The world's number one slave

The sunshine in early summer is particularly dazzling, just like the Wannian Cave in Yan Wang's grandma's house, it is unbearably hot.It was already the morning of the third day when Huanhuachen walked out of the valley, and finally found a decent inhuman road. After walking for nearly two hours, there was no one in sight.This early in the morning, are people like his bastard master, spying on the big girl's bath at some house, and don't even do farming?

"It's so hot. It's not a good bird in summer. They come out in broad daylight to sell hot buns with human flesh. It seems that it's not easy for the elderly." The boy was dizzy from the sun, and some thoughts What I think about is all stupid jokes, poor mother is pregnant for three hundred days, so kind.

"Ah, I finally met a family. Thank God, I have breathed a sigh of relief. I will send you beautiful women tonight." With a bow on his chest, Huan Huachen instantly turned into a wolf and ran towards the old couple at the door.That thirsty expression and boiling mood were more exciting than the first time the big girl got on the sedan chair.It's just that someone has forgotten that his outstanding face is rare in the world.

"Well, sir, excuse me, can I have a bowl of water, and I'm hungry too, can I have some food?" That damn flower name, he must strip his clothes off next time he goes back, Exposure to the sun to vent his hatred, why didn't he tell him that he must bring food when he goes out, even if he doesn't have money, money is fine.As a result, he carried a large bag of scrap copper and rotten iron. He didn't even exchange for a steamed bun. He thought it was cumbersome and threw most of it on the way out of the valley.Now that he finally managed to reach this place where there is no village and no shop behind him with a cane and dragging his skin, God will never die for him.

"Ah~ yes~ no~~"

Is it yes or no? Why is this old man so stupid? Also, why does he still look ecstatic even after having a nosebleed? Could it be that he is sick?No way, I finally met someone when I first came out, but he was a psychopath, God, he wouldn't be so weak, would he?

"Well, sir, do you have it or not?" Huan Huachen looked puzzled, why did the old man stare at him, did he have flowers growing on his face?

Huanhuachen doesn't know, where is the flower growing on his face, it is more beautiful, more attractive and intoxicating than any flower in the world, such a peerless appearance, even the world is inferior to it It is a blessing to see it in this life.

"Ah, um, I'm sorry, girl, my old man was rude, but we have never seen anyone as beautiful as a girl here, it's like a fairy descending from the sky." The old lady on the side finally woke up Come here, and then I was busy apologizing, but this apology was too fucking ridiculous.If the flower name is here, maybe Huanhuachen will be ridiculed again. A real grown man is actually recognized as a girl. He is ashamed and thrown to his grandma's house.

"Uh~ that, old lady, I'm not a girl, I'm a real man who comes out of a teapot!" Huh, Huanhuachen is so proud, whenever he lifts his skirt to show his majesty as a man, he just stands there. The person at the top of the world, all the beings all the way are willing to bow down under his gaze.

"Huh?! Yes, I'm sorry, that, young master, please come inside quickly, I'll bring water and food right now." He looked disbelieving, but looked at the piece protruding from Huanhuachen's crotch, pitiful The old aunt finally blushed, and dragged the old man who was full of love and cheering back to the back room in embarrassment.It's no wonder that she has never seen a beautiful man, but such a best in the world is really unheard of.

Having enough water and food, after giving the old couple two pills, Huanhuachen continued to go north.It wasn't that he was showing off his figure and wandering all over the hillside to seduce wolves. Who told him that he never knew the way and walked everywhere by feeling. If it wasn't for the obscene and lustful mountain god Yigou who chased him when he left the valley, I'm afraid he would still be alone now. Wandering in the mountains, I can't find the exit.

"Troublesome, troublesome...but it's really unpalatable..." Huanhuachen said to himself, and he was about to reach a place between two mountains. Thinking of the reaction of the old couple just now, he thought Do you want to change your face or something, if you meet someone again, you won't make the joke just now.But based on the perverted name, the disguise technique he taught is even more perverted.

Huayuerong is different from the effects of other disguise techniques and disguise pills, it is a disguise technique based on a set of disguise techniques.Using the formulas of the exercises, as long as one more external media is added, it is easy to change the appearance, and no one can see it except for the person who changed the appearance.That external thing can be a grass, a leaf, or even a drop of river water, as long as it is handy enough, it will be absolutely effective.However, the difficulty is that those things have to be eaten into the stomach, and the taste is more bitter and unpalatable than usual, and there is also a shortcoming after the disguise. The disguiser will emit the smell of the medium until the disguise is over. .

"Hey, forget it, one more thing is worse than one less thing, it tastes bad, it's better than being treated like a monkey." Just do what you say, Huanhuachen put down the shriveled burden, and sat down on the side of the road. , with his legs crossed up, and the disguise technique in his hands. After a while, after a barley seedling was eaten, a bland face was formed. It is small and narrow, but the look inside cannot be concealed.

After the disguise was over, Huanhuachen casually tied her long hair behind her head with a hair rope, and walked leisurely forward.His pale yellow skin is somewhat rough, like a wild child from the countryside, only his thin body tells others how thin he is.

"Little ones, give it to me." When Huanhuachen was enjoying the scenery, in the bushes beside the mountain road, a tall bearded man waved his hand to the surroundings, and there were about twenty bandit-like people. People yelled and rushed down the mountain, and soon surrounded Huanhuachen.

"Hey, this little brother, you must be very tired from walking in the summer, come on, brother, I am kind enough to help you carry your burden." One of the thin, cross-eyed uncles, before Huanhuachen could speak, the cock The claw-like hand reached out to the package on Huanhuachen's back.

Surrounded by these people all of a sudden, I was a little dazed. The only people I saw in my memory were Hua Ming and Xiao Hei, two big beauties. Such a skinny and cross-eyed uncle, the goddamn Huanhuachen is really hard to catch the eye.

"Well, this uncle, you should say that I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass by from now on, you will save money to buy roads. You beat around the bush like this, brother, I am really a little confused." This world is enough. It's crazy, I don't know who issued the order, the reform is moving forward, and the struggle requires civilization. This civilization, even literati and inkmen, is easy to say, and it requires the common people to care about it all day long. It is really a strong ear.

"Ah, oh, that's right, the little brother is still educated. I opened this road and this tree... Ouch, boss, why did you hit me?" The man punched him, and turned around a few times with stars in his eyes.

Fenghuang Mountain is an impermanent zone in this area. The six feudal clans are fighting for hegemony, and people who have been cornered from all directions gather here. They make a living as bandits, and they only rob passers-by on the road. They run rampant for hundreds of miles without anyone daring to resist.Since Heng Mo drifted to this area three years ago, because of his strong body, infinite strength, and a little bit of brain power, he has become the overlord of Phoenix Mountain.

"You are stupid. You can say whatever you are told. I haven't taught you that you have to be honest and not lose your duty." Huanhuachen sweated furiously, feeling that this was Bosi, the top bandit.At first glance, he looked like a hulky-backed man with a strong body, a stubble beard, a fleshy face, and one arm over Huanhuachen's two thighs.

"I'm sorry, little brother, we also want to eat for one bite. If the world is peaceful, we will not come out to be bandits, so hand over all the valuable things on your body, and you will not suffer from flesh and blood." Honing is vicious His eyes were wide open, and the inch-long beard around his mouth moved up and down according to the shape of his mouth, just like dancing samba. At a certain moment, Huanhuachen couldn't laugh because he wanted to laugh, his face was so red that he almost recited it. Go away.

Looking at Huanhuachen's trembling shoulders, Heng Mo thought he was afraid, so he relaxed his tone. "Cross-eyed, search out the valuables on him, and leave him two small shells, and don't make things difficult for him." Heng Mo was originally a child from the countryside. Seeing Huanhuachen's rough complexion and thin figure, Thinking of the suffering he had suffered before, sympathy overflowed, and she was ready to stop embarrassing him.

"Hey, let's talk about it, don't do it, hey, hey, my burden~don't grab it~" If Huanhuachen can be regarded as a scholar, then these people are definitely Liu Xiahui, only money is not beauty.

"Ah!!!!!!" Crosseyed roughly snatched Huanhuachen's bag, and when he opened it, he screamed, scaring the people around him into professional defense.Honing his face without changing his color, he walked forward, opened the package, and frowned slightly. To be honest, in this world where shellfish is gold, copper and iron are of top value. Seeing ten shells is already a great fortune in three lives, but a thousand shells are a string, a thousand strings are a ring, and a thousand rings are worth a tael of copper or iron. That is a great wealth, but there is actually something in this ordinary young man. Who is he with so many copper and iron coins?

"These are all yours? Who are you?" Honing was a little unbelievable. These coins could buy half of Lan Fan. So many coins were actually carried on the body of a frail young man, no one could see I can't believe it.

"Oh, these rotten pieces of metal, um, they're fine, but if you like it, I'll give it to you, anyway, it's a burden for me to carry it." One sentence stunned all the gangsters present!Dear Huanhuachen, do you know how much bloody storm this money will cause in the world?

"Cough cough cough~" Looking at Huanhuachen in disbelief, Honing now understands a little bit, dare this kid doesn't know the usefulness of these scrap copper and rotten iron, with this money, the current situation of the Six Domains will definitely be turned upside down Not only will the war become more and more fierce, but if the timing is right, maybe the world will also be unified.

"Come on, catch him and bring him back to the village. I want to interrogate him thoroughly." With a wave of his sleeves, he rolled up his bundle, and as soon as the honing order was issued, several big men lifted Huanhuachen up on his back.

"Oh, you guys are really bastards. You said that the wind is the rain. Didn't I give you everything? Why are you still kidnapping? It's unreasonable?!" But Huanhuachen's voice was drowned in the mountains Amidst the yelling of the thief, his heart sank to the bottom of the valley. If he had known, he would not have quarreled with these barbarians. The best plan was to escape with 36 tricks.Mistake! Mistake!I hope these savages don't steam him and eat him, or his escape in the rivers and lakes will be ruined.

It has been three days since he was brought back to the cottage. Huanhuachen was lying on the ground with heavy eyelids and the surroundings were pitch black. That bastard Bosi had thrown him aside since he returned to the cottage. The most favored disciple of Yinyao Valley has fallen to such a state, he is really ashamed of Huaming.

Drowsily fell asleep, suddenly awakened by the noise outside, crawled up with difficulty, Huanhuachen touched the door, listened carefully, the gatekeeper had already left, God bless, he tugged hard Thank God, the wooden door was quickly pulled open by Huanhuachen.When the light from outside came in, Huanhuachen closed his eyes with difficulty, and after getting used to the light from outside, he ran out.

The sound of killing, moaning, and crying outside resounded through the sky.Hundreds of people in different clothes held weapons made of sticks and animal teeth, and fought with a group of uniformly dressed and well-trained people.Obviously, this is the army to exterminate bandits.

Huanhuachen dodged left and right, and came to a small wooden house. The loss of body strength made him unable to move half a step, so he simply hid in the house.This is the kitchen of those bandits, and there are steaming meat buns in it. Presumably those armies are also raiding, and the bandits are too busy resisting to eat.Anyway, he was hungry, and being a guest of the cottage for a few days was not considered stolen food.Just do it, Huanhuachen gobbled it up.

It's just that if you're full, so what. If you're full, you have to have a chance to escape to be lucky. Obviously, Huanhuachen doesn't belong to that category.The cottage was quickly captured, and everyone was arrested, adults, children, and old people, without exception, were taken back to the barracks.I just heard that the cottage was so poor that the army didn't get any money.This angered the leading officer, who simply set fire to the entire cottage.

The house leak happened to be raining all night, Huanhuachen thought bitterly, but what is the situation, so many people are tied with a rope, but the person in front is Bosi from the cottage, looking at the thick big Ass, Huanhuachen just wanted to give him a kick, it's all this broom star, if he hadn't caught himself in the cottage, he wouldn't have been locked up, he wouldn't have been locked up and he wouldn't be hungry, no If he is hungry, he will not lose his strength when running away, and he will not go to the kitchen to steal food. If he does not steal food, he will not waste time. If he did not waste time, he would have escaped long ago. It won't be as embarrassing as it is now.

Alas, the heavens will send a great mission to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their will, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and meet a weak person!