How do I get out of the Shura Field, who bumped into the ceiling

Liudao Mu is undergoing a soul test.

In the end what happened?Let's start from the beginning, he beat up his disobedient disciple and grandson, he thought it was over like this, Liu Daoku saw that it was getting late, so he asked casually.

"Kufufu~ Where do you live, do you live in Pengo Li's house?"

Liu Daoku knew that the child named Lan Bo lived in Peng Lie's house, and when Peng Lie went to the hospital, Li Baoen took him away with others.

"His family is too many, and I sleep on the tree in front of Pengo Li's house."

...A unicorn, you!

"I'll sleep here tonight, Pengo Lie isn't here anyway."

Liu Dao Mu is not a fastidious person. He can sneak into any house and live a life of free food and lodging by virtue of illusion, but he prefers the deserted and decadent environment of Obsidian Academy, which is probably closer to his true cognition of the "real world". .But he didn't expect this disciple to be less particular about how to sleep on a tree than he is, and he's not a bird, isn't he afraid of falling off?

"it is good."

Wu Zi obediently walked to the side of the bed, lay down, and looked up at Liu Dao Mu.

"Then I'll go—"

"Why didn't Master come to sleep with me?"

skeleton:"……?"

…………? ? ?

Liu Dao Mu looked carefully and found that Wu Zi was not joking, but was genuinely confused.

"Kufufu, I still need to be accompanied when I grow up."

"But didn't the master let Me accompany him all the time when he was very old?"

Liu Dao Mu took a deep breath and exhaled.

Very good, he is Liudaomu, 15 years old this year, and has nothing to do with Liudaomu from another world!

"Kufufu, that guy in your world...slept with you?"

No, even if you don't consider this issue from the perspective of human relations, it's too OOC!Liudaokuo was suspicious by nature, even if it was the dogs and thousand species that had followed him the longest, he made sure to keep a safe distance from them.For illusionists, the body is the most important, and he has always been very wary.Impossible, this brat must be playing tricks on him!

"Well, Me has been sleeping with Shizu since I was six years old?"

Wu Zi recalled that the Liu Dao Mu he knew often had eye pain, especially at night when he relaxed a little, the pain would be to death.However, the master has a stubborn personality, and he hides it from others.However, it is said that he can suppress the pain, probably the reincarnation eye is drawing the master's mantra, and Wu Zi has a very strong mantra.So Wuzi, who is a senior warm baby, doesn't understand why the ancestors in this world don't want warm babies anymore. Is it because the condition of the eyes is not so bad?

Liu Dao Mu is doubting life.

If Wu Zi spoke out what he was thinking about, Mukui would definitely not be so skeptical about life.

But Wuzi didn't say that only the world where Liu Dao Mu was questioned was achieved.

"Kufufu, it really is a completely different world with completely different people. Is the reincarnation eye holder over there a scumbag?"

Liu Daoku began to doubt whether his previous speculation about the out-of-control eye of reincarnation was all wrong!

Maybe another completely perverted Mukuro is Shotacon, that's why he did such despicable things!

Judging by age, Wuzi was 14 years old——that guy was 33!What did an uncle do to minors!What three-year start, the death penalty, deserves the death penalty!

Wuzi blinked, not quite understanding why the master scolded himself, probably because the same kind reprimanded each other?

"Master, come here quickly, I have warmed up under the bed."

Wuzi lifted the quilt and patted the place beside the bed.

Liudaoku: ...

Liu Daokuo used the rope that Wuzi tied him just now, and tied Wuzi together with the bed, quilt and people.Should it be said that they are in the same line?Even the sailor knot that is not easy to untie is the same style.

"Listen, if you follow me now, you have to listen to me. Forget everything that trash in your world taught you!" Lord Mukuro gritted his teeth, "Before you become an adult, no matter who asks you to sleep with me, give them all." I reject!"

Damn it, why did he give puberty education to a brat!

"Men and women are not good, wait until you grow up!"

Wuzi was pleasantly surprised: "Master also said the same thing! As expected of the master, he is just like the master!"

Liu Daoku wanted to strangle him to death: "Then why are you disobedient!"

Wuzi was puzzled: "But the master is not someone else?"

Liu Daokuo was hit by guilt.

God, what did I do in another world!For the future Fran to remind Satoko so much, Fran must have noticed it, but the garbage still—?

"That guy, I mean Liudao Mukuro of your world, what else did you do besides sleeping with you?"

Liu Daokuo is considering whether to use a ten-year rocket launcher to travel across the world to destroy the black history humanely.

Seeing Wu Zi's confused expression full of question marks, Liu Dao Mu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

fortunately!I didn't really become the scum of the world, myself!Even if it's a scumbag now!

Suddenly, Wu Zi came to his senses and started giggling.

"Ah, master, do you think—no, what are you thinking?" Wu Zi showed his thumb, "Xiamar said that Italian men with poor skills will be cast aside, and I will give it to me when I am an adult." Professional training, so don't worry, there is no such thing!"

Kufufu...tomorrow he will kill Shamal!

No, tomorrow he will ask Shamar to give the kid a normal health education!These are all strange cognitions!

No, isn't it easier to teach problems with Shamar's personality?

Liu Daoku was on the verge of collapse, and he found that the only person who could teach this kid normal physiological knowledge was himself!Considering that this kid was taken back when he was six years old, and his master Fran is the same irresponsible little kid--Fran is currently in the French countryside, a Frenchman!What's the difference between being taught by a Frenchman and being taught by Chamar!What's more, Fran is only five years old now!

Questions, you can't help but teach!My self in another world is a scumbag, if something goes wrong, I will sacrifice my lower limit!

For some reason, Mukuro felt a sense of frustration that was more exhausting than the previous Obsidian battle.

... No, I want to find a soft girl. Next time I will recruit apprentices, I will only recruit soft girls. Only soft girls can cleanse my heart!Brats just make my hairline recede!

Mr. Mu, who set up a FLAG by himself, didn't know that he would soon accept a soft girl who looked like a soft girl. After ten years of training, the soft girl who would become Yujie was a bit fake, and his hairline did recede, causing his face to look ugly. Get up longer.

"Get away from Shamar from now on, we'll talk about this later, sleep on you."

"Oh."

Wuzi realized that it turned out that the master was embarrassed, tsk tsk, it was the master's own wishful thinking.But it's no wonder, Shi Zu is still a 15-year-old Si. Pu, different from a 30-year-old man, he must be thinking about it every day, huh?Hehehe, black history GET, the shy master is so interesting, it must be deeply remembered as a permanent commemoration.

When Tsunayoshi Sawada came back from the hospital, what he saw was Satoru who was sleeping on the bed stretched out. He didn’t know how to break free from the rope with one foot stretched out to pry it high. His mouth was still drooling when he grew up. What are you dreaming about.

"What happened, what is the situation?"

It was obviously Liu Dao Mu who was tied up when he left, so why did he become a sage when he came back?Take turns bundled with PLAY?What kind of weird hobby is this?Or is it the behavior of the stingy Mukuro before taking revenge on Wuzi?Well, this explanation is very six-legged.

"Really, don't tie someone up to sleep, what if there is a problem with the blood circulation?"

Tsunade's mother (strike out) went to untie Wuzi, and Wuzi woke up immediately.

Li Baoen took the opportunity to ask him about the situation of Balian, and Wuzi gave the security officer of Balian with too complete information very conscientiously.

Yes, it's too complete, and I know things that I shouldn't know by accident.

"The name of Balian's boss is XANXUS. Yes, there are two Xs in the name. It is said that long ago, he shouted 'My name is a person with X, so it should be Judaime', so he was secretly called Twenty Daime."

"I like feather accessories. The visual effect is like a lion with flamingo feathers inserted in its mane. I have a very bad temper, probably due to long-term calcium deficiency. I always like to lie down and lie down. The master said that he must have a herniated disc. Mood If it’s not good, I’ll beat Squalo’s mother, he’s a domestic violence man, don’t look for such a man when you get married, let me tell you, there is only one domestic violence and countless times!”

Gangji was shocked: "What? Beating your wife? It's too scary, as expected of Mafia! It's useless to call the police in this case, right?"

Wu Zi sighed heavily: "Oh, domestic violence is like this, even if you help, if the other party is willing, the police will have nothing to do, maybe they will beat you together." But the police can't control Mafia, especially in the Italy.

Tsuna began to feel that he was born into a happy family. Although his father suddenly appeared after disappearing for a long time made him very angry, at least he was not a domestic violence man.

"As for the mother Squalo I mentioned just now, the full-time nanny of BOSS, she is basically in charge of everything from eating to drinking to organizing activities, and taking care of everyone. Although my mother is a bit fierce, she has long and beautiful silver hair. For a long time when I was a kid I thought Squalo was really my mother."

Because everyone is called Squalo's mother, it happens that Wuzi's hair is also white, and Squalo's hair is also white. When the young Wuzi was ignorant, he really thought it was his mother. Quarro for a long time.

That's right, it was Wuzi who made a mistake, but everyone laughed at Squalo.

"Squalo is very careful, patient, and powerful. I feel a bit like Pengo Lie."

Squalo's role in Balian is the resident role of "the only world where he is injured", which is similar to Pengel's position among the guardians.

"Does it look a bit like me?" Gang Ji began to imitate a normal woman with long hair and gentleness, "It's so pitiful that she didn't resist domestic violence!"

Wu Zi nodded: "Well, you can persuade Squalo when you see it."

Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded: "I will!"

Afterwards, Wuzi casually mentioned other Balian personnel, such as the mischievous prince who always likes to tease others, and his master who pretends to be dead with his poisonous tongue, sister Lusilia who is cool and loves to dress up and always walks in the forefront of the times , By the way, there is also a male servant named Levi, um, that's all, right?You see he even remembers the manservant, that's amazing!

After hearing this, Gang Ji breathed a sigh of relief: "It sounds like everyone is easy to get along with except for the domestic violence man. What do you think, Li Baoen?"

The corner of Li Baoen's mouth twitched upwards: "Well, I think, you are right. The information Wu Zi gave is very accurate, and he is worthy of being an intelligence officer of Balian. From now on, we should act according to the information provided by Wu Zi. Update Balian's information."

Show it back to Jiudaimu, hehehe, he will be very happy that his son has such an excellent subordinate.

After that, Li Baoen made a more devilish suggestion.

"Can you change their faces? Let the stupid gang get to know each other in advance, so as to be mentally prepared."

Wu Zi was disappointed: "No way, the master just scolded me and forbade me to use illusion to change faces before I learned the spell."

Li Baoen: "Tsk."

It's like missing a million dollars.Liu Daoku, you have too many things, what kind of illusion do you know, the essence of illusion is to change the face and not look like it.