As a screenwriter, I don't understand you very well

Qian Yuche stared blankly at the swaying figure not far away, feeling hopeless in life (?).

Dazai, you... (Pain Mask.jpg)

But hanging on the tree at this time, there must be something... (in fact, there is nothing) so he still has to take a look.

But before Qian Yuche opened his mouth, Ye Yinghou and the others followed the young man's gaze and saw the man in the sand-colored windbreaker who was tied around his neck by a rope and hung from a tree.

Wu Huai said nervously, speaking fast: "! There is a person hanging from a tree...! Something will happen if this continues!!!"

The three of them looked at each other with seriousness and seriousness in their eyes.

Even Director Zhong, who was watching the screen from a distance, fell silent.Human life is never a trivial matter.According to the way of hanging on the tree... Tsk.

The silver-haired boy twitched the corners of his mouth.

Among other things, it's just about vitality... Sometimes he even felt that Dazai also had an ability called [Unable to Suicide].

Although Dazai definitely dislikes this skill.

Every time, when others do things that are almost 99% taken away by the god of death, such as entering the water, hanging himself, sleeping pills... But Dazai will never.Even after moaning and screaming for a while in pain, it miraculously recovered, and there was no abnormality at all.

... a big outrageous incident.

However, it still hurts to hang on it... So the silver-haired boy just sighed lightly, and followed the pace of the three of them.

"Little brother! Hold on!! I'll put you down right now!!!" Wu Huai ran over and said to the figure shaking on the tree.

Who knows.

The person who was hung on the tree raised his head quietly, and after looking at the person coming, he lowered his head again: "I don't."

Wu Huai: "? I don't care whether you want it or not! Little brother, you only live once!! Let's come down and calm down!"

Ye Yinghou was not as quick as Wu Huai. When she saw the handsome and charming face that the man had just raised his head, she was taken aback for a moment, and then persuaded: "Young man, life is precious. Why don't we come down first? See what's wrong, there's nothing that can't be fixed."

Osamu Dazai paused indistinctly when he was shaking on the tree.

He raised his head again, and saw the silver-haired boy standing calmly next to the woman, as if surrendering, he broke free from the rope and jumped down.

Jumped down...?

The three of them looked at the fluent movements of the kite-eyed man in bewilderment.

you……? ? ?

Osamu Dazai casually brushed the dust off his body, straightened his hair, and said in a leisurely tone, "Well, since all the beautiful ladies have said so, I can't let the lady down."

Wu Huai: ...?It's fine as soon as the beautiful lady comes, but he can't? ?This is what differentiates.

And Qian Yu Che os: ... Dazai, are you drifting away? ? ?That's my mom! !You wake up! !

Their eyes briefly met.

Dazai looked away first, lowered his eyes with a look of sadness, and covered most of his face with his bandaged hands, his voice was choked with sobs: "Woo...I just can't think about it for a while..."

The photographer on the side was a little hesitant, wondering if he should continue to shoot.The cameraman seemed to have heard the instructions from Director Zhong coming from the headset, and hesitated for a moment before moving the camera away.

... After all, this is someone's personal privacy, so it's not good to release it, and this little brother should be an amateur, so the right to portrait is also very troublesome...

However, just when the photographer was about to shift the camera, the silver-haired boy who didn't seem to notice at all moved the camera back, and said indifferently: "It's okay, you shoot."

Ah.

After filming it, he wanted to see what kind of monster Dazai was going to be.

Then copy countless copies, back up countless copies, cut into various emoticons and send them to people he knows.

And all the women(?) who shed tears for him. (Cats and Cats Revenge.jpg)

Dazai felt a shudder on his back, but he remained calm, with a sad expression on his face: "Everyone doesn't know... I was abandoned by a heartless person...and the other party left for six years...almost No sound..."

The black curly-haired man said sobbingly, with a somewhat pitiful feeling: "Now, I finally heard about him again, knowing that he set foot on this land again, and what he got was his and Others are in pairs, the news of Shuangfei...he didn't even contact me once!!"

When he said the last sentence, the man gently lowered his hands covering his face, his eyes filled with tears widened slightly, and his voice finally carried some genuine grievances in Qian Yuche's ears.

Qian Yuche: ... You play a lot. (Indifference.jpg)

It's not like you didn't know why in those six years!But as for not contacting him once...cough. (Cat with a guilty conscience.GIF)

After Ye Yinghou and the others heard the story, they quickly comforted him, for fear that the man would hang himself if he couldn't think about it.

Wu Huai: "Ah! That person is really hateful!! You have wasted your youth in vain, brother!"

Wu Xuan: "I haven't contacted you yet, I haven't even given a single explanation... Heartbreaker!"

Ye Qing was just trying to comfort Dazai and let Dazai look away, but unexpectedly, she didn't try to smear the heartbreaker in the man's mouth.

ia

...Maybe it's because of some weird intuition.

Silver-haired boy: ... Heh.

His gray-blue eyes raised upwards, and he said lightly: "It seems that this gentleman is very dissatisfied with that heartbroken man. Then simply break up with the heartbroken man. I think you, sir, should have realized it after hanging yourself last time." , so from now on, the bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return to the road?"

Dazai: ...Oops, it seems a bit off.The reaction is a bit big.

The man's iris-colored eyes gradually sank where no one could see.

I care so much.It was a little bit beyond his expectation...

But Dazai's face is still stable, without any panic: "Well... I have decided to go out!! So—"

"—Can you come and accompany me?" In Yuan's eyes, the light floated up and down, making it impossible to see the truth.

Ye Yinghou:? ? ?

She immediately said: "Young man, is this not good? According to the current statement, it is...a substitute?"

"This will hurt both parties. You should think clearly, young man."

Dazai's fingers under the bandage slightly curled up, and then a smile appeared on the man's face: "Well~ I'm just kidding~~"

The man looked refreshed at this moment, he didn't look like a person who cried just now, he was completely different from the image of a weak and helpless man who couldn't think of hanging himself after being abandoned by a wicked man: "It's not actually hanging! It's Cervical spine massage~~”

The man in the sand-colored trench coat gave a thumbs up, and the jewels on the bow tie gleamed: "Exclusive creation! The effect is remarkable!!"

Three people: ...

Wu Xuan's thoughts could not help drifting for a moment.

By the way, the title of heartbreaker... the other party is also a man? ?

Also, what the hell is cervical spine massage.Whoever believes it is unlucky, okay?

Kunikida who really believed:?

"Okay," the man seemed to be holding back his laughter, then he cleared his throat and said seriously, "Actually, I'm an employee of the Armed Detective Agency, and I'm here to bring you back."

Wu Huai looked back in confusion at the two people who were still standing in the distance just now, and slowly put out a question mark: ...?

"Aren't the two over there also from the Armed Detective Agency?" So why bother to send another person?

"Ah, I'm ashamed to say it." Dazai said politely, "Because after all, he is a client who is going to work for a detective agency for a period of time, so we have to test whether you are qualified, that is, how you would behave in the incident just now. "

Three people: Nodding as if they understood and then as if they didn’t understand.jpg

Not far away, Nakajima and Kyoka waved their hands calmly.

Obviously, he was aware of the test just now.

Nakajima & Kyoka: ...That's not true, it's just that I'm used to Mr. Dazai's behavior.

Then, on the way to the Armed Detective Agency.

The silver-haired boy looked up at the sky.

--The weather is great.No wonder you have nothing to do.

Dazai fiddled with the gem on his chest as if nothing had happened.

——Asaha~~I just want to see you so much.

——Odasaku wants to see you too.

Qian Yuche stepped forward silently, and helped her carry the bag under Ye Yinghou's somewhat surprised gaze.

——... There is a reason why I didn't contact you, and, don't treat my mother with that kind of teasing attitude...

Dazai stroked his hair.

- ok.

……

along the way.

Nakajima and Kyoka, who glanced back from time to time, noticed the small movements between the two of them and pondered.

...I always feel, what is it, "Is it a mountain?" "Is it a sea." The same mysterious dialogue...