How do I get out of the Shura Field, who bumped into the ceiling

In the morning, Wuzi Wudao felt a mysterious evil spirit.

When he opened his eyes, he saw a mushroom head dangling in front of his eyes. He took out the rolling pin and hit it wildly!

"Ouch! Wait! Wait! It's me, it's me!"

"It's you!"

Damn, thinking of that dream makes me angry, even if I know that Spedo in the dream is actually a demon in disguise, now he is still angry when he sees this!

Besides, why did he see this head as soon as he opened his eyes, what kind of posture is this, and what do you want to do?It is absolutely not wrong to hit you!

Satoru of the Six Paths has already summed up his experience. When he encounters something that makes him angry, it is 90.00% [-]% correct to beat Spedo, and the other [-]% is to use this product as a sandbag to vent his anger.That's right, he is such a violent man!

You have to ask why he is not afraid of Spedo, shouldn't he have a psychological shadow?What he is afraid of is the devil and not this thing, what is there to be afraid of this thing?As early as he had been to the first generation of travel, he had seen through it. The essence of this thing is a girl core in a perverted skin (that’s right).

After beating up Spedo, Satoru finally calmed down.Spedo also heard the cause and effect of the matter from Wuzi.

"What, there is such a good thing?! Damn, why didn't I come sooner!"

Spedo groaned, he was so angry that Nufufu was gone, damn it, it was only one night away!

Wuzi's eyes were dangerous: "Huh? What are you talking about? What is such a good thing? Let me tell you, even if the illusion and spells are useless, I can still beat you with the spell to make you cry!"

That's right, or why does Fu Heisher hang and beat a bunch of conjurers and curses, as long as you are strong enough, you can conquer the world with magic tools!

Spedo quickly explained: "No, I was wrong, what I mean is that I should have come here earlier to save you from the clutches! Speaking of which, Liu Dao Mu is too much, even willing to use BOSS as bait, and didn't tell you in advance , It's really too much!"

The transfer of hatred was very successful, and Wuzi was aggressive: "Yes, you also think it's too much, right! Let me know in advance, so what!"

With so many thoughts in his mouth, Wuzi actually knows it very well in his heart. If he knows in advance, he will definitely be in a state of tension, and most of them will be noticed by the devil.Who told Wu Zi to be afraid of well ropes once he was bitten by a snake for ten years, and his fear of demons was too obvious. It was because he didn't know that demons were hiding in the dark before that he relaxed.

Seeing that Wuzi had diverted his hatred, Spedo heaved a sigh of relief.Tsk, my inner thoughts were accidentally exposed.

This time Spedo didn't want to join, he wanted to directly replace him!What a hard-won opportunity to catch the slack of the cute little boss!If you change him, you can totally XXX then XXX and finally XXXX, tsk tsk tsk, what a great opportunity, it’s such a pity to miss it~

Probably because his thoughts were accidentally revealed on the surface again, Wuzi looked at him dangerously, and picked up the rolling pin again.

"Nufufu, wait, I'm only thinking about that guy's script. Although the plot is very interesting, there is no way to finish the follow-up. If it were me, how could I write a BADEND script for myself? Impossible! I would even weave Dreamland, it is impossible to write such an outrageous plot!"

That's right, even from the perspective of the great illusionist Spedo, this plot is indeed very exciting, and it is indeed a script written by a demon who is good at playing with people's spirits.The major, who covets his friends, coerces and lures and sneaks in, and gets his friends who trust him. After the first time, there are many times, and he repeatedly tortures the poor prey both mentally and physically. I am isolated and helpless, and completely turn it into my own puppet—although the ending is destined to be BADEND, how much healthy meat can I eat in the middle!Especially since this is an experience in the spiritual world, you can even refuse to admit it when you wake up!

But this script doesn't fit his XP at all, he prefers mutual affection to forced love.If it were him, he would definitely write a story about a boy dressed as a woman who has a marriage contract with the major, and finally develops into a happy relationship, but the boy is worried about gender issues and refuses repeatedly. Of course, the major will definitely find out the truth and express his true love invincible. , of course there must be women's clothing, how can you miss the women's clothing plot, it's best to have a balcony PLAY who wants to refuse or welcome, imagine how excited he is!He is super good at height difference PLAY, don't underestimate the delusion of a man who has a backlog of hundreds of years, how can a mere forced love be satisfied, and the cooperation of both parties can unlock more positions!

Wu Zi was vigilant: "What kind of strange expression are you, what strange things are you thinking, stop thinking about it!"

Could it be that the way to distinguish between real and fake masters is to see who is more scumbag, and the way to distinguish between demons and D is to see who is more perverted?

Spedo took a deep breath, forcibly suppressed his delusions and ran away, no, no, no, how could he betray Elena, even delusions.It's all about the bad boss, this is Hong Guoguo's temptation! Nufufu, you almost tested Lord Dimon, you deserve it!

"In short, you have to trust me, so I won't go with the devil!"

That's right, other things can be compromised, XP can't, if you can't, you can't!I'm BG, I'm BG, I'm a BG party who loves each other, I say important things three times!

Spedo once again tried to forcefully change the subject: "Speaking of it from the perspective of the devil, it should be planning to use the plot to replace the memory, pry open your spirit and invade the soul. Once destroyed by the other party, the spirit will be finished. This time it is true. very dangerous."

In case of being invaded by demons, let alone the body becomes the other party's property, even the spirit will be captured, tortured and played repeatedly in the demon's group spirit, and finally annexed, that is the real living hell.

"But I still can't figure it out, why does that guy use my character and my face to do such a thing?"

Even Mr. Dimon doesn't like to be NTR'd. Why should he share the good things he can enjoy with others? He obviously doesn't have enough for himself!What kind of selfless spirit is this, silly B? (Aren't you a BG party?)

Wu Zi had some guesses about this: "He has always wanted me to fully integrate with him, and it is said that he needs my consent."

Spedo was a little surprised, and then smiled: "Ah, I see. That guy originally wanted to cheat your trust, so he chose me as a boy as an entry point."

Sorry again!What a great opportunity to change him!The hateful devil actually took up my quota for being intimate with the BOSS, it's really too hateful!

Wuzi turned his head and denied, "I didn't trust you."

Spedo: "——!"

【Crit attack! ! ! 】

Spedo immediately put his hands on the boy's shoulders: "My dear boss, if it were you, I think I can—"

"You can't~"

A hand pressed down on his shoulder from behind, and Spedo's figure disappeared into the air.

"Tsk, I've touched dirty things, it's disgusting, my hands are dirty."

Osamu Dazai took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands pretending to be a gesture, and then smiled and looked at Wu Zi.

"Sensei~ I'm coming, miss me?"

Satoshi Liu Dao's expression became dangerous, he raised his hands, punched Dazai Osamu's temples from both sides, and twisted them in!

"I miss you so much, Dazai-san!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

The screams sounded, no matter how powerful the Yokohama caretaker was, he was still an ordinary person. After being treated so cruelly, he could only wave his arms and scream.

Oda Sakunosuke, who came in behind, saw his friend's miserable situation, and chose to stand by with a very loyal heart.

Osamu Dazai sobbed and held out Erkang's hand, so, will love disappear?

After physically punishing Dazai-san, Goko calmed down a bit.

There is no way, he is too strong, and he can't hold back his hands when fighting. He doesn't dare to beat Mr. Dazai directly like Mr. Nakahara Nakaya, because it will really kill someone.

"Get rid of everyone's brainwashing, and apologize to everyone, and don't do this kind of thing again!" After finishing speaking, Liu Dao Wuzi was puzzled, "Why did you do such a thing in the first place? What's the point of cheating others and not benefiting oneself?"

It seems that apart from cheating him, I didn't see any beneficial places?

Osamu Dazai pointed at his fingers shyly: "It's not hard for me to have a hobby, I want to share it with everyone~ I thought that everyone would understand me and share the same feeling with me, only I know the cuteness of BOSS It's so boring and I want the whole world to know!"

This is the mood I want to sell Amway crazily after eating food, and then discuss it with others.What's the fun in smoking cats by himself? Cat smoking is a group activity. When you gather together to smoke cats, you can show that you are more popular with cats, and you will have that sense of superiority!

"Don't do such a disturbing thing for such an outrageous reason! Mr. Sakunosuke, please tell him too!"

Wu Zi knew that Mr. Dazai listened to Oda Sakunosuke the most, so he begged Oda Sakunosuke to reprimand his friend for his outrageous behavior.

Odasaku nodded, walked over, and patted Dazai on the back: "Don't do that again, you're causing trouble to the boss."

Dazai: "Yeah, okay~"

Wuzi accused: "Just pet him!"

Odasaku thought to himself, it seemed that he had just heard Dazai say the same thing, shouldn't he learn to be stricter?

Child psychology, it's time to add to the shopping cart!

"BOSS!!! I'm sorry it took some time to enter and exit, are you okay! I've heard it all, it's all Dazai Osamu's fault!"

Lan Tang finally arrived. He deeply suspected that it was Osamu Dazai who deliberately obstructed his entry and exit. Unfortunately, he didn't have any evidence. Dazai Osamu, when he can use you, he is like your brother. When it comes to you, you will have your underwear left!

"Tsk, what's the use of an idiot like you coming here? What can you do? Your coloring book has also revived Fuheshier, asking him to pay for everything, even Spedo more useful than you."

Lan Tang refused to accept: "I can protect the safety of the boss! Boss, this country is no longer safe, please leave immediately with me, I am ready to meet people!"

The Enlightenment of the Six Paths was speechless: "It's too exaggerated, Lantang, this is what Mr. Dazai did, just let him solve it. After you finally return to China, you can take this opportunity to have a good rest and go to some places to have fun. To deal with the enemy, I have a lot of means, and it’s because I’m the only one who can’t make a move, as long as I can solve the people who have been brainwashed by Mr. Dazai, everything will be solved.”

While talking, a video call suddenly came, and the caller was Shibusawa Tatsuhiko.

"My dear BOSS, I heard that you have encountered a little trouble? Come to me, the Shibusawa family is like a fortified wall. I have both mercenaries and troops here, as well as PMCs (firepower contractors) at home and abroad. Need me Shall we send someone to capture Gatone's headquarters first?"

Wu Zi: ...

Wu Zi: ...

No, you want to start a war, Shibusawa-sensei!Calm down, these are all from the same family, not real enemies, stop it!