did you see my dad

When Huali came, it happened to be the time for them to get off work.

Kunikida and Dazai were at the end, and because they took a case before, Ranpo and Tanizaki brothers and sisters were not in the detective agency, so the office where the three were located was extremely empty.

In front of strangers, Huali blushed with embarrassment because her stomach kept growling, Kunikida put the rice ball in her hand: "It's okay, eat it."

Although Kunikida's impression of Huali was still at the door grabbing Dazai's neckline and shaking, she could feel the kindness of the other party behind the glasses.And another...

The lazy-looking young man didn't make any comments, which meant he agreed.

Without further rejection, Huali held the rice ball with both hands and ate it reservedly. Kunikida stared at the dumb hair on her head and shook it happily, especially when she ate the crab meat in the rice ball, her eyes were shining.

Unlike port mafia who deliberately sent over to find fault.

However, her commission was too embarrassing, Kunikida sighed, it would be nice if Ranpo was here.

I'm not afraid that he won't be able to find anyone, but I'm afraid that he'll be too troublesome to accept such an unchallenging commission.

"The president isn't here either..." he muttered in a low voice, and Dazai also echoed, "So you want to promise her?"

Dazai Osamu, who showed a cat expression, spread his palms and asked his partner the current question: "Are you ready to be a mother, Kunikida-kun~ After all, this child should have nowhere to go."

Noticing that Huali stopped chewing, she solemnly put the rice balls in her bag into the bag, as if trying to sell herself like a salesman: "Huali is very good, I can sleep on the floor—"

She pointed to the floor of the office, and Kunikida raised his forehead: "It's not like that..."

Thinking that he would not agree, Huali took another step back and pointed to the location of their door: "Then Huali can also sleep in the corridor."

Kunikida took a deep breath: "I didn't mean that."

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and did not participate in this conversation, making it clear that he did not want to care about it and left it to his partner.

Kunikida was worried for the first time.

If this child is messing around, maybe he can persuade himself to send her to the police station to let them solve the matter, but Huali is not good, she doesn't have the same temper as other children of the same age, and she is even willing to regress to work for them .

"Although I don't have any money," Osamu Dazai returned the conch pearls to her, and Kunikida didn't take such things. Huali was in trouble for a while, but fortunately she suddenly remembered how adults make money, and patted her chest to Kunikida Guaranteed, "Mr. Detective, Huali can do a lot of things! Cleaning and other things are fine!"

After finishing speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to get a broom to clean the office.

Kunikida would definitely not want a child of a few years old to do such a thing.

"Okay." Kunikida held down her hand holding the broom, with a heavy expression on his face.

He doesn't suspect now that this is the plan of the port mafia, but a despicable plan of other companies who want to report on their use of child labor and drive them out.

Huali withdrew her hand embarrassingly, and stood straight in front of Kunikida: "Then Mr. Detective, can you help me find my father?"

It was getting late outside, and purple clouds were floating at the end of the sky. Dazai Osamu came out and leaned against the door, seeing Kunikida silently and lazily said: "I think it's good to work part-time."

Kunikida opened his eyes wide and couldn't believe that he would agree to such an outrageous condition: "Dazai..."

"Life is boring," the young man in bandages sighed, and then revealed his purpose. It was still the trickster Dazai Kunikida knew. It will definitely be rich."

Perhaps because she heard Osamu Dazai speaking for her, despite the impure purpose, she walked up to Osamu Dazai and nodded vigorously: "I will work hard!"

Osamu Dazai: Pfft

"What a brat, aren't you afraid that we will sell you?" The bandaged youth smiled and played with the stupid hair on her head with his fingers, never tired of it.

Huali also laughed, and she shook her head firmly: "You won't."

"I can feel that you are good people."

Huali grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand that had been withdrawn from her head because she had issued a good friend card, and when she saw the bandage on it, she stared at it for a while before she said, "It smells like blood."

The iris-colored eyes stared at her deeply.

Osamu Dazai snatched his hand back from her fingers without a trace.

Kunikida sensed that the atmosphere was not right, he closed the door with a stern face, and motioned Huali to follow him: "Since Dazai said so, the Armed Detective Agency has agreed to your commission."

Dazai put on a bad face: "Can I regret it?"

Kunikida pushed his face away: "Of course not."

Hana happily followed behind Kunikida, I don't know if it was intentional, Dazai Osamu walked very fast, in order to catch up with him, Hana almost had to trot to keep up with their pace, but her panting still made her Kunikida couldn't ignore it, he knelt down and hugged her stiffly in his arms.

At first, I thought there would be some resistance, since she was a stranger after all, but Huali accepted it well, or she gladly accepted the free "scooter" after just looking at each other for a second. She put her hands on the man's shoulders to stabilize her body , She is already used to doing this kind of thing, and she is particularly skilled.

Dazai glanced at her.

When the sky darkened, they finally arrived at the dormitory.

She met with Yosano Akiko with a glass of wine, and her eyes passed over Dazai Osamu and landed on the child in Kunikida's arms.

"That... what?" she questioned.

Facing the only doctor in the detective agency, Kunikida didn't answer right away out of fear of her abilities.

Dazai Osamu, who was standing in front, took it easy and guided Yosano Akiko into his trap: "Don't you think this hair color looks familiar?"

Yosano Akiko squinted her eyes, as if trying to figure out the meaning of the words that Dazai Osamu said: "President...?"

Yo Xie Ye, who had a butterfly clip in his hair, seemed to have heard something terrible: "Don't tell me..."

"Bingo!" Osamu Dazai continued to lie without changing his face with a face that you guessed right, "The child came to the door, and this is the proof!"

Kunikida held the baby in one hand, and the cross between his foreheads grew bigger and bigger. Finally, he couldn't listen anymore and grabbed Dazai's collar and shook him back and forth, scolding him in a rough voice: "Stinky boy, stop talking nonsense!!"

The bandaged young man who had been shaken into noodles leaned against the wall like a bone, and Huali stretched out his hand in a daze to help. Even in this situation, Huali was still held firmly by him. It can be seen that this former math teacher Amazing strength.

After the chaos ended, Kunikida knelt down and put Huali down.

He pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose with his middle finger, and said about her seriously: "Because she has nowhere to go after receiving the commission, so she can only be brought to the dormitory for the time being..."

Yosano Akiko was already squatting in front of Huali, observing her.

"This hair color," she seemed to have not come out of the shock just now, and added her own doubts to Osamu Dazai's words, "It is very similar to the president. Could it be the president's... illegitimate daughter?" ?”

Kunikida thumped the wall angrily: "You all have to be more serious!! How could the president have a daughter!!"

Osamu Dazai said leisurely: "Kunikida, do you mean that the president will be single for the rest of his life?"

Kunikida, who was misunderstood, was like an erupting volcano, and when he attacked Osamu Dazai, he was held back by a small hand.

Huali took his hand and smiled: "Mr. Detective, don't be angry, you will get wrinkles."

After speaking, he pinched the skin at the end of his eyes to make wrinkles.

The volcano was extinguished in one fell swoop.

You Xie Ye looked back calmly, recalling the president's naturally stinky face in his mind, and said meaningfully: "I can believe that she is not the president's daughter."

Dazai Osamu suggested with a smile: "How about we arrive at the office ahead of the president tomorrow?"

"It's a rare opportunity to see the change in the president's expression."

It was an offer that no one could refuse.

But now—

"So, where does she sleep today?" Kunikida asked.

"Of course I slept with you, Mother Kunikida~" This was Dazai who deserved a beating.

After drinking the last sip of wine with Xie Ye, Yu Guangzhong's child went to a strange place and leaned against the wall cautiously, looking past them one by one, as if waiting for her to deal with her.

That little look, somewhat pitiful.

"Let me do it."

When she said this, Kunikida relaxed a lot, but at the same time, she remembered that the doctor put some dangerous weapons in his bag in order to use his ability to save people, such as chainsaws... He didn't Knowing what it was like in her room, she still said a word: "Those things of yours... won't scare her..."

"Do you want to come in and take a look?" Yu Xie Ye squinted at him, the corners of his mouth curved into a strange arc, and his body exuded a seemingly invisible murderous aura.

Kunikida dragged Osamu Dazai back several meters, bent down and said loudly: "Then I will trouble Dr. Yosano!"

Huali looked at the woman with a strange smile, but she wasn't afraid.

When she withdrew her smile and looked at Huali, the child's eyes were bulging under the warm yellow light of the corridor.

Yosano: Huh?

Huali clapped her little hands and sincerely applauded her: "My sister is so amazing!"

You Xie Ye closed his eyes and brushed the ends of his hair next to his cheeks, the corners of his mouth curled up: "It's okay."

"Now—" She looked down at the child, finally bent down and reached out to pick her up and walked into the room, "It's your problem to be solved."

Girls are still different from boys.

He Xie Ye fully armed and gave her a fragrant bath with water, even her little feet were fragrant.

She wrapped her up in a bath towel and threw her on the bed, then opened the closet to look at her dress, as if she had encountered a big problem and meditated: "Here, it seems that there are no clothes for you to wear..."

Wrapped in a bath towel, Huali, like a chrysalis, leaned over and talked to Xie Ye: "It's okay, Huali can wear her previous clothes."

This is unacceptable to Xie Ye.

The clothes are all dirty and must not be worn again.

Even if it is washed tonight, it may not be dry the next day.

She seemed to be full of fighting power in an instant, looking for a suitable dress in the closet to put on her: "No!"

It's just that, after more than half an hour, she finally found two barely wearable clothes. When she turned her head, Huali rolled to the side of the bed, her little face was still flushed from the bath, and her bright eyes were focused on her.

Xie Ye walked over with the clothes in his arms, poked her face with his finger, Huali giggled.

Yu Xie Ye blushed slightly: cute and wanted to continue poking.

But because there was still a major event waiting for her, she had no choice but to give up playing with the child. She found a needle and thread, and decided to temporarily modify one by herself.

Half an hour later, Yosano looked at the waste cloth in his hand and fell into deep thought.

Sure enough, she is not this material.

Kunikida, who had just cleaned up, took off his glasses, and opened the knocked door with his brows pinched. Seeing Yosano's gloomy face, he lowered his voice: "Is something wrong?"

Yu Xie Ye showed him the rag, his expression still grim: "How is your handwork?"

Kunikida broke out in a cold sweat: "It's okay..."

"That's up to you, Kunikida." She stuffed all the fabric into his arms, "The child's clothes are left to you."

Kunikida watched Yosano's back without turning his head: "Hey!"

But the black and white fabric was given... Kunikida Fue, why did he have to leave this kind of thing to him!

Although he felt a headache, Kunikida, who thought he was upright, started his handwork: the shirt was made smaller, and the black fabric could be made into a skirt. After three or four hours of tossing, he managed to make a black and white skirt.

but--

Kunikida lifted up the skirt and took a closer look. Because of the extra fabric, he simply made it into a suspender skirt, so the result is...

The déjà vu of maid outfits.

Forget it, I'm sleepy.

Kunikida didn't try to remedy it, and simply gave the clothes to Akiko Yosano, who was well received: "It's not bad."

"So-so." Kunikida was modest, but his body was honest, for example, the upturned corners of his mouth couldn't be suppressed.

Xie Ye compared the size of the skirt with Huali's body, and it was almost the right size. Although there were some minor flaws, it was at least wearable.

There was a sudden urge to dress up dolls in her heart, and now she could understand the psychology of little girls who like to dress up Barbie dolls, it really is very interesting.

Huali changed into a dress, just above her ankles, a white dress and a black dress, with the little flying sleeves on the suspenders curling up cutely.

Yosano Akiko squinted her eyes and took two photos, but felt that something was missing, rummaged through the box to find a cat ear headband and put it on her head.

"It's really suitable," Xie Ye was already immersed in the joy of dressing Huali, "it's really good, I'll wear it like this tomorrow."

Huali, who had new clothes on, also nodded happily.

Just before dawn, Osamu Dazai knocked on her door. Facing the anger of the woman who came out with a chainsaw in hand, the bandaged young man grabbed the arm of his partner beside him and reminded her nervously: "Didn't we agree to go out early?" , arrived before the president?"

The anger on the woman subsided.

Huali pouted her butt and slept soundly.Yosano Akiko changed her clothes for her, Huali slowly woke up but was still awake, hugged her neck coquettishly and leaned over to kiss her.

Yosano Akiko carried her out with her body stiff.

Kunikida noticed her strangeness, and pointed out that something was wrong with her straight-forwardly: "Why are you blushing?"

Turning their heads with Xie Ye, they couldn't ignore the residual touch on their faces: "...it's nothing."

Kunikida: You make people more suspicious of what evil you have done!

Osamu Dazai saw the saliva marks left on Yosano's face, but he didn't tell his partner the reason.

On the way, Huali woke up yawning, but she snuggled into Yosano Akiko's arms familiarly, showing a sweet smile: "Good morning~"

Kunikida saw that his doctor's expression had changed as if he had been captured, and he and Osamu Dazai bit their ears: "Do you think she has changed?"

Osamu Dazai stared meaningfully at the skillful child in Xie Ye's arms: "Maybe you are wrong."

Kunikida didn't give up, but when he got to the office and found that they were the first people to come, he didn't know why he sneaked in with Huali.

Huali yawned beside her.

Kunikida stuffed her hand with a small bun, which was about the size of her little hand.

"You eat first," Kunikida, who obviously didn't intend to participate in this matter, felt uneasy, "If you want anything, you can tell me."

Huali thanked her sweetly, and ate the bun like a little squirrel.

Kunikida tidied the cat ear headband on top of her head for her, then returned to her office with a guilty conscience and waited for the president to arrive.

Osamu Dazai reminded him with a smirk: "Don't talk for a while."

Within 10 minutes, the president really came. He was a middle-aged man wearing a kimono with a majestic face, but his steady and handsome appearance was still intact.

And the moment he came in, he noticed the difference.

There seems to be one more person here.