How do I get out of the Shura Field, who bumped into the ceiling

Lord Mukuro asked Wu Zi to go to Hei Yao to find Chikuchi Kakimoto.During the period of the Ring War, Mukuro's subordinates basically gathered in Hei Yao, and if Senior Hibari came to investigate the gathering, he would definitely kill them all.

Wuzi came to Obsidian Academy, looked down at the boy who was shorter than him and had a barcode tattoo on his face.

"Your one, what should you do if you mistakenly trigger the alarm when you enter the mall?"

One of Rokudo Mukuro's subordinates, Chikusa Kakimoto, who was also a victim of human experimentation, raised his head and pushed his glasses.

"I have tape."

...So there were indeed false positives!Wuzi admires it, if it were him, he would definitely not be able to accept being discriminated against in the mall for this reason!

Kakimoto Chiku was a little helpless, but didn't say much.He is actually quite cold towards outsiders, and he only looks a little better towards Master Mu and other subordinates of Master Mu.But Wuzi is different, he has heard from Mr. Mu that this child was a victim of human experiment just like them, so he can't help being more tolerant towards Wuzi.

Even so, Kakimoto Chiku was still a little embarrassed.

Because Master Mukuro handed over the boy to him because——

"Today, according to Master Mukuro's request, let me teach you some basic knowledge."

That's right, Master Mu actually asked him to teach a teenager about his age the basics, and to refine it a little more, it's about puberty!Shock!

When I first heard the content of this mission, Chiku Kakimoto's eyes lost their brightness.

——Master Mukuro, what are you talking about?Did I not hear clearly?

Liu Dao Mu is also very helpless, but he feels that this matter is imminent, and it is more important than learning spells and illusions!

Through getting in touch with Xia Youjie, Liu Daoku finally discovered that it wasn't his future self's problem, it was Wu Zi, this kid provoked perverts for some reason!And they were all adults of the same sex who were much older than him!

Liu Dao Mu is not a god, so if he can pay attention to Wu Zi all the time, what if the child is abducted by a strange strange millet when he is alone?It's so good to abduct this kid!It's even so good that it can't be blamed on the sorghum!

Wu Zi's character has been developed, even if it is broken now, it is not easy to break it, so the most urgent thing is to teach him some necessary common sense, so that he knows how to protect himself.

But this matter, Liu Daoku himself is not easy to teach, really, he doesn't really want to test his lower limit, or cause strange misunderstandings to others.Picking and picking, Kakimoto Chiku was the only one who was a little more reliable by his side.

So Liudaoku handed over the work to Qianzhong and hid himself.

Alright, let me test you now, what do you think Chiku Kakimoto thought when he heard this mission?

Master Mu, let him teach a boy about his age about physical hygiene?What happened in the end that reminded Lord Mukuro to ask him to teach this thing?Look at his companion, Shirojima Inu, who has been with Master Mukuro for so many years and has been living like a fool. He still doesn't understand anything, and Master Mukuro never said that he should teach dogs these things?

Chikusa: Wait, Mr. Mukuro, you are...

Kakimoto Chiku, for the first time, had serious doubts about the person he believed to be following.

Of course, he quickly withdrew his divergent thoughts. He is also the contractor of Liu Dao Mu. If he is not careful, what he thinks will be heard by Mr. Mu. I think that no one wants to hear this kind of thing in other people's minds. Arrived right?

"Hey, let's start by reading the textbook first. Take a look at the manga in your hand, and tell me what you think after reading it."

In ancient times, there were erotic pictures, but in modern times it is small X comics. It is true that small X comics are the greatest productivity of human progress.

Wuzi sat upright and opened the textbook "The Temptation of XXX Female Teacher".Well, judging from this taste, Qian Zhong is a mature woman uniform control, as expected of the master's subordinate, the taste is very similar, the master is morbidly obsessed with uniforms and cannot extricate himself.He was extremely skeptical that the reason why Master Fran was sent to Balian was that Balian was the only department in Vengley with a uniform uniform.

Wuzi flipped through it quickly. His eyesight was very good, and his speed reading ability was not bad. He could finish a book in a few minutes.

"Okay, what do you think after reading it, and if you have any questions, you can ask now."

The city island dog stretched out his head curiously: "What kind of book are you reading—"

Teacher Qianzhong threw a yo-yo directly, and almost shaved the center of Chengjima Inu's head.

"It's not something you can see, Dog, until you're older."

Kurom, who was watching secretly, watched the dog fall silent.She remembered that the dog seemed to be older than Wuzi.

Wu Zi didn't laugh at the dog, he also felt that the dog's mental age was only a few years old, different from the mature him, it was not suitable for reading this kind of book.

"In terms of reflections, I think this painter should have neither a boyfriend nor a girlfriend, so he is a virgin."

Crowd: "..."

"Really, why did he have the nerve to draw small X comics without personally experiencing it? Do you think that most of the readers are as good as yourself? Even if they are, we must consider that everyone's knowledge accumulation and common sense are not necrotic! That forked XXX There is obviously a problem with the distance and position. Did he use the cerebellum to design it? Also, XXX was not XXXX when it was XXX. It has to consider its own gravity acceleration. Has physics been returned to Newton? The anti-gravity XXX is simply too OOC Already! There is also the part of XXX and XXX, how could it be XXXX, it should be XXXX—”

Satoshi, who had been forced to mute the content in one breath, finally let out a mature sigh.

"So the conclusion is that an artist is an artist. Ah, it would be better not to be an artist of small X comics. This is simply a black history. How many readers ridiculed and flogged the corpse! And printed it into a book for permanent preservation? My God! One day in the future he will be ashamed and want to hang himself, that's how I feel."

Thousands of: ...

Qian Zhong: ………

So Master Mukuro, what exactly do you want me to teach him!This is richer than my theoretical knowledge!

Suddenly, Qian Zhong had an idea, wait, could it be—a matter of material selection!

Qian Zhong immediately looked at Coulom: "Culom, show us the book you borrowed from a friend you knew last time."

Coulom's face immediately turned into a red apple, and he was still steaming: "Hey, hey, hey? No, no! Wait, why do you know a thousand things!"

Qian Zhong: "I saw the book cover when you read it. Take it here, this is also to fulfill Lord Mukuro's order!"

Coulom was shocked, Mukuro-sama's order?Master Mukuro, what did you order?

Collom didn't know what was going on, but for Mukuro-sama's order, well, she handed over the book she borrowed to Qianzhong.

Qian Zhong took a look, sure enough, it was different from his collection, this should be what Mr. Mu asked him to teach, this time it should be right, right?

"You read this now, and tell me what's wrong later."

Wuzi saw that although the title of the book was not written, the fact that the two handsome guys still put on the bound cover with half-pushing said everything.

...Uncle, do you like this one?As expected of an uncle, sex has already exposed everything, and now there are signs of becoming a slut.

Wuzi quickly finished reading the book, and then told Teacher Qianzhong about his new impressions after reading it.

"It's much better than your book. I think in this field, Master Shishu has more solid basic knowledge than yours."

Kurom squatted down on the spot and buried her head in her hands. She no longer had the face to face the meaningful gazes of her companions!It's all your fault, Ms. Kurokawa Hana!Why can't you lend me the book one day later? Now everyone knows, let me die!

Kakimoto Chiku, who was being teased subtly, did not flinch.

"She's a girl, so it's inconvenient to teach you, so let me teach you. After reading it, you only have these thoughts? Didn't you find any common-sense mistakes in it?"

Wuzi blinked, no, this book has fewer mistakes than the previous one.

Thousands of understandings, yes, this is what he wants to teach!He understands, Master Mu, leave it to him!

"That's because you have no experience and mistakenly think that the things in the comics are real. In fact, a lot of content in the comics is to satisfy delusions, and there is no common sense to pay attention to when drawing in the real world. For example—"

"Safety measures! Do you know what safety measures are? Why use safety measures!"

"Do you know what HIV is? As Mukuro-sama's contractor, you must keep your body safe and clean!"

"Also, even if you don't take this into account, it's too ridiculous to have sex when you see the right eye. Even the Italians are not so wild, and the islanders have no shame. The XX who has no emotion is no different from a beast, and it will easily trigger All kinds of troublesome emotional disputes!"

"The most important thing is that we are all the contractors of Master Mukuro. If we really want to have a boyfriend or girlfriend, we must report to Master Mukuro in advance! Otherwise, if Master Mukuro needs to use his body during XXX, wouldn't it be— —”

"Did you understand what I said!"

Not only Wu Zi, but also the dog and Kurom couldn't help answering in unison: "Yes! Thousand kinds of teachers!"

Yes, there are so many issues to consider!Of course Master Muku will not say it directly, they need to pay attention to these details by themselves!They are so stupid, fortunately there are thousands of teachers!

Teacher Qian Zhong nodded in satisfaction, it seems that everyone understood.He waved his hand to let Colum and the dog go, and continued to teach Satoko.

"Especially you, among us, Lord Mu pays more attention to you."

It's not surprising that there are thousands of kinds, and it is obvious that Wu Zi is the strongest in terms of combat power.For people like them, strength can explain everything.

Mr. Mu is more partial to Wu Zi, and even allowed him to use the surname Liu Dao. Doesn’t it already explain a lot of problems?

"So you have to understand learning and pay more attention than others, such as—"

Qian Zhong walked over and asked Wu Zi in a low voice, "For example, did Lord Muku hint to you, or did something happen recently that made me teach you these things?"

Enlightenment: "Nothing has happened recently, it is better to say it is the past, no, should it be the future?"

Thousands of puzzles: "The future?"

Wuzi recalled Xia Youjie's dream: "The master recently found out that the future master will sleep with me, isn't that a problem?"

Qian Zhong: "I understand."

Wu Zi: "Huh?"

Qian Zhong put his hands on Wu Zi's shoulders: "No cheating is allowed. When interacting with Mr. Mu, you must be single-minded. Try not to cross the line until you are an adult. If you must...be sure to take safety measures, do you understand!"

Wuzi: "...???"

What the hell!

"It's just sleeping on a bed. Master's eyes hurt because of it. He won't hurt so much when I'm here!"

Thousands of serious faces: "I understand, I understand everything."

This is the same reason as men say that I only XX but not XX!As expected of Mr. Mukuro, is this how you lower the target's vigilance?learned.

——No, you obviously don't understand anything!

Wu Zi was speechless.

It's not Me's fault, this time it's definitely Master's own fault!

The dog was at a loss: "What are you talking about?"

Coulom covered his nose: "I'll tell you when you grow up."

Today is another day when Mr. Mukuro's wind commentary was murdered, hehe~