Qin Huang, lie down obediently
【016】Little Wisdom 1
Seeing his face full of disappointment, he had no choice but to coax him: "I just feel bored, let's make some games. What games do you know?"
Hearing my words, Fusu's little face brightened up again, but it didn't take long for him to wilt again, "I don't know any games. I heard that other princes like to play throwing pots, but I haven't even seen it before." , I don’t know how to play.”
I sighed inwardly, although the children in the palace are nobler than others, they are extremely lonely, and their safety cannot be guaranteed.Thinking of this, I feel that he is very pitiful, and I caressed his little head, "It's okay, I don't regret that uncle taught you to play other games, okay?"
"Really?" He seemed very excited, and almost jumped up from the stool, "Uncle Buhui, is he going to teach me how to play games? Great, what shall we play?"
It suddenly occurred to me that when I was living at my grandma's house when I was a child, my grandma would always call me, my sister and my cousin to play "counting feet" together when nothing happened. 'Count your feet', this game is something no one has ever heard of, I don't regret that uncle has never taught others, do you want to play?" Actually, I don't know if others have heard of it, anyway, it's fine if Fusu doesn't know Yes, he would be interested.
"If you want to play, of course you have to play, and you can show off to others in the future. This is a game that no one else has ever played. The last time the son of Nanyong Palace came to the palace to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday, he asked me if I could play throwing pots. ,I'm furious."
Seeing his mouth full of righteous indignation, I laughed out loud: "Okay, let's enter the house now." Pushing Fusu into the house, I turned to the others and said, "You guys also come and join, this game is more fun with more people." .”
Seeing that they didn't dare to back away shyly, I pretended to be angry and reprimanded: "Master, if you enjoy yourself, it's your fault. If you don't let him have fun, be careful with your heads!"
They followed me into the house.I counted the servants, there were six in total, and asked them to prepare six cushions and place them on the ground, and asked them to take off their shoes.
The four of us men are fine, but the two maids of Fusu are women, and it is difficult to take off their shoes, so they stand there and dare not move.
It doesn't matter if one or two rules are broken, but they are ancient people after all, so it's not good to have them break the ancestral precepts, so just ask them to go to my palace and call two eunuchs, and let them wait on the sidelines.
After the six people took off their shoes and sat down, I asked the maid to bring pens and ink, and began to talk about the rules: "Let me explain the rules, listen carefully, I won't repeat it a second time." I cleared my throat, "A little while later We have to read a short poem and count the feet, whoever loses must start counting from his feet. After reading the poem, whoever puts his finger on the foot will count as the loser. People draw pictures on their faces, but the pointed foot has to retract and cannot participate in the next round of counting, understand?"
Everyone said in unison: "Understood."
"Okay, now I will teach you to read a little poem, and I will teach you how to count by the way." I pointed to my feet and started counting them counterclockwise, and I was still reciting a little poem: "Little feet, go to the world, go! Go to the beach to catch fish and shrimp, there are many fish, but the shrimp are big. Little feet, walk around the world, go to the snow mountain to pick lotus, I am not afraid of the ice and snow cold, whoever I point to will be unlucky." After counting, he pointed to the seat separated from me. A little eunuch's foot, let him count clockwise from that foot.
I forgot a little poem in the middle, and I reminded him next to him. When he finished counting, he just pointed to the little feet of Fusu who was sitting diagonally opposite me. I rubbed my hands and smiled badly, "Hey! The eldest son lost Oh, to be punished."
He nodded stubbornly, then stretched out his small face, "Come on, let's draw."
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He just tapped a small dot on Fusu's face, which happened to be under the corner of his mouth. It was so dark that it looked like a matchmaker on TV. I pressed my chest to hold back my laughter, and then I couldn't hold back my stomach and burst out laughing Most of the other people held back their voices and didn't dare to laugh. Seeing me so unrecognizable, they all burst out laughing.
It made Fusu purse her small mouth as if she was about to cry, so I sat up straight, rubbed my face, and tried my best not to laugh, so that other people naturally didn't dare to laugh either.
Then it was Fusu who started counting, he shrank one little foot and began to stutter a little poem, and at the end of the count was another little eunuch, Fusu drew a big five-petal flower on his face with a sly smile
Others laughed more exaggeratedly than me when they saw this, and it was my turn after a few minutes. The little eunuch who pointed at me didn’t dare. I told him it’s okay and let him draw. A "tear mole".
I also asked the maid to take a look in the mirror, "Well, yes, it is much more charming, the king will definitely like it, and when the king comes back, let him give you a big reward." I said it very generously.
The little eunuch hurriedly knelt down to thank him, I waved my hand and said to continue, I retracted one foot and started counting down, and stopped on Fusu's only foot after counting.I smiled treacherously, and took a scribe (Qin Chao's writing brush) to draw a black dot on the tip of his nose, and drew three strands of "beard" on his cheeks, and the real version of Hello Kitty came out.
I took the bronze mirror and asked him to take a picture of himself, and when he looked at himself in the mirror, he smiled disregarding his image, his cheeks were flushed, he was already cute, but now he looks more like a kitty cat.
After laughing and counting down, most of the feet were retracted, leaving only two people, let them paint on each other's face, one stroke and two strokes, the two actually struggled, and then the two There was no normal skin on his face, and it was all black ink.Leaving only two pairs of black and white eyes, we laughed so hard.
Fusu ran directly to me and nestled in my arms and laughed, choking on his saliva and coughing. I stroked his back and let the others wash their faces. After a while, he came again, but just as I was about to speak, there was a very big door. An untimely voice: "What are you playing, you are smiling so happily, can you let me join in?"
Yo!Wang actually can say this?It's incredible!
The others were stunned for a moment when they saw Zhao Zheng coming, and then quickly got up and knelt down to salute, "See my king."
Without getting up, I tilted my head and smiled at him, "Wang really wants to join?"
He pursed his lips tightly when he saw the black ink painted on my face, and it took him a while to answer: "So what if I join, I'm afraid you won't succeed?"
Hearing my words, Fusu's little face brightened up again, but it didn't take long for him to wilt again, "I don't know any games. I heard that other princes like to play throwing pots, but I haven't even seen it before." , I don’t know how to play.”
I sighed inwardly, although the children in the palace are nobler than others, they are extremely lonely, and their safety cannot be guaranteed.Thinking of this, I feel that he is very pitiful, and I caressed his little head, "It's okay, I don't regret that uncle taught you to play other games, okay?"
"Really?" He seemed very excited, and almost jumped up from the stool, "Uncle Buhui, is he going to teach me how to play games? Great, what shall we play?"
It suddenly occurred to me that when I was living at my grandma's house when I was a child, my grandma would always call me, my sister and my cousin to play "counting feet" together when nothing happened. 'Count your feet', this game is something no one has ever heard of, I don't regret that uncle has never taught others, do you want to play?" Actually, I don't know if others have heard of it, anyway, it's fine if Fusu doesn't know Yes, he would be interested.
"If you want to play, of course you have to play, and you can show off to others in the future. This is a game that no one else has ever played. The last time the son of Nanyong Palace came to the palace to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday, he asked me if I could play throwing pots. ,I'm furious."
Seeing his mouth full of righteous indignation, I laughed out loud: "Okay, let's enter the house now." Pushing Fusu into the house, I turned to the others and said, "You guys also come and join, this game is more fun with more people." .”
Seeing that they didn't dare to back away shyly, I pretended to be angry and reprimanded: "Master, if you enjoy yourself, it's your fault. If you don't let him have fun, be careful with your heads!"
They followed me into the house.I counted the servants, there were six in total, and asked them to prepare six cushions and place them on the ground, and asked them to take off their shoes.
The four of us men are fine, but the two maids of Fusu are women, and it is difficult to take off their shoes, so they stand there and dare not move.
It doesn't matter if one or two rules are broken, but they are ancient people after all, so it's not good to have them break the ancestral precepts, so just ask them to go to my palace and call two eunuchs, and let them wait on the sidelines.
After the six people took off their shoes and sat down, I asked the maid to bring pens and ink, and began to talk about the rules: "Let me explain the rules, listen carefully, I won't repeat it a second time." I cleared my throat, "A little while later We have to read a short poem and count the feet, whoever loses must start counting from his feet. After reading the poem, whoever puts his finger on the foot will count as the loser. People draw pictures on their faces, but the pointed foot has to retract and cannot participate in the next round of counting, understand?"
Everyone said in unison: "Understood."
"Okay, now I will teach you to read a little poem, and I will teach you how to count by the way." I pointed to my feet and started counting them counterclockwise, and I was still reciting a little poem: "Little feet, go to the world, go! Go to the beach to catch fish and shrimp, there are many fish, but the shrimp are big. Little feet, walk around the world, go to the snow mountain to pick lotus, I am not afraid of the ice and snow cold, whoever I point to will be unlucky." After counting, he pointed to the seat separated from me. A little eunuch's foot, let him count clockwise from that foot.
I forgot a little poem in the middle, and I reminded him next to him. When he finished counting, he just pointed to the little feet of Fusu who was sitting diagonally opposite me. I rubbed my hands and smiled badly, "Hey! The eldest son lost Oh, to be punished."
He nodded stubbornly, then stretched out his small face, "Come on, let's draw."
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
He just tapped a small dot on Fusu's face, which happened to be under the corner of his mouth. It was so dark that it looked like a matchmaker on TV. I pressed my chest to hold back my laughter, and then I couldn't hold back my stomach and burst out laughing Most of the other people held back their voices and didn't dare to laugh. Seeing me so unrecognizable, they all burst out laughing.
It made Fusu purse her small mouth as if she was about to cry, so I sat up straight, rubbed my face, and tried my best not to laugh, so that other people naturally didn't dare to laugh either.
Then it was Fusu who started counting, he shrank one little foot and began to stutter a little poem, and at the end of the count was another little eunuch, Fusu drew a big five-petal flower on his face with a sly smile
Others laughed more exaggeratedly than me when they saw this, and it was my turn after a few minutes. The little eunuch who pointed at me didn’t dare. I told him it’s okay and let him draw. A "tear mole".
I also asked the maid to take a look in the mirror, "Well, yes, it is much more charming, the king will definitely like it, and when the king comes back, let him give you a big reward." I said it very generously.
The little eunuch hurriedly knelt down to thank him, I waved my hand and said to continue, I retracted one foot and started counting down, and stopped on Fusu's only foot after counting.I smiled treacherously, and took a scribe (Qin Chao's writing brush) to draw a black dot on the tip of his nose, and drew three strands of "beard" on his cheeks, and the real version of Hello Kitty came out.
I took the bronze mirror and asked him to take a picture of himself, and when he looked at himself in the mirror, he smiled disregarding his image, his cheeks were flushed, he was already cute, but now he looks more like a kitty cat.
After laughing and counting down, most of the feet were retracted, leaving only two people, let them paint on each other's face, one stroke and two strokes, the two actually struggled, and then the two There was no normal skin on his face, and it was all black ink.Leaving only two pairs of black and white eyes, we laughed so hard.
Fusu ran directly to me and nestled in my arms and laughed, choking on his saliva and coughing. I stroked his back and let the others wash their faces. After a while, he came again, but just as I was about to speak, there was a very big door. An untimely voice: "What are you playing, you are smiling so happily, can you let me join in?"
Yo!Wang actually can say this?It's incredible!
The others were stunned for a moment when they saw Zhao Zheng coming, and then quickly got up and knelt down to salute, "See my king."
Without getting up, I tilted my head and smiled at him, "Wang really wants to join?"
He pursed his lips tightly when he saw the black ink painted on my face, and it took him a while to answer: "So what if I join, I'm afraid you won't succeed?"
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