The world's number one slave

After this battle, Mocheng really stabilized its footing, and no one dared to move it easily anymore. Even the invading feudal states in the south and north paused, thinking about whether to continue to attack.Everyone knows that with a force of 20, an army of [-] can be completely wiped out. This is unprecedented, and it is also terrifying and incomprehensible.Lie Shan Wushang blocked the news so tightly that there was not even the sound of a bird.

Liu Butuo and five or six generals knelt in the hall tremblingly, not daring to lift their heads.Kouxi and Poyan stood on both sides of Lie Shan Wushang, looking at the people in the hall with piercing eyes.The beauty in their hearts, this is the feeling of a fox pretending to be a tiger, they are all so damn good, no wonder the old man Dongfang is willing to follow his ass all day long, he eats more meat than the two of them.Yun Qing and the others stood on the right side of the hall, looking at Liu Butuo and the others indifferently.

Lie Shan Wushang stared hard at the long and narrow Danfeng eyes, trying to make himself look less haggard, but the dark circles under the eyes that were comparable to pandas betrayed him.At this moment, he wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in. Yesterday's battle was over, but he, the commander of the army, hid under the covers all night and dared not come out to see anyone.Why?Because his little brother was excited all night because of what Huanhuachen said yesterday, should he come out with a tent to congratulate people?Wouldn't that make him ashamed and thrown at his grandfather's house?Then he worked all night, trying to calm himself down, but the more he closed his eyes and rested his mind, the more Huanhuachen's words rang in his ears. Therefore, he suffered from insomnia, severe insomnia, unique insomnia .

"Ahem, er, why did I call you here today?" After saying this, Lie Shan Wushang wanted to slap himself, because what the hell was he talking about.It seems that I have been living too seriously recently, and it is time to find some time to take a good rest.

ha? !Kouxi and Poyan fell to the ground with their butts. They were too shocked. Didn't you always ask us to gather in the lobby this early in the morning? Why are you asking someone else now?

"It's not a serious illness." Yun Qing shook her head lightly.

"Really, are you seriously ill?" Hao Wen gave Lie Shan Wushang an evil look.

"Well, it's not a serious illness!" Shaojie said affirmatively, his embarrassing eyes were fixed on the lower body of Lie Shan Wushang who was placed on the chair.

"Well, in fact, the monkey's butt is not red, but it becomes like that after 'sitting' too much..." No one interrupted Wu Zhen's nonsense this time, but gave him a meaningful look, and then Feeling very reasonable, they all nodded.

"You guys, shut up for me." Lie Shan Wushang, that Huo, who is seriously ill, and who has become red after doing too much, hooligan!He finally felt that he was much more simple-minded than these people. Thinking about Chen'er being fascinated by him every now and then, he suddenly felt that this was a group of unteachable martial arts scum, and then he also imitated the contemptuous eyes of the baby beast. four people.

"Yes, Your Highness, this humble minister is guilty." The four avoided Lie Shan Wushang's contempt, turned their heads and talked to themselves, completely ignoring the angry eyes of the superior.Because they knew the reason why Mao Lie Shan Wushang had been hiding in the house last night and couldn't cry out, and then the four of them smiled knowingly as if they were catching Lie Shan Wushang's pigtail, that was a joy.

"Kuxi Poyan, has the military affairs been sorted out?"

"Return to Your Highness, the count of the three armies is 430 people, more than [-] weapons have been seized, ten carts of food and grass, and ten thousand horses." There was no such victory when Ge Buqun was beheaded last time, and now Mocheng soldiers just lack these things .

"Well, Yunqing, Hao Wen, Shaojie, Wu Zhen!" Lie Shan Wushang twitched the corners of his mouth. If it weren't for the fact that the Yellow River matter was not so bad, he would have given up all these things. The four of them stripped off their clothes to show the public, how could it be their turn to laugh at themselves?

"The humble minister is here!" He took off his playful temper, and turned to step forward with fists cupped seriously, waiting for Lie Shan Wushang's order.Lie Shan Wushang looked at the four people who were completely different from before, and nodded secretly, knowing how to measure it, and fearing that he would overstep and ignore his master.

"Count up all the finances in the army, deduct the daily needs, and reward the rest to all the soldiers in the army and the people of the city." After this battle, Lie Shan Wushang saw clearly that there was no support from the whole city and the people. , one cannot do anything at all.

"Wei Chen waits for orders!" Yun Qing and the others backed away, their vigorous pace compared to the previous slack, making people dazzled, as if they were like children who got candy, not only joyful, but also steadfast.But who knows, it is because of Lie Shan Wushang's words that they are truly convinced, knowing that their following is worthwhile, and it is also the way of governing the world that they are pursuing.

"I kicked and kicked, everyone is not serious, and I have to order you one by one, I am so angry." Kouxi continued to be weathered, why their highness is always being caught by ghosts recently, look at this front what is the situation.

Liu Butuo felt the kick on his body, although it didn't hurt or itch, but he was so aggrieved that he wanted to cry, but he didn't say anything, okay?Your Highness, are you a kid? !

"Huh~" With a long breath, Lie Shan Wushang's face became much more attractive, he straightened his clothes, brushed his long black hair to the back, and sat down again, looking like an old god.

"Liu Butuo, are you convicted?"

Liu Butuo trembled, and lay down on the ground in fright, "Wei~ I don't~"

"Huh?" Lie Shan Wushang stared at him, Liu Butuo staggered and said, "I'm guilty." But what crime did he commit?

"It's good to be convicted, okay, that's it for today, let's all go away." Lie Shan Wushang left, but left behind a room full of stupid people, you look at me, I look at you, I don't know why.

"Well, General Kou, I'm stupid, I don't know what the Second Highness means, please save this humble minister."

Liu Butuo asked the right person this time, Kouxi shook his braided head, put his hands behind his back, sighed meaningfully, and looked at Liu Butuo with an unteachable expression. "This war is over, and we have won, does your lord know?"

"This... this subordinate understands, General Xie Kou!" It was too late to clean up the battlefield, and the report to the central government should have been done by his city guard officials, but all the soldiers were in the hands of Lie Shan Wushang. He was just a bare-bones commander, and Lie Shan Wushang said that he was convicted here.Liu Butuo bowed to Kouxi and Poyan, then hurried out.

However, in Liu Butuo's view, this is not a matter of reporting military information. He does not think that such a large border town army does not have a respectable person. Therefore, what Lie Shan Wushang means is that people who should not exist should not appear. The military situation has to come from the mouth of the general who defends the city.Liu Butuo wiped the sweat from his forehead, thinking that the battle was over and he could go home to hold his little wife, hey, everyone said that he committed a crime this year, he was really good at everything, good and bad.

Three days later, in the main hall of the Zun Palace in Luoqi, all civil and military officials from all over the dynasty gathered together, turned their heads to look outside the door, looked through the "autumn water" and saw Liu Butuo's figure appearing on the avenue outside the Zun Palace, full of dust and dust. His haggard appearance and staggering steps make people think that he has dedicated himself to death.

"Liu Buduo of Mocheng pays homage to Your Majesty!" Although the court uniform with an orange collar was a bit messy, his words were full of confidence, and no one could fault it.

"Well, get up, how is the battle in Mocheng?" Lie Shanbo stroked his short bearded chin with a calm expression, but his eyes were full of coldness, he did not want to beat someone.That Lie Shan Wushang actually dealt with all the spies he secretly sent, and he was so angry that he wanted to run to Mocheng and kick him immediately.He thought those spies were easy to feed, and he spent a lot of effort to get some people with quick intelligence, physical strength and eyesight, but they were dealt with by a [-]-year-old kid. Can he not feel bad?

"My lord, with the support of all the people in Mocheng, all the soldiers fought against the enemy bravely. After tens of hours of fighting outside the city, they finally killed 20 green troops and captured [-] strong horses and weapons. Ten thousand pieces. Although our army lost the lives of tens of thousands of soldiers, in exchange for the peace of Mexico City and the peace of the entire Orange Fan, they deserved their death." Liu Butuo understated the entire fear-inducing battle, as if this A battle is just a game.

All the officials present, including Qian Lixun, frowned and looked at Liu Butuo.Such a single stroke is not like what an official can say, let alone in front of His Majesty.Everyone looked back and forth at Lie Shanbo and Liu Butuo in doubt, trying to find answers from them.

"Okay, good job! Come on, Liu Butuo is promoted to a higher rank, and the people of the whole clan will be exempted from paying taxes for three years. All soldiers in Mocheng, including heroes who have sacrificed their lives for the country and their families, will be rewarded with a consistent amount of money." Lie No one refuted Shan Bo's words, but there was no one who did not have doubts.The battle is over and won, but there must be a detailed account of the process.For example, why there were less than 20 low-level soldiers defending the city, why Mao was able to kill 20 elite soldiers, and why Mao, the second smart general of the Green Fan, lost his rationality in an instant and became impatient and aggressive, fighting without rules , resulting in the destruction of an army of [-].Yes, someone has spoken.

"Your Majesty, as far as I know, there are less than 20 soldiers defending the city of Mocheng. This time, the [-] troops of the Green Domain were able to be beheaded. General Liu must have used some ingenious strategy. I wonder if you can share it with everyone. Is there a role model for other wars in the future?" Liu Butuo turned his head to look at the person in the front right, he knew this person, and it was the feudal ruler Guo Cheng.Liu Butuo had to break into a cold sweat. He knew that some people would not be convinced if he said things so simply.

"Hehe, yes, General Liu, everyone is curious. I think it must be my blessing to have a talent like you."

Liu Butuo made a sharp move and dug up his grandma's ancestral grave. These people knew that Lie Shan Wushang was sent to Mocheng to fight, why did everyone associate all kinds of things with themselves?Could it be that he really has a cross-eyed monkey face that everyone hates?Liu Butuo shook his head, he choked on his saliva, remembering what Huanhuachen told him, if someone asked how to kill an enemy, he would not let him go.

"My lord, this battle was not fought by myself, Liu Butuo, but by the support of the whole clan. My Orange clan has a history of thousands of years, and your lord will live forever!" It's a great gift.Yes, in this battle, all the officials present knew that His Majesty extorted all their belongings from them, and even extorted a lot of food from the people to support the entire battle. This was indeed obtained by the power of the entire Orange Fan results.However, this matter always feels wrong, but people can't tell what's wrong.

"Hehe, good, well said, reward!" Lie Shanbo didn't say anything more this time, from what Lie Shan Wushang did there, he guessed a little of the reason.Therefore, it is better for one less person to know about this kind of warfare.

Liu Buduo returned to Mocheng, followed by the escort from the palace, the military salary and the items rewarded by the emperor piled up several large carts, and when they arrived at the gate of Demo City, only a few passers-by were seen passing by. I didn't even see the soldiers guarding the gate, and there were a few crows flying over my head, and I was extremely depressed.This time Liu Butuo had a long memory, waved his big hand behind him, and entered the city!

To count on Lie Shan Wushang to catch the wind, unless the sun comes out from the west, no, the sun comes out from the west, he can't come out, he can guess what their Second Highness is doing at the moment with his ass.

It is said that after the war ended, Kagetsu went back and forth among the wounded soldiers.Bandage the wound for this soldier, perform a minor operation for that soldier, and greet all the soldiers with meticulous care and care.Huanhuachen stood behind him like a little attendant, handing medicines and bandaging them with gauze, extremely diligent.Seeing those soldiers who admired him so much, their eyes stared like stars, they were so happy.

"Brother, come, knife." In the military tent, Huayue was performing an operation on a seriously injured soldier. The whole chest pierced by the spiked spear was dripping with blood. He had to carefully take out the spear without hurting the soldier. life.Glancing at Huanhuachen gratefully, Huayue raised her sleeves to wipe off the sweat from her forehead, and continued with her actions.

"Brother, is it because of the two locks of hair on your forehead that Master is fascinated by you?" Huan Huachen looked at Huayue innocently with a look of anticipation and curiosity. People dare not look directly.

There was only a squeak, and the sound of blood flowing to the ground.Huanhuachen's words made Huayue pause, her hands were unstable, and the animal bone knife was deflected, leaving a cut on the soldier's chest.Huayue turned her head and gave you a look telling you to shut up, but she didn't want such a reproachful expression to make people die. A few soldiers with low resistance had already flown happily to heaven with their happy souls.

"Hey, just kidding, kidding, brother, go on, go on." Huan Huachen squinted his peach blossom eyes, showing two snow-white front teeth, and quickly wagged his tail to show his affection to Huayue.This is the future mistress, even if you offend Huaming's rogue master, you can't annoy this beauty. The whole Yinyao Valley is still waiting for him to inherit Huanhuachen, and you can't give it to God who is jealous chance tooth.

"If you're fine, I suggest you go to the tent of the Chinese army to see His Highness, he should be thinking about you very much now." Huayue raised her eyebrows, and looked at Huanhuachen proudly, her eyes seemed to say, Xiao Mian Son, can't I cure you?

"Hey, I don't want to think about how many times you and the master have been xxoo, so I came to you to find some experience, but I don't have the nerve to speak because you are too busy." Huanhuachen rubbed the back of his head with a shy look. Thickly blush, Huayue staggered suddenly, this time only heard a long roar from inside the tent, "Huachen, if you have the ability, get out of here, I don't want to see you again!"

Huanhuachen stood far away from the tent, squinted his eyes and looked up at the sky, well, this time he made a mistake again, thinking about escaping from Lie Shan Wushang's tent and going to other places to play , Looking at the current situation, it seems difficult.

Hey, the boy Qianli threw something and smashed it out the door, yelling that if he ruined his good deed next time, he would never end with himself.There is no way to go to Zhan Buwen, the person who made him seduce the enemy last time may have already figured out a countermeasure and waited for him to bump into it in a corner.Ever since that kid Cushi knew that he had stripped his clothes and exposed him to the sun, his eyes of hatred came privately.Huanhuachen held up his trouser legs and walked aimlessly back and forth in the army. Walking, he walked out of the barracks and came to the dense forest. He remembered that he was chased by those martial arts masters here last time. I ran into the group of tiger mountain beasts again, and then...

Huanhuachen bit his lip and wriggled his fingers, thinking about it, but he didn't know that his body was already suspended in the air.Two powerful claws hooked lightly on his shoulders, lifted him up in the air, and flew towards the distance quickly.After a long time, Huanhuachen felt the discomfort in his shoulder, so he waved his hand and patted it, but he didn't expect to touch a few sharp claws.

"Ci'ao, I'm just talking about how the neck is so tight. I dare say you, a stupid bird, are causing trouble. Do you know how much this dress costs, and can you afford it if it is damaged?"

The big bird flapped its wings, ignored Huanhuachen's words, croaked contemptuously, and continued to fly forward.Just kidding, just such a piece of sackcloth is too rough for its owner to wipe his feet.

As if understanding the stupid bird's expression, Huanhuachen couldn't calm down anymore, "What kind of expression do you have, believe it or not, I kicked your grandfather so hard that he didn't even recognize you?"

Quack~ After a chirp, there was another contempt, the stupid bird began to doubt now, could it be that he was so unlucky today and stole a fool back?That can't be done, if those bastards who are against him on weekdays find out, wouldn't they laugh out loud?

"Gah~" Idiot, if you yell again, I will throw you from this height.

"Huh? You don't want to run away before I settle accounts with you!" Huanhuachen looked up at the big bird head. He remembered that it was a red-headed bird beast that was rare in the deep mountains. There were only a few hundred of them in the entire Huangyan Continent. Moreover, it reproduces very little, and it is almost extinct, but it is something that the world has robbed bloodily.

The red-headed bird beast is a rare monster with human nature. Although it is huge in size, its light body allows it to pass under the eyes of the enemy without being discovered. Therefore, many people want to use it to train and become a professional helper. Do things yourself.

"Quack!" Pig!

"Ahhh, you bastard, put me down, I'm going to duel with you!" Huanhuachen had always hated animals like pigs the most, especially when he said it from a fool, it was an insult to his ancestors.

A certain bird didn't want to rape someone, and let him yell at him with his teeth and claws. It doesn't care now, it's getting dark anyway, so it's unlucky for him to get a kohlrabi back, but it's better than nothing.So he flapped his wings and flew deep into the forest ahead.

The sun flew over the top of the mountain and slowly slid downhill, rendering the entire western mountain with infinite rosy clouds. A ray of rosy light flew into the sky. Wherever it passed, the clouds became fiery red and enchanting, and suddenly and slowly turned dark red. At the moment when the rays of light disappeared, the darkness came and made people feel uneasy.

The red-headed bird brought Huanhuachen to a forest valley, hovered in the sky for a while, then swished down, got into a redwood forest, stopped on a huge abrupt fruit tree in the center, kicked his feet, Huanhuachen was thrown into a wooden cage.

"呱~" A long cry spread throughout the redwood forest, and those red-headed birds and beasts who were still playing and playing flew over and surrounded the cage one after another, looking at Huanhuachen in the cage curiously, with different expressions.

At this moment, the noisy birds suddenly quieted down, and they gave way to a road on the left side of the cage, only to see a gorgeously dressed uncle walking over.The waist-length gray and white hair is loose, swaying in the wind, automatic without wind, silky and elegant, softly woven into a dazzling dancing posture, making people unable to move their eyes away.

"Crack~croak~croak!" Boss, this is a pig's head I stole back, please accept it with a smile!

The red-headed bird and beast yelled at the uncle character flatteringly, waiting for the man's reward with anticipation.

"Hey~ you bastard, I want to duel with you, and you dare to steal this young master, you have the guts of a bear!" Huanhuachen was so angry that he dared to be stolen, and he was still a stupid man with a red head. Bird, can he do it all over again, at least there will be a peerless handsome flower picker, he will be willing to eat it.

It's just that there are not so many beautiful men in the world, so dear Huanhua, I'll give you an uncle, Xiongniao, and go about it yourself.