How do I get out of the Shura Field, who bumped into the ceiling

The whole process is more exciting and more oolong than Wu Zi imagined.

When they came, Gilgamesh hadn't come yet, so Enki rushed directly to the door of the new couple's house, and stood fiercely at the door, waiting for Gilgamesh to appear.

But he is too handsome, even with a fierce look, he is still a fierce beauty.

Therefore, it was no surprise that he was pursued by most of the boys and girls present, including the unlucky groom... and sang a love poem to him on the spot!

Of course, these people were all beaten up, including the groom (laughs).

This is just the beginning, and the Lord has not arrived yet!When Gilgamesh himself came, there were more and more people onlookers. Everyone heard that this green-haired beauty came to watch the excitement in order to prevent the king from fulfilling the right of first night.

And, lo and behold, what does it feel like for such a beauty to block the door?That's right, the smell of rape is coming out!Is this one of Wang's lovers or admirers?Come and eat the melons on site!Hurry up, not only we eat it ourselves, but also ask our neighbors and friends to eat it!Fresh melon, cooked!

Even the newlyweds moved out their stools and began to watch. It didn't look like they were the parties involved at all, and an atmosphere of eating melons by the whole people was immediately set off!

People began to kiss the ground and worship the beauty.

... This probably means that you can't help but want to take pictures when you see places of interest. Such a beautiful existence makes people feel that kneeling down to him is also a blessing.

Afterwards, more and more people knelt down and kissed the ground, and some even thought of kissing Enkidu's feet—the prostitute stopped them, she knew how powerful Enkidu's seemingly thin body was, and accidentally put Whoever kicked his head down would probably fly like a ball.

It feels like a big show is about to start, and the atmosphere is hyped up!The newly joined onlookers asked what happened to the others, one told ten, ten told a hundred, and in the end it was this version: Surprise!Wang's lover caught rape on the spot!I understand you, Wang, I also want to be beaten by such a beauty!

Finally, Gilgamesh, the oldest hero king who has been called out for so long, came to the door of this new family.

At first, he was a little puzzled by so many people watching, but he didn't let the guards drive him away. He thought it was because the people loved him too much and wanted to admire his holy face.

As a result, he saw a green-haired guy who looked the same as the prostitute he sent blocking the door, looking at him aggressively.

"Wow!"

Even Gilgamesh couldn't help but sigh.

When he heard the description from the hunter, he thought it was a savage, a solitary man, a lone ranger expelled into the forest by a certain tribe.

Never thought that this guy might not be human at all, otherwise he wouldn't have turned into a prostitute!Moreover, his hair and eyes are not the color that normal people would have. Black hair, black eyes, blond hair, and blue eyes are all common combinations. Green hair and green eyes are just like plants. Incredible enough!

What's even more amazing is that, despite having the same face, the guy in front of him reveals an inhuman demeanor, even more beautiful than a prostitute—a clear beauty that makes ordinary people feel ashamed.

"You guy, are you a fanatic who is going to provoke me?"

Although Gilgamesh believed in his mother's prophecy, most of the time he just took the prophecy as a suggestion and would not follow it blindly.It is also possible to make wrong judgments and choices after mistakenly thinking that the other party is the person in the prophecy.It was now certain that it was something inhuman, and that it was aimed at him, the king of Uruk.

"You actually ruined a couple of newlyweds. Such barbaric things are unforgivable!"

Enkidu pointed at Gilgamesh and scolded.

Gilgamesh was speechless. He was indeed a savage from the mountains: "What are you talking about? I am the king of Uruk. This is my responsibility and obligation. I have been destined to be so since the day I was born."

Perhaps, he is not lying.Perhaps the previous king also fulfilled the so-called right of the first night. For Gilgamesh, this work, yes, it can even be called a work, is an obligation he has been fulfilling since he inherited the throne.If possible, he doesn't want every new wife to sleep well, okay?Women can also be divided into beautiful and not beautiful, and he also has his own favorite type. He is the one who is forced to engage in religion and the duties of the king. He is the one who has worked hard and labored. Why should he be criticized?

Apparently Enki couldn't understand: "Stop talking nonsense, if you want to say that, why don't you sleep with the groom? You are lustful and like beautiful women!"

The great king asked in confusion: "Why should I sleep with the groom on the wedding day? Don't men go to the temple to hold a ceremony when they are coming of age? This king will teach him personally, learn his responsibilities and obligations, and how Let women fulfill their obligations?"

--puff!Cough cough cough! ! !

The boy in the illusion of invisibility spit out his drink and choked himself.

WTF? !What he meant was, in fact, this king even slept with men, but it was just like a ceremony, during the male coming-of-age ceremony?

... Shamar will definitely regret not traveling with me back then.What a hot and healthy source material he missed!

Although the King of Heroes was still facing Enkidu, his eyes could not help but sweep towards the direction of the voice, trying to figure out who was so disrespectful.

When Enkidu saw it, he punched someone without saying a word!

He didn't even use his full strength. If he really used his full strength, maybe ordinary people's heads would be blown off.

But Gilgamesh easily blocked his punch with one hand, and both of them were amazed at each other's strength.

So Enki laughed, and he couldn't help but let go of all his strength to beat people.

You can't use magic and mana, so simple melee combat is fine, right?Anyway, it seems that the opponent is also quite resistant to beating.

Surprisingly, Gilgamesh was able to resist Enkidu's attack!Indeed, he does not seem to be as strong as Enkidu, but he is a very strong hand-to-hand fighter and is very good at fighting.Many times he can avoid seemingly fatal attacks, and even defuse the opponent's strength and use it for himself. The method he uses is similar to wrestling or judo, which is very suitable for fighting with people.

This is more like a competition of strength and a duel of force and technology. It is not a battle for life, but to understand the opponent's strength and fighting skills. It is a kind of comparison and measurement.

It's like two male lions attacking each other non-stop. It seems to be deadly, but it seems to be just a way of interaction and communication of big cats.

The onlookers at the scene couldn't help cheering, even if one of them was their king, they seemed unafraid, and were even happy to make the scene more lively.

Enkidu also vaguely noticed through the changes in the atmosphere that he seemed to have misunderstood something.If Gilgamesh was really a cruel and bullying king, people around him would not react like this.They dared to do this, which shows that the relationship between the king and the people is closer than he thought.

The two wrestled for several hours, and even the onlookers looked a little tired, but the two of them seemed to be very energetic.

But no matter what, Gilgamesh is a human being, even if he has the blood of a god, he is still a demigod.Enkidu is a weapon made by gods, and he doesn't feel tired at all.

In the end, Enkidu stopped first. He felt that Gilgamesh's energy was almost exhausted. If he continued to fight, even if he could win, it would be because the opponent was exhausted. He never had the upper hand in terms of fighting skills. It is also a shameful thing for him to use up the opponent's energy to win.

"You guys are great!"

Having found a rare opponent, the King of Heroes praised happily.

Seeing his expression without hypocrisy, Enkidu knew that the other party really praised him from the heart, which deepened his confusion: "You are also a good guy, but why do such a thing? I can't understand, like A hero like you, why do you want to bully men and women."

Gilgamesh: "What do you mean to bully men and women? I have said that this is the duty and obligation of the king. As a king, he also serves as a priest. Of course, we also have priests. High priests will also replace me when I am busy. I do my job."

Enkidu: "...?"

Wait, the prostitute is a high-ranking priestess, so the male priest is... Ah... Is that what you mean?

Enkidu gets culture shock, Enkidu is rocked!He didn't expect that this would be a job for Gilga!

"I don't think it's appropriate to do this, even if everyone before me did it, but it's really inappropriate for you." Enkidu said sincerely, "You are so powerful and beautiful, you should do this job ...It feels like you are the one who suffers."

……

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silence.

An enigmatic silence.

hero King:"……?!"

The King of Heroes looked at the other party in shock. At this time, he heard the people talking in a low voice. He glanced at the people and found that the people were looking suspiciously at other places. They were looking at the sky and the earth, but they were not looking at their King of Heroes.

Wuzi couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "That's right, it's like being treated as a free duck, and it's still public. The question of who sleeps with whom really depends on the face. Just like my master and my master, no matter who we are with Sleeping, it feels like being slept, it hurts."

Diarmuid: "Cough. Master, it's best not to discuss this issue with minors."

We don't know what the King of Heroes is going through in his heart at this moment, and we don't know his expression at that time—only Enkidu, who was facing him, saw it, and Enkidu showed a rare gentle face about it, all No prior violent impulses.He even walked over to hug each other and kissed each other on the cheek.

"Don't be sad, you don't have to do this kind of thing in the future, you are the king, you can make laws by yourself."

Wu Zi: "Being sympathized, even being sympathized by non-human beings, and even comforted by the other party, tsk tsk!"

The King of Heroes turned his head angrily and pointed at him, "Shut up!"

Wu Zi: "Oh."

Huh?He can see it?

Diarmuid: "I think I heard it."

Even if he can't see, he's not deaf, Master.