is no other way. Since this is the case, I can only wrong His Highness, although I am very sorry for him."

"Sir, what you mean is...hey, there is no other way." Honing understood his thoughts from Huayue's eyes, he was indeed a little sorry for Lie Shan Wushang, but in order to let the two little tigers behind Calm down, this is the only plan now.

When Lie Shan Wushang ran past the west bank and came into sight again, Huayue and Heng Mo moved instantly, and each of them held an arm in the air while Lie Shan Wushang maintained the running movement.Lie Shan Wushang's swinging legs suddenly lost their strength, and he panicked instantly.

"What are you going to do, let me down, let me down."

"Your Highness, I'm sorry." The two turned around quickly, facing Huanhuachen and Qianli who were chasing them, "Chen'er, we helped you catch the prisoner, what should we do?"

"Haha, good job, just hang on like this." After saying that, Huanhuachen breathed out towards his fist, and accelerated forward with a booster, his fist was waving brightly, and the misty eyes in his eyes could scare everyone.

"Yeah~ I'm coming too~~~~~~~~" I only heard a few bangs, then a few bangs, a few more bangs, a few bangs, a few more bangs... Finally, there was no need for the two of them to catch With that, Lie Shan Wushang lost the energy to run away.

I saw that his face was already covered with traces left by the 'Iron Fist', his handsome face was swollen, and his whole face was turned into a braised pig's head.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." The swollen lips can't be closed anymore, a few front teeth are exposed, and one word is exposed, and one word is exposed, making a live version of the hair dryer.

"Hmph, do you know what you look like now?"

"Pig head~~ ahhhh"

"Wrong, it's a gorilla!"

"Yes, it's a gorilla~~hmmmm~~" Lie Shan Wushang burst into tears, wanting to find a hole in the ground and get into it right away, the crowd watching are all supernatural, he is really not a gorilla in a zoo, no need Look again.

"Next time if you do this again, you won't be a gorilla. I'll let you know how 'steel' is made." With a wave of his small fist, the meaning of the threat was very obvious.Hey, I have to forgive others and forgive others, why bother to be serious with a bastard, he Huanhuachen can still see it.Now that this revenge has been avenged, and I am tired from playing, then go home, wash and sleep.

"Hey, if you want to leave, it doesn't seem so easy, does it?" They say that love is around the corner, and myths are deceiving, so this is clearly an enemy.

"Ah, Qianli, it's just in time to come, come, return you, oops, I didn't expect your pulley to be really useful, and a wheel can even fly." This is not a wheel, but Huan Huachen used too much force , Bounced off the rear wheel.

"Yeah, you must be much stronger than this pulley, how about I take off a hind leg too."

"This...hehe, don't worry about it, we have such a strong relationship."

"Even brothers have to know whether to settle accounts or not. I think we still have to."

"There's no need for it."

"Yes."

"No need."

"..."

People who don't know think it's a game of grinding mills, one says yes and the other says no, stacking them up and down makes the people around watching the excitement drowsy.

"Ah, look, Meteor!" Seeing that Qianli insisted on finding a reason, Huanhuachen was helpless, but he couldn't be his grandson again, so he had an idea and pointed at the sky behind Qianli and shouted. Time, when Qianli realized it, there was still Huanhuachen in the same place.

"Hua~Chen~ I can't finish talking to you!"