Buddhist villains wash the white daily [quick wear]
Chapter 24 Extra Story 1: Drunk Yan Yan, You Are My Wife
Extra episode [-]: Drunk Yan Yan
Ever since Gu Yan was tricked into going to the bar by Jiang Bai, he has been indifferent to this kind of place full of wine and meat, and always takes a detour to the red light district of the imperial capital.
I would rather take an extra hour of detour than step into the so-called land of indulgence.
Lu Gang was very satisfied with this at first, and felt that there was something good about those places, not to mention teaching bad children, and the people inside were all mediocre and vulgar.Yingying Yanyan, just don't hang around his family Yanyan.
Before receiving a call, Lu Gang really thought so——
This is a very beautiful night, the wind and the moon are beautiful, quiet and beautiful.
Lu Gang received a call from his family to go out to socialize at night, and he picked it up in a good mood.
"Brother, why don't you play with me!"
"Brother, you hate~"
At that time, Lu Gang didn't realize what bad news it was, so he listened to the person on the phone talking to him.
"Boom? Your wife is drunk."
Lu Gang: "..."
You are afraid that you are missing my 800-meter thunderbolt, subduing the tiger and subduing the dragon with a majestic punch.
Call me porter?
Where xd to drink with my wife?
You don't deserve the surname Lu if your father Lu dies :)
Lu Gang, with a barrage of [-] in his heart, rushed to the scene of the overturned car, and watched his daughter-in-law huddled in the corner drunkenly, wishing she could just drill a crack along the ground, her cowardly and cowardly appearance was the same as those who hugged the little girl. The pole can't be found.
"Hey, boss Lu is here to pick up his wife?"
Some people made jokes without fear of death, and some even blew whistles like booing.
Lu Gang thought of your old mother in his heart, and stretched out his hand to sneak out the most joking and joking one among the group, and punched him to the ground with his backhand.
Maybe he didn't expect that Lu Gang would be so stubborn, he wouldn't even give some face to everyone present.Immediately, someone's complexion was not very good-looking, and the scene suddenly became a little stiff.
"You guys, bring my wife here for a drink?"
The tone didn't sound like asking them to bring someone to drink, as if they would beat them up if they responded.
Everyone suddenly became a little sober. Seeing Boss Lu's look about to go crazy, they suddenly realized what the hell they did.
They tricked Lu Gang's wife into drinking at the bar! !
Originally, he just planned to get closer to Gu Yan, so that he could hug Lu Gang's golden thigh and share a share of the pie.It's good now, the person in front of me seems to want to beat them all one by one,
Don't talk about hugging thighs, I guess I'm going to offend someone?
"Haha... What did Mr. Lu say, we are just exchanging emotions with Ling Zheng."
"Yes, yes, let's exchange emotions..."
Lu Gang had a half-smile but not a smile: "Picking up girls' feelings?"
Lu Gang looked at these people, and compared all the small books in his heart one by one.Then she leaned over and hugged the whole little daughter-in-law tightly, so that she could sleep on her chest more comfortably.
"Don't bother everyone."
Lu Gang had a charming smile on his face, and before going out, he didn't forget to step on the hand of the beaten man lying on the ground, and walked over with a "creak".
The clear sound of bones cracking sounds scary.
"How did you get so drunk?"
After placing the person in the position, Lu Gang definitely did not dare to treat Gu Yan with the same attitude as he did to those people, so he took the wine bottle from the person's arms and closed the car door.
When Lu Gang threw away the bottle and got on the bus from the other side, he saw someone who was sleeping with his eyes closed opened his eyes and looked at him accusingly. A pout is about to cry.
"You threw my wine..."
The young man's hoarse voice was mixed with a touch of lingering after drinking, and he whined and complained like this, scratching people's heart like a cat's paw.
"The bottle of wine has been drunk..."
"I don't care, I don't care! The bastard who threw me wine will have no sons in his next life!"
Gu Yan was so drunk that he guessed that he didn't even know who the person in front of him was. Lu Gang wanted to laugh, so he approached Gu Yan's ear and asked softly.
"I'm with you...how can I have cubs?" They are all men and can't have children.
"Because I can give birth!"
Gu Yan patted his chest and said something surprising, with a domineering look on his face, he shouldered this heavy and long-term responsibility, with an expression of "I'm awesome".
Gu Yan rolled his eyes, and saw Lu Gang's expression of disbelief: "What are you looking at, have you never seen a child?"
Lu Gang was very sincere: "I haven't seen it." I've never seen a man give birth.
"How come I haven't seen it before?" Gu Yan's eyes widened, staring at him as if meeting the heartbroken man in front of him for the first time.
"Baby, aren't you papa's cub?"
Lu Gang was jealous: "..." This is probably not a fake daughter-in-law.
The system laughed like a dog in his head: [Hahahahahaha md Lu Gang, you are Gu Yan's son! 】
[Oh, tui. 】
Lu Gang felt that Gu Yan was really drunk, and when he drove home, the little drunk was still rebutting him righteously.
"Why can't I give birth!"
"...Because you are my wife."
Gu Yan suddenly fell silent, and there was no sound for a long time.
Just when Lu Gang felt that he had finally finished his drunken madness and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, a pair of "weak and boneless" hands climbed up on the other side, and an unconscious person blew into his ear.
"Daughter-in-law, you have to take good care of me tonight."
Lu Gang: "..." Did you make a mistake in positioning yourself?
Lu Gangpi smiled bluntly: "My dear, I will serve you well tonight."
Immediately, Gu Yan was picked up by someone, and he huddled into a ball in the man's arms, moving around restlessly.
"I don't take a shower... I don't take a shower!"
"If you dare not take a shower, I will throw you out."
Lu Gang threw his little daughter-in-law into the bathroom, and waited on the bed for his cub to go to sleep after taking a bath.
As a result, after waiting for a long time, Gu Yan did not come out of the bathroom, and it was so quiet that there was not even the sound of water, it was unbelievably quiet.
"Yanyan...?"
When Lu Gang opened the door suspiciously, he found Gu Yan hiding in the bathtub.Half of the clothes on his body were wet from the shower, and he was sobbing in the bathtub, with red eye circles like an abandoned puppy.
Lu Gang said instantly, "Yanyan doesn't cry, Yanyan is good!"
He took out the messed-up man from the bathtub, hugged him on his lap, saw the young man crying and convulsed, and said to himself that next time he should never let him drink.
"Why is Yanyan crying?"
These words sounded like coaxing a child, but he just watched Gu Yan put his wet arms around Lu Gang's neck, nestling in the other's neck, acting like a baby.
"Whoa, whoa, you're going to throw me out..."
It's not easy for Lu Gang to argue with the drunks now, so he just added a note to the few people who brought Gu Yan to drink in his little book.
"Who is going to lose Yanyan? Isn't Yanyan so obedient?"
As Lu Hang said, he also "tweeted" Gu Yan's face, wishing he could hold him in his palm and protect him.
Helping Gu Yan take off the clothes on his body, after taking a good bath, the whole body is rolled up and stuffed into the quilt, wrapped into a silkworm baby that looks like a chrysalis.
"Landside..."
Gu Yan didn't even open his eyes, just yelling into the air.
"……What's wrong?"
Lu Gang closed his eyes and opened them again, the mist and sleepiness in his eyes made his brain dull, and he could only look at Gu Yan who was sleeping next to him in a daze.
Then Gu Yan stopped talking, and his steady breathing seemed to be just a harmless dream.
When Lu Gang closed his eyes again and was about to go back to sleep, he heard another dream talk from the people around him.
"You are my wife..."
The author has something to say:
Lu Gang: Tonight is another sleepless night!
#From my daughter-in-law he may want to counterattack the sorrow#
Ever since Gu Yan was tricked into going to the bar by Jiang Bai, he has been indifferent to this kind of place full of wine and meat, and always takes a detour to the red light district of the imperial capital.
I would rather take an extra hour of detour than step into the so-called land of indulgence.
Lu Gang was very satisfied with this at first, and felt that there was something good about those places, not to mention teaching bad children, and the people inside were all mediocre and vulgar.Yingying Yanyan, just don't hang around his family Yanyan.
Before receiving a call, Lu Gang really thought so——
This is a very beautiful night, the wind and the moon are beautiful, quiet and beautiful.
Lu Gang received a call from his family to go out to socialize at night, and he picked it up in a good mood.
"Brother, why don't you play with me!"
"Brother, you hate~"
At that time, Lu Gang didn't realize what bad news it was, so he listened to the person on the phone talking to him.
"Boom? Your wife is drunk."
Lu Gang: "..."
You are afraid that you are missing my 800-meter thunderbolt, subduing the tiger and subduing the dragon with a majestic punch.
Call me porter?
Where xd to drink with my wife?
You don't deserve the surname Lu if your father Lu dies :)
Lu Gang, with a barrage of [-] in his heart, rushed to the scene of the overturned car, and watched his daughter-in-law huddled in the corner drunkenly, wishing she could just drill a crack along the ground, her cowardly and cowardly appearance was the same as those who hugged the little girl. The pole can't be found.
"Hey, boss Lu is here to pick up his wife?"
Some people made jokes without fear of death, and some even blew whistles like booing.
Lu Gang thought of your old mother in his heart, and stretched out his hand to sneak out the most joking and joking one among the group, and punched him to the ground with his backhand.
Maybe he didn't expect that Lu Gang would be so stubborn, he wouldn't even give some face to everyone present.Immediately, someone's complexion was not very good-looking, and the scene suddenly became a little stiff.
"You guys, bring my wife here for a drink?"
The tone didn't sound like asking them to bring someone to drink, as if they would beat them up if they responded.
Everyone suddenly became a little sober. Seeing Boss Lu's look about to go crazy, they suddenly realized what the hell they did.
They tricked Lu Gang's wife into drinking at the bar! !
Originally, he just planned to get closer to Gu Yan, so that he could hug Lu Gang's golden thigh and share a share of the pie.It's good now, the person in front of me seems to want to beat them all one by one,
Don't talk about hugging thighs, I guess I'm going to offend someone?
"Haha... What did Mr. Lu say, we are just exchanging emotions with Ling Zheng."
"Yes, yes, let's exchange emotions..."
Lu Gang had a half-smile but not a smile: "Picking up girls' feelings?"
Lu Gang looked at these people, and compared all the small books in his heart one by one.Then she leaned over and hugged the whole little daughter-in-law tightly, so that she could sleep on her chest more comfortably.
"Don't bother everyone."
Lu Gang had a charming smile on his face, and before going out, he didn't forget to step on the hand of the beaten man lying on the ground, and walked over with a "creak".
The clear sound of bones cracking sounds scary.
"How did you get so drunk?"
After placing the person in the position, Lu Gang definitely did not dare to treat Gu Yan with the same attitude as he did to those people, so he took the wine bottle from the person's arms and closed the car door.
When Lu Gang threw away the bottle and got on the bus from the other side, he saw someone who was sleeping with his eyes closed opened his eyes and looked at him accusingly. A pout is about to cry.
"You threw my wine..."
The young man's hoarse voice was mixed with a touch of lingering after drinking, and he whined and complained like this, scratching people's heart like a cat's paw.
"The bottle of wine has been drunk..."
"I don't care, I don't care! The bastard who threw me wine will have no sons in his next life!"
Gu Yan was so drunk that he guessed that he didn't even know who the person in front of him was. Lu Gang wanted to laugh, so he approached Gu Yan's ear and asked softly.
"I'm with you...how can I have cubs?" They are all men and can't have children.
"Because I can give birth!"
Gu Yan patted his chest and said something surprising, with a domineering look on his face, he shouldered this heavy and long-term responsibility, with an expression of "I'm awesome".
Gu Yan rolled his eyes, and saw Lu Gang's expression of disbelief: "What are you looking at, have you never seen a child?"
Lu Gang was very sincere: "I haven't seen it." I've never seen a man give birth.
"How come I haven't seen it before?" Gu Yan's eyes widened, staring at him as if meeting the heartbroken man in front of him for the first time.
"Baby, aren't you papa's cub?"
Lu Gang was jealous: "..." This is probably not a fake daughter-in-law.
The system laughed like a dog in his head: [Hahahahahaha md Lu Gang, you are Gu Yan's son! 】
[Oh, tui. 】
Lu Gang felt that Gu Yan was really drunk, and when he drove home, the little drunk was still rebutting him righteously.
"Why can't I give birth!"
"...Because you are my wife."
Gu Yan suddenly fell silent, and there was no sound for a long time.
Just when Lu Gang felt that he had finally finished his drunken madness and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, a pair of "weak and boneless" hands climbed up on the other side, and an unconscious person blew into his ear.
"Daughter-in-law, you have to take good care of me tonight."
Lu Gang: "..." Did you make a mistake in positioning yourself?
Lu Gangpi smiled bluntly: "My dear, I will serve you well tonight."
Immediately, Gu Yan was picked up by someone, and he huddled into a ball in the man's arms, moving around restlessly.
"I don't take a shower... I don't take a shower!"
"If you dare not take a shower, I will throw you out."
Lu Gang threw his little daughter-in-law into the bathroom, and waited on the bed for his cub to go to sleep after taking a bath.
As a result, after waiting for a long time, Gu Yan did not come out of the bathroom, and it was so quiet that there was not even the sound of water, it was unbelievably quiet.
"Yanyan...?"
When Lu Gang opened the door suspiciously, he found Gu Yan hiding in the bathtub.Half of the clothes on his body were wet from the shower, and he was sobbing in the bathtub, with red eye circles like an abandoned puppy.
Lu Gang said instantly, "Yanyan doesn't cry, Yanyan is good!"
He took out the messed-up man from the bathtub, hugged him on his lap, saw the young man crying and convulsed, and said to himself that next time he should never let him drink.
"Why is Yanyan crying?"
These words sounded like coaxing a child, but he just watched Gu Yan put his wet arms around Lu Gang's neck, nestling in the other's neck, acting like a baby.
"Whoa, whoa, you're going to throw me out..."
It's not easy for Lu Gang to argue with the drunks now, so he just added a note to the few people who brought Gu Yan to drink in his little book.
"Who is going to lose Yanyan? Isn't Yanyan so obedient?"
As Lu Hang said, he also "tweeted" Gu Yan's face, wishing he could hold him in his palm and protect him.
Helping Gu Yan take off the clothes on his body, after taking a good bath, the whole body is rolled up and stuffed into the quilt, wrapped into a silkworm baby that looks like a chrysalis.
"Landside..."
Gu Yan didn't even open his eyes, just yelling into the air.
"……What's wrong?"
Lu Gang closed his eyes and opened them again, the mist and sleepiness in his eyes made his brain dull, and he could only look at Gu Yan who was sleeping next to him in a daze.
Then Gu Yan stopped talking, and his steady breathing seemed to be just a harmless dream.
When Lu Gang closed his eyes again and was about to go back to sleep, he heard another dream talk from the people around him.
"You are my wife..."
The author has something to say:
Lu Gang: Tonight is another sleepless night!
#From my daughter-in-law he may want to counterattack the sorrow#
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